Chapter 16 The Living Spring Palace
Ye Tian originally wanted to follow Guan Zhong to collect clues, but he didn't expect to witness a scene in the Living Spring Palace because of this.
This Guan Zhong and the bewitching woman actually staged a good scene of fish and shrimp in this "Deep Sea Dragon Palace", which surprised Ye Tian.
This was the first time Ye Tian had witnessed this kind of thing, and he only felt a burst of red faces, warm ears, and heartbeats.
Of course, this is just an adjective, because the text seems to have no ears and no heart, otherwise with the fragile little heart of a mosquito, I am afraid that it would have completely exploded because of the excessive beating at this time.
This Guan Zhong is obviously the type who likes to pursue excitement, so he started a battle in this box, regardless of what people outside would think when they heard it.
Guan Zhong had a lot of tricks, and in just ten minutes, he changed dozens of postures, and Ye Tian's blood was full of blood when he saw it, and Ye Tian even felt that the mosquito body that had always survived by sucking blood began to be congested with blood because of excitement.
At this time, Ye Tian didn't know whether he should be happy or depressed. I am happy that this kind of exciting scene is not something that others can see casually, if you think about it like this, maybe Ye Tian should feel happy.
But what made Ye Tian unhappy was that after reading it, he would face an embarrassing situation that all men understand, that is, the feeling of depression after excessive hormone secretion.
The woman tried her best to cooperate and please Guan Zhong, and kept making a cry of ** that was charming to the bones, which made Guan Zhong more and more energetic, and also made Ye Tian feel more and more crazy.
Looking at the woman's sultry and criminal posture, and listening to the woman's seductive ** butterfly language, Ye Tian had a strange urge to replace Guan Zhong for the first time.
"This is much more exciting than the kind of love action movie that Mr. Phantom has seen!" Ye Tian shook his head and commented, but in his heart he remembered the scene with the illusion truth.
Ye Tian had transformed into a creature more than once and wanted to spy on what the illusion was doing, this was not because Ye Tian had any voyeuristic habits, but because there were only two people in the entire place where Ye Tian lived, Ye Tian and Illusion, and it was inevitable that there would be boring times.
But Ye Tian's voyeuristic behavior has never been successful, and he doesn't even know why he was discovered.
Ye Tian has been with the illusion truth for nearly twenty years, and Ye Tian has never known what ability the illusion has and only feels that the illusion seems to be omnipotent.
However, there was one exception to this omnipotence.
At that time, Ye Tiancai was just ten years old, and once, Ye Tian quietly transformed into a mosquito and flew into the house of Illusion, only to find that Illusion was watching some kind of strange movie.
It is said that this film is strange because there are only two people in the whole film, and the background of the film is only one room and one bed.
Ye Tian flew beside him for a long time, but Phantom Zhen didn't notice Ye Tian's existence, and kept watching with all his body, with an intoxicated look on his face that Ye Tian had never seen before.
Ye Tian was really a little bored to watch, so he changed back to his human appearance and asked, "Teacher, are these two people fighting?" ”
Ye Tian's voice startled Huanzhen, and he quickly turned off the TV, and said angrily: "Stinky boy, who let you in." ”
Ye Tian was taken aback by the loud voice that suddenly burst out of the illusion, and said with some grievances: "It's the teacher you said, if I can come to your side and not be discovered by you, you will reward me." ”
Huan Zhen was stunned for a moment, recalling that he seemed to have really said this to Ye Tian, and the old face that had never been red rarely showed a hint of redness.
Just when Huanzhen was thinking about how to deal with Ye Tian, Ye Tian spoke again: "Teacher, the way those two people fight is really strange!" ”
Ye Tian's words were so choked that he was so angry that he couldn't breathe, and then said with a lewd face: "Yes, the two of them are fighting." This way of fighting is something that everyone likes, and I'm sure you'll like it when you grow up. But remember, when you grow up, you can only fight with women like this! ”
Ye Tian asked with some confusion: "Didn't the teacher say before that good men don't fight with women?" Why do you say that I can only fight with women? ”
"This fight is not another fight, you must know that this way of fighting women also like it very much! Also, remember that in the future, you are only allowed to 'fight' with beautiful women, otherwise you will be embarrassed to be a teacher! "The beginning of the illusion is also the first enlightenment education for Ye Tian.
It's a pity that this enlightenment education was a failure, because Ye Tian didn't understand what it meant at all, and it just left a strange thought in Ye Tian's young heart.
"When I grow up, I'm going to beat all the beautiful women in the world!" Ye Tian said to himself secretly, because Ye Tian, who likes to watch martial arts movies, is very interested in the legendary number one in the world, and the criterion for judging whether it is the first is whether he can defeat everyone.
However, the illusion is limited to "fighting" with women, and can only "fight" with beautiful women, so Ye Tian naturally thinks that in order to become the first in the world, he must "defeat" all beautiful women.
This was just what Ye Tian was thinking in his heart, and he didn't really say it, otherwise I was afraid that the illusion that was drinking water at that time would inevitably choke to death.
Thinking about the interesting stories of his childhood and looking at the adult blockbuster, Ye Tian seemed to say to Guan Zhong: "Let go of that woman and let me defeat her!" ”
At some point, time flies, and of course, sometimes it's because it doesn't really take long.
Ten minutes later, Guan Zhong announced that he would "fire the cannon and withdraw the troops", and the woman also let out a "high-profile voice" at this moment, as if she had waited for the "other side of happiness".
However, Ye Tian saw that the woman's eyes were extremely calm, obviously all the happiness and satisfaction were just for Guan Zhong.
Guan Zhong was lying there panting like a dead dog, and the sweat on his body was as if he had just done a sauna.
The bewitching woman lay in Guan Zhong's arms like a kitten, her eyes lingered, and she deliberately made an extremely satisfied gesture, constantly drawing circles on Guan Zhong's chest with her fingers.
"Brother Zhong, you haven't told Mei'er anything good about you!" The woman said angrily, but asked about something that had been in mind from the beginning.
Guan Zhong came to his senses, stretched out his hand and kneaded two more handfuls on the bewitching woman's chest, and only after the latter said coquettishly that you are really bad, did he say with a show off: "Mei'er, your brother Zhong will soon become the big brother of the entire Longjiang City!" ”
The bewitching woman obviously knew a lot about Guan Zhong's affairs, and asked with a surprised face, "Why did the old man suddenly figure it out?" ”
Guan Zhong sneered twice, and said proudly: "The old man is now being rescued in the hospital, and Shi De is also being locked up in the police station, I think there is anyone else in Longjiang City who can fight with me!" ”;