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At the end of the celebration, Chen Xiaotang wanted to go home, and the fat man Wang Jing picked his teeth with a toothpick and said that he wanted to go back with Chen Xiaotang. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Chen Xiaotang was surprised, "Why are you going back with me?" ”

The fat man looked at the long-legged beauty queen Zu Xian, "You scourge the little girl in the province!" ”

Chen Xiaotang was speechless, is his character so inferior?

The fat man obviously can't eat grapes, so he won't carry the ladder.

Helpless, Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to say goodbye to Wang Zuxian and others, and got into the car with the fat man, and the fat man said happily: "That's right, don't be a man who is sexually light on friends." ”

Chen Xiaotang: "I haven't settled accounts with you yet, even if you are a pervert, why do you still put such a hat on me?" ”

After hearing this, the fat man immediately looked at Chen Xiaotang with a very surprised expression, his squinting eyes widened hard, and said, "Ah Tang, do you know that you are insulting the word pervert!" ”

Chen Xiaotang: "......?!" ”

I don't know why.

The fat man began to spit righteously, "If you want to be sexual, is it easy?" As a pervert, the issue of cultivation is very important! It is necessary to sublimate color into an art. Got it? A kind of visual art, action art, so that ladies can enjoy it! And as the first element of a pervert: Sven. As a pervert, Sven is very important, you can talk about Madonna's revelation at Mike's concert, and then sigh loudly: Why am I not a big star Chen Xiaotang? Then in Sven's appearance, he secretly said: I am Sven's scum! ”

"As a pervert's second element: funny. Humor is an element of language, for example, a pornographic joke can be said to have a cultural connotation. This is not to say that you are the noon, I am a hoe or something, but to say, 'Today, I want to sprinkle my sunshine on you!' 'As a pervert's third element: shameless. What does a pervert want to face? How much is the face worth a pound, I buy it for a few tons. The face of the pervert is put in his pocket, and he takes it out from time to time to see: Wow, I'm so ~ ~ handsome! The fourth element as a pervert: elegance. What is elegance? For example, if you say to a beautiful girl to catch ii, you can say that you can become a beautiful girl, can you borrow ii to see; Or: Sister, I'll try my hand to have a good size. As the fifth element of a pervert: profound. Depth is a problem, no matter how stylish a man is, without depth, he will not be able to attract attention. How deep is this deep? For example, invite my sister: Let's talk about the fate of life tonight! ”

Chen Xiaotang, who was fascinated by the sound, couldn't help but open a can of beer...... The heart said, this fat man can really blow.

"The sixth element as a pervert: innocence. Innocence is not pretending to be tender, we are too late to pretend to be old perverts, where is the time to pretend to be tender? The meaning of innocence is to point to the beautiful girl's clothes, and innocently said: Sister, what is inside your clothes, let me see if it is the same as mine. The seventh element as a pervert: innocence. Satyrs are not evil, evil people can only be ghosts. How can we be innocent? When someone is talking about something like a Japanese movie, make a surprise statement: You guys are so bad! People only watch live performances......"

"Flutter!" Chen Xiaotang couldn't hold back any longer, and a sip of wine sprayed on the fat man's face.

Wang Fatzi, who is talking energetically, might as well have Chen Xiaotang come to this trick, and he was directly sprayed all over his face.

Wiping his face and shaking his hand, the fat man said: "Even if you have an opinion about me, you can keep it for the time being, there is no need to be so ruthless!" ”

Chen Xiaotang's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he said righteously: "A scum like you, everyone will be punished!" ”

The fat man shrugged: "Okay, even if you eliminate harm for the people...... Parking in front. ”

"What, angry?"

"No, I'm afraid I'll die if I mess with you again......" The fat man jumped out of the car.

"Really angry?" Chen Xiaotang asked.

"Nope." The fat man shook his head.

"It doesn't look like it."

"Alas, you can see it. If you really feel guilty, just stuff it to me and let me go outside to the wine pool and meat forest to get drunk and dream of death......"

Chen Xiaotang: "...??!! ”

"Do you want a slap?"

"No need!" The fat man immediately refused, "I'm not out of stock in this regard!" ”

Chen Xiaotang no longer paid attention to the dead fat man, and said to Ah Long: "Drive, let's go back." ”

The fat man jumped up in the back, "Inform you first, I'll go to the horse to kill the chicken, and sign your order as usual!" ”

Chen Xiaotang was speechless.

When I returned home, before I entered the door, I heard my mother Li Shuzhen shouting inside: "What are you doing with so many things, it's not for the New Year, let alone to pray to God!" ”

"You don't understand this," it was the voice of his father Chen Fugui, "Now that our family has become a Justice of the Peace, that is the spirit of the ancestors, we must sincerely worship it!" ”

Li Shuzhen didn't seem to be very enthusiastic, "In the past, our family was down, and when Tang Tsai was hiding from debts and wanted to run away, why didn't you see your ancestor appear?" Traveling abroad? Or did you relocate en masse?! ”

"You mother-in-law, it's so unreasonable to speak, of course you have to worship your ancestors when there is a happy event in the family, do you want to worship the mahjong tiles in your hand?"

"Tsk, you're turning around and complaining that I like to play mahjong, aren't you?"

"Who dares to say anything about you! Who are you? The boss of this family, whoever is disobedient will talk to you...... No one can stand it! ”

"Ah, Chen Fugui, what's wrong with you today, your tail is still up in the sky, figure it out, Justice of the Peace, you are your son, not you!"

"Cut, my son's is mine, mine is my son's, our grandfather is not separated from each other!"

Seeing that the two of them in the house were about to quarrel, Chen Xiaotang couldn't push open the door and went in, and said with a smile: "Oh, mom and dad, you're all here!" ”

"Humph!" Mother Li Shuzhen turned her face away.

"Humph!" Dad Chen Fugui didn't bother with her.

But seeing that there were fruits and other tributes on the table in the house, as well as incense burners and other objects, there were all kinds of worship, and it seemed that it took Chen Fugui a lot of effort.

Chen Xiaotang pretended not to know the inside story, "This is ......"

"Come, Tang Zai, come here, your ancestors kowtowed to the pillar of incense, and now that you are an official, you can be regarded as a glorious lintel!" Chen Fugui pulled Chen Xiaotang and stuffed the lit incense candles to him.

Chen Xiaotang couldn't cry or laugh, what kind of official is a Justice of the Peace, at most a good title.

However, in the eyes of an honest person like my father, I am afraid that this title is really "grand" and "important", so that my father dares to touch the old ** tiger and engage in this kind of fame.

Chen Xiaotang glanced at his mother Li Shuzhen, but her mother didn't say to let him do it, nor did she say that she wouldn't do it.

So Chen Xiaotang held Changxiang in his hand and ...... towards his ancestral tablet I don't know where my dad pulled it from, it's almost rotten...... Bowed three times very respectfully.

Chen Xiaotang's solemn and respectful attitude made his father Chen Fugui very satisfied, and he wanted to learn to brush his beard like a patriarch on TV, but found that his chin was bare...... Well, it looks like it's time to grow a beard......

waited until Chen Xiaotang finished worshipping the ancestral tablet before Chen Fugui said: "Okay, clean up, let your mother cook tonight, let's have two drinks!" ”

In fact, a long time ago, when there was no one at home, such as during the holidays, my mother went out to buy groceries or go shopping. Dad would take a bottle of liquor and put it on the coffee table, and then, take two cups, set them up, and then come to Chen Xiaotang's hut, and whisper to his son, who is indulging in the intense plot of a certain novel or the melody of a certain cassette tape: Come, let's talk.

The first time he did this, Chen Xiaotang was a little surprised and a little unaccustomed. Although his father did not object to him drinking, and he never said anything about him when he went out to drink, the thought of sitting at the table and drinking with his father always felt strange.

Dad didn't notice it, or made a blank look, and turned and walked to the living room. It seems to have made it clear to tell him, you have to come, you have to come if you don't come.

Dad never wanted his son to pour the wine. He carefully picked up the bottle and poured a glass for his son, and then another for himself. Then, he began to act nonchalantly and chat with his son.

Chen Xiaotang, who was sitting on the small bench opposite his father, would feel very relaxed. Sometimes, I would suddenly stand up and slap the table with the old bean theory. Dad looked at him with a tolerant and even conniving expression, and a sly smile would spread on his lips.

This kind of secret activity will not be discovered by my mother and sister, and the father and son always clean up the mess before they come back, and then, go their own way. Most of the time his father was sleeping, while Chen Xiaotang continued to read his books and listen to his tapes.

Today, it is rare for the father Chen Fugui to shout "I want to have a drink with my son" with great fanfare, I thought that even if my mother Li Shuzhen would not "gladly accept", she would "push the boat down the river", who would have thought that as soon as my father's words came out, my mother Li Shuzhen said angrily: "If you want to eat, you go out to eat!" I'm not feeling well, sleep first! "Grunt go upstairs.

Dad Chen Fugui stared at the thief, too faceless, too embarrassed, he has been soft at home for more than 20 years, and he can't imagine that he is still in front of his son...... If the tiger doesn't threaten you, you should be a sick cat!

So, Chen Fugui rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "I'm going to vibrate Fugang today!" ”

Chen Xiaotang was beside him, "Dad, let's go out to eat." ”

Chen Fugui: "......"

"It's good to go out to eat, save the dishes!"

Under the prestige of his wife for many years, Chen Fugui still "borrowed the slope to get off the donkey".

After putting on his coat again, Chen Xiaotang and his father Chen Fugui left the house together.

At the door, the Alonghu brothers, who acted as the royal bodyguards and personal drivers, hurriedly drove over, and Chen Xiaotang said to them with a smile: "You go back to rest first, my father and I will walk casually." ”

Seeing him like this, Ah Long Ahu had no choice but to say goodbye to Uncle Chen, and said to Chen Xiaotang before leaving: "If you have to call for anything, we will arrive as soon as possible!" ”

Chen Xiaotang smiled: "Don't worry, I will." ”

Ah Long and Ah Hu breathed a sigh of relief.

You must know that Chen Xiaotang's personal safety is not only his personal matter, but also related to the entire Magic Shadow Entertainment Company and the lives of thousands of people!

So, he doesn't belong to himself! (To be continued)