Chapter 35: The Rank Hall
After a while, Xu Cang saw that the four of them were still sitting upright, silent, and suddenly lifted the iron crutch, "snapped" and slammed into the fire granite on the ground, the four of them were originally sitting quietly, and they were taken aback, and scolded in their hearts: "This old man is a psychopath, and he is not very sick!"
"It seems that in the first lesson today, I have to teach you etiquette first, the first one: respect the teacher! In my class, there is no prince, no princess, no size, and no hall, only teachers and students, understand no!"
"Understood!" the four of them replied in unison, impressed by the old man's majesty and ancient appearance.
"Understood, understood, don't get up and salute the master!" Xu Cang roared.
"Hello teacher!" the four of them got up and bowed, but muttered in their hearts: What do you have to worry about being a levelless teacher?
Su Cang stopped and bowed to return the salute!
"Article 2: You are the waste of Muen Academy..."
Xia Lei couldn't bear it anymore, he was angry, and got up and shouted: "You are a waste, dead lame!"
"Hmm!" Xu Cang stood on one foot, raised the iron crutch, and pressed the void on Xia Lei's shoulder, Xia Lei shouted "wow" and roared: "Oh, dead lame, there are really two brushes." I'm top!"
But how can I move, the invisible Gang pressure on the shoulders, such as carrying a heavy burden, the feet actually do not obey the call, "hey, hey" bent down.
Xu Cangtie pulled it, Xia Lei spun on the spot, his butt was facing Xu Cang, "pop", Xia Lei screamed "ah, ah" three times, Xu Cangtie pushed a little, Xia Lei turned around, "bang" sat on the chair in a fart suit, and screamed "ah", obviously being beaten to the bottom.
Shi You, Xia Xiao, and Hui Puning were dumbfounded. Xia Lei is nicknamed the Giant Spirit God, born with divine power, in front of Xu Cang, he is like a plaything, this strange old man's cultivation is amazingly high, if he is identified according to the spirit level, I am afraid that he has reached the level of penetration, but why is he obscure, willing to stay in the unlevel hall, teach some marching chores?
I only heard Xu Cang say: "It seems that we must first talk about the third rule: there is no teacher, disrupt the classroom, and beat three crutches!"
Xia Lei endured the pain, but Shi Youren really admired it, and no one dared to move.
Su Cang's eyes slipped and he looked at himself: "Then the second one: ... I'm also a waste, a waste teaches a waste, a good match!"
ShijΓΆvre smiled, the old man had a grim face, but he didn't mean to taunt them.
"Article 4: Teacher, preaching, teaching, and solving doubts. Hee-hee, this class teaches everything. Shi You respected him as a person, respected his teacher's morality, was delighted when he heard the words, clapped his hands and said: "Okay!" suddenly thought of the third one to disrupt the class, punished him three times, hurriedly bowed his head silently, got up obediently, his butt was towards Xu Cang, closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, ready to be beaten!
Xia Xiao and Hui Puning also clapped their palms and shouted: "Okay, this is the way to be a teacher." He also got up with Shi Yu and turned his ass.
"Well, if you violate Article 3, you should be punished, but according to Article 5, the friendship of classmates, the same advance and retreat, the common suffering, there are rewards, and the merits and demerits are offset, and you are exempted from punishment!"
The servant said secretly in his heart: "Thousands of clothes are worn, but sycophants are not worn." Then he turned and sat down.
Xu Cang's one-eyed eyes were like a torch, and he smiled: "Do you think that if you make a sycophant, Lao Tzu will let you go?"
He actually saw through his thoughts, and his hearts were full of joy, and he didn't dare to have the heart of hip-hopping anymore.
Xu Cang continued: "On the battlefield, it is a righteous army, a righteous army, the division is famous, and the soldiers are righteous, and only in times of danger can there be people who generously go to righteousness, sacrifice their lives to save, and the upper and lower levels can be united and undefeated in a hundred battles!"
The four of them are awe-inspiring, and there is no desire to underestimate them.
"The above five orders are my private orders, the fourth is for myself, and the other regulations are left to you!"
"Stand up!" exclaimed.
"Whoosh" The four of them stood up in unison.
"Since the ungraded hall only teaches marching chores, this fancy fan classroom has to be rearranged, remove redundant items, and arrange according to the march, so as to be concise and clear, you can think of it, I will accept it in a quarter of an hour, hehe, if it is not qualified, it should be punished by the third order!" After speaking, he raised the iron crutch and left!
Xia Lei's buttocks were swollen with three bumps, but he didn't bleed, obviously Xu Cang used his dark power, and he shouted with lingering palpitations: "Ten brothers and thirteen brothers, think quickly, this old man is too troublesome, we can't afford to provoke him! His iron crutch is not a joke!"
Hui Puning and Xia Xiao looked at each other, as princes, they had never led troops into battle, how could they know how to arrange the military camp!
Xia Lei begged: "Sister, you have fought, come up with an idea!"
Shi You frowned lightly and said, "It's not a difficult matter, it's just that the three of you are princes, and there are no miscellaneous servants here, who will do it!"
Hui Puning said: "The master said, there is no prince or princess in the classroom, you don't have to scruple about what you need to do, just give your orders." β
"Okay, Xia Lei, clear the redundant bookcase, Hui Puning found a ten-zhang long plank, Xia Xiao divided the class into two halves, the first half of the sand pool map and sand table deduction, and the second half of the art of war formation deduction. Leave four bookcases on two sides, and the bookcase is placed at the back. Xia Xiao found a map of the Battle of Hundred Breaks, and according to the scale in the map, it was piled up into a sand map. Put the teacher's book case on the top, and the weapon rack behind it. β
The three princes prepared separately, and in less than half a moment, a simple marching camp was arranged.
"Girl, I can't see that you are so delicate and so skilled in marching at such a young age. β
Shi You smiled and said, "It's all typed!"
At this time, a head poked out of the window, and it was actually the nineteenth princess Xia Man!
"Oh, there's mud and sand?" Xia Man dodged and slipped in.
"Nineteenth sister, what are you doing!" Xia Lei liked this girl very much, and was afraid that she would be punished, so he asked casually.
"Play! I walked all over the six halls, the teachers were chanting, the students were sleeping, and you smashed the windows and lifted the tables, and played with mud, which was fun!"
Xia Xiao rolled her eyes, this rude sister, she can't help, but she is an expert in destruction, she has to think of a way to get rid of her, she rolled her eyes and shouted: "Tenth sister, stop, Brother Ten is playing a game with you!" We are looking at the book picture, piling sand piles on the sand table, drawing rivers, and seeing who can pile them well, draw accurately, and do it quickly!"
"Where's the prize?"
"A wishful flower!"
"No, who wants that!"
"Take you to the East Fence to watch the sunrise!"
"Climb Donghuang Mountain! Don't, I've seen it a few times!" Xia Man pouted, stretched out his foot and stepped on a pile of sand!
Xia Xiao pondered for a while, and said mysteriously: "If you do it quickly and well, my brother will take you to a thrilling and exciting place!"
When Xia Man heard this, his face suddenly glowed, and he was excited, lying on Xia Xiao's body, and kissed: "Explore!
"Five Holy Caves!"
When Xia Puning heard this, he felt a pimple in his heart and said: "Tenth brother, don't mess around, it's a forbidden place for Muen, how can you take the nineteenth sister to an adventure!"
Xia Lei roared: "Tenth brother, you are crazy all day long, don't take the nineteenth sister to go crazy with you, the thousand-year-old legend of the Five Holy Caves, there is no return, and no one dares to enter since ancient times." β
"We're going! When Xia Man heard this, he jumped up and took a box of water, poured it on the sand, glanced at the map, and "brushed" a few efforts, and actually piled up the mountains, rivers, seas, and islands on the map, and the silk patterns were not bad! Xia Xiao was dumbfounded, and he had finished piling up several mounds of dirt.
"Brother Ten, let's go, go to the Five Holy Caves!" said Xia Xiao!
"Nineteenth sister, you cheat!" Xia Xiao is ready to pay the bill!
"Don't you know, I grew up in the sand when I was a child, and the mud and sand are still used as cheats?" Xia Man said triumphantly.
"Don't make trouble, my brother is in class, the teacher is amazing, he will spank. β
"No matter, what you say counts!"
"Little sister, come to my sister's place, my sister will give you a butterfly flower!" When the trouble was raging, the voice at the door came, before the person arrived, the sound came first, Shi You Xia Lei recognized it, so sweet and glutinous pure sound, when it was Xiao Mo, when he spoke, his eyes were apologetic and shy, and he looked at Shi You infatuatedly.
"Don't, who wants that!" Xia Man ran to pestering Xia Xiao.
Shi You's heart is conflicted, she is a little afraid of her, but she also wants to be close to her, and feel her gentle like water, after all, girls' families want someone to love her. called "sister" and asked, "You don't attend classes in the attendance hall, aren't you afraid of the teacher's punishment?"
Xiao Mo said: "Today's first lesson, all about the emperor's grace, loyalty and patriotism, living up to the holy grace, abiding by the precepts of the thanksgiving and virtue class, listening to the disciples yawned, thinking of my sister, I came!"
As he spoke, he looked at the Wujie Hall, with a surprised look on his face: "Sister, who are you preparing for war?"
"Oh! No, what we have learned has nothing to do with spirituality, just marching chores, and the master wants us to arrange the class according to actual combat!"
Xiao Mo looked around in surprise: "This is the classroom to learn skills, sister, I won't go back to the Attendance Hall, I want to stay in the Rankless Hall!"
"Knock knock" The sound of the iron crutch knocking came, Shi You hurriedly pulled Xiao Mo to sit down, Xia Xiao also hurriedly picked up Xia Man and returned to his seat!
When Xu Cang entered the door, Xia Man was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but exclaim "oops". Xia Xiao hurriedly covered his mouth, knelt down and said, "Master, please forgive the nineteenth sister for her offense!"
Xu Cang's cold one-eyed eyes were like knives, flying towards Xiao Mo, Xiao Mo knelt down: "Master, I want to enter the Wuxian Hall to study, I hope the master will take it in!"
"The door of the school is open, anyone can come, but you, no, go out!" Xu Cang was unceremoniously and ordered to expel the guest.
"Why?"
"According to the rules of the college, students have a register to register, and once they are registered, they will change to the teacher at will, and they will be regarded as disobedient and go out immediately. β
Xiao Mo's expression was gloomy, he obediently walked to the door, turned around and looked at Shi You, suddenly his face was extremely resolute, and he knelt down and said: "Master, what the diligent hall talks about is a lesson in etiquette and brainwashing, it is a day of hip-hopping, and I hope that the master will take it in, otherwise, I can't afford to kneel for a long time!"
Xu Cangli ignored it, looked at the classroom layout, Xia Xiao pushed Xia Man, and whispered: "Nineteen sister, go out and have fun by yourself, and the tenth brother will look for you in a while!"
Seeing Xu Cang's honorable face, Xia Man couldn't wait to slip away, and when he heard the words, he wanted to run, but he was stopped by Xu Cang's majestic words.
"You are not registered, you can stay if you want to!"
"Don't, you old man is too scary!"
Shi said darkly: "It's broken, my little sister is in trouble!"
That Zhixucang didn't care, and actually said with a smile: "If you enter the class, you are the students, the teacher is present, how can you come if you want, and leave if you want?" Obediently listen to the class and then leave, the bad old man doesn't beat his ass, get up." β