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Zhang Taiping and the old village chief, old man Qian, Zhuang Yu Wang Peng and several other people in the village arranged a table, and the food was served first, which was a common practice, and no one said anything.

Today I made a lot of money, and the food was a little better than before, the main dish was a large rooster stewed with mountain mushrooms picked from the mountains, and a few dishes that were usually made for dinner in the village. The wine is a grain wine bought from other villages, and the taste is strong, which is suitable for men.

When the meal was full of wine, Da Nier toasted all the uncles and grandfathers with tea instead of wine. When toasting, no one has to say an auspicious word, and the others are nothing more than "Da Nier has the ability" and "Da Nier is a Wenqu star". Zhang Taiping didn't do anything special, and said, "Da Nier studied hard in college, and tried to see a graduate student and then take the doctoral examination." ”

Zhuang Yu was pregnant, and after Daniel toasted, she went back accompanied by Wang Peng. It didn't take long for Wang Peng to run over again, and a table of big men began to let go of their bellies and drink.

The little monkey was arranged to sit with a few little dolls, this guy just learned that the little dolls took a pair of chopsticks to eat, but the first time he used chopsticks was in his mouth, and after a few plates were empty, he finally got anxious, and threw the chopsticks directly into his hands.

As soon as each dish is served, it reaches over and pinchs a handful of dishes and places them on a plate in front of them.

The little dolls were stunned by its hands-on action at first, but after the two dishes were seized by it, they all put down their chopsticks, and as soon as the dishes came up, they grabbed them with their hands, leaving it nothing.

The food that is rushed to eat is the sweetest, and a monkey and a little doll are the most ferocious and enjoyable among the tables in the room.

After eating for a while, the little monkey finally ate enough, wiped the oil on his hand on the body of the little doll next to him, stood up and patted his belly and walked towards Zhang Taiping.

Zhang Taiping's side is a high table, and there are eight people sitting around, who are persuading wine.

The little monkey went over and saw a few people drinking and drinking, which was something that the little doll did not have on the table. The little monkey's eyes rolled, he didn't know what idea he had come up with, he looked behind Zhang Taiping to see that there was no opportunity to take advantage of, and then ran behind the old man Qian, who was already a little drunk. The cat is waisted, and no one has yet discovered its existence.

Wang Laogun poured another cup for Old Man Qian, the two of them were intent on getting each other drunk tonight, and the two of them fought together one by one.

It's just that Wang Laogun just poured the wine money, and the old man didn't reach out to take the cup, but a furry hand behind him reached over and stole the wine glass.

Everyone looked behind Old Man Qian, and saw that the monkey who came with Zhang Taiping was holding a wine glass and sucking the wine in the cup with a squeak. Before everyone could react, the little monkey jumped up again, sticking out his tongue and squeaking, his eyes full of tears. The quilt in his hand also fell to the ground, but fortunately it was the land, and the quilt was not broken.

Jumping up to Zhang Taiping and tugging at his clothes, he squeaked, sticking out his tongue and filling his mouth with the smell of wine.

Zhang Taiping is both angry and funny, this is a liquor of more than 50 degrees, not a kind of Xianlu Qiong brew, it is no wonder that such a violent way of drinking is not uncomfortable, it is estimated that the stomach is already burning like a fire. Quickly find a teapot and hand it to him.

The little monkey hugged the teapot and poured a stomach of tea, and the pain in his mouth was slightly lessened, but the burning in his stomach had just begun. The smell of alcohol was rising, and its face was red like its own ass.

After walking around the house, his legs had already begun to walk in a figure-eight step, swaying, and his mouth was still making strange noises. Zhang Taiping patted his forehead and said: The guy is drunk.

Everyone who came to their senses burst into laughter when they looked at the little monkey, and a group of little dolls followed it directly to learn its appearance. Now, if you can punch, it's an authentic drunken monkey boxing.

The little monkey staggered into the kitchen, saw a large water tank, and suddenly put his head into the water tank, dissipating part of the heat in his body, and then jumped in with his hands along the tank. The little doll and the woman in the kitchen who followed behind were shocked and wanted to pull it out of it, but not only did it not come out, but it also showed a fierce expression at the person who came to do it, and it shrank alone in the water tank with a comfortable expression on its face.

Da Nier hurriedly ran to the front and called Zhang Taiping in.

Zhang Taiping was a little speechless when he looked at it comfortably in the water tank, and lifted it out of the water. The little monkey's brain was a little clearer, and he knew that he might be in trouble, and saw that Zhang Taiping didn't dare to resist and shrank at his feet.

Zhang Taiping said to Song Lan and Wang Min: "I'm sorry. ”

Song Lan said with a smile: "It's nothing, just change a tank of water in a while." ”

"Seeing that this guy is too drunk, I'll go first." Zhang Taiping pointed to the little monkey at his feet and was still scratching his ears and cheeks.

Song Lan looked at the little monkey, stayed here again and didn't know what would happen after a while, and said, "Okay, if you have a chance in the future, you will invite the handsome to drink." ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say." Zhang Taiping went out to the front, said hello to the people who were drinking, and went back with the little monkey.

At first, I was able to walk on my own, but it didn't take long for the smell of alcohol to come up again, and I walked crookedly. Zhang Taiping directly clipped it under his arm and quarreled and walked over.

When I got home, it was only past nine o'clock, which didn't match the time I used to go out for drinks and dinners. Cai Yazhi asked a little surprised: "Why did you come back so early." It's not that she wants Zhang Taiping to come back too late, but this time it's really a little earlier than the time when he and the village chief Wang Laogun and his gang drank before, and something went wrong, so Cai Yazhi asked.

Zhang Taiping said helplessly: "It's not because of this guy. ”

Cai Yazhi noticed the little monkey that Zhang Taiping was sandwiched under his arm and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"Drunk."

"Drunk?" Fan Ming next to him said in surprise, and then stepped forward and wanted to rummage, but he touched the water in his hand, and frowned and didn't ask, "Why is it all water?" ”

Zhang Taiping said with a smile: "When I was drinking just now, this guy secretly drank a glass of wine when he was not paying attention to it, and the spirits of more than fifty degrees made it suffer for a while, and he immediately went to the drunkard and made a fuss for a while, and then ran into the kitchen and plunged into the water tank. I had no choice but to bring it back in advance. ”

"Haha, hahaha" Fan Ming couldn't help but laugh out loud when she heard such an interesting thing. Cai Yazhi and Xing Rushui also smiled at the corners of their mouths.

Zhang Taiping put the little monkey on the table, this guy stood up and walked forward, stepping on the air, if it weren't for Zhang Taiping's quick hand to fall to the ground, although there was no big incident, but it was certain to suffer some hardships.

Simply place it on the ground so you don't have to worry about falling off the table anymore. But the water on his body mixed with the dust on the ground, and immediately became dirty.

Zhang Taiping ignored it for the time being, went into the bathroom to take a shower, and when he came out, he saw a ridiculous scene.

I saw the little monkey holding a bamboo pole and beckoning to Ah Huang's body, and Fan Ming and Cai Yazhila next to him couldn't hold it, so they could only watch Ah Huang and not resist so as not to bite it.

It seems that wine can not only strengthen people's courage, but also strengthen the courage of monkeys, if it is left awake, it is estimated that it will not be able to hide when it sees Ah Huang, how can it dare to provoke Ah Huang with a pole.

Ah Huang is now feeling aggrieved, not only with the man's previous order not to hurt this monkey, but also with the obstruction of several hostesses, even if he wants to open his mouth to intimidate a few times, he can't make a few sounds. I wanted to run and was called back by the hostess, so I could only close my eyes and endure this humiliation.

It's not that Cai Yazhi and Fan Ming want to make Ah Huang suffer and be humiliated, but Ah Huang is the most obedient and seems to be the most kind, plus Ah Huang is the old dog in the family, Cai Yazhi is confident that he can control it, mainly because he is afraid that this little monkey who doesn't know the height of the sky will provoke a grimace or a lion, these two are not good matches, and Cai Yazhi can't say 100% that she can control it and prevent them from suddenly breaking out on this little monkey.

Seeing that Zhang Taiping came back from the backyard, Cai Yazhi and Fan Ming breathed a sigh of relief, and Ah Huang also breathed a sigh of relief and took the opportunity to run out.

Just as Grimace walked in from the courtyard, the little monkey saw that Ah Huang was gone, so he lifted his pole and beckoned to Grimace. The grimace was different from Ah Huang, he jumped away from the side, and when he opened his mouth, he let out a roar.

The few people who were the masters didn't feel anything unusual about this roar, but the voice was majestic. But in the ears of the little monkey, it was a roar full of majesty and warning.

The little monkey shook his head, his brain regained a bit of clarity, he saw the behemoth in front of him clearly, threw away the stick in his hand and hid behind Zhang Taiping with a squeak.

Zhang Taiping patted the back of the grimace to calm it down with anger. Let it and the lion that followed him go out again, and then turn to the little monkey that was looking behind him. Unexpectedly, for a while, it was already lying on the bench and dozing off, and it smashed it a few times from time to time in its mouth, as if it was dreaming of something delicious.

Zhang Taiping shook his head, carried it to the river, cleaned the soil on its body a little, and then dried it. Instead of putting it on the table for fear that it would fall asleep and roll down, he laid a sheet on the ground and put it on top of it. During the whole process, the little thing slept like a dead pig, motionless.

In this way, the little monkey spent the first night at Zhang Taiping's house.

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