Biaozi was staying in bed, and the mobile phone next to him rang, "Big brother, it's coming, can we answer?" ”

Biaozi took the mobile phone and saw that the caller ID was from his mother, he hurriedly pressed Answer, and before he could speak, he said on the other side of the phone: "Biaozi, why haven't you called back for so long?" What the hell are you doing? Your aunt introduced me to a girl from their village today, I also saw it, it is very beautiful, when will you come back and you can meet you? ”

As soon as Biao Zi heard his mother calling to introduce his girlfriend to himself, he was about to go crazy, he said to his mobile phone: "Mom, I know, the ones you introduced to me are not reliable, either people don't look down on me, or I don't look down on others, can you introduce me to more reliable ones?" ”

"You stinky boy, what do you mean by being reliable? Aren't they all talking on their own? Wouldn't it be nice if you spent a lot of time together? Isn't the one your third aunt introduced to you last time okay? But you kid is picky, when will you find me a serious one? When will I be able to hold my grandson? Biaozi's mother said.

"My good mother, I'm also anxious, but this is really not a hurry, the people you introduced to me, one fat one is almost two hundred pounds, Mom, you know it's a girl, if I want to hug her, it's very hard to hug her, and there is a short one who is not yet one meter five, and he has to squat down for a kiss, and there is one who is twelve years older than me, I really can't accept being so much older than me." Biaozi said aggrievedly into the phone.

"You kid is picky, you don't look at what you look like, you look at yourself, aren't you also very fat, you're still afraid of being fat, what's wrong with being fat? As long as you are not stupid or stupid. If it's raining, you know how to hide from the rain, and if you dry the quilt, you know that you can't collect it at home? And the shorter one, what's wrong with that? It's not anyone's fault that you're short. Also, isn't there the one who is older than you, who is twelve years older? So what? I know that I love you more than you, as long as I can give birth to a grandchild, I don't care. Biaozi's mother said a lot like a cannon.

"My mom, I really don't have anything to say to you, I'm busy outside now, let's hang up the phone." Biao Zi shook his head and said helplessly.

"What are you hanging? Listen to me. Your grandfather will celebrate his 80th birthday next month, and he told me that you must bring your girlfriend home, or you kid will never come home. Biaozi's mother shouted.

"Why are you all pushing me? You're forced to marry. It's forced marriage! Where can I find it? It's not cabbage sellers, and the vegetable market is everywhere. But it's not something you can buy. Biaozi said helplessly.

"I'll take care of yours. You can do it yourself, I don't care, you just buy it for me and buy one for me. Biaozi's mother gave an ultimatum and said.

Biaozi hung up the phone, he pouted and said to himself, "What's wrong with me?" Where can I find a girlfriend to go home to? Do you really want to buy a girlfriend online? If only there were girlfriends sold on Taobao. ”

At this time, his mobile phone rang again, and he picked up the phone and pressed the answer button. Said into the phone, "What are you doing?" I know, I know, when the time comes, I'll just buy a girlfriend, and pull a girlfriend on the side of the road for you, okay? Are you my real mother? ”

"What are you talking about? What about buying a girlfriend? Why can't I understand? "It's the fat girl who said that. She wanted to ask Biaozi where she was, she wanted to come to Biaozi.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were my mother, it turned out to be you, whose number is this?" Biaozi said into the phone.

"You're embarrassed to say, this is my newly bought number, I can't get through that number, so I bought a new card number to call you, and sure enough, did you add my number to the blacklist?" The chubby girl said into the phone.

"Oh, I see, I see, maybe I was busy when you called me, but I'm not busy now." Biaozi lied.

"Oh, I see, what did you just say to buy a girlfriend, what does that mean? Shall I be your girlfriend? The chubby girl said with a smile.

"Ahh Yes! Yes! Don't, it's okay, I'll say whatever I want, whatever I say and play. Biaozi hurriedly explained.

"Tell me where you are? I'm going to you now. The chubby chick still said.

"We're far away, I'm going to visit relatives now, don't you come, it's very tiring, forget it. I'll be back in a few days. Biaozi said reluctantly.

"Oh, are you afraid that I won't be at ease when I go alone? Do you feel sorry for me? You're so nice, I like it. The chubby girl said coquettishly.

"Oh my God, I'm really going crazy, when is this coming, you don't want to make trouble again, I'm really about to be overwhelmed." Biao Zi thought to himself, but he didn't say it, he was afraid that the fat girl would be sad, and he originally said that he would tell people in person, but the words were to the most mouthful, he still didn't dare to say it, his heart was so soft.

"What are you doing? You see I've bought a lot of food, which ones do you like to eat? Wen Ya walked in with a lot of snacks.

"You came, I thought you wouldn't come again." Biaozi looked at Wen Ya embarrassedly and said.

"Why? You're here to save me, why don't I dare come? Wen Ya glared at Biaozi and said, her eyes were full of surprise and suspicion.

In fact, what Biao Zi wanted to say was that very embarrassing thing, Wenya and the nurse both saw his stubborn little brother, the tent that was propped up high, it was really humiliating to die, he thought that this Wenya would never come again from now on, he really didn't expect that this Wenya would still be so good to himself, he was really happy to die.

"Okay, what do you want to eat? Biscuits or fruit? Wen Ya looked at Biaozi with a smile and said.

Where is the current Biaozi still in the mood to eat, he is now one head and two big, what is going on? His grandfather knew that he didn't have a girlfriend, so he forced himself to find a girlfriend to go home when he celebrated his birthday.

"What's wrong with you? Got something on your mind? Wen Ya saw that Biao Zi had something on his mind and asked.

Biaozi told Wenya about her mother forcing her to bring her girlfriend home, and Wenya laughed after listening to it: "It's really funny, and you forced yourself to bring your girlfriend home, didn't you bring it with you?" ”

Biaozi looked at Wen Ya smiling like a flower, pouted and said, "Are you still smiling?" You're still not my friend? I've been like this, can't you comfort me with a few words? ”

Wen Ya didn't speak, still smiling. (To be continued......)