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It is said that the fat man Wang Jing temporarily saved himself with a fart, and at this moment, the tyrannosaurus was very angry, and the consequences were very serious. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

What to do, I'm afraid I can't escape this time!!

Just when the fat man was so nervous that he couldn't do it, Chen Xiaoxiao suddenly said loudly, "Three million!" I've got three million here! You can take it! ”

The fat man fainted, stupid girl, these people can't be fed, aren't you cheap them for nothing?

When the tyrannosaurus heard this, it was obviously stunned for a moment.

Originally, they listened to the bald guy ---- Brother Yong's words, and they wanted to extort 5 million from that Chen Xiaotang, but now this chick has 3 million on her?

developed------!

Just as the Tyrannosaurus rex was ecstatic, the electric ringtone caught his attention.

"Ayu, go and take a look!" Tyrannosaurus rex was wary of sudden electric ringtones.

"What for?"

"Takeaway, did you order takeout?" This voice is so familiar, and the fat man's mind subconsciously appeared Chen Xiaotang, who almost lost his "butt chastity ~"!

If it weren't for the three million checks for him, I wouldn't have suffered so much.

But Ah Tang, why did he come here? Could it be that Ah Tang already knows where he is hiding?! The fat man can't guess.

In fact, after Chen Xiaotang found out that his sister had been kidnapped, his first thought was to call the police, but immediately, he vetoed the idea again, because the kidnappers said that if they found out that the police were involved, they would tear up the ticket. What's more, father Chen Fugui and mother Li Shuzhen are worried about their daughter's safety. Dead or alive are reluctant to call the police and get into danger.

No way. Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to start from his own connections----- and directly found the great white shark ------- the Dongxing Society.

This time, the Dongxing Club relied on Chen Xiaotang's investment to earn 10 million, and the entire club had already regarded Chen Xiaotang as the God of Wealth. At this time, as soon as she heard that Chen Xiaotang's sister had something, without saying a word, the entire club immediately went out.

As the saying goes, snakes have snake paths, and rats have rat paths. Many things that the police can't handle, put in the hands of these associations, it is simply pediatrics. Originally, Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong is such a big place, where there is a place to hide from the police, everyone is clear.

Soon, Chen Xiaotang got the news. The younger sister, Chen Xiaotang, and the fat man, Wang Jing, were kidnapped in an abandoned factory near Yuen Long.

What to do? After getting the news, Chen Xiaotang's first thought was how to deal with this matter?!

Immediately, a classic picture of a play appeared in Chen Xiaotang's mind----- "I said it, I'm delivering takeaway!" ”

Not bad. It's the classic "King of Comedy" of Xingye!

If you also pretend to be a "delivery boy", and then save your sister and the fat man by surprise, will you succeed?!

Do what you think!

If Chen Xiaotang played any role before, it was acting, and if he was wrong, he could do it over and over again. But this time was different. As long as he has a slight difference, he will put his sister and the fat man in danger of their lives.

This, by no means!

Of course, you can also let others play the role of this "takeaway boy", but Chen Xiaotang is not at ease, so he still goes into battle himself. He felt at ease.

In order to play this role well and make those gangsters not suspicious, Chen Xiaotang spent a lot of effort figuring out the characters, memorizing "lines", "menu", being "price", and ------- makeup, or "disguise" to be precise!

First of all, Chen Xiaotang, as a popular star, as long as he is fragrant~ Hong Kong people will know him to some extent. Like a simple sticky beard. Painting eyebrows, you can't do it. As long as you are not a fool, you can see the horse's feet if you look closely.

Therefore, Chen Xiaotang invited the most famous makeup artist in Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong to help him "plastic surgery".

If your eyes are too big and bright, put on eye patches. Make your eyes a little smaller and wear contact lenses. Blocking his deep light, Chen Xiaotang gave full play to his acting skills, became a little more obscene----- learned from Wu Mengda in his previous life;

then used foundation and professional tools to trim Chen Xiaotang's originally angular face into a circle; Then, it is his nose, Chen Xiaotang's nose is straight and straight, in the eyes of ordinary makeup artists, the actor's nose is the most difficult to "plastic surgery", but the one invited by Chen Xiaotang is profound---- he stuffed very breathable cotton into Chen Xiaotang's nose, and then used red ink to point out some spots, so the fresh "rosacea" was baked.

Due to the cotton stuffed into the nose, Chen Xiaotang's voice has changed a little, so that even if Chen Xiaotang stands in front of acquaintances and speaks, if it is not particularly intimate, it is difficult to find out that this obscene-looking rosacea is actually a Hong Kong super handsome guy ---- Chen Xiaotang!

After everything was done, Chen Xiaotang first let Ah Long Ah Hu, as well as crows and others ambush nearby, and he rode a motorcycle, carried a takeaway box, and came to the kidnapper's hiding place. The doorbell was pressed, and the previous scene appeared.

"We didn't order takeout!" The person who opened the door refused and wanted to close the door.

Chen Xiaotang rubbed his nose with his hand, took out a note from his pocket and looked at it, and said, "That's right, this is it, No. 103 Yuen Long, the takeaway ---- egg fried rice you ordered!! ”

"Did you say that, what are you doing so much?" The little brother named Ah Yu said without annoyance.

If it is an ordinary takeaway boy, he will take the initiative to leave at this time and scold again: "Hit the street!" ”

But Chen Xiaotang couldn't just "return in vain", so he rubbed his rosacea again and said: "Is there any mistake, it's clearly this place, let me run so far, but I don't admit it, I'll give you a lung!" ”

"Stinky boy, clean mouth! How can you scold without grinning? "That little brother Ah Yu is a little unhappy, he is a troubled boy himself, if he had been in normal times, he would have repaired this waste wood a long time ago.

Chen Xiaotang wanted to make a big deal about it, so he took out his scoundrel face and said loudly: "What's the matter, you guys are wrong, and if people don't say it, I'll take it------ I don't want to be scolded, so I will pay the bill for egg fried rice!" ”

Pick, I've seen a scoundrel, I've never seen such a bold, you're looking for death by yourself! The younger brother Ah Yu was about to make a move.

The tyrannosaurus in the house had already heard the noise, and suddenly said, "Don't make trouble, let him in!" ”

Things have taken a turn for the better, Chen Xiaotang smiled secretly.

That's what you want!

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After hearing the big guy's words, the little brother Ah Yu glared at Chen Xiaotang very unhappily. Then open the door.

Chen Xiaotang rubbed his rosacea, muttered uncleanly in his mouth, entered the door, and spit out a mouthful of phlegm.

In the house, there was only a tyrannosaurus rex, and the other little brother had already hidden the fat man and Chen Xiaoxiao.

At this moment, the big guy Tyrannosaurus crossed his legs and looked at Chen Xiaotang carefully.

Chen Xiaotang shook his body without three or two flesh, and looked at the tyrannosaurus rex very unconcernedly, "Hey, pay the bill, what do you see, smack!" ”

This takeaway boy is really underwhelmed!

Tyrannosaurus and Ah Yu had the same thoughts.

"Don't ------be in a hurry," the tyrannosaurus looked at Chen Xiaotang, "Let me ask you, what do you have to take out today?" ”

Sure enough, the play meat is here!

Chen Xiaotang rubbed his rosacea, "Egg tart, shrimp dumplings, barbecued pork buns, barbecued pork rice, egg fried rice, mandarin duck milk tea, instant coffee------ what's the matter, do you want to order it?" ”

"How much does it cost to take out an egg tart?"

"Ten dollars a piece!"

"Where's the shrimp dumplings?"

"Eight dollars a piece!"

"Barbecued pork rice?"

"To increase the amount or not to increase the amount?"

"Increase! ~”

"Increase the amount by twenty-five, do not increase the amount by twenty!"

"How much is an egg tart and a barbecued pork rice?"

"If you don't increase the amount by thirty, increase the amount by thirty-five!"

"How about another cup of mandarin duck milk tea?"

"Add five more dollars---- big guy, what are you ordering? Why don't you ask endlessly?! Chen Xiaotang completely entered the role, clasped his nostrils, and flicked, looking impatient.

Tyrannosaurus rex's eyes narrowed. Tyrannosaurus rex looks tall on the surface, but in fact it has a very thin heart, which is also a characteristic of.

So he tried hard to see a little clue from Chen Xiaotang. But Chen Xiaotang's acting is too "cheap", and every move gives people a look of inadequacy. made the tyrannosaurus a little impetuous.

Could it be that this is really a food delivery?!

Chen Xiaotang didn't give him a chance to think about it, and said: "Egg fried rice ---- eighteen yuan, hurry up and pay the big guy, help first!" ”

Tyrannosaurus: "Okay---- I'll give it to you!" As he spoke, he took out a hundred-dollar bill.

Chen Xiaotang touched his body, "No change------! ”

The tyrannosaurus sneered, showed his feet, and said to himself as very smart: "You are a food delivery person, you don't even know how to carry change and make change?!" ”

It's suspicious!

Chen Xiaotang said secretly, not good! How did you forget about this stubble?!

It's a hundred secrets.

However, Chen Xiaotang didn't show a little panic on the surface, spat at the mouth, and said, "Why do you have so many things?" Didn't you just ask you to give some change? Q: What is it so fine? ”

Tyrannosaurus sneered: "Don't be hard-mouthed----- give a reason first?" ”

Chen Xiaotang shook his legs, and squinted at the Tyrannosaurus brother: "I forgot to bring it, how about it?" "It's all the virtue that you bite me.

This kid, I can't help it!

You have to beat him!

Such a steady person as a tyrannosaurus was also aroused by Chen Xiaotang's cheap bones. Stand up and fist your fist, "Boy, I'll give you a long memory!" ”

The little brother next to him, Ah Yu, hugged his arms and waited to watch the show.

Chen Xiaotang "I da", squatted, spread his hands, put on Bruce Lee's posture, and provoked very weakly: "Don't think that we are good at delivering takeaways, ----- I eat overnight porridge!! ”

The footsteps are moving one by one, one by one, the whole shelf is loose, and at first glance it is obvious that the outside is strong and dry, and the waste wood is one!! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )