【Volume 4 Legend of the Gods】Chapter 028 Poor Dao wants to eat meat tonight
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Ignoring the reactions of these heavenly soldiers, Zhao Qingshan said to Zhang Daoling: "A few of you continue to take the soldiers and generals to look for the reincarnation of the immortal gods in the yang world, if you find the reincarnation of Buddha, Bodhisattva, Arhat and the like, remember not to bring me to see me, just record their information." Follow-me-read wenwen-xuexue-loulou building remember! ”
After a pause, Zhao Qingshan continued: "Western Taiji Emperor Emperor, I will bring back Longsu Mountain first, don't come to Longsu Mountain to disturb my Qing cultivation if there is no other major matter, understand?" ”
"Your Ministers obey!" Zhang Daoling and his party knelt down at the same time and agreed in unison.
Zhao Qingshan led a big fat pig back to Longsu Mountain Qingyunguan alone, and he was puzzled in his heart, you say, how did a good emperor become a pig? !
Bringing the pig directly to the Floating Immortal Island, Zhao Qingshan had to temporarily put aside everything else, staring at this silly pig, watching it run around on the Floating Immortal Island with its little tail, looking like he was overjoyed, and it took a long time to connect it with the Western Taiji Emperor.
Theoretically, as long as you find the reincarnation of the immortal god, you can directly return it to its place, at most, it is just a small means to make people kneel down sincerely, and it doesn't take much effort at all.
But what if the reincarnation of the fairy god became an extremely lazy pig, close to being unable to communicate? The only choice in front of Zhao Qingshan. It is to make this pig a little bit of a way to communicate before the next step can be carried out.
Shaking his head and sighing, Zhao Qingshan beat the pig to the ground with a wave of his hand, stepped forward a few steps and sat on its white belly, raised his right hand and gently stuck it on its head.
A burst of hazy white light flashed in the palm of the palm, which was continuously injected into the pig's body, opening up the extremely mysterious area of the head for it, and this process was also ignited.
As normal. The more intelligent the creature, the faster it can be ignited, although the creature of the pig has been proven by countless scientific studies to be not low, but it still took Zhao Qingshan nearly half an hour to successfully ignite it.
The pig that opened the spiritual wisdom was obviously much more confused than just now, and the worldview that it was used to had changed drastically at this moment, and it learned to think extremely simply.
But this lasted less than half a minute with it. What it was like before, it has become what it has become again, flicking its little tail and running around, looking carefree. Follow-me-read wenwen-xuexue-loulou building remember!
Seeing this scene, all Zhao Qingshan could do was sigh lightly...... Igniting creatures need a buffer of time before they can really learn to think. Learning to cultivate, some creatures can smoothly adapt to this change within a few hours after they are ignited, while some creatures are not able to fully adapt to it until they die......
"After all, you are a pig reincarnated by a fairy, and your soul is imprinted with the mark of a fairy...... I hope you'll be able to give me a breath of breath and not ask you to get used to it for a few hours. A few days should be enough! Zhao Qingshan squatted on the rock, looking at the pig, not to mention how depressed he was.
Originally, he also planned to find the Western Taiji Emperor as soon as possible, and then ordered him to go to the Western Elysium to take over everything there, so that the Western Elysium, which had been divided for thousands of years, would return to the control of the Heavenly Court, and at the same time find a way to recruit a group of soldiers to follow the Western Taiji Emperor and the Great Emperor to the past. Re-establish the westernmost defense system for the Heavenly Court to prevent the barbarian demon lands from expanding excessively.
But he didn't want to fight, the Western Taiji Emperor who he had high hopes for, was reincarnated as a domestic pig with white and red, fat and fat...... Is this playing with me?!
In the next two days, Zhao Qingshan didn't do much else, and stayed on the floating fairy island to take care of the pig, and from time to time he found some tricks to come out and play with it. In this way, we hope to stimulate the potential of this pig as soon as possible, so that it can adapt to the new senses after opening the mind as quickly as possible.
But a pig is a pig after all, stupid or not stupid not to mention for the time being, just that lazy tendon makes Zhao Qingshan angry, if it weren't for the fear that being too rough will leave a psychological shadow on it, which will lead to the difficulty of returning to its position in the future, Zhao Qingshan would have whipped it a few times ago!
But whenever Zhao Qingshan showed helplessness to this pig, the pig would stand up and flick his tail, as if he was despising Zhao Qingshan, and he was simply underwhelmed......
After all the good words, the pig didn't pay much attention to Zhao Qingshan, and patronized himself to play all day long, and was stunned to arch out some of the immortal seeds planted by Zhao Qingshan on the floating immortal island and eat them, so angry that Zhao Qingshan's face turned pale.
Finally, Zhao Qingshan couldn't help it, and directly took out the rope to tie it up, and a kitchen knife chopped in front of the pig's eyes, grabbed its big ear with one hand, and Zhao Qingshan roared: "Bastard, give you one last chance, if you don't behave well, Poor Dao will eat pork tonight!" Do you hear that? ”
The knife flashed, and the ropes tied to the pig were all broken, and the pig that regained its freedom would pay attention to Zhao Qingshan's threat? happily turned around in place a few times, and rushed to the flower bed not far away with a strange scream.
Zhao Qingshan had a splitting headache, but fortunately, at this time, Chang'e, who heard the news, came......
A hazy moonlight sprinkled down from the Taiyin Star, still wearing the dragon and phoenix robe that represented the identity of the heavenly concubine, Chang'e floated to the floating immortal island of Longsu Mountain, "Your Majesty, where is the Western Taiji Emperor?" ”
"Isn't this beast right there!" Zhao Qingshan glanced at the pig that was wreaking havoc in the flower bed angrily, he was speechless, he had to admit that it had already cleaned him up......
Hearing Zhao Qingshan's tone, and then looking at the pig that was still messing around, Chang'e couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle, and said, "It seems that our Jade Emperor His Majesty has been so angry with it that he wants to eat pork......
"I wanted to eat it yesterday morning!" Zhao Qingshan did not hide his evil thoughts at all. glared at the pig who was entertaining himself viciously, and said, "Ai Concubine, do you think we are better to be hot pot tonight, or better to eat back to the pot meat?!" ”
"Huh...... Your Majesty, please calm your anger, didn't Chang'e come over to help? Chang'e smiled, spread her hand, and a crystal clear small bottle appeared on the palm of her hand, and there was a small pale red pill in the bottle, she said: "This elixir is called Tianxin Pill, and it is specially used to open the spiritual wisdom of those mortal beasts. It can also help them adapt to the changes that occur after turning on the Psychic as quickly as possible. ”
Putting the bottle in Zhao Qingshan's hand, Chang'e continued: "This Tianxin Pill was originally asked by the concubine to the Antarctic Immortal Weng thousands of years ago for the Jade Rabbit to eat, there were twelve at that time, and now there are only three left, Your Majesty will try to see if this Tianxin Pill will be effective, if not, then consider eating pork and not eating it!" ”
Zhao Qingshan rolled his eyes, how could he not hear that Chang'e was joking with him? How to say that this pig is also the reincarnation of the Western Taiji Emperor. No one can eat it!
But thinking about the things that have been angry with this guy in the past two days, Zhao Qingshan still has some impulses to slaughter it, and directly chop it into thin slices and take it to brush the hot pot, so as to save it from being angry with himself!
As soon as he reached out and picked up the small bottle brought by Chang'e, Zhao Qingshan jumped down from the stone platform and slapped the pig again. Pulling off the stopper, he poured the Tianxin Pill directly into its mouth.
This pig really deserves to be a pig, no matter what it is, anything with a little fragrance, 'huhuhu' swallowed this Tianxin pill into his stomach in one bite.
Zhao Qingshan raised his foot and kicked it in the belly, and said with a fierce face: "I'll give you one last chance." If it doesn't work this time, let's see if I'll kill you tonight!" ”
Chang'e heard a burst of amusement, and flew to Zhao Qingshan's side, saying, "Your Majesty, please wait patiently for a while, if this Heavenly Heart Pill has an effect, there will naturally be a vision." It also proves that Tianxin Dan has indeed played an effect, and sooner or later it will be able to make this pig adapt to the current changes. ”
"And what if it doesn't react after eating it?" Zhao Qingshan asked suddenly.
"Then we can only wait for Your Majesty to open the Tushi Palace, or wait for Taishang Laojun to return to the throne, and then ask Laojun to refine a furnace of elixir for it with better results." Chang'e was actually quite helpless in the face of this pig.
But Zhao Qingshan then asked, "What if even the elixir refined by Taishang Laojun is useless?" ”
"Then the only way left is to send it into reincarnation and wait for its reincarnation after the next reincarnation." Chang'e smiled: "In this case, Your Majesty can only kill it." ”
"Oh. That's good......" Zhao Qingshan muttered: "After all, it is the reincarnation of the Western Taiji Emperor, and brushing the hot pot seems a little too cruel...... Ai Concubine, why don't we eat braised pork! ”
"Huh, huh, huh, ......" Just when Zhao Qingshan had an idea of slaughtering this pig to eat meat, the pig seemed to be frightened by Zhao Qingshan's evil thoughts.
Hearing a 'whoosh' sound from the side, Zhao Qingshan and Chang'e turned their heads and found that there was a faint red light enveloping the pig's head.
Seeing this scene, Chang'e finally breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Your Majesty, it seems that this Tianxin Pill still has an effect, one in three days, and after nine days, it will be much better than now......
Before Chang'e finished speaking, she saw a golden light sprinkled in the sky, and a heavenly soldier appeared in the clearing, "Your Majesty, something has happened to Tiger Roaring Mountain!! ”――
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