044 Good Morning Biting ...... Die?!
Although before going to Anjia, Anna only gave Su Bai half a month's vacation, but because Su Bai was seriously injured later, she didn't know when she would wake up, so she extended his vacation and didn't need to go to school for the time being.
For a man with ideals and ambitions, the purpose of going to school is nothing more than to find a good job in society in the future, and then earn a lot of money to buy a house, buy a car, and marry a girl. Su Bai is generally the same, his requirements have never been high, his biggest goal is to find an easy and high-grade job, buy a house of his own, get a similar car, and finally marry a girl who suits his heart, and live this life peacefully.
It doesn't matter if he has no ambitions or no dreams, anyway, he thinks it's good if he can do this.
But now...... I live in a villa worth millions, the brand new Audi A6 is still standby in the garage, and the 500,000 cents in the bank card have not moved. As for the last sister, there are already two people living in the family, and Bai Fumena seems to have a certain affection for herself, and there is no need to pursue it anymore, only a difficult and happy choice remains.
The life that originally required a lifetime of struggle was only left with how to choose, and Su Bai, who felt that he had lost his life goal, no longer had the motivation to struggle, and the school was naturally too lazy to go, so he became the eldest young master at home with peace of mind...... Moreover, it was hard to be waited on by the maid and the secretary at the same time, if you don't take the opportunity to enjoy it, wouldn't it be too much of a beast!
This morning, Su Bai still slept until he woke up naturally, and as soon as he opened his eyes, the door was pushed open, and then Li Mei walked in expressionlessly, went to the window, and opened the curtains with a bang.
The dazzling sunlight shone in from the window, making Su Bai instinctively close his eyes, stretch out his hand to block his forehead, Su Bai looked at the woman by the window depressedly, "I said, can't you tell me before you pull the curtains?" ”
Li Mei didn't seem to hear his words, turned around and said lightly: "Mr. Su, it's already half past eight, if you have no other questions, please get up quickly, I'll clean up the room." ”
Cleaning up the room was originally done by the maid An Xiaolian, but An Xiaolian is Anna's cousin, which is equivalent to the second miss to Li Mei, if she is not here, it will be fine, but since she is temporarily responsible for taking care of this family, she naturally can't leave everything to An Xiaolian.
Especially in Li Mei's eyes, it was very dangerous for a weak girl to enter Su Bai's room alone, so she took the initiative to take the job.
In all fairness, in terms of work ability, Li Mei can hardly find a trace of shortcomings, and the housework is all excellent, so it is no wonder that Anna will use her so much, but in terms of surname, she does not dare to be complimented.
Anyway, Su Bai had never seen her smile kindly at herself, and her tone when she spoke was like a robot, and she didn't treat herself as the head of the family at all.
Su Bai felt that it was necessary to teach this secretary who didn't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the sky, so he coughed seriously and said, "Xiaomei, ......"
"Mr. Su, please respect yourself." Without waiting for Su Bai to finish speaking, Li Mei interrupted with a calm face, "I'm not used to being too intimate with a different surname, you can call me Li Mei, or you can call me Miss Li, but I can't accept the title of Xiao Mei, and please cooperate with my work, thank you." ”
Look, this woman really doesn't take me seriously!
Su Bai was depressed for a while, but it was just a title, and he didn't bother to dwell on it, so he nodded and said: "Okay, don't mention this, Li Mei, you said earlier that you were instructed by Anna to come to my house to work, in other words, you are my family's servant, and I am your master, so you should also accept all my orders, right?" ”
Li Mei's heart moved, knowing that this man was probably playing some kind of ghost idea, but she was not afraid, and said calmly: "Yes, as long as it is a legitimate request, I will faithfully complete it." ”
"That's good." The corners of Su Bai's mouth showed a lewd smile, "Then give me a good morning bite." ”
"Good morning bite?" Li Mei's eyes flashed with dazedness, probably not understanding the meaning of coming over to come and bite good morning.
Su Bai spread his hands with a helpless expression, "Yes, the so-called plan lies in the morning, and you should know that when every man gets up in the morning, he will encounter a little physiological trouble, although the problem is not very big, but if you don't deal with it, it will be uncomfortable all day...... So, do you see what I mean? ”
Li Mei is not a little girl who doesn't know anything, listening to his words, she has long understood what the so-called good morning bite is, and she suddenly became angry, but before she could attack, she seemed to remember something, her eyes rolled, and she smiled slightly: "I see, since this trouble will make Mr. Su feel uncomfortable, then it is naturally my duty as a secretary to solve this trouble for Mr. Su." However, I don't have much experience with this kind of thing, and in case something bad happens, please don't blame me. ”
After saying that, she grinded her teeth symbolizing her surname.
Su Bai looked at her snow-white teeth, and couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, he had no doubt that if Li Mei really asked him to do a good morning bite, the so-called bite would not need to be read separately, it would become a real bite!
"Forget it." Helpless, Su Bai could only retreat, although he didn't really have the idea of letting Li Mei bite in good morning, but if he didn't do anything next, wouldn't he be very faceless, so he waved his hand and said, "Good morning bite is not necessary, but I have back pain now, you can help me massage it by the way." ”
Su Bai's words and deeds at the moment are like the evil lord who deliberately makes things difficult for his subordinates, but in terms of the request itself, it is not too much, Li Mei thought for a while and did not refuse, "Then please Mr. Su lie down, I will serve you immediately." ”
Huh! Really agreed?
Su Bai was instinctively stunned, but after thinking about it, he wouldn't have anything to lose anyway, so he turned over and lay on the bed.
Then Li Mei also climbed onto the bed, knelt and sat down, leaned down slightly, and pressed his hands on Su Bai's back.
Although the season is not yet summer, the weather is very warm, and when he sleeps at night, Su Bai basically only wears a big pants, and of course it is the same now, feeling Li Mei's slender palms pressing and pinching on his back, which suddenly made Su Bai enjoy it for a while, and subconsciously felt a little ape.
And to Su Bai's surprise, Li Mei, a seemingly cold woman, has very good massage skills.
"Practiced?" Su Bai leaned on the pillow with his hands on his feet, his chin against the back of his hands, and asked out loud.
For this kind of ordinary question, Li Mei would not give him a look, and said truthfully: "In the past, the eldest lady was very busy with work, and she was often tired to the point of back pain, so I deliberately went to study for a while. ”
"Oh, I can't see you're so caring...... Well, yes, that's it...... Ah~~um~~oh~~wow~~ uh...... It's so comfortable...... Uhh Feeling the bursts of pleasure coming from his back, Su Bai instinctively moaned.
Listening to his extremely silver voice, the corners of Li Mei's mouth twitched, "Mr. Su, please don't make that disgusting sound, it will bother me a lot." ”
Su Bai was unhappy, "Where is my moaning disgusting?" Didn't you call it that? ”
“……”
"Won't it?" Su Bai was taken aback, and subconsciously turned his head, "You really haven't called it?" This is not scientific! I think you are at least twenty-four or five years old, and the current era is so open, it stands to reason that a woman of your age should have read all the men and women in the world a long time ago, right...... You're still a virgin?! ”
"......" Li Mei didn't answer, but looked up at Su Bai's neck a little, thinking about whether his hands would be enough to strangle someone if he pressed there.
Seeing that she didn't speak, Su Bai didn't ask anymore, otherwise it would be really disturbing to keep talking. I changed my comfortable position again and continued to enjoy Li Mei's massage.
"A little bit below...... A little more below...... No, no, it's a little bit more ......"
"Mr. Su, please respect yourself!"
“…… I'm talking about the thighs. ”
Li Mei: "......" really wants to kill someone!
After enjoying half an hour of massage, Su Bai went downstairs for breakfast, and as soon as he went downstairs, he saw that the dark night had left the table and was running towards the second floor. It is estimated that this girl has finished breakfast and is ready to go back to her exclusive room to watch the so-called anime.
Su Bai hurriedly took her hand, "Hey, I said you, although there is really nothing to do now, can you change your playful surname a little?" You're also determined to become the female ghost of Hades.,If you continue to play like this.,The throne of Hades will cry.。 ”
"No, I'm just using the extra time to play. And my father has at least five thousand years to live, which is enough time for me to become a qualified Hades. After the crisis passed, the dark night returned to the state of the two-dimensional control of the otaku again, and after speaking, she shook off Su Bai's hand and ran up quickly.
Su Bai originally wanted to hold her down and say a few more words, but after thinking about it, he really didn't have the qualifications to preach to the dark night...... Since Li Mei and An Xiaolian came to this house, he has completely degenerated, living all day long in clothes to reach out for food and open his mouth, and he doesn't have to worry about anything, this kind of leisurely life has made his whole person about to decay.
Secretly blamed himself for his depravity, and after eating breakfast, Su Bai lay down on the sofa again, while An Xiaolian squatted opposite and gently knocked his legs for him.
Although technically, An Xiaolian is far inferior to Li Mei, but the service attitude is enough to throw Li Mei eight streets.
With his eyes closed and enjoying An Xiaolian's careful service, Su Bai burst into tears.
Damn, this is life, this is the life he wants! Fighting demons and monsters or something, he doesn't want it at all, this kind of rotten and depraved life is his ultimate destination!
"Ding Dong!"
Just as Su Bai was secretly sighing, the doorbell suddenly rang.
An Xiaolian was about to get up immediately.
Su Bai waved his hand to stop her, and said with a smile: "You sit down, just let me open the door." He didn't know who the doorbell was, but it wouldn't be Anna, and except for Anna and a few people in the room, ordinary people couldn't see An Xiaolian.
"Hmm." An Xiaolian nodded her head obediently.
After a while, Su Bai opened the door and saw an extremely beautiful woman. The woman looked less than twenty years old, wearing a pink dress, her hands behind her back, her face was like a peach blossom, and she looked polite with a bright smile on her face.
A question mark flashed in Su Bai's mind, "May I ask ...... you are?"
"May I ask if the owner here is called Su Bai?" Before he could finish asking, the woman on the other side was the first to speak.
"Uh, I'm Su Bai, you're looking for me?" Su Bai was a little puzzled, because he didn't know the woman in front of him.
"You are Su Bai, great." The woman smiled and clapped her hands, then narrowed her eyes and asked, "By the way, does Styx live with you?" ”
Hearing the word dark night, Su Bai's heart suddenly moved, and he instinctively became vigilant.
"Su Bai! Be careful! Don't go near her! At this moment, the dark night was speeding from the second floor, with unprecedented fear on his face, and exclaimed loudly.
Su Bai had never seen such a panic in the dark night, not even when he fought with the Soul Lust Monster not long ago, which made Su Bai instinctively realize that something was wrong, almost reflexively, and retreated.
However, almost at the same time that the dark night appeared, the smile on the woman's face was even bigger, "The dark night is really here, then, you can only die once, Su-Bai-first-sheng." ”
When the woman's words fell, Su Bai felt that his body was light, and he saw his lower body incredibly, and then ...... The view was covered by a spurt of bright red.
Huh?!
What is it?
I...... Is that my blood?
I...... Cut in half?
In such a place...... This looks...... by an inexplicable woman...... I...... Going to die?
Su Bai, who didn't understand what was going on at all, gradually began to disappear in consciousness......
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