Ye Huan decided to look for a job.

Being a man should have a positive heart, being a gangster is not a long-term solution after all, stealing chickens and dogs, touching porcelain and blackmailing cannot be regarded as a lifelong career, not to mention the big risk, and the rate of return is also very low.

Therefore, it is necessary to find a serious job.

Ye Huan's starting point is not high, so his expectations for work are not high, as long as someone is willing to hire him, sweeping the streets is okay, Ye Huan is not a picky eater, because he has no capital picky eater, secondary school education, no work experience, and no professional skills, to be honest, Ye Huan himself feels that he has added a burden to the talent market......

But...... Cumbersome also has to survive and eat, although he is a little embarrassed in his heart, Ye Huan still decided to find a job without hesitation.

On Sunday, the talent market was boiling, with job-seeking students, job-hopping employees, and all kinds of employment agencies and company recruitment booths huddled together as if cooking porridge.

Ye Huan stood in front of the talent market, looking at the boiling scene in front of him a little nervously, and his heart became more and more uneasy.

He does not have the vigor of college students entering the society, nor does he have the confidence to change jobs without hurrying, and more importantly, he does not have a decent diploma and rich work experience that can make people shine.

Saying that he is like a blank sheet of paper may beautify him a little, that he is like a piece of unused toilet paper.

Does anyone want someone like him?

Taking out the personal job search resume that the monkey helped him make last night, Ye Huan made ten copies in the printing agency next to the talent market, and then ...... Looking at the door of the talent market with a weak face, sweat was like rain.

With so many people vying for so few jobs, Ye Huan felt that he was very likely to not be able to grab it, which was much more difficult than robbery.

Or...... Why don't you go back and touch porcelain?

After hesitating and struggling for a long time, Ye Huan gritted his teeth, paid ten yuan to buy a ticket, and plunged into the flow of job seekers.

In front of a company's recruitment booth, Ye Huan looked at it cautiously for a long time, his eyes locked on the "handy" in the recruitment position, and he was a little moved.

Handyman is nothing more than doing chores, hard work, dirty work, doing everything, the requirements for diplomas are not high, and the requirements for work experience are not high, the more Ye Huan thinks about it, the more he feels that this position is tailor-made for himself.

Tremblingly handed over his resume, the director of the company in charge of recruitment glanced at him, and then his eyes fell on Ye Huan's resume.

"Secondary school education?"

"Yes."

"No work experience?"

“…… Right. ”

The supervisor sighed, then patted the thick stack of resumes on the table, and said, "There are so many people who apply for handymen, and the lowest education among them is also a junior college, do you think you have a chance to be admitted?" ”

"Doesn't it say that you can apply for a job with a secondary school degree?"

"That's the minimum requirement, if there is a higher education, of course we have to admit on the basis of merit, you know what I mean?"

“…………”

A sense of grief and indignation arose in Ye Huan's heart, and others actually thought he had a low education, what the hell is this!

After trying the booths of several companies, Ye Huan completely despaired of the talent market.

It seems that serious work is really not for him.

What made Ye Huan even more distressed was that the photocopying fee and ticket money were all spent in vain, no more, no less, dozens of yuan, as if they had been lost.

With Ye Huan's current economic situation, dozens of yuan is not a decimal.

Ye Huan gritted his teeth, he couldn't come for nothing, at least he had to get the cost back!

With a heart, Ye Huan threw all the resumes in his hand into the trash, and then his eyes began to search for targets.

For a moment, Ye Huan locked on to a fat sheep.

Looking around left and right, Ye Huan quietly walked in front of a middle-aged man in a black suit, looking at his dress and temperament, it was obvious that he was a middle-level manager who wanted to change jobs.

Gently patting him on the shoulder, Ye Huan lowered his voice and said, "Hey, this friend, do you want to apply for a certificate?" ”

The middle-aged man turned his head and said, "What kind of certificate?" ”

"You can get any certificate, even if you want a bachelor's degree from Harvard University in the United States, it's a piece of cake, and you don't have a golden sign to find a job, how can you compete with others? You know this better than I do, right? ”

The middle-aged man suddenly thought about it carefully, and his eyes gradually brightened: "Can you get a degree certificate from Harvard University in the United States?" ”

Ye Huan smiled: "Not only can it be done, but it is also absolutely professional, checking your degree certificate number on the Internet can prove that you have indeed studied at Harvard." ”

The middle-aged man was surprised: "How is it possible! How do you do it? ”

Ye Huan smiled, his expression unfathomable.

The middle-aged man's expression became more and more relaxed, and it seemed that he was indeed tempted.

"How much does it cost?"

"Because the cost is high, we charge a lot of money, this ...... You get the idea, right? ”

"Understand, you get what you pay for, as long as you can do it like the real thing, and what can be found on the Internet is me, no matter how much money I can afford!" The middle-aged man was completely moved, and he knew better than anyone how competitive a Harvard degree certificate was for today's army of applicants.

"The fee is two thousand, no counter-offer, pay half of the deposit first, and then pay the other half after the documents are completed, and if you are not satisfied, you will be refunded in full." Ye Huan said with a professional face.

The middle-aged man didn't say a word, took out a thousand yuan from his wallet, handed him the resume in his hand, and said, "Get me a Harvard MBA, this is my resume and photo, do it according to this." ”

Ye Huan honestly and unceremoniously took a thousand yuan, then pointed to the copy shop outside the market, and said with a smile: "I will get the certificate two hours later, and I will be in that store, rest assured, I do business with integrity, integrity first, and Tong Su is not bullied." ”

Half an hour later, the middle-aged man, who was not very relieved after all, stumbled out of the copy shop, sat at the door, pulled his hair with a shocked face, and muttered to himself with grief and indignation: "...... What integrity first, what children are not bullied, liars! ”

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With a thousand yuan in hand, the original depressed mood was much better, and Ye Huan even whistled cheerfully.

What Harvard University, what MBA, Ye Huan doesn't even know a few English words, and he can make a fart degree certificate.

Yes, scams, naked scams.

Ye Huan found that he could only go crooked and evil in his life, of course, this matter can only be done occasionally, there are too many liars in these years, and there are obviously not enough fools, and it is already very satisfying to meet one occasionally, Ye Huan does not feel that he can meet this kind of fool every day.

Just cheated a thousand yuan, Ye Huan plans to slip away, it is not appropriate to stay here for a long time.

Out of the gate of the talent market, Ye Huan glanced out of the corner of his eyes, but found that a small stall by the gate of the market was crowded with people.

This is a very common phenomenon in the talent market, but this booth is a little unusual.

The well-mannered college student-looking people looked depressed when they squeezed out, but a few gangster-like people came out with joy and joy as if they had won the lottery.

Ye Huan is strange, what the hell is this position that is so evil, the college student was brushed down, but the hooligan was admitted?

Anyway, this is good news for Ye Huan.

Ye Huan was not in a hurry to leave at this time, and simply squeezed in.

The recruitment booth was very ordinary, and there was no sign for any recruitment positions, just a table was placed there, and the three applicants were dressed very casually, holding cigarettes and flipping through their resumes, which reminded Ye Huan of the appearance of the Shanghai underworld account in the old society when he counted money, and there was a miasma of black smoke.

Ye Huan's resume had already been thrown away, and he couldn't care so much at this time, so after squeezing it in, he sat on the application chair with his ass, and then smiled at the three supervisors.

A fat supervisor in the middle was holding a cigarette, squinting slightly, looking at Ye Huan in the smoke, and said lightly: "You came to apply?" ”

"Yes." Ye Huan nodded hurriedly.

"What education?"

"Middle school ......" Ye Huan began to feel weak.

"Have you ever been in a fight?"

"Huh? This one...... Hit. Ye Huan replied honestly, it was not that he didn't want to fake, but that Ye Huan's gangster appearance completely betrayed him, saying that he hadn't fought, who would believe it?

The director smiled nonchalantly: "It's okay, if you haven't fought, we don't want you." ”

"Huh? This ......" Ye Huan was dumbfounded, what the hell is this unit?

"Have you ever been in the bureau?"

"I've been in, and I just released it a few days ago." Ye Huan simply put his mind to the side, this unit is too evil to answer with common sense, and it is more reliable to do the opposite.

Sure enough, the director's eyes gradually became a little brighter when he looked at Ye Huan.

"How's your fitness?"

"Physical ...... It's okay to run a thousand meters. Ye Huan hesitated.

"Do you dare to rob other people's things?"

Ye Huan's eyes also began to shine, and he slapped his thigh heavily: "This is my old job!" Someone else's is mine. ”

"Do you dare to beat the old man?"

"It's so common, my dad is beaten by me three times a day."

The director's eyes suddenly sparkled, and he shook Ye Huan's hand with a happy face: "Talent! We need people like you! I don't say anything, I'm hired! ”

Ye Huan's heart was also excited, damn! Lao Tzu, this thousand-mile horse, has finally found Bole!

Suppressing the joy in his heart, Ye Huan asked the question that had been hidden in his heart for a long time: "May I ask...... Are you recruiters? ”

The director frowned unhappily: "Pay attention to what you say, what kind of gangsters, we are recruiting urban management outside the establishment." ”

Ye Huan's figure suddenly staggered......

Damn it! Chengguan ......

Before Ye Huan could come back to his senses, the director asked again: "...... What are you going to do if something happens? ”

“…… Let's just say I'm a temporary worker. Ye Huan blurted out without thinking.

"It's so good, I'll report next Monday."

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