Chapter 240: The Countryman is Coming
Ji Qing and Sun Ning were about to return to China, Wu Ming and Wang Fan also joined in the fun, and when they finished lunch, the brothers were chatting on the sofa while watching TV.
Wang Fan said to Ju An: "Tomorrow, Wu Ming and I will just follow Boss Ji and his family together, and I will take Wu Ming to my place for two days, take this guy to see the prosperity of New York, and stay with me at my house for a few days."
Ju An listened to Wang Fan's words and said to Wu Ming: "Stay at home honestly at night, don't go out with him, even if you go out with Cora at the end, maybe you can get you into the bureau again, and then New York will not be completed, but it will be bad to become a police station."
Ji Qing also smiled when he heard this: "Wang Fan, this guy is going to some unobtrusive places, Wu Ming must keep it when he goes, don't be taken by him."
Wang Fan rolled his eyes and looked at the two people who were smiling, and said angrily: "Dude, is that kind of person, this is a trip where everyone comes and doesn't come to me to rest, I'm not hospitable, take Wu Ming to live for two days."
Ju An smiled and said: "You pull Wu Ming, only Boss Ji and his sister-in-law go back with the tour group, the three of them have a companion on the road, you are good."
"What am I going to do this time, your horse is going to race in a few days, and you will fly back as soon as your feet hit the ground?" Wu Ming said to Ju An with a smile.
Ji Qing listened and picked up the remote control and pressed it twice: "This is going back, the ears full of bird language on TV all day, I am really not used to it, go back and watch the Chinese simulcast for a few days to purify my thoughts."
Wang Fan laughed when he heard this: "I think of what you said, I know a Chinese who drives a car rental company, and the last extended car was rented from him, this guy told me that several fate of Chinese mixed in the United States, the first is that they are mixed well, mixed into the mainstream, became a mayor or ambassador to China or something and were scolded as Han annihilation when they returned to China, the second is to get married and have children in the United States, mixed is not good or bad, and regrets not catching up with the big development opportunities in China, It's not that I can't mix a deputy department-level second wife to call for wind and rain, or I feel that I haven't caught up with the domestic listing and made a fortune. In addition, he is very unsatisfactory in the United States, and when he meets people, he will scratch his stomach and tell people what is bad and what is not good in the United States, but as soon as he says that no one believes him, and then he says that everything is good in the United States, this guy has become a Han Anniz Party again, and if Boss Ji stays in the United States, he will be the second kind of hating that he did not mix with an official."
Juan heard this statement for the first time, thought about it and laughed: "This is the first time I have heard of this, but I read a post on the Internet some time ago, saying that the end of the world of Americans is not 2012 but the Chinese are coming, the newspaper said that a Chilean said that I used to build a house to support my family, the price is hundreds less than the white business, who knows that the price of the Chinese is half of their own, and it is fast and good, another Mexican said that I am ready to buy a house and save money for a few years, As soon as the Chinese came to buy two sets directly and paid in full, after buying it, they said that it was really cheap, and the house price rose rubbly, so he had to continue to save money, and then the Indians said, we Indians are smart and able to eat hardships are second-class whites, but the Chinese are smarter than us and can still endure hardships, the key is that they are whiter than us."
Wang Fan and Ji Qing laughed when they listened, and Ju An followed: "This is also, it is now popular to give birth to children in the United States, this matter was started by Mexicans in the past, and now Chinese pregnant women live in luxury villas, and hundreds of children cry at night, and the whole community can't stand it, so such a little American was born, and then most of them are sent back to China to raise, and when they grow up, they can immigrate with their families."
Wang Fan followed and said: "This is nothing, the political asylum of Americans, in the past, as long as you said what to practice wheel exercises, or had a second child, and then there were Catholics, saying that they were persecuted, this little lie is nothing to the Chinese, just like hundreds of thousands of Chinese come to the United States every year, the US immigration bureau also cooperated at the beginning, this guy hundreds of thousands a year shows that the human rights situation in the country is poor, who knows that most of these hundreds of thousands are water, hundreds of thousands of this guy has been engaged in for several years every year, In fact, this cannot be blamed on the USCIS, saying that it was politically persecuted and crying like a tearful person in the immigration bureau, and when he went out, he turned his head and made a five-star red flag, sang the national anthem and participated in the 11th National Congress.
Ji Qing and Wu Ming's stomachs hurt when they heard this, and they said while laughing: "This guy is too funny, he is so exaggerated."
Wang Fan said: "Actually, it's not counted, the funniest thing is the fake marriage, there are two husbands and wives who pretend to divorce, and then marry someone in China, each of them charges tens of thousands of yuan, wait to get a green card, and then divorce again, and then get married again, this guy doesn't care about the American political axe, and finally he has the courage to start advertising in the newspaper, which is too arrogant." If this American doesn't care anymore and no matter how hard he engages in political asylum, it is estimated that it will not take 20 years for Boss Ji to come to the United States again, and he will be able to walk around speaking Chinese."
Wu Ming listened to the haha while rolling on the sofa and said: "Relying on these guys is simply too talented, you can imagine this."
Wang Fan continued: "I estimate that these foreigners miss the Manchu Qing Dynasty, when they directly closed off the country and locked up all Chinese, preventing the countrymen from wandering around, so that their wisdom could only be tossed within China."
"Some things were not first done by the Chinese people at the beginning, but in the hands of the Chinese people, they were immediately carried forward, and now the entire immigration is intensive industrialization, to say that the loopholes, those stupid South Americans and South Asians are really not enough, what can the brain do stupidly, if it is not for the IQ of our Chinese, that is, the Jews can compare" Wang Fan smiled and said to the two people on the sofa.
Ju An also smiled when he heard it, shook his head and said: "These people are really, who came up with these crooked and evil ideas."
Wu Ming said at this time: "I also know a domestic thing, in the past, due to the proximity of the sea in Southern Province, some villages and the entire village of sturdy laborers went to the United States, and then made money to send home, and the whole village was left with the old and the young, and in the end, it was the political axe that expanded the control to curb it."
Ji Qing covered his stomach and said: "I don't think it should be controlled at all, but it should be vigorously promoted, this guy has so many people in the country, it's good to let it out more, and it will consume food if you stay in the country, this political axe is slightly loosened, and it won't be long before Lao Mei can't get up."
Wang Fan said: "Kangaroo country is almost there, Canada is also dangerous, now there are Chinese towns in some places in the United States, you go to see the full spoken Chinese, even the store signs are square words, this year the birth rate of white American children is lower than other people for the first time, this guy looks at the United States is about to fall."
Ju An shook his hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, tell me when you and Wu Ming will go to cheer up the naughty bag, whether you will go to Kentucky with me and Dinah or what you say."
Wang Fan shook his head and said: "What are we going to do so early, we just do the plane on the same day, and I and Cora Wu Ming will go directly to the racecourse, and after watching it in the evening, we will fly back to New York directly, and we don't need to help us book a hotel."
"Didn't you say that you had to play for two days, and it changed overnight, why are you in such a hurry, aren't you idle and okay if you're in such a hurry?" said Ju An with raised eyebrows.
"I don't have any problems, the key is that Cora really doesn't have much time, this broken cop does it, the salary is not much, and there are stacks of things," Wang Fan complained.
Ji Qing said with a smile on the side: "Since you have a good relationship with Kora, you should also get married when you rush in, it is only right to spread the branches and leaves of Yanhuang's ancestors, and let Kora resign and have children at home after getting married." Just mentioned the child, at this time Dina and Sun Ning had already cleaned up the kitchen, Sun Ning heard it and said to Ji Qing: "What are you talking about, why did I still mention the child, didn't I tell you, let's have a child in a few years, you mentioned it again" said like a cannon.
Wu Ming looked at the boss with an embarrassed look on his face and explained: "It's not about you, it's about Wang Fan, the boss urged him to get married and have children quickly."
After Sun Ning heard this, he pulled Dinah out of the house and followed a group of small things to play in the yard.
As soon as Dina and Sun Ning came out of the house, Wang Fan smiled and said to Ji Qing: "This guy! Feelings, you just mean me, why do you want to be a few years late, you want to push me into the fire pit first."
Ji Qing shook his head and sighed: "Hey! This is a scripture that is difficult to read in every family, my mother wants to hug her grandson, Sun Ning doesn't want to have a child early, I am caught in the middle and angry, not only my mother but also my mother-in-law is urging to have a child, but Sun Ning has to wait for two years, and my belly grows on her.
Looking at the boss's face, it is estimated that the boss himself also wants to have a child as soon as possible, Ju An heard that this topic was dull and said to Ji Qing: "You have come here for a while, and you have patronized and played with cows, but you haven't seen much, so today I will take you to see the pastures of a few of my friends Old Taylor, and see their cattle, how about you listen to their opinions and decide what cattle to raise?" ”。
Ji Qing nodded: "Then let's go see the cow today." After saying that, everyone got up from the couch, Juan called Taylor, and several people drove to see the cattle raised by Taylor's ranch.
(To be continued)