Chapter Ninety-Eight: Little Elephant Trunk!
"Sister, kick me. Ah-" Han Xiaobao was kicked by the fierce Han Xiaoyi for more than three meters, and said in horror. "You're kicking?"
"Didn't you tell me to kick it?" Han Xiaoyi smiled. "I'm the one who likes to help people the most."
". Lin Ze is too bullish. Han Xiaobao touched his aching buttocks, his face full of yearning. This kick is more than a notch stronger than Xiao Bei's fancy full moon scimitar. β
"I vaguely feel that this is the legendary - Tiger Shot!" Wang Xi's face was calm and excited. "God blocks and kills God, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha! All resistance is a floating cloud, and the net is its ultimate belonging! β
"Four eyes, when can you have Lin Ze's waist strength, the old lady will open a room with you." Zhao Han stared at the domineering Lin Ze on the court with a flushed face.
Four-eyed boy touched his slender waist and hung his head in inferiority.
"Will enter the wine, don't stop the glass, sing a song with you, please listen to it for me!" Gu Hao's incomparably weak skills made him fabricate such a seemingly fierce word, but in fact it was completely out of tune with the scene at this moment.
Sizzle.
Gu Xin tore open the cracked gloves, clenched his teeth, endured the sharp pain from his finger bones, and pretended to be relaxed: "It's time for class, assemble." β
Lin Ze didn't make a sound, just walked into the crowd with a smile.
Pain.
Ten fingers are connected to the heart, and the pain is heartbreaking.
He didn't expect that the strength of Lin Ze's kick would be so strong. Just one kick almost made Gu Xin's hands scrapped.
At first, when Gu Xin caught the soccer ball and the soccer ball swirled in the palm of his hand, he tried to clasp the spinning soccer ball with his fingers. However, as soon as he touched the edge of the football between his fingers, he was bounced away by a huge force. Just like that, Gu Xin's fingers were completely paralyzed, and the pain was numb!
Fortunately, he was not too impatient to touch the football with his fingers, otherwise his hand would have broken at this moment.
What a strong leg force. Gu Xin commented in his heart.
However, what Gu Xin didn't expect was that Lin Ze's kick was purely a warning to him. Warn him - don't offend or hurt those innocent! What's the matter, just go to him Lin Ze. If Lin Ze found out again that Gu Xin was beating Dong Xiaowan, or anyone he cared about, Lin Ze would no longer be polite to him!
He can be a teacher, and he can use his position as a teacher to deal with himself. Lin Ze's life is rotten, it doesn't matter. But he can't allow this narrow-minded pretending man to hurt the girls around him again. For example, Han Xiaoyi, such as Dong Xiaowan, and even the flat-chested princess Zhao Han!
This ball is just a warning, a reminder. Lin Ze hoped that Gu Xin could understand what he meant.
As for whether Gu Xin understood it, Lin Ze didn't know.
The two classes of students gathered, although there were less than 100 people, but they were also quite imposing. Gu Xin was a little frustrated just now, but at this moment, his face was still as usual, and he couldn't see the slightest abnormality.
The children cultivated by the Gu family, not to mention the heroism of Gu Hao, still have basic endurance. Endured the pain, explained the content of the physical education class, and let the students move freely. He went back to the gymnasium to repair his wounds.
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"Lin Ze, thank you." Wang Xi climbed onto the parallel bars, sat beside Lin Ze, asked him for a Changbai Mountain, and took a slow breath.
"Thank me for what?" Lin Ze turned his head and smiled and let out a puff of smoke. His eyes were erratic looking at the girls who played badminton, jumped rope, and kicked shuttlecock.
The elastic buttocks and the well-developed white rabbit are all full of the breath of a young and beautiful girl, as if beckoning to Lin Ze.
"I didn't think I would have a chance to be a goalkeeper." A touch of bitterness appeared on Wang Xi's face, and he pretended to be careless. "I'm happy to be a substitute."
"Is it so important to be a goalkeeper?" Lin Ze asked puzzled.
"It probably doesn't mean anything to anyone else. But for meβ" Wang Xi took a hard puff of his cigarette, as if he was not very accustomed to the spicy choking of Changbai Mountain, coughed slightly, and said slowly. "I grew up loving football and wanted to play international games one day. It was only in my freshman year of high school that I gave up on this dream. In other words, I was shattered by my ideals. β
"Huh?" Lin Ze narrowed his eyes, took a puff of his cigarette, and said with a smile. "I'm idle, I don't mind listening to your complaints."
"Shang Fei, the current captain of the school's soccer team, was a freshman in high school and humiliated me on the court. Abusing me for not only not being able to play football, but also not being qualified to be a goalkeeper. All he could do was lift his shoes and be his caddy. Wang Xi said in an extremely indifferent and gloomy tone.
Lin Ze was slightly flustered, he didn't expect that Wang Xi, who seemed to be heartless and lungless, and boasted about Haikou all day long, still had such a past, and couldn't help but comfort: "You live for yourself, why do you mind what others say?" β
"If you're scored 10 goals in a row by the same guy in an official intramural game, there's no room to fight back. Can you be so relaxed? Wang Xi asked rhetorically.
Lin Ze thought to himself, I'm guarding the door, it's impossible for such a thing to happen.
But Lin Ze has an advantage, he is very good at fantasizing about other people's situations. And having such an ability is actually trained when trying to figure out other people's minds. As an agent, a law enforcement officer who is always on extremely dangerous missions, he must understand the mind and thoughts of his target. So in this regard, Lin Ze can easily put himself in Wang Xi's state of mind.
"Are you going to be ashamed of yourself at this autumn sports meeting?" Lin Ze asked calmly.
"Hold the goal, let him not score a goal!" Wang Xi gritted his teeth and said.
"You have what it takes?" Lin Ze said with a little disbelief.
"I've been waiting for this opportunity for a few years. Although I don't react as fast as you and don't have the same consciousness as you, I believe I can still barely be able to deal with a high school student. Wang Xi grinned. For the past three years, I've been training speed and reflexes. β
"You're such a black-bellied man. In order to take revenge, he endured for three years. Lin Ze said disdainfully.
"People always have to pursue a little bit to be motivated." Wang Xi asked tentatively. "I see that you are hanging around every day, doing nothing, as if you are very leisurely. In fact, I know that you have more things on your mind than anyone else, and you are more annoying than anyone else. β
Lin Ze continued a cigarette, waved his hand and said, "Don't pretend to be deep in front of me, what can you think about me?" β
"You can't fool me, although I can't find actual evidence, but a character like you, who is like an all-rounder in all aspects except for his poor academic grades, is definitely not an ordinary transfer student. In that case, even the old fellow of Jesus would not say yes. Wang Xi said very seriously. But don't worry, don't say I can't find anything, even if I can find out, I won't spread it everywhere. My mouth is big, but I'm not stupid, and I know everyone will be a little secret. β
Lin Ze refilled a cigarette and sent another one to him, and said with a calm face: "I won't talk nonsense with you." I'm going to kick the shuttlecock with Han Xiaoyi, this girl's ass is really more and more charming, especially when I raise my legs, the curvature really makes me itch. β
Wang Xi's legs weakened and he fell directly from the double pole.
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Fu Bo returned to Yanjing. Only Lin Ze and the Han family sisters and brothers are left in the huge villa. Ming'er is a sports day, and they don't have to get up early or study early. When I went to school, I went straight to the passionate sports competition. So tonight is destined to be a sleepless night for them.
As soon as Han Xiaobaofu got home, he dropped his schoolbag and went upstairs, didn't even eat dinner, and went to play games with his gang of friends. Han Xiaoyi was still more restrained, first went upstairs to soak in a milk bath for an hour, and then did an hour of yoga fitness according to the CD, and then stepped on the crystal-colored flip-flops and went downstairs, crying and urging Lin Ze to make supper.
"I said, Miss Han, do you dare not be so like you escaped from the famine in Africa?" Lin Ze smeared a handful of jasmine-scented shower gel on his self-conscious body, and said mockingly. "Some of the women I used to know were like you, all of them didn't get fat when they were young. As a result, as soon as the age of twenty passed, the flesh on the body was like growing fat, and it bubbled out again and again, and finally several of them couldn't bear the huge pressure and fell off the building to commit suicide. β
Han Xiaoyi, who was sitting on the pony and holding HΓ€agen-Dazs to eat, paused, and then forcefully put the spoon into the small mouth, and said disdainfully: "Miss Ben is naturally beautiful, and it is impossible to break through a hundred catties in this life." β
"yes, then let's ride a donkey and read the record book, and we'll see." Lin Ze stuffed the towel into his crotch and rubbed it.
"Hooligans!" Han Xiaoyi said angrily. "You're not afraid of breaking the skin with such a rubbing method?"
"It's better to rub it and save me a lot of circumcision costs." Lin Ze paused, as if he suddenly thought of something, and looked at the young and fashionable Han Xiaoyi very shyly. "Can I ask you a question?"
"What?" Han Xiaoyi tilted her head, and a trace of vigilance arose in her heart. Every time Lin Ze used such a serious expression, it was nothing good.
"Do you prefer to show it or not?" Lin Ze asked very reservedly, with a touch of shyness on his face.
"What is not revealed?" Han Xiaoyi bit the spoon with a small mouth and said with wide and beautiful eyes. "Can you make that clearer?"
"I'm embarrassed to say this too clearly." Lin Ze said while scrubbing the bath.
"Then if you don't make it clear, how do I know what you want to express?" Han Xiaoyi said unhappily.
"Well, it's the stuff that every man has. Do you say it looks good when it's exposed, or if it doesn't look good? Lin Ze seemed to have made great determination to say this.
"What you're talking about-" Han Xiaoyi's beautiful face was a little stiff, and he spit out a sentence with difficulty: "The problem of too long foreskin?" β
"You finally understand-" Lin Ze was relieved.
"Whew! You rascal embryo! Han Xiaoyi smashed HΓ€agen-Dazs over and said angrily. The old lady has never seen a man's thing, how do you know if it looks good when it is exposed or not? β
"You fantasize about it." Lin Ze said anxiously. "Then if I ask this, if it's too long, will you despise it?"
"Why do I despise it?" Han Xiaoyi grinned.
"Don't you think it looks like a baby elephant's trunk when it's not exposed?" Lin Ze asked rhetorically.
"And then?" Han Xiaoyi asked.
"It's like an elephant's leg! How powerful and domineering! Lin Ze said yearningly.
"You're trying to ask me what looks good and decide whether or not to go for a circumcision?" Han Xiaoyi seemed to have come back to her senses, thinking that she was always teased by Lin Ze's meat jokes, and her revenge was great. Imitate the female hooligan's tone like a mischief. "Yo, little brother, you haven't revealed that thing yet. Why don't you let your sister peel it for you? β
Lin Ze twitched the corner of his eyes and retorted. "Who told you I didn't show up?"
"Then what are you doing if you show it and ask me so much nonsense?" Han Xiaoyi played the appearance of a female hooligan vividly.
"That's done. Anyway, I've been staying in Fauber's room for the last few days, and I'll give you a look at it at night. Lin Ze rubbed the bath viciously and said coldly. Let you know what a pillar of optimus is! β
"If you dare to show your mother, you dare to look at it!" Han Xiaoyi stood up from the pony without showing weakness.
"If you dare to look at Lao Tzu, you dare to show it!" Lin Ze also shook his arm and said on tiptoe.
"You-"
Han Xiaoyi's voice did not fall, but his eyes were frozen.
Gain, Lin Ze's movements just now were too intense, and his boxers that had weakened in elasticity actually fell off-
Then, Han Xiaoyi saw it so straightforwardly.
She was stunned.
Lin Ze looked at her stunned. So he curiously followed her gaze, but he was also stunned.
After the two of them stayed for a while, they shouted "hooligan" in unison. One to the left, the other to the right to hide his face and weep.
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