Ye Huan found that sometimes his mouth was really undertwitched.

Moreover, this under-pumping is determined by subjectivity and is not subject to objective will.

This problem is estimated to be traced back to Ye Huan's youthful years when he was a child in the welfare home, when the sky was blue, the clouds were white, Ye Huan's mouth was still so cheap, as small as a certain partner sleeping and wetting the bed, as big as peeking at Nan Qiaomu when he found that she didn't have a small **, Ye Huan's under-pumping mouth was like a big trumpet, no matter what he saw, he shouted loudly, and he was also very curious, he liked to inquire about everything, and none of the partners in the hospital, big or small, could escape his eyes.

The old dean once sighed very emotionally, Ye Huan, this kid was born in the wrong era, born six hundred years early, this kid will definitely be able to mix with the commander of the Jinyi Guard.

Those who can't hide their words deserve retribution.

Liu Mei was angry, and the joy of business success became bad because of Ye Huan's words.

According to her previous temper, Ye Huan's pervert should find him a cross, and then crucify him on it, so that he knows that lust is the original sin, and seeing her little panties again and again, and shouting it out loudly, it is even more sinful.

The angry Liu Mei kicked Ye Huan far away, and then opened the Ferrari door, Ferrari let out a low muffled snort, and rushed out of the parking lot like an arrow, leaving Ye Huan alone Standing alone in the cold wind of the night, wearing an expensive and thin Armani suit, trembling as Liu Mei drove away.

When the snot flowed down and blew into a big bubble, Ye Huan summed up his life and found that the main reason for his failure in life was probably this unpumped mouth......

Digging into his pocket, Ye Huan found something even more tragic, he had no money and was penniless.

The car that rubbed Liu Mei came, originally thought that she would send herself back, and besides, Ye Huan also has a little cunning that belongs to the small people in the market, in case the two bosses are not very reliable, and let him pay for it when they are full of food and drink, he can answer confidently that he didn't bring any money, so what is his love.

It turned out that he was wrong.

Ye Huansheng in the cold wind shivered, then took out his copycat mobile phone and called Liu Mei's phone without hesitation.

The phone rang four or five times before it was connected, Ye Huan immediately cried bitterly, and the ghost cried wolf: "Mr. Liu, I was wrong!" Don't abandon me......"

Card!

The phone was hung up.

Ye Huan's expression quickly returned to normal.

This girl, a typical crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, tonight's business was negotiated by Lao Tzu for her, and she turned her face when she went out, so women can't do big things, their pattern is too small, and they are narrow-minded, billions of businesses have been negotiated for you, let Lao Tzu see what happened to your little underwear? Robot cats are already very cute, you can dress them, why can't I say?

Unreasonable!

Holding his arms and shivering in the cold wind for a while, Ye Huan had no choice but to take out his mobile phone again and call the monkey.

After all, it was a child, and the phone rang and it was connected.

"Monkey ...... Come and pick me up, I don't have any money on me, I'm about to freeze to death......" Ye Huan said tremblingly.

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the line, and then a very contrived, shrill voice came.

"Sorry, the user number you dialed does not exist, please check and dial ......"

Ye Huan's face turned green: "Monkey, don't make trouble!" ”

Card!

The phone hangs up.

Ye Huan stared at the mobile phone for a long time, and finally scolded hatefully: "Grandson! ”

The night was getting darker, and in the early winter night, a chill quietly seeped into his body, Ye Huan looked up at the sky, the corners of his mouth twitched, muttered a few curses, tugged at his collar, and turned around and walked towards the nearest bus stop.

On the streets full of fallen leaves, Ye Huan's slender figure was reflected in a long shadow by the bright moonlight, lonely and cold.

It was late at night when he returned to the alley of the old city, Ye Huan muttered a few curses, and decided to go to the monkey's house first, if he didn't scold him tonight, he would lose sleep.

When I opened the door of the monkey's house, I saw him cross-legged in front of the computer to brush up on the copy, looking very focused.

As soon as he saw the monkey, a monstrous anger rose in Ye Huan's heart.

"Bastard! Lao Tzu is penniless and waiting for you to save me, but you kid is playing your broken game leisurely, completely ignoring Lao Tzu's life and death, how can I know you such a thing! ”

The monkey glanced at Ye Huan lazily, then quickly turned his head, stared at the computer screen, and said casually: "Aren't you still alive......"

Ye Huan was furious: "Righteous anger! Grandson! Have you been eaten by a dog? ”

The monkey sighed, had to turn his head, stared at Ye Huan and said, "Brother Huan, do you know why I didn't save you?" ”

"Why?"

"Because I'm as poor as you, I can't even find a steel jumper on my body, if I go out to look for you, the final result is that we both walk together and come back, Brother Huan, our limited life is wasted on this kind of meaningless thing, do you think it makes sense?"

Ye Huan was dumbfounded, thought about it carefully, and felt that the monkey's words were still very reasonable, not only reasonable, but also very philosophical.

Who says only the rich are qualified to think about the meaning of life? Isn't it true that the poor are also quite profound?

So Ye Huan quickly forgave the monkey's unrighteous behavior.

The monkey looked him up and down and asked curiously, "Aren't you penniless?" How did you get back? ”

"Of course I came back by bus, do you think I'm stupid enough to walk home?"

"But you don't have any money......"

"If you don't have money, you can rub the car."

"Didn't get noticed by the driver?"

"After I got on the bus, the bus driver kept staring at me as if I didn't buy a ticket......"

"And what do you do?"

Ye Huan smiled proudly: "It's very simple, I also keep staring at the driver, as if I bought a ticket......"

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Ye Huan stood behind the monkey and watched him concentrate on brushing the copy.

At this time, the door of the room opened, Zhang San had a cold face, ignored the two directly, and entered the toilet.

Ye Huan glanced at it casually and couldn't help but be happy: "What's wrong with San'er today?" Why did you put on a smoky makeup? Look at the little circles under his eyes, like Captain Jack......"

The monkey sighed and said without looking back: "Don't mention it, do you know why I am as penniless as you?" ”

"I don't know."

"I partnered with San'er to do business, and I lost money!" The monkey patted his thigh, looking depressed.

Ye Huanqi said: "Do you do business? When? ”

The monkey sighed: "A few days ago, Zhang San and I scraped together some money, planning to enter some small commodities to set up a stall, today all the goods in, Zhang San carried the goods out to set up a stall alone, less than an hour, was robbed by a group of evil children, Zhang San was beaten twice in the eyes......"

Ye Huan Daqi: "Why did the child rob Zhang San's goods?" Is there no royal law? ”

The monkey's cheeks twitched violently, and he said in a low voice, "Isn't it almost Christmas?" Zhang San is wearing a Santa Claus dress tonight, hoping to attract customers with this dress, who knows that a bunch of little fart kids think Santa Claus is handing out gifts, damn! I snatched up all the goods as soon as I rushed up......"

"And then?"

"Later, Zhang San wiped his tears and came back."

Ye Huan looked at the direction of the toilet, his expression was solemn, and he was silent for a long time......

In the end, he patted the monkey on the shoulder and said deeply: "Monkey, you have a word of conscience, do you feel a lot of pressure to live with such a second-b young man?" ”

"Great! It's so big! "The monkey was in pain, and his eyes were red.

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