Chapter 422: Is This a Comedy?

During the day, after the global release of "Untouchable" began, the occupancy rate in major theaters began to be a little sluggish, and in Huaxia theaters, it was relatively better, but in North America, when the release began, the sluggish box office results of theaters made Jon feel anxious.

However, in comparison, Zhou Shaoming feels that this is a very normal phenomenon, because in North America, the relatively evening is the real prime time to watch movies.

The arrival of the evening kicks off the prelude to the release of blockbuster movies in the year, and in the face of the cold winter season in February, people have not reduced their enthusiasm for watching movies, and the peak of theater admission makes this winter feel very passionate.

There are more couples, some holding hands, some holding each other, some talking and laughing with popcorn and hot milk tea into the screening hall, and those who came late and did not buy tickets regretted it.

The owners of the theater were dumbfounded, and the film that was lukewarm at the beginning of the release of "Untouchable" began to rise as the night came, and the audience's enthusiasm for watching began to rise, which made the owners of the theater smile, and couldn't help but think: It seems that the genius Smith Week has once again brought a warm feeling to this winter.

Although films such as "The Passion of the Christ", which has attracted much attention in North America, began to be released the day after the premiere of "Untouchable", it does not seem to affect the box office results of "Untouchable" at all.

When the audience sat in the theater, eating popcorn, seeing Philip's haggard face at the beginning of "Untouchable" on the screen, after a crazy drag race in DISS and playing with the police, the audience couldn't help but shake their bodies to the music coming from the screen.

"Why are those cops so stupid?"

"No, it's Omar. Nozomi's acting skills are too good. ”

"Omar. Who is Nozomi? ”

"Dizzy, Omar. Nozomi is a black diss. ”

While the two girls were discussing, suddenly the people around them "booed". The two girls blushed and closed their mouths.

AFTER DISS WAS KICKED OUT BY HIS AUNT ON THE SCREEN, HE CAME TO PHILIP'S VILLA, AND THE LUXURIOUS VILLA MADE DISS STUNNED.

The audience couldn't help but be a little amazed, "Rich is rich." ”

The boy in the theater was a little jealous, listening to the voice of his girlfriend next to him, and said unconvinced: "I will also make a lot of money in the future and let you live in such a house." ”

The girl couldn't help but smile when she looked at the boy's serious appearance, and put her arms around the boy's shoulders. said: "As long as you are by my side, it is enough." ”

DISS listened to the people in Philip's family say: No one can stay with Philip for a long time when they come here, and the nurses hired in front of him have all been fired by Philip.

It sounds like Philip is very demanding of caregivers, can such a DISS be competent? APPARENTLY LOOKING AT DISS, I COULDN'T STAY WITH PHILIP FOR LONG.

And DISS didn't care, when DISS came to his room, the luxurious room was the first time DISS had seen it, and DISS jumped into bed like a child to feel this luxurious room.

DISS MEETS PHILIP, WHO BETS THAT DISS WON'T LAST MORE THAN TWO WEEKS BEFORE LEAVING, AND DISS AGREES TO PHILIP'S EMPLOYMENT. Decided to come to Philip's house and become Philip's caregiver.

Under the guidance of a nurse practitioner, DISS began to learn how to care for Philip. But the impatient DISS fell asleep before he could listen to two sentences.

Christina looked at the DISS on the screen and couldn't help but smile a little and said, "Such a person." How is it possible to take care of Philip? Zhou, how could such a person have a friendship with someone like Philip? ”

Zhou Shaoming looked at the DISS face on the screen and said, "I don't know either." Maybe it's a miracle. ”

Christina sighed and said reluctantly, "If you don't want to say it, forget it." Christina said and hugged Zhou Shaoming's arm tightly.

WHEN DISS LISTENED TO THE NURSE DOCTOR, HE TOOK PHILIP INTO THE BATHROOM. I helped Philip wash his hair, but after washing his hair for a long time, Philip's hair was always foamless, and even DISS was very depressed at this time.

Hearing the abnormal nurse doctor in the bathroom, he came to DISS and saw the bottle in his hand, and almost fainted on the spot, DISS actually used the foot-washing bottle as shampoo.

When a girl in the theater was still eating popcorn with relish, she suddenly squirted out the popcorn in her mouth on the spot, and couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile: "How can there be such a strange person." ”

The girl looked at the innocent look of DISS on the screen and complained: I only need one when I use it, but there are more than 20 kinds of bottles here, how can I tell which one is shampoo.

A man drinking Coke alone came here because he was out of love, and I heard that it was a comedy, but the boy never saw anything like a comedy.

I just feel that the beginning is still a little interesting, but the plot behind it seems to be very bland, and it really looks like a bit of comedy, but, the laughter is insufficient, and when the boy is still complaining, he can't help but see the DISS on the screen with such a look, and he can't help but squirt out the Coke in his mouth.

This spray was sprinkled directly on the body of the person in front of him, and the boy pulled out a sneer, looked at the appearance of DISS, and couldn't help but say: "This black man is also talented." ”

But the boy hadn't noticed that a pair of eyes in front of him were staring at him coldly, and when the boy came back to his senses, he realized that a delicate face was staring at him, a pair of big eyes blinking and blinking, so cute.

When the boy was still intoxicated, when his appearance attracted the girl in front of him, the girl shouted viciously: "Little brother, your Coke sprayed me." ”

The boy was dumbfounded for a moment, only to realize that a cold squirting of Coke just now had spilled on the girl in front of him, and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I'm not the story." ”

The girl snorted and said, "Pay attention in the future, it's so funny, what an idiot." ”

When the boy heard the girl's words, he couldn't help but feel angry, but he was careless, as for being so angry? Girls are really incomprehensible creatures.

When DISS had washed Philip's hair, he turned on the nurse doctor and asked DISS to take care of himself. DISS SAW THE STOCKINGS IN FRONT OF HIM AND COULDN'T HELP BUT ASK WHAT THEY WERE FOR.

After Philip's explanation, I found out that this was for Philip to wear, DISS was dumbfounded, Philip was actually wearing a woman's stockings, but Philip couldn't wear them, or Philip would have died.

DISS KEPT SAYING TO PHILIP: I CAN'T WEAR IT, I WON'T DO SUCH A THING, EVEN IF YOU DIE. How could I possibly do such a thing.

Christina said, "Ding-dong, Zhou." I can guess the plot behind this shot, DISS keeps saying that he doesn't want to, but in the end, he still helps Philip put on stockings, and I can think of such a plot, what's hilarious. ”

Zhou Shaoming took a deep breath and looked at Christina beside him with great excitement, no wonder, because today is an unusual day.

WHEN DISS INNOCENT LOOKS AT HELPING PHILIP WITH THE SOCKS HE WAS WEARING. Christina showed a smile on her face and said to herself: "DISS looks very pitiful, Philip looks very hateful at this time, DISS is like this." EVEN LAUGHING AT DISS ON THE SIDELINES. ”

When DISS was helping Philip put on his socks, Philip kept sneering on the sidelines: Look, I knew you would wear it for me, look at your skillful technique. Have you ever worked in the service industry before?

But the DISS nightmare is not over yet, and there are still a pair of gloves in front of DISS, and DISS is curious. What are such gloves for?

Philip said mysteriously: It seems that you are not mentally prepared for this matter, go and ask Marcel.

DISS came up to Marcel, the nurse doctor, and firmly objected that he would definitely not help to pick out the ass of a stranger.

"Dig your ass?!" Christina couldn't help but shudder, as if DISS was in trouble.

There were some curious men in the theater with wide-eyed, buttock-picking, and some violence. Hehe, how will DISS take Philip's ass? Could this be the legendary popping chrysanthemum?

The man who squirted a mouthful of Coke just now because of his stupid DISS looked like Kidd's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but squint his eyes and shouted softly: "Pop the chrysanthemum, pop his chrysanthemum, I like it." ”

Even though Kidd's voice was very small, he was still heard by the girl in front of him, Xijie, turned to look at Kidd with a disdainful look, and said coldly: "Perverted." ”

When Kidd heard Xijie's voice in front of him, he couldn't help but secretly swear in his heart: I will definitely spray you with Coke later. But looking at the DISS on the screen, he never gave Philip "popping chrysanthemums" and couldn't help but say in disappointment: "What about the cheat, why didn't you act." ”

AFTER DISS BECAME PHILIP'S NURSE, HE BEGAN TO TAKE CARE OF PHILIP, AND WHEN DISS POURED WATER, HE COULDN'T HELP BUT KNOCK OVER THE CUP IN HIS HAND, AND THE WATER IN THE QUILT SPILLED ON PHILIP'S LEG. However, Philip didn't react at all, and DISS, who thought it was funny at this time, began to splash the hot water in his hand on Philip's legs.

Philip looked at the behavior of DISS and couldn't help asking: Have you had enough fun?

AS IF HE HAD DISCOVERED A NEW CONTINENT, DISS SAID, "YOU DON'T FEEL HORSES AT ALL? ”

Marcel, the nurse doctor, came to the room and saw the behavior of DISS, and said DISS nervously, so that you would burn Philip.

DISS COULDN'T HELP BUT ASK: PHILIP, HE DOESN'T FEEL IT AT ALL.

Christina couldn't help but shake her head, and said with a smile: "This Omar. Nozomi really has a bit of a talent for funny. However, Zhou, such a film doesn't seem to be a taste that the public likes, after all, it's not a particularly funny comedy, it's a bit deep, and the laughter is also very connotative. Will such a film really be liked by everyone? ”

Zhou Shaoming couldn't help laughing and said: "This is a special shot for audiences who like this type of comedy." It is also because of this factor that the flashback method is adopted, and the comedy scene of the police is arranged in the film first, with music, hoping to bring a different kind of relaxation and happiness to the audience. ”

Christina thought for a while and said to Zhou Shaoming: "Zhou, what you mean is that you hope that the audience can eat popcorn in their mouths, drink Coke, and milk tea, and make the audience want to laugh but not laugh at the kind of exaggerated film, even people like me who were born as actors think this film is very funny, much better than those nonsensical funny, or just funny comedies for the sake of being funny." ”

Zhou Shaoming couldn't help but clench Christina's hand tightly and said: "On the contrary, people with experience like us have more experience when watching such films, on the contrary, the more young people may not like this type of movie." ”

Christina looked at the picture on the screen. said to Zhou Shaoming: "Don't worry, Zhou, such a deep movie, as long as it is accepted by these audiences, it proves that you have succeeded." ”

DISS began to help Philip sort out his personal correspondence and take care of Philip's diet. When DISS was feeding Philip to eat, Philip's secretary Margaery happened to pass by and had a mature temperament, and her hips swayed when she walked, which made DISS, who was originally interested in Margaery, completely attracted by Margaery in front of her.

DISS TOOK THE RICE FROM THE SPOON AND FED IT TO PHILIP'S FACE. In the eyes, it wasn't until after Margaery's departure that DISS came back to his senses.

Most of the audience in the theater began to sit up straight, and some unruly men couldn't help but whistle softly, "Scarlett Johansson." ”

"Who is Scarlett Johansson? Where do I seem to have seen her? ”

"Stupid, Scarlett Johansson doesn't even know. Haven't you seen Smith Chow's "The Fuse"? ”

"I remembered it, I remembered that I had seen it, haha, and I was completely shocked by the scene of "Fuse". I didn't remember Scarlett Johansson's name for a while. ”

"I heard that Scarlett Johansson has the potential to compete for the Oscar for actress?"

"No, it won't."

"How could it be. A popular movie like "Fuse" has swept the world, and I think it's okay to be the cheapest movie at the Oscars. ”

The two audience members in the theater couldn't help but chat quietly.

"But I always find this movie a little boring. Compared to "Fuse", it's a lot worse, it's obviously written as a comedy, why didn't I see a scene that made me laugh. There are only a few shots that I want to laugh at, and I don't feel very funny. ”

"I also know this, I came for Scarlett Johansson."

"Nymphomaniac."

DISS still takes care of Philip's life. When DISS was about to leave the villa with Philip, he saw a car at the door of the policeman blocking Philip's door, and the angry DISS stepped forward directly to teach the guy in front of him a lesson. I drove smoothly to the gallery.

Philip looked silently at a painting in front of him, and there was only one blood on the paper. But Philip actually looked at it seriously, and DISS didn't understand.

There was blood on the hundred steps that made Philip look at it for a whole hour, and Philip actually said that the painting had a sense of serenity and a sense of violence.

DISS DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, SO HE ASKED THE GALLERY STAFF ABOUT THE PRICE OF THE PAINTING.

"How much does this painting cost?"

"It should be 30,000 euros, do you want me to confirm it?"

"I think I'm going to confirm that this price is outrageous"

DISS watched the hair salon staff check the price of this painting with only a puddle of blood, so he came to Philip's side and asked in surprise: You want to buy a puddle of blood for 30,000 euros? It can't be.

Philip replied to DISS with certainty: probably.

DISS couldn't believe it was true, if something was wrong with Philip's brain. Faced with DISS's incomprehension, Philip asked DISS.

"Why are people interested in art?"

"I don't know, let's do business."

"No, because that's the only trace left by people who have come into this world."

DISS listened to Philip's words, because art is for the traces left after coming into the world, which is incomprehensible to DISS. Would you rather spend 50 euros to make such a picture of this pool of blood yourself, and pay 30,000 euros to buy it?

IT SEEMS THAT DISS REALLY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND, AND PHILIP ASKS DISS TO FEED HIM A MOUTHFUL OF CHOCOLATE, BUT DISS STANDS IN FRONT OF PHILIP. Rejected Philip's request and just gulped it himself.

Philip opened his mouth again and again, asking the DISS in front of him to feed him a chocolate, but DISS was always unwilling.

Faced with Philip's understanding of art, DISS said directly to Philip: "Without arms, there is no chocolate." ”

DISS BEGAN TO EXPLAIN TO PHILIP THAT IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

Philip was very helpless, good joke.

But at this time, DISS was very funny, laughing, repeating, repeating in front of Philip: no arms, no chocolate.

For Philip, who was paralyzed, he could only watch DISS play such a joke on himself, but he was helpless.

IT WASN'T UNTIL THE END, AFTER DISS LAUGHED, LOOKED AT POOR PHILIP, ATE PHILIP AND FED A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE.

The hair salon staff came to Philip, and it turned out that the painting in front of Philip was 41,000 euros, and Philip did not hesitate to buy the painting, which surprised the DISS next to him.

The audience in the theater couldn't help but laugh a little.

"DISS THIS GUY IS TOO BULLYING, PHILIP HAS A GOOD TEMPER. If I were Philip, I would have been fired from DISS a long time ago? ”

"Hehe, I think Philip's brain has been broken too. Such a black servant is still so polite. The brain was caught by the door, and it was still the sequelae of a concussion. ”

Christina looked at the scene of DISS bullying Philip on the screen, followed the expression of DISS, and couldn't help laughing, and said lightly: "This guy is bullying Philip too much, if Philip can stand up, he will probably hack DISS to death." ”

When Christina saw that Philip bought the words in front of her at a sky-high price, her smile was gone, she stared blankly at Philip on the screen, and said softly: "This is art, so that people can perceive something, and let people understand some truth." Zhou, you are an artist in the film industry. ”

Zhou Shaoming heard Christina whispering, and couldn't help but ask curiously, "Artist?" You're very good at buttoning my hat. ”

Christina took a deep breath and said: "If you can make a story with such a theme into a movie in the art of comedy, what else can you do in this world except you?" And in the relaxed and funny extreme to appreciate such a movie, touch the deepest part of people's hearts, feel the bits and pieces of real life, touching the heart, can make such an art film, can not be called an artist-level director? (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please go to read. )