Xiao Wuxiao's tears came out, and he kept laughing, as if he didn't laugh himself to death, and he would never stop.

"Yanran is twenty-four years old, do you know why she doesn't have a boyfriend yet?"

"Your door is too high, ordinary people can't climb high!"

Liu Yi replied very seriously, and he thought so too.

"Wrong, it's ridiculously wrong, there are a lot of people who are right, why don't you have a boyfriend until now?"

"Brother!" Xiao Yanran's pear blossoms brought rain, and she screamed delicately, and Xiao Wu shuddered.

"I won't say it, don't worry, I will never reveal a word, Yanran, what do you say this kid should do, is it to break the third leg, or how to drop, you say, brother has done it all for you?"

What kind of, can things be solved like this? The third leg can be broken casually?

"That's how it goes!" Lewi began to analyze carefully very seriously: "At first, I didn't pay attention, because I was used to throwing myself on the bed, I didn't know anyone, so I kissed, and then I was scared, and accidentally touched her when I got up, and then I was scared, ran out, and then came back, because I was annoyed, I squatted down, and then I saw the little pants, and accidentally said that the beautiful sheep and sheep were put down by the deadly scissors foot, and then she rode me, understand?" ”

"Understood!"

Xiao Wu nodded: "You insulted Yan Ran, and then Yan Ran fought back!" ”

Leo Yi almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of blood, did I insult her? I can't hide, I insult her?

"Bastard, it's all a misunderstanding, you know? I wish she would disappear in front of me immediately, you know? ”

Liu Yi said everything in his heart, and regretted it when he said it, Xiao Yanran looked at Liu Yi with a cannibalistic gaze.

"I'm not pretty?"

"Beautiful!"

"I'm not in good shape?"

"Good!"

"I'm not worthy of you?"

"I'm not worthy of you!"

"My family background is not good enough?"

"Good enough!"

"If I'm willing to be your girlfriend, shouldn't you burn high incense?"

"Should!"

"Then what are you dissatisfied with, why don't you want to see me?"

Liu Yi thought for a while and replied: "It's because your figure is good enough, beautiful enough, and your family background is good enough, and I like it too, so I don't like to see you, and if you can see it or not, it's a kind of torture, torture, you know?" ”

At this point, Liu Yi also let it go, and after making it clear, he hoped that this little princess would stay away from him.

"You want to eat me?"

"Yes!"

Lewi was just too honest and got a slap in the face.

"All men in the world are virtuous, perverts, scoundrels, bastards! Get out of here, this is my room! ”

Xiao Yanran was furious, Liu Yi and Xiao Wu ran out in a gloomy manner, Xiao Wu saw the five-fingered mountain on Liu Yi's face, and laughed nervously.

Liu Yi stared at Xiao Wu for a while and laughed.

"I said, Xiao Wu, you should marry your sister early, and it's best to appear less in front of me in the future, this is a serious destruction for me, a mental destruction!"

"The whole family hopes that she will marry as soon as possible, but relying on the favor of the old man, do you know that there are several guys who are still lying on the hospital bed, and one of them even has mental illness, oh, no, in fact, our family is very cute, yes, it is very cute, such a lovely person, you should be honored to appear in front of you."

Xiao Wu felt a chill down his spine, and immediately changed his words, Liu Yi glanced at it slightly, immediately shuddered, and hurriedly left, Xiao Yanran leaned against the door, staring at Liu Yi's hair.

"I said, Xiao Wu, why didn't you find your sister so terrifying before? I've always thought she was a beautiful woman, a very classical one! ”

The two of them were lying on the lawn, Liu Yi's brows were furrowed from time to time, while Xiao Wu kept inhaling, and he was beaten up by Liu Yi.

"Everyone thought it was, but after contacting it, they thought it wasn't! As long as the old man is still there, he can suppress all the voices, and no one dares to marry at all, will he marry back to worship Guanyin? ”

Xiao Wu twitched, and the corners of his mouth were injured as he spoke.

"You can't be too spoiled, right? If this continues, you don't come to me in the future, tomorrow, no, now, take her away from me at once, really, it must be! ”

Liu Yi's words made Xiao Wu laugh: "Do you think I dare?" I don't want to be suddenly inspected by the police when I open a room with my girlfriend, I don't want to have a centipede in the bowl when I am eating, and I don't want to sleep, and I wake up the next day to find a snake on my body! ”

Lewi thought of that kind of life, and suddenly shivered, Nima, is that life? That's hell!

"No, you take her away immediately, if you don't, I'll beat you up again!"

Liu Yi raised his fist and threatened fiercely, but his threat had no effect at all, and Xiao Wu still laughed profusely.

"It's better like this, anyway, you've ruined Yanran's innocence, you might as well marry, my parents are reasonable people, and they will never tie you up and let you marry, don't worry!"

Liu Yi's face was not very good-looking: "What do you mean to break her innocence?" Are we innocent, are you threatening me? I don't believe that your father will take a fancy to me, a poor boy, I still don't believe it, you should understand that people like you should pay attention to the right people! ”

Xiao Wu sat up, looked at Liu Yi seriously, and nodded: "What you said is right, you should indeed talk about the right house, however, I think our two families are right, and the old man also thinks so, otherwise why do you think you will give you a house?" This is Yanran's dowry, something that has been decided a long time ago, and it is not so simple to change. ”

"I will return the house to you, tomorrow, no, I will move out today, I will not stay for a moment, by the way, the nanny or something, I will live here first, and when I find the house, I will call them over!"

Liu Yi got up and began to prepare to move away, it is best to move far away, so that Xiao Wu can no longer find the best, what is the matter?

The right door? The son of a Taoist priest is the right person, and the granddaughter of a patriarch is the right person, do you believe it? I don't believe it anyway.

"The matter has not yet been decided, this is not to let Yanran and you have more contact, so that you have room to understand each other, if not, this is not a feudal era, forget it!" Xiao Wu grabbed Liu Yi and said with a smile: "Don't worry, our Xiao family is still very reasonable." ”

"I said, Xiao Wu, don't put a trap on me, tell you, I am resolutely opposed, desperately opposed, there is no possibility at all, I must move out!" Liu Yi broke Xiao Wu's grip away, he had already made up his mind that he must move away, and he had to move to a place where no one could find him.

"Come on, let's take a look then, the matter of gambling on the stone is a sister organization of Yanran, and it invites Yanran, you and I are just by the way!" Xiao Wu was a little helpless: "If she doesn't go, we won't be able to go, I don't want to see her sister, just stay for a few days, rest assured, there will be no moths!" ”

Liu Yi lay down again, Xiao Wu went to find medicine, he had to deal with his face well, otherwise he would not be able to see anyone.

After Xiao Wu walked away, Liu Yi could vaguely hear Xiao Wu muttering about what was right, what was high, and what was a good show to watch.

Liu Yi thought that Xiao Wu was talking about him, shook his head and didn't care, the identity of the Xiao family was too terrifying, in Liu Yi's opinion, this was a doomed thing, unless he became a well-known collector in the country, otherwise it was almost impossible.

But at that point, who knows how many years?

ps: Thank you for the reward, this seems to be the first real reader giant reward, and the other two are friendship tips.