Chapter 163: Playing a scoundrel
However, Chen Laoya was not surprised at all, professional players would occasionally shoot anti-aircraft guns, let alone such an inexperienced little guy. He is definitely a good piece of jade, as long as he trains well, this little guy will definitely shine in the college football game, and even enter the World Cup stage of his dreams one day, and write a myth that belongs to China.
The more Chen Laoya thought about it, the more excited he became, of course, the greater his expectations, the greater the disappointment.
Lu Renjia almost laughed when he saw this ball, it's really stinky feet, it's easy to hit high with a long shot, you won't be able to jerk off, it's so bad, I can kill you with my eyes closed, master.
The 20-meter penalty area arc shot from a distance, with the level of Lu Renjia's family, that is, playing a straight line, and if he wanted to kick the arc hanging corner, he was afraid that Zhou Jian would kick out a beautiful goal and get himself into trouble, but now it seems that this guy is a layman at all, and this shot is really rubbish to the extreme.
As long as you push the ball into it decently, hehe, just win, don't care if he's glamorous.
Lu Renjia thought so, held the ball and came to the front of the penalty area, after putting the ball away, this guy jumped twice, kicked his legs again, turned his ankles a few times, and then took a few steps back, and made a "V" gesture with Long Taoyi and Xiao Bingbing, and then this guy rushed to the ball in small steps.
Seeing that his stride was getting bigger and bigger, he jerked his foot up and shot as he approached the ball!
A powerful volley is about to come, however! Just when Lu Renjia's feet just fell, a purple light that was invisible to ordinary people shot from behind and pierced the back of his head with lightning speed.
Skill - Psychic Piercing!
Just when everyone's eyes naturally wanted to follow the ball, but they only heard a muffled sound of "clang", Lu Renjia kicked off, turned his back up, fell on all fours, and then the ball rolled out slowly.
The only mm who was watching around directly covered his mouth and screamed, while the others were even more dumbfounded, is this performing acrobatics?
Long Taoyi and Xiao Bingbing were stunned for a few seconds before they hurriedly ran over, at this time Lu Renjia had already woken up, he touched the back of his head that hurt from the fall, and still didn't understand what was going on, but he just felt his head buzzing.
The attack power of the spirit piercing was almost negligible, so Zhou Jian had no scruples about using it, so Lu Renjia became the second earthling who was lucky enough to taste this skill.
In such a situation, the ball naturally stopped halfway through, and even the small forbidden area was not reached, Chen Laoya was also blind, even if Lu Renjia was inferior, it would not be like this, okay, this guy was overly excited, seeing that Zhou Jian didn't kick in, he was excited, his feet slipped, and the result was this virtue, according to the scoring criteria, this ball seems to be 0 points...... Seeing that Lu Ren's house was covered with grass, after the students stayed for a long time, a few of them began to laugh, and then laughed more and more, especially the mm that looked good, and couldn't help it, laughing like a silver bell.
Listening to the laughter of that mm, Lu Renjia couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"Boss, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Bingbing asked.
"I ...... I ......" Lu Renjia's face was red, he felt a sudden pain in his head, and then he lost control of his body, but because of a kick out, his body lost its balance, so he fell on his back, but why did he suddenly have a headache? He held back for a long time and said, "I seem to have let something bite." ”
"What? What bites you? Long Pottery asked.
"I ...... I don't know. "Lu Ren's family has the heart to die at this time, what kind of big cloves of garlic did my mother pretend, I already knew that I wouldn't be able to come out, this Nima was embarrassed and thrown to my grandmother's house.
The sound of the three people talking was not loud, but it was still heard by a few students who were close, they were still laughing, in fact, people were a little disdainful of other people's scenery, they were already dissatisfied with these three privileged sports students, and just now they watched them pretend to be forced in front of mm, and they had long been looking forward to their embarrassment.
Let you pretend, pretend to be smashed, this is what most people think, so they naturally won't let go of the opportunity to say cool words, of course, the voice is very low, and it won't be heard by others.
"The big man said he was bitten by something."
"I feel like I'm being kicked by flies, right? A fly kicked him in the back of the head. ”
"It's very likely, either it's too much masturbation, it's been said on the Internet a long time ago, the vision will be blurry if you masturbate too much, and the viewing of the ball is blurred, so I kicked it off."
"Well, if you masturbate too much, your heels may be soft......"
Fortunately, these students are measured and speak very quietly, so they will not let Lu Renjia hear this, otherwise it is estimated that he will vomit blood on the spot.
But Zhou Jian heard it clearly, when the ghost killer clone turned into spiritual energy and merged with him, the equipment carried by the ghost killer also turned into spiritual energy and entered his body at the same time, judging from the current situation, the equipment can also play an effect.
"Boss, do you want to see the school doctor?" Long Pottery suggested in a low voice.
"Look at Mao, Lao Tzu is fine!" Lu Renjia was annoyed and angry.
"Boss, let's go and have a look, it's not a problem to stay here." Xiao Bingbing said and gestured with his eyes to the classmates who were whispering.
Lu Renjia's face was flushed, and he held back for a long time and said, "Let's go!" ”
At this time, Chen Laoya happened to come over, he still thought that Lu Renjia was too excited, so he did this, so he didn't pay too much attention, he just thought it was funny, but after all, his team members were so miserable in front of people, and he also walked over to comfort a few words, "It's okay, Xiao Lu." ”
"It's fine. That teacher, I'm ...... That's it, I twisted my foot. Lu Renjia said stubbornly, he was still embarrassed to say that he was going to the hospital.
Chen Laoya naturally saw that they couldn't stay any longer, "Okay, let's go to the hospital and have a look." However, don't pretend to be sick and not train just because you fell. This ridicule eased the awkward atmosphere a little.
Long Taoyi and Xiao Bingbing walked away with Lu Ren's family, of course, Lu Ren's family was fine, and they were willing to let them carry it completely as if they were injured accidentally.
As for their exams, naturally there is no problem, they can pass the exam without coming to the exam, the reason why they came is to pretend to be a little bit, but they didn't pretend to be forced, but they became stupid.
Zhou Jian watched the three of them go away, and then said to Chen Laoya: "That...... Mr. Chen, according to what I just said, count me over. ”
"Ever? Yes, of course. ”
Zhou Jian breathed a sigh of relief, "Then thank you, Mr. Chen, if possible, you can calculate 60 points for me." ”
"60 points? Do you only need 60 points to do so well? ”
"yes, after all, it's my fault for skipping class." Zhou Jian mainly didn't want to attract the attention of the group of people in the class anymore, but fortunately, there were no students from the Chinese Department in the Football Intermediate 2 class.
"Actually, since you're playing football so well, it's okay to skip class, by the way, are you interested in joining the school team?"
When Zhou Jian heard this, he hurriedly shook his head, "Teacher Chen, my ideal is to become a family, I want to study hard, go to graduate school, study for a doctorate, and I don't like to play football very much." ”
"Oh...... If you don't like it, you can try it. Chen Laoya believes that no man will refuse to run wild on the field, countless beauties fall for you, and countless viewers are crazy for you, he believes that as long as Zhou Jian plays once, he will be fascinated by this feeling.
"Teacher, I really don't like it."
"How do you not know if you don't like it?"
"I've tried it before." Zhou Jian was speechless.
"Oh, what kind of competition did you play?"
"I didn't play, I played in secondary school......"
"Let's just say you haven't tried, the competition is different from entertainment, you have to at least try the competition."
"I don't like football, teacher!"
"How do you not know if you don't like it?"
"I said I tried!!!"
"You just said you didn't try."
“……”
Zhou Jian had an urge to go berserk.
In fact, he didn't know that the reason why Chen Longyu was called Chen Lao Duck was largely because once he recognized something, and others were unwilling, he would persuade him over and over again in front of others like a quacking duck, and with his rogue spirit, he would keep persuading you until he vomited blood.
When he was a football player, he missed the World Cup, which became the biggest regret of his life, and now he has become a coach, and his biggest dream is to teach an excellent apprentice and lead him to fulfill his wish.
Now that I finally caught such a good seedling, of course I won't miss it.
"Teacher, I really don't want to dwell on this boring question anymore, I won't join the school team."
"Oh...... Then I'll count you as a failure. Chen Laoya said shamelessly.
"I rely on !!" If it weren't for the fact that Chen Laoya was a teacher, he would have gone to greet him in the morning.
"Teacher, you have to talk about it, what you said, if you win the Lu Ren family, it will be counted as me!"
"Did I say that?"
"Of course you did!"
"What about that? You can go to the academic affairs office and sue me, saying that I don't mean what I say, I shouldn't count you as failing, and see if they will let you pass, by the way, if you repeat physical education, according to the school's regulations, you will also retake intermediate football, and follow the next semester's class, and then what...... I'm still taking intermediate football, and if I get impulsive, you might still fail......"
"I&@#¥!!"
"Join the soccer team, once and for all, how nice." Chen Laoya was still chattering.
Zhou Jian's heart itched with hatred, he was under the eaves, he had to bow his head, okay, join in, and when the results are set, Lao Tzu will not go to training once, see what you can do with Lao Tzu!!
"Okay, if you're ruthless, I'll join."
"That's right." Chen Laoya was very happy, but he also knew that the melon that was twisted was not sweet, anyway, he would drag him into the water first, and then he would think of a way to eat him in the future? Thinking about it, in a classic comic "Slam Dunk" that has been circulated for hundreds of years, the protagonist Sakuragi Hanamichi was originally reluctant to play basketball, he only played basketball because of Haruko Akagi, could it be difficult for him to find a girl to play with beauty?
(To be continued)