As the first dish was stir-fried, the thick aroma wafted out of the kitchen, through the dining room, into the living room, the parents who were chatting and Xiang Beibei couldn't help but stir their noses and take a few deep breaths of the aroma.

"It smells so good! This is what our son made? Mother looked at Shangguan Yi in disbelief.

Shangguan Yi's face was full of surprise, and he stood up: "I'll go and see." ”

Shangguan Yi just left, and asked Beibei, "Auntie, who are you?" ”

With a hint of inexplicable relief on her face, the mother said, "Girl, you don't know, although my son can cook, he has always been average, and today is the first time I have smelled such a fragrant smell." After a pause, the mother was very happy for a while, looked at Xiang Beibei, and smiled meaningfully: "Girl, it seems that my son has put a lot of thought into it for you!" ”

Xiang Beibei's eyes narrowed, and he smiled: "Then I have a good mouth today." ”

Xiang Beibei's reaction made her mother secretly disappointed, in her mother's opinion, if Xiang Beibei really had a little idea about her son, and heard what she just said, she would at least show a little shyness, but Xiang Beibei was still downcast and generous, without the slightest embarrassment, which showed that Xiang Beibei didn't mean that at all, and the last hope was dashed, and the mother could only be sad.

In the kitchen, Shangguan saw Shangguan Yi walk in, and asked while flipping the spoon, "Dad, why are you here?" ”

Seeing Shangguan Nengren's skillful spoon-shaking movements, Shangguan Yi was full of surprise: "Son, when will you be able to flip the spoon?" And this dish is fried enough to be fragrant, where did you learn it? ”

Shangguan is full of pride: Amazing! Your son has upgraded his cooking skills to E level, and in an ordinary restaurant, it is also the level of a chef, what a small dish!

Thinking about these words in my heart, Shangguan Nengren came up with an excuse that had been made up a long time ago: "I checked it on the Internet, and now the Internet is convenient!" If you want to make a dish, you can find the recipe on the Internet, and I tried to make it for the first time today, and it seems that the effect is not bad. ”

Thank you Du Niang, thank you Brother Gu, your existence has benefited billions of netizens around the world, and also provided a solid backing for people around the world who need excuses.

Shangguanyi is a typical semi-literate person, he doesn't know much about the Internet, and he can't doubt the reasons of Shangguanyi, but he is full of emotion about the role of the Internet: "I didn't expect to be able to check so many things on the Internet, the Internet is really a good thing." ”

"That's, don't you all say, if people in the 21st century don't know how to use computers to surf the Internet, they are semi-literate and will be eliminated by society, Dad, I suggest that you and your mother also learn more about computers in the future, even if it's not very useful, don't be eliminated by society." Shangguan capable people instigated Shangguan Yi, this family is Shangguan Yi's house, as long as Shangguan Yi is familiar with and likes the Internet, then there will be no more incidents of being pulled out in the future, for Shangguan people, it is too painful not to be able to go online, and it is more painful than not handjob.

For the sake of my future, Dad, you will be recruited!

Shangguan Yi was really a little tempted: "It turns out that computers are so important, so I will try to learn in the future." ”

Yes!

Shangguan Nengren gestured with victory gestures in his heart, and looked like he should have on the surface: "Dad, that's right, live to learn and keep pace with the times!" ”

"Hmm." Shangguan Yi nodded: "That's right, it's to keep pace with the times, then your computer will be requisitioned, when will I learn to surf the Internet, and when will I return you." ”

"Huh!?" Shangguan was dumbfounded.

"Woo woo, Dad, you can't do this! You requisitioned the computer, what should I do? ”

Shangguan Yi said as a matter of course: "You study so hard now, and you don't have much time to surf the Internet, let's talk about it after you finish the college entrance examination!" ”

"But ......"

"No, but." Shangguan Yi turned around and walked out of the kitchen: "That's it, let's cook your meal!" ”

Looking at Shangguan Yi's figure disappearing around the corner, Shangguan was able to cry without tears, and slapped his mouth: "Make your mouth cheap!" Make your mouth cheap! ”

O sad boy!

As the fragrant dishes were put on the table, Shangguan Yi and his mother's stomachs were growling uncontrollably, and they kept inhaling and closing their stomachs to Beibei, for fear that they would lose face.

When the crispy and golden fried steamed buns with eggs were put on the dining table, Shangguan Nengren took off his apron: "The meal is ready, let's come over and eat!" ”

"It's coming!" Shangguan Yi and his mother couldn't help it for a long time, Shangguan Yi didn't care about it, stood up and ran, and his mother said to Bei Bei reservedly: "Girl, Auntie will take you to wash your hands." ”

Xiang Beibei nodded with a smile: "Thank you, Auntie." ”

"You kid, you just hurt people." After chatting for so long, her mother became more and more reluctant to Xiang Beibei, and at the same time she was a little scared, afraid that if there were so many more times, she would really can't help but use unconventional means to make Xiang Beibei her daughter-in-law.

What means are you going to say? There are some drugs for sale in adult stores that promote the relationship between husband and wife, even if it is a strong woman, she has to become a~ woman, I believe that many pigs who have arched cabbage have not used this method.

washed his hands in the bathroom, Xiang Beibei followed his mother to the dining room, at this time Shangguanyi poured himself a glass of liquor, usually Shangguanyi doesn't drink much at home, but today Shangguan can make a few good dishes that arouse Shangguanyi's alcohol addiction, good dishes with wine, the more you eat, the more you eat, anyway, it's Sunday, Shangguanyi is rare to indulge.

Shangguan took a large bottle of fruit in the refrigerator, poured it into three glasses, saw his mother and Xiang Beibei coming, and beckoned: "Mom, Xiang Beibei, sit down and try my craftsmanship." ”

The table is a four-seater, rectangular table, and the mother sits down next to Shangguanyi, and Xiang Beibei naturally wants to be next to Shangguanyi.

Shangguan handed the juice to Xiang Beibei and said, "Come and try the dishes I cook, they are all home-cooked, don't dislike it!" ”

Xiang Beibei took the juice, thanked him, and smiled: "You are hypocritical!" It's so delicious, you deliberately lied to me yesterday! ”

"But no, what I make is average, don't look at these dishes as similar to those in the restaurant, in fact, as long as there are materials, ordinary housewives can make them, it's not a big deal." The Shangguan explained.

It's okay not to explain, this explanation, the mother's face was suddenly gloomy, and she muttered to herself: "Ordinary housewives can make it, ordinary housewives can make it......"

Mom, I'm sorry to hurt you.

Seeing his wife's gloomy face, Shangguan Yi coughed dryly and picked up his wine glass: "Girl, when you come for the first time today, your uncle won't say anything, just treat this as your own home, you should eat, drink, don't be polite." ”

Xiang Beibei hurriedly picked up the juice: "Uncle, you are too polite, in fact, as soon as I entered the door, I felt kind when I saw my uncle and aunt, and I also regarded this place as my own home, I was not polite just now!" Uncle, don't be polite to me. ”

These words made Shangguan Yi laugh with satisfaction: "Okay, uncle won't be polite to you anymore, feel free, feel free." ”

Drink half a tael of wine in one sip, Shangguan Yi launched an attack according to the fried peanuts, to say that the simplest and most comfortable appetizer, it is peanuts, whether it is fried, spiced, or boiled, it is a good product to drink, today Shangguan people fried the peanuts red, exuding a strong aroma, clipping a grain into the mouth, biting it with teeth, suddenly the lips and teeth are fragrant, the rich peanut fragrance makes Shangguan Yi can't help but shout: "Son, your peanuts are fried well, the heat is just right." ”

Shangguan looked at Shangguan Yi depressedly, and said tentatively: "Dad, it's rare for my son to make it so delicious, the computer ......"

"Ahem, there is progress, but we can't be complacent, and we must continue to work hard." Shangguan Yi ate a cucumber: "Well, it's quite refreshing, not bad." ”

Competent man: "......"

Xiang Beibei really didn't treat himself as an outsider, he was not polite at all when he ate, he ate whatever he wanted, especially the fried steamed bun slices with eggs, the staple food that Shangguan was specially said yesterday, the crispy and refreshing feeling made Xiang Beibei happy, and he ate five slices alone, and his mouth was full of oil.

In a family with many rules, they will definitely think that Xiang Beibei is ignorant and uneducated, but the parents of Shangguan people like honest people, and the more generous and unpretentious Xiang Beibei is, the more they like it.

"Girl, one more piece." Seeing that Xiang Beibei stopped after eating the fifth slice, her mother hurriedly sandwiched another slice for her.

Xiang Beibei hurriedly waved his hand: "Auntie, I'm too tired to eat, I can't eat anymore." ”

"Is this enough? How much have you eaten! One more time. "Mother is still persuading me to eat.

Xiang Beibei smiled bitterly: "Auntie, I really can't eat it, I don't believe it, look at my stomach, it's all bulging." ”

As he spoke, Xiang Beibei stood up and held his stomach up, which was smooth before, but now it is a little more convex.

Seeing this, her mother let her go, and said regretfully: "You child, everything is good, but the amount of food is too small, you know, it is a blessing to be able to eat, and you will have to practice more in the future." ”

Xiang Beibei smiled bitterly: "Yes, Auntie, I will definitely practice the amount of food in the future." ”

"That's right." The mother nodded with satisfaction and said, "Since you can't eat it, let's drink some juice, son, what are you doing in a daze?" Pour it on. ”

Shangguan and Xiang Beibei showed helplessness, Shangguan and Beibei poured juice on Xiang Beibei, and whispered: "My mother is like this, don't care." ”

Xiang Beibei shook his head lightly and smiled: "No, but my stomach really can't hold anything, I'll pretend to take two sips for a while, and then you drink this cup." ”

"Uh...... All right! "The juice left over from the school flower, the same glass, isn't that an indirect kiss? Shangguan's face was full of anticipation.

Xiang Beibei seemed to notice something, his eyes narrowed, and his little feet were pulled out of the sneakers under the table and kicked on the calf of the competent person.

"Uh......" Shangguan turned his head and glanced at Bei Bei, seeing her strange smile, he couldn't help but sweat in his head, and coughed dryly: "Dad, eat more cucumbers, it's best to drink." ”

Shangguanyi: "Son, you're dizzy!" The cucumber was eaten early. ”

"Uh...... Cough! "Shangguan is embarrassed and indignant, bows his head and pulls rice, and has no shame to see people.

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ps: At about 10 o'clock last night, the author's Achilles tendon became more and more painful, I thought that I would go to bed early and wake up to relieve the pain, but at three o'clock in the morning, the author woke up in pain, the right Achilles tendon was completely unable to focus, the whole body was weak, the mouth was dry, and at the same time there was some urgency, so I went to the toilet to urinate, but when I urinated, my body became more and more weak, collapsed, and I fell into the toilet on the spot, my head was broken and bleeding, and there was a lot of blood on my hands and shoulders, and I was in shock on the spot, and I regained consciousness after about a few minutes, and I got up from the toilet, and I was covered with sweat, But the spirit is much better, but the Achilles tendon is still painful, and the wounds on the head, hands, and shoulders are also bleeding, and the bleeding is finally stopped with toilet paper, and the sister-in-law and younger brother and sister who live together are called up, and they endured the pain and went to the hospital, and called their parents halfway, it was more than three o'clock in the morning! Parents heard the news, anxious to follow a piece of the hospital, after examination, is Achilles tendonitis, the doctor said that it is difficult to cure, and easy to recur, from the hospital prescribed medicine to eat, more than four o'clock in the morning went to the parents' house, and then called back to the mother's wife, called the wife back, has been at the parents' house until the evening home, took three meals, feel better, at least the feet can focus, but can not squat, the toilet is not convenient, but I have a stomach again, I tossed enough to choke, my wife went to buy the medicine to treat the stomach, I feel good after eating it, this is the author's experience today, very miserable, without warning.

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