Chapter 114: Drunken Book
"This can't be, hang the tightrope, right?" Xia Man's skeptical tone immediately attracted the malicious eyes of the people around him, and the ink sneered, and leaned over to warn her in a low voice: "Don't offend the fans, they will play with you!"
Started, the field of Shatuo, wide Luo Shu sleeves, flying in the wind, one hand holding the altar such as lifting the sky, the other cuff, stretching out a dry hand, closing eyebrows and bowing the head, saluting the guests, suddenly leading the neck to the air, open eyes to stare at the hand wine altar, clear Sanskrit sound, from the mouth: heaven and earth open Hongmeng, yin and yang divide the sky, Sumeru has no self, I come from it!
After chanting, the wine jar in the air is full of wine, clear as nectar, poured into the mouth, and the drips are not scattered, until a jar of wine is drunk to the sky, the body is shaking, the wine burps and drunken eyes, the volley seems to fall, crying and sorrowful, and the dream turns a thousand times. The people in the audience exclaimed, sadness from their hearts, and their heads fell down.
Suddenly, Sha Tuo Piao jumped up, and shouted in the air: "Reverse yin and yang, reverse the world!" Feet are a pillar of optimus, two fingers pinch the pen hair, the pen hair bends slightly, and it jumps to the side of the rice paper like a bow, the tip of the pen floats on the surface of the paper, and the mouth reads:
Leaning on the fence to ask the moon if he is drunk,
The jade night begonia was lightly stained with tears.
For the sake of the emaciated people,
Invite you to drink and read carefully!
People stand in the air, the ink is through the tip of the pen, the snake wanders on the paper, the inhibition is staggered in the heart, sometimes the gesture is like a long rainbow, and sometimes the void is like a gossamer. The words are floating on the paper, but they appear in the hearts of the viewers, stabbing people's hearts, hooking people's hearts, handsome men and beautiful women hugging each other, infatuated men and women hugging each other, warblers and swallows, love words, mountains and seas, never separated.
This Sha Tuo, the poem he made, but the middle tone of the boudoir, is clearly the obscene clichés of the resentful woman Sijun, but Sha Tuo reads it, it is very touching, Xia Man is infinitely shy, dreaming back to the bath bucket that night, prostrate Ah Fu's chest, raise his peach incense mouth, and gaze at Ah Fu with his veins, full of infinite expectations.
But when I saw the face that came with my mouth, it was very unfamiliar, I slapped it with a big slap, hit the ink and stumbled, only to find that I had snuggled up unconsciously and threw myself into the net, all of which were confused by this demon poem, and he couldn't be blamed all.
Sha Tuo drunk and dancing wildly, has been written from the top left to the bottom right, the paragraph "Butterfly Drunk Flower", the last hook of the flower word, sigh lightly, tears in the poem, from sighing into resentment, provoked the men and women on the field, turned over the shirt and unveiled the skirt, regardless of the embarrassment.
Sha Tuo actually borrowed the last pen to pull, soaring into the air, the pen asked the sky, but the resentful girl was lonely and deep in the boudoir, and asked to break the sorrow! The tip of the pen fell back to the middle of the rice paper just now, Sha Tuo was like a dragonfly dotting water, and he lowered his eyebrows: "This hatred is endless, and the intercession is at this time!" At this time, the men and women in the field were already crazy and lawless.
Xia Man was secretly stunned in his heart: "It is clear that it is to gather a group of gentlemen, echo the wind and mediocrity, and do something unsightly! This Sha Tuo must be an evil person, but he can control other people's minds unknowingly, with a **, the master is a master, but he is nothing more than a god stick liar like Geng Yichi." ”
At this time, the ink applauded, and he had already entered the arena, waving his hand to stop the men and women: "It's really a god and a man's magic skill, the master's hand is drunk and dancing with butterflies, which can be called the elegant style of the world, the swan song of the ages..."
Xia Man was almost confused by witchcraft, she was taken advantage of by the ink, and she was about to smash it, but along the prestige, Feijuan was nestled in the arms of a strong man, and she was obviously very impatient with the ink to disrupt her taste!
In the middle of the ink, the price of one thousand taels was offered, showing a disdainful smile, Xia Man thought to himself: This fat juan group must be invited by Mo Squeak!
At this time, Shatuo's pen hair flicked with a bow, his body soared into the sky, and he fought in the air, even with a pen, and fell to a place in front of the house
Invite the rooftop, drifting like a fairy, looking down at all beings. At the tip of the pen, it turned out to be a Tai Chi yin and yang diagram, and everyone was in an uproar.
The ink shouted: "Butterfly drunken flowers, the master's divine power has penetrated, and the spiritual light has been turned on, which can be auspicious and avoid evil, eliminate disasters and difficulties, increase blessings and longevity, and nourish yin and aphrodisiac!" Speaking of this, he deliberately sold a pass, and smiled weirdly: "You can also have a man who is a delicate flower and a girl hug a man......"
"I'll give three thousand!" "I'll give five thousand!"..."One hundred thousand taels!"......
Xia Man was dumbfounded when he heard this: "Look at that Shatuo, the dance is good, it is indeed very weird, but these words are written like shit, they are worth 100,000 taels, and they are clearly a charlatan, so they couldn't help but reprimand: "What kind of shit is written, a lump of shit, a trick of deception, don't be deceived!"
It's just that Shatuo, his divine power is obvious to all, preconceived, not to mention that the male Lou Mei is in his arms, and the female famous flowers have the master, each with its own pleasure, all worship his divine power! In the confusion of affection, who pays attention to the words of a little girl, in the sound of ink counting silver tickets, men and women, gradually dispersed.
Why are these people so stupid? Xia Man couldn't figure out how to think about it. She didn't understand that in the midst of obsession, who would pay attention to the advice of others!
Just when she was feeling sorry for these people, a depressed feeling in the air forced her to breathe, this was a very familiar smell, Xia Man suddenly became vigilant!
Behind the hills, between the trees, and among the grass, ten red mist shadows flew towards the field, obviously ten spirit beasts! Xia Man couldn't help but be surprised: "I have closed my soul into my body, is it for the strange old man in the field? Based on his performance just now, is he also a strange spirit child!"
While she was weighing, ten spirit beasts actually bypassed Sha Tuo and pounced on her! In a hurry, Xia Man withdrew the Soul Closing Spell and hurriedly recited the Natural Summoning Technique, but found that the inner body was empty, and there was no spiritual power available!
She felt a chill in her heart, what about my spiritual power? Only then did she feel a faint blockage on the spiritual path, obviously when the spirit was closed, the broken person secretly restrained it, at this time, panic did not help.
She pretended to have casual eyes on her face, and looked around, not far away, a woman in a white shirt, her finger was facing her, obviously, she took advantage of her closed spirit to enter the body, and used the black spirit to restrain herself, this person was actually Yingyun!
Ten golden rays of light flew in the air, and the sand tuo, one upside down, flew into the wooden house.
As soon as Shadow Cloud suddenly saw the ten golden rays coming, the flowers changed color, the black spirit rope was withdrawn, and he flew away in panic.
Xia Man muttered in his heart: "What kind of shit luck did I go, this black spirit and golden spirit are all coming for herself!" At this moment, she can only hope that the spirit of good and evil between heaven and earth can have a duel between good and evil, at least give herself a chance to get out!
Obviously, she was too naïve, the ten great gods in the air galloped from the ten directions, wrote rune spells in the void, and under the hood of the rune golden light tower, a huge demon clutch fell from the top of the tower, ignoring the fact that there were still many living beings in the field, obviously wanting to put Xia Man to death. At this moment, although the black spirit was withdrawn, the natural summoning technique was born according to his will, and the spirit silk wrapped around the body, and the spirit out of nothing rushed to attack the ten god generals, and immediately knotted them in the spirit cocoon.
However, what a divine power the ten gods will be, as soon as the golden light appears, the cocoon disappears into invisibility. Xia Man angrily scolded them: "What kind of gods are you, there is no distinction between good and evil, she is a black spirit, you don't catch her, that dead Shatuo plays evil magic and harms people, you can't get rid of it, but you can't get along with me!"
The top ten gods ignored her, coldly chanted the spell, and the giant descended to castration, at this moment, Ah Fu, that ugly monster was not around, Xia Man only closed his eyes helplessly, and led his neck
Chanting: "Ah Fu!"
Every time there is a moment of life and death, Afudu people stand up like their own god of fortune. But at this moment, she knew that Ah Fu, who was screaming the terrifying "daughter-in-law" in his mouth, was the ugly monster Liu Xiaye, in Jishengtang, he had already gone away coldly to save Hexiu, and he would not appear again! Between life and death, her mind was blank, and her heart was full of Ah Fu, but it was just a call of love: Ah Fu, Liu Xiaye, I can't be your daughter-in-law!
Suddenly, the body tightened, a chill hit the body, as if being hugged by someone, and escaped from the clutches of the demon like a lightning flash, and there was a burst of joy in my heart, could it be that Ah Fu had appeared? That person was not in the black mist, his body was as fast as lightning, and the smell came from him, with a fishy smell of slaughter, obviously not Ah Fu!
There was a loud bang behind him, and the square was dusted, and several thatched huts were moved to the ground! The figure of that man was so strange, and the smell he came out was full of the blood of wild beasts, full of magnetic temptation!
.........
The dust stopped in the ruins, and Liu Xia Ye looked at the Demon Descending Palm Seal in surprise: "Could it be that the old strange broke through the realm of immortals and was hunted down and killed by the Heavenly Court?
Liu Xia Ye patted the dust: "Go to the white plough!" and the dust ran towards the handful of white-haired woods on the hill. Liu Xia Ye turned around in the east and west of the white plough forest, tossed for a long time, and disappeared into a cloud of white mist: "Old and weird, are you dead? Get out to see your old friend if you don't die!"
The willow leaves sighed while walking down a golden tunnel, and at the end of the hole actually passed out, facing an endless blue sea.
Sha Tuo reclined on a rocking immortal chair, next to a few pots and cups, drinking alone, watching the sea and listening to the tide, seeing the willow leaves, taking a sip of wine, and not looking at him: "I wasn't dead yet, but when I saw you, I was all dead!"
Liu Xia Ye sat down cross-legged, and when he saw that there was no cup, he directly picked up the little fairy pot and blew a few mouthfuls on his mouth, and was taken back by Sha Tuo: "Do you think you drink water? If you have something to say, let it go!"
Liu Xia Ye stepped forward: "Borrow your rebirth mirror and use it, and help me find someone: Xuanxuan Muscle in the Next World!"
"What?" Sha Tuo screamed in fright, got up with a grunt, and roared angrily: "Don't you still think it's enough for me? A thousand years ago, I helped you find the Heavenly Court Lost Pavilion, and I hid for a thousand years, did you want my life this time, get out, get out, get out!"
Xia Ye's face suddenly turned ruthless: "Obediently lend it to me, it is a favor, if you don't borrow it, you have to borrow it, you are an underground warehouse, spirit spear, shooting arrows, broken spirit thunder, no phase shield, ten thousand eyes...... That's not a thing against the sky, aren't you afraid that I'll go out?"
Sha Tuo cried with a sad face, sat down fiercely, and drank the wine in his glass: "It's bad luck for me to know you, I owe you a debt for eight lifetimes, and I will pay it back for a lifetime." Every time I see you, there must be nothing good, if you don't die, you have to shed your skin, I knew that I should have changed the formation!" Xia Ye patted him on the shoulder, and said with a grin: "Between heaven and earth, the person who can catch you, a scholar who is a scholar of the heavens, has not yet been born!"
Tongtian Bo Bachelor's blue eyes rolled a few times: "Gotta have it, don't slap at me, how can I change my appearance, how can I change places, which time are you not a catch!" said as he removed his thick eyebrows, removed the iron wire beard, slapped his hands towards his temples, two jade pieces jumped out of his eyes, and he reached out to remove the yellow wax skin on the top of his head.
The appearance of Kushatuo turned out to be a well-educated Confucian!