Chapter 0002 The police flower tastes so good
Updated: 2012-12-23
The brown-haired young man looked at Yi Tianhao with a frightened face, covered his bleeding nose, and said again and again: "You're right, you're right, but I really don't have that much money on me, we are all bitter children, there are old and young in the family, and the family hasn't eaten meat for many days, and lives on bud rice noodles every day, big brother, you pity and pity us." ”
"Oh? Old and young? Yi Tianhao's eyes were fixed on the brown-haired young man's words, and he asked curiously, "Do you have that thing?" In this way, take off your pants and let your buddy check for you, if it grows, then the buddy will charge you less than 20,000 yuan, if it is not long, it can only be said that you are old, there is no way to prove that you are young, and directly take out 30,000 yuan for me. ”
The other people who were knocked down by Yi Tianhao didn't have time to stand up, and when they heard Yi Tianhao's words, their legs were weak, and they were so frightened that they fell directly to the ground again, lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, praying in their hearts that Yi Tianhao would not go to them to talk about small problems.
The brown-haired young man's face was blue and purple, his hands were tightly covering his crotch, and he smiled bitterly: "Big brother, look at this big court, there are so many people passing by, this is not good." ”
Yi Tianhao looked up, and at this time, there were really many people who stopped to watch the excitement, but this kind of fighting, when they were watching, they didn't dare to stand too close, for fear of harming the pond fish, they all stood far away, and some people also looked at it while walking.
Yi Tianhao grinned and said, "What are you afraid of, I'm not shy, you're embarrassed?" Don't you hear that the bare feet are not hooligans, and whoever looks at them is a hooligan? Hurry up and take it off. ”
"Big brother, I really can't take it off."
Seeing the brown-haired young man's mother-in-law, Yi Tianhao was a little displeased: "Then give me 30,000 yuan." ”
"30,000 yuan is really nothing!"
Yi Tianhao was a little angry: "I don't have any money, and I refuse to take off my pants." Then let me beat you up and only charge you 10,000 yuan. ”
The brown-haired young man looked at Yi Tianhao with a sad face, and said resignedly: "There are no 10,000 yuan or 10,000 yuan!" ”
"Holy shit, you're kidding me, aren't you? Your watch should be worth a lot of money, take it off for me. By the way, and the gold chain around your neck, and the few of you don't play dead, take off all the valuable things on your body for me, what are you hiding, the ring is for me, who told you to hide it. Also, take out your wallet for me, turn it out for me in your pocket, and I'll see if you have anything and whether it's clean. Good boy, the phone is still hidden, and the phone is also delivered. ”
Yi Tianhao looted all their wallets, gold necklaces, gold rings, mobile phones and other valuable items, and there were about 2,000 yuan in the wallet, plus other gold and silver jewelry and mobile phones, the total value was almost less than 20,000 yuan.
Yi Tianhao took the money out of the wallet, threw the wallet back to them, and then took out a convenient bag from his body as if by magic, and packed it all up, these people originally intended to trouble Yi Tianhao, and wanted to blackmail Yi Tianhao for a little money, but now they were swept away by Yi Tianhao, one by one wanted to cry without tears, Yi Tianhao looked at their appearance, kindly took out five yuan from the wallet, threw it to them, and said with a kind face: "Brother Hao, I am also a good person, You can save the five dollars for a while, and if it's not enough, you can take the bus instead. If it's okay, I'll go first. ”
Where do these people dare to say that there is something to do, not only do they dare not say it, but they also have to receive the five yuan in their hands with a grateful face, Yi Tianhao turned around and was just about to leave, when he heard a voice behind him, but this voice was a woman's voice, Yi Tianhao did not turn around, and his heart began to analyze according to this voice, and the analysis results made Yi Tianhao's heart excited.
Analysis shows that this woman should be a woman with perfect body proportions, and it can be heard from the voice that this woman is not very old, she should also be in her early twenties, and she still belongs to that kind of cold beauty.
Cold beauty, it sounds very challenging, oh, as a good agent, although I am not an agent now, but as a good agent, I have always been so happy with this kind of challenging work.
Yi Tianhao turned around, raised his eyes, and was amazed in his heart, it was actually a police flower, and the beauty of the other party was even above Yi Tianhao's imagination, with an angel's face, a delicate tall figure, and wearing a police uniform, which has a unique charm, if the feeling given by the student girl just now is charming, then this cold beauty gives people the feeling of cold, if the student girl's pair of seductive big eyes blink casually is enough to make people feel incomparably **, then this police flower's pair of slender legs, The same makes people want to bow down under the pomegranate skirt.
Yi Tianhao grinned and said, "Sister Police Flower, is there something wrong with me?" Actually, I just came from the airport and haven't had lunch yet, so why don't we find a restaurant with a romantic atmosphere to have lunch? ”
The policewoman strode over, looked at the gangsters who were staggering on the ground, and finally looked at Yi Tianhao and asked, "You did it all?" ”
Yi Tianhao smiled: "No, no, we just had a friendly exchange." I don't believe in the police flower sister and ask them. ”
The policewoman frowned slightly, looking at Yi Tianhao's hippie smiling face, a trace of disgust flashed in her eyes, and she said coldly: "I'm not your police sister, I have my own name, my name is Li Wenting, you can call me Officer Li." ”
Yi Tianhao laughed and said: "Then I'll call you Tingting, sister Tingting, you can ask them, we are definitely just talking." ”
Li Wenting glared at Yi Tianhao coldly, the disgust in her eyes became more and more intense, and then looked at the little gangsters, these little gangsters were tortured by Yi Tianhao, where did anyone dare to tell the truth, hurriedly flattered what Yi Tianhao just said, all said that they were fighting, although the policewoman was suspicious in her heart, but she said so, she couldn't do anything, just turned her head to look at Yi Tianhao, but found that Yi Tianhao looked proud, and suddenly felt angry, and said angrily: "Anyway, I see that you are a ruffian." , the mouth is oily and smooth, and when you see a woman, you want to flirt, and you must not be a good person. You, and a few of you, all come with me. What are you doing on the ground? Don't pretend like I'm hurt and roll up for my aunt and grandmother. ”
Holy shit, such a hot temper? I like it though. Alas, I just saw the student girl who hooked the soul, and at this time I met this beautiful cold beauty, God is really good to me, and I am really happy as an ordinary person, and I really resigned from this position.
According to Yi Tianhao's strength, where does this Li Wenting have the ability to take him away, but at this time, Yi Tianhao couldn't wait to have a lot of contact with Li Wenting, so he didn't resist, and obediently walked with Li Wenting, those little gangsters saw that Yi Tianhao was so obedient, they naturally didn't dare to resist, they were all honest, Li Wenting saw that they were all so obedient, so she snorted proudly, thinking that they were all afraid of themselves, so they should lead the way first and walk in the direction of the police station.
Yi Tianhao walked behind, looked at Li Wenting's beautiful back, and shouted, "Hey, Tingting." ”
Li Wenting turned around angrily and glared at Yi Tianhao: "Call me Officer Li." ”
"Haha, it doesn't matter. Tingting, have you ever attended a police academy? You just walk in front and lead the way, what if a few of us are bad guys and sneak up directly behind you? ”
Yi Tianhao's question was very sharp, Li Wenting has indeed just worked, although she has learned a lot of things in the police academy, it does not mean that she can always apply what she has learned, what she can really learn and apply is some fighting methods, these can be used directly, as for the rest, it is necessary to rely on experience to accumulate slowly.
Hearing Yi Tianhao say this, Li Wenting's face suddenly turned red, and she said with some shame: "What does it have to do with you?" Just a few of you still want to run? You can't get far before your aunt and grandmother can get you back again. You want to sneak up on me? Just a few of you don't have that ability. Without further ado, the public security bureau is ahead, be careful. ”
Yi Tianhao grinned and said: "If you are not careful, you should go in, don't you still have to go in!" Oh, it turns out that Sister Tingting works at the Public Security Bureau here, that's good, Sister Tingting, if there's nothing to do in the future, I'll come here to date you, what do you think? ”
Li Wenting's heart jumped, and she said angrily: "Who said that I was going to date you?" You're not one of mine. ”
"Now that you and I have just met, of course I am not your person anymore, and it may not be necessary in the future. Sister Tingting, I've grown up so big, I've soaked in the daughter of the underworld leader, and I've also soaked in the daughters of some foreign kings, but I've never soaked in police flowers. This is the first time in my life, Sister Tingting, I just glanced at you, and I realized that I already liked it, you should be my girlfriend. Don't worry, even if I marry a few more wives in the future, I will love you unswervingly, and my love for you will definitely not be less. ”
Those little gangsters were originally afraid and hated Yi Tianhao in their hearts, but they couldn't help but admire it at this time, and now they fell into the hands of the police flower, and they actually said that they wanted to soak others, and not only did they want to soak, but they even said that they would let them be one of their wives, can they be so tough?
Li Wenting secretly cursed a few stinky hooligans in her heart, stinky perverts, wait a while to enter the police station, see if you are still not so arrogant.
Yi Tianhao didn't care what Li Wenting was thinking in his heart, he ran to Li Wenting's side, walked side by side with Li Wenting, and asked with a smile: "Sister Tingting, when you become my girlfriend in the future, you don't need you to help me with laundry and cooking, just take the time to help me press the massage, I like women to massage me, those slippery little hands." ”
Yi Tianhao was talking, Li Wenting was completely unbearable, a punch towards Yi Tianhao, her punch was very unexpected, even very fast, she had tried many times in the police station before, ordinary people can't avoid this kind of sudden attack, but Yi Tianhao is only slightly on the side of the body, her pink little fist is directly against Yi Tianhao's body and hit the air, and before the fist can be withdrawn, it was grabbed by Yi Tianhao.
"Hehe, it's good to be intimate when no one is in the future, now in public, why bother, although I am also a man, I will actually be shy." Yi Tianhao grabbed Li Wenting's arm and took it lightly, Li Wenting immediately threw herself into her arms, the faces of the two people were close to their faces, their lips came together directly, and they came to a gorgeous kiss.
Oh, it turns out that this is the smell of police flowers, so fragrant.