Chapter 56: Water War (10,000 words)
"Hey, old man, how do you open the gossip furnace? Kindness? When I turned around, Taishang Laojun was smiling proudly at the moment, "Old man, are you stupid?" Laugh at something, help me open the gossip furnace, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless, it's a pity that the treasure of the gossip furnace is broken. ”
The ruthless tree, the ruthless tree that I witnessed with the nine heavens of love is in front, although my heart hesitates, but the steps do not hesitate, thinking back to the way it was back then, and holding my hand on the trunk.
"If you don't change your name or not, your name is Chen Chen, and my wife Zhang Yanting is the Nine Heavens Xuannu in your gossip furnace."
When you first ascend to the realm, you enter heaven at first. The golden light is rolling red, and the rui qi is spraying purple mist, but how can I be in the mood to appreciate it, and I am looking for Taishang Laojun's Danfang according to my memory.
"Kao, what do you want me to do? This doesn't work, that doesn't work, is there a workable way? ”
A phone call from my mother called me home, my grandfather's birthday was the thirteenth day of the first month, my grandfather's birthday was the fourteenth birthday of the first month, and my life was full of coincidences. In the past, because of my grandfather's relationship, I went to my grandfather's house on the tenth day of the first month every time, and hurried back after my grandfather's birthday.
The ruthless tree actually spoke, which startled me, but this kind of psychic thing, what is surprising about being able to speak, but it is really that kind of ruthless thing, "How can it be so simple, is there any way to merge the two worlds?" ”
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Taishang Laojun threw out a golden ring as he spoke, pointing directly at the dragon's head, I reached out and said with a smile, "Old man, out of respect for the elder, I tolerated all the disrespect you had for me, but how could I throw things around, and I also wanted to hurt national treasure-level animals, I want to sue you for mutilating national treasures and betraying you for life imprisonment." ”
"Shanshan, you wait for me, I have something to do." That's what I left for Sansan.
There was no space, but endless memories came from the Ruthless Tree, including Lady Maggie. The lock of time and space is the entrance to another world, and I broke through time and space in front of the lock of time and space because of a thought, and it was divided into two. One stayed here, the other went to another world.
"What? That demon girl, you actually married that demon girl, you wait, can we talk about it. ”
"No, because there are a lot of people in another world who are stronger than you, so you can't control that world."
"You have already practiced the sixth layer of the Shennong Heart Sutra, and you can completely recreate the lock of time and space, if you want to return to this world, you can directly pass the lock of time and space." The Temporal Locks sent me the words that came to me when I returned to the world.
"Hmph, I don't know what to do, I don't know if I'm in the place of death, it's a sigh, it's a sigh, I saw that you have excellent qualifications for cultivating immortals, and you're ready to give some advice, but you still have this kind of heart to reincarnate, otherwise you will definitely cause trouble in the Three Realms in the future."
"Old man, go dream."
"Oh no, someone's making a big fuss about the sky."
Taishang Laojun hesitated for a moment and said, "I don't know whether I am dead or alive, look at my three flavors of true fire." ”
"What's going on, why is it so noisy outside?" A kind-eyed old man came out and asked, and when I saw the dragon, I was surprised and asked, "Who are you a demon, how dare you do this?" ”
turned into a gust of breeze and rushed back to City C, and told my parents to gather at my grandfather's house, but I couldn't help but just want to see Zhang Yanting. I know from Sansa that she has come back to life, but why didn't she come to me when she came back to life? Are you still angry with me?
I stayed there for another day, and there was always a voice in my heart that spoke, and I had to use the Shennong Heart Sutra many times, hey, what's wrong with me? Could it be that the progress is rapid, the skill is rapidly improving, and the cultivation has not been able to keep up? But from the fifth day of the first month directly to the eleventh day of the first month, I still have some difficulty in recognizing this.
After I broke through time and space, I carelessly broke through time and space, returned here, and occupied Chen Chen's body, which was originally here, and his soul was also devoured by me.
A powerful aura came, I didn't have time to avoid it, and I picked up the sixth layer of the Shennong Heart Sutra, and at the moment when the thing was about to be destroyed, I saw that it was originally a golden dragon, and a strong belief was transmitted into its brain, and then tamed it, rode it, and asked him to lead the way for me.
It's just that Yanting is okay, how did she come out, could it be that there are other exits in the Shennong Realm, her heart moved at will, and she turned around and flew to the southwest.
"Hey, is there anyone in this world who is stronger than me?"
The Ruthless Tree won't lie to me, I can be sure of that, so how do I get back? Turning around and looking around, I was at a loss, how should I go, I swallowed the dust of this world, what should they do if I leave Shulan?
"You~you~." Under the pressure of momentum, Taishang Laojun couldn't help but be blocked by his words, and was forced to retreat constantly, and it took a long time to ask, "Who is your wife?" Who are you? ”
The information is gone here, and when I see that, I have nothing but a cold sweat on my body, what's going on?
It's just that I have a sense of leaving, but my body doesn't want to leave, and I look at Zhang Yanting in the bedroom and slowly retreat. At this moment, Yanting is holding a big stupid bear and reading a book, with words in her mouth, and her expression is quiet, she should be very satisfied with her current life.
The gossip furnace was broken, and a bundle of broken souls overflowed, so I hurriedly put it away.
Although I felt uneasy, but after seeing the gossip furnace, I couldn't care about anything else, and stepped into the Danfang with one foot, I didn't think he was cheating, and my self-confidence was so inflated that I was so frightened that I could trample to death the three Qing and four emperors with one foot.
When he arrived at Nantianmen first, he was led by the King of Growth, Pang, Liu, Gou, Bi, Deng, Xin, Zhang, and Tao, all the way to Tianding, guns, swords, and halberds, blocking Tianmen, and refusing to let them in. I didn't know that they would, so I broke through directly, and all those magic weapons and sharp weapons came to naught, and when they were in a panic, I had already broken into the Nantianmen.
"Chok" raised the demon blade and slashed down, at this moment I turned my head to look at Taishang Laojun and said, "Old man, are you really not distressed?" If you don't feel sorry for me, you can cut it down, and the consequences will not be counted. ”
"Hmph, believe it or not, if I shake it, you'll be gone?" The Ruthless Tree said contemptuously.
"You demon to death, you dare to break the old man's gossip furnace."
The Ruthless Tree sent me scenes after scenes, and Zhang Yanting here was not the Nine Heavens I was looking for. The Jiutian I am looking for is still in another world at the moment, and the master of the Shennong Realm is sitting next to Jiutian and worrying and anxious, because Jiutian is now in a state of leaving his soul and is not awake. In another place, there is a big Dan furnace, Jiutian in the Dan furnace is struggling, and there is an old man in a Taoist robe sitting outside, and my intuition tells me that this old man is Taishang Laojun, and that Dan furnace is the gossip furnace.
Heavenly court immediately jumped chickens and dogs, people turned over on their backs, and it was a mess.
"Damn, you bastard, you know to force me, can't I go?"
"Hello, Laojun, I'm here to pick up my lady home." Without waiting for him to reply, I rode the dragon and went straight in, directly ignoring the magic weapons thrown at me by Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun saw that I couldn't live in the fence, hurriedly blocked in front of me, pointed at the dragon and scolded, "You brute, how can you enter my Tushi Heavenly Palace." ”
"Old man, is that all you have to do? Look at how your grandfather and I smash your Tushi Heavenly Palace and spank your ass. ”
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Taishang Laojun looked at the demon blade, his eyes shone with greed, Tian Tian lips and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, please come in." ”
"Ruthless, can you tell me what to do?"
I returned to my world, merged with the clone, and rushed to the sky in one go.
Ruthless didn't speak, but once again there was a set of pictures, the nine days in the Dan furnace were gradually sucked by the heart of the furnace, and they were about to disappear.
"Hugh has to delay time and get out of the way quickly, otherwise I'm not welcome, Lao Tzu, and there is a limit to patience." After saying that, I sacrificed my demon blade, "Don't force me. ”
After Taishang Laojun finished speaking, the gossip furnace disappeared, and then the entire Danfang was like a steamer, dying of heat, but this temperature could not harm me.
"It's easy to stay and choose one."
Standing above Zhang Yanting's house, Zhang Yanting's house is empty, where is there anyone? The house was obviously tidy up, and her parents must be very sad.
A beautiful figure appeared at the door of Zhang Yanting's bedroom, my eyes were moist, I wiped my eyes, it was indeed Zhang Yanting, but why didn't she forgive me? Jiutian's words are still in my ears, and the original enthusiasm slowly fades, hey, let's go to celebrate my grandfather's birthday first.
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