After Lin Ze finished registering, he went straight to the boys' apartment. It is no different from the girls' apartment, a standard quadruple room. Four beds with a desk and wardrobe underneath. At the end is the toilet and washstand, the area is not large, but the buddies who left last session were quite kind, and they didn't throw a few slimy unknown condoms in dark corners such as the wardrobe under the bed to affect the room.

Lay out the sheets, put the toiletries on the sink, and bring a chair to the balcony to puff smoke rings and enjoy the view.

What a familiar picture this is, just like when he was on the purple gold flower, Lin Ze also sat on the balcony smoking in such a posture, and then was caught by the beautiful Xia Shuzhu, and fiercely teased the beautiful head teacher of the new official who took office with three fires.

In a trance, it was a year ago.

Perhaps in the eyes of some literary and artistic young people who are sad and sad for the sake of new words, this is destined to be another small poem that can be written by anyone. But Lin Ze not only didn't have this kind of awareness, but felt that the time was really fucking long, tepid, not impatient.

In previous years, I always lived a boring and monotonous life day after day, and a year passed in the blink of an eye, and there was not much worth recalling and brewing experience. But this year is different, if you really have to count it down, it may take three days and three nights.

made his first girlfriend Xia Shuzhu. and successfully completed a home run. played with Chen Ling, a strong woman who has been immersed in the dye vat society for several years, and it seems that she doesn't need to be responsible for 419. Before leaving, the woman only let go of her arrogance that if she could make a fortune, she would take the initiative to come back and take responsibility for tonight's affairs. As for the rest, she didn't mention anything.

There are too many things worth remembering, and after smoking a cigarette, he was so sad that he took away the first kiss of the eldest lady of the Han family.

Before he could light a second cigarette, two boys hooked up and went into the apartment.

Lin Ze glanced at it and said in his heart: "Aren't these two just animals who have lived with Lao Tzu for four years?" It's too domineering, isn't it? ”

One of them is burly and huge, with a haircut that is a few points shorter than an inch, and a pair of eyebrows rob him of the spirit of his entire face, which is more crayon Xiaoxin than a crayon, and even if he blinks an eye, those eyebrows will jump up and down, which is very exciting.

The other is a little shorter than this burly iron man, not to mention the domineering of many iron towers, but he is quite strong, this animal is not very handsome and extraordinary, but there is a touch of obscene luster between his eyebrows from time to time. It makes women wary, and men smell the same.

Of course, what attracted Lin Ze was not his inadvertent and indecent expression, but the pair of flat shoes that were obviously one size smaller under his feet. At this moment, the sneaker was overwhelmed with a shriveled heel to express its dire situation. But the animal had no pity, and trampled on the sneakers that were destined not to last next week with the disordered pace.

"Dude, a dorm?" Lin Ze, who was on the edge of the terrace with a strong man, threw a Hongta Mountain and threw his luggage onto a vacant big bed.

Just using his left hand to carry the lockbox that weighed dozens of pounds, Lin Ze squinted his eyes and smiled: "Well, my name is Lin Ze." "Heart." Yan Yuan is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Even this kind of big man who looks like a few heavy wanted criminals on the bulletin board every once in a while also exists, which is really not to be underestimated. ”

"My name is Cui Mao. Brother friends like to call me eyebrows. As for why there is this nickname. The strong man of the tower danced an eyebrow dance and smiled innocently. You know. ”

When Lin Ze saw this treacherous picture, his back was cold.

Changing to an animal in the image of a funny clown to play eyebrow dance, he is not at all unusual. But at this moment, the person who showed his talent in front of him was not a tram idiot who was spurned like a rat crossing the street, but a giant man who said that he had just been released from prison and no one doubted it, can he not be creepy? Although the crayon Xiaoxin looks out of place, he hasn't grown into a labor prisoner, right?

After taking the cigarette, Lin Ze lit it by himself, and he didn't run up to make friends with them enthusiastically, but just took two sips of a cup of freshly brewed Pu'er. Smoking with a flat expression.

The two saw that the first man who entered the house was not a very enthusiastic and outwardly master, but they also made the bed and packed up their equipment without incident, and a quarter of an hour later, the animal, nicknamed Eyebrow, sat down on a chair, threw a cigarette into his mouth with his legs, and lit it with a click.

But in Lin Ze's eyes, there was another shock.

This guy really didn't go to the wrong school?

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a fierce beast with a total score of 755 in the college entrance examination and can pass 655 - is God really unfair to give him a fierce and domineering tiger body and a heart as thin as dust?

Without waiting for Lin Ze to get up and pour water, the other one finished packing his luggage, and Li Bao, nicknamed Bao, rushed over first, with an obscene look between his eyebrows, and asked in a low voice: "Young man, do you want to do it?" ”

"Huh?" Lin Ze was stunned and didn't react for a while.

"Ahem-" Baozi cleared his throat and said with a serious expression. "Do you want to do it?"

"Grass, you uncle!" Lin Ze, who came back to his senses, scolded with a smile. "Do you think I have this tendency?"

"Every man thinks that he likes a woman before he meets the true son of his life. You're not the first person to ask me that question. It is also not destined to be the last. Baozi threw a cigarette into his mouth and smoked according to the vicissitudes of the ladder. There is quite a bit of a high and cold posture that is both high and low.

Get.

When he saw the two roommates, Lin Ze found that these two people were not ordinary people. A burly and rough mighty iron man loves to sell cute, and a lewd and lowly animal loves to do it. And what about the third?

The three of them got together and smoked a cigarette and introduced themselves to each other in detail. Baozi and Meimei are high school classmates, and they belong to buddies who can't play together, and they were admitted to Yan University together. It took a long time to get there by train from the northeast.

In fact, when Lin Ze listened to Baozi introduce the high school careers of the two of them, he suspected that Baozi's lover was actually eyebrows, and he was still attacking, and his appearance was strong, and his heart might be soft eyebrows.

Thinking of this, Lin Ze couldn't help but get goosebumps again. I rubbed my arms and warmed up...

The third roommate was late when the three of them decided to go downstairs for lunch together.

A Sven glasses man. Wearing a white shirt, he looks righteous and awe-inspiring. As soon as he entered the door, he nodded and smiled at the three of them, took out a pack of cigarettes with some wrinkles in the cigarette box from his pocket, and handed one out of each one. Finally, he put the cigarette case in his pocket and didn't smoke it.

"My name is Yao Shi, please take care of me in the future." Yao Shi seems to have a very low posture, but in fact, he is neither humble nor humble, and his plain temperament is a little different from his rather outdated and old-fashioned otaku appearance.

Lin Ze didn't think about the interest of the three roommates' mental character, anyway, he would understand it after slowly contacting it. You don't need to find a way to find a way to get to the bottom as soon as you meet.

The three of them waited for Yao Shi for a while, and this guy was also nimble, and in just five minutes, he made up the bed and writing desk, and Baozi set up the washing tools for Yao Shi with a little courtesy.

Lin Ze walked forward with his eyebrows, and Yao Shi was grabbed by the most active bun of the four, bowing his head and whispering something.

Lin Ze, who has been in contact for more than half an hour, can guess with his ass that this guy is talking about highly suggestive words similar to "whether a teenager is engaged in a base" and "I am quite accomplished in famous songs and backyard songs, and I have time to discuss them together". As for whether Yao Shi would be blind and be a good friend with him who was interested in a pair of concubines, Lin Ze didn't think deeply, but just shuddered and touched the buttocks that were faintly hot and swelling in his heart, and complained in his stomach: "Uncle grass!" ”

Men are different from women, and men are the same as women.

Men who have drunk, smoked, smoked, and prostituted chickens could easily form revolutionary friendships. Women may be praised by the other party, "You are dressed so beautifully", "Where are you doing your nails", "Where did you buy your bag", and a deep relationship between sisters and Taoists will be established.

The difference is that after a man establishes a friendship, as long as he does not seduce his second sister-in-law and stab him in the back, he will basically not bankrupt this friendship that will gradually deepen over time.

But women may be wary of each other because of a compliment from a boy they have a crush on.

So I didn't eat in the school cafeteria for several years, but went to the restaurant outside the school to drink.

Freshman. A very delicate stage. Get out of the simple and clean life like an ivory tower and enter this campus known as a small society. What I learned was very little in textbooks, and most of it was how to deal with interpersonal relationships, and how to strengthen my originally weak eloquence and ability to act.

The growing socially accepted notion that graduation equals unemployment guides contemporary college students, forcing them to carefully absorb knowledge and experience in this otherwise stress-free amusement park. I hope that I will not have the embarrassing situation of being unemployed after graduation.

"Here, a toast." Baozi raised a glass and saluted his three good friends.

"Good friends, let's go together." Lin Ze said with a smile.

"Let's go!" The four shouted.

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