Chapter 569: Huo Sisi's Skill
readx; "Nuwa Mends the Sky**" clearly records: In history, there have been many women who have "collected yang and supplemented yin" this kung fu, the most powerful is the Han Dynasty Zhao Feiyan and Zhao Hede, the two sisters have taken this kung fu to the extreme, especially Zhao Hede, who actually let the emperor die in **!
It is said that Zhao Hede is the first person in the ages to bring both seduction and yang and yin replenishment to the highest level, and her genital suction is amazing, and she can make Emperor Han Cheng incomparably ** every time. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
In order to improve his combat effectiveness, Zhao Hede asked Emperor Han Cheng to take aphrodisiacs, and once made the emperor overdose on ten aphrodisiacs, the two of them turned the phoenix upside down, Emperor Han Cheng was extremely powerful, Zhao Hede also exerted his skills to the extreme, and finally accidentally overpowered, and directly sucked the emperor to death!
When Huo Sisi saw this fragrant allusion introduced in the book, he couldn't help but blush, and his heart was fascinated, the skill of collecting yang and replenishing yin was really strong, and even the emperor was played to death.
"Shen Yi, can you compare with the emperor? Sooner or later, I will kill you! Huo Sisi's confidence increased greatly and he decided to test his best results during this time.
How to check it? Looking for a man to do that kind of thing?
Huo Sisi immediately rejected this idea, because she didn't want those stinky men to touch her body, her body was only touched by Shen Yi, this was already a great shame, how could she find abuse again?
Of course, the final revenge is still to have a relationship with her through **Shen Yi, and the ending is that she used the Yang Harvesting Technique to squeeze out Shen Yi's essence and blood, and let him die in **, so the police can't find evidence of her murder, and can only determine that Shen Yi died of a sudden illness, which is called killing invisibly!
Therefore, Huo Sisi wants to verify whether her suction power is enough to suck the man to death.
What can you do to verify it? You have to use tools!
After thinking about it again, Huo Sisi decided to use the tools used by the woman ** to test the power of the "artifact" below him.
What tools do you use? Go to a sex toy store to buy it?
Huo Sisi quickly rejected the idea, she really couldn't accept it and couldn't afford to lose that person when she went there to buy that disgusting thing!
It seems that we have to use local materials! With cucumbers? No, that thing has too many thorns, don't hurt your delicate baby!
After thinking about it, Huo Sisi found the most ideal inspection tool - ham sausage! Because after the skin of the ham sausage is peeled off, the inside is relatively smooth, and it is made of meat, much like the man's thing.
So, she immediately found a thick and long ham sausage, peeled off the wrapping skin, and her eyes couldn't help but burst into flames, the more she looked at it, the more she felt that this thing was like the villain that Shen Yi had scooped her all night!
"Shen Yi, you go to die!" Huo Sisi started to **, first took off the pair of black boots she often wears, and then took off her short skirt and black stockings, revealing the black lace edge ** inside.
Immediately afterward, she blushed and gritted her teeth ruthlessly, and ripped off the ** again, revealing the cute big abalone below.
Then, Huo Sisi slowly stuffed the thick and long ham sausage into the "fish mouth", and in order to test how strong her suction was, she only stuffed a quarter.
A wonderful sensation of refreshing tingling and itching instantly came up from below, making her delicate body tremble.
Let's go! Huo Sisi reluctantly endured the throbbing in his heart, and began to exercise below, mainly through rapid and violent contraction, emitting a powerful suction.
One, two, three! Sup!
Brush the ground as soon as possible, and the ham sausage will be sucked in by the roots!
Oops—Huo Sisi snorted, feeling as if the ham sausage was about to reach her womb, and a painful and refreshing feeling almost made her almost fly.
What made her even more excited was that her magic skills had finally been practiced, such a powerful suction, let alone absorbing the essence of a man, as long as she used her strength, she could uproot the man's thing!
"The book is right, it's amazing! Shen Yi, just wait for death! Huo Sisi thought triumphantly.
But then there is a problem, how to pull the ham sausage out from underneath? The book only introduces the method of sucking sperm, but not how to spit it out!
Huo Sisi turned over the cheats book, and he couldn't find a way to release the suction, so it seemed that he had to do it himself!
She had no choice but to lean over, grab one end of the ham sausage with her hand, and start pulling it out......
However, when I was halfway pulled out, the cup was gone!
After all, ham sausage is a relatively fragile thing, so it can't help Huo Sisi toss so much, she was dragged by her, and it was immediately broken into two pieces from the middle, and half of it was directly stuffed into her ** artifact, how can this be pulled?
Huo Sisi tried several times, but failed, and instead of pulling out the remaining half of the ham sausage, he pushed it into it for a distance, and the water gurgled out in streams.
She was so anxious that her face was sweating, but the more anxious she was, the more she couldn't pull it out.
What should I do? Going to the hospital to find a doctor? Huo Sisi would rather die than go to the hospital, this is simply too embarrassing! I can only figure it out on my own! Suddenly, she had an idea and asked Baidu about something! Anyway, now that the Internet is all virtual, you can ask anything, and no one will know who she is.
So Huo Sisi immediately turned on the computer and went to Baidu to search for her own problems, but she found that there were really people on the Internet who were just as brain-dead as her to get ham sausages into that place.
After some searching, there was a very professional answer that made Huo Sisi suddenly enlightened, that answer was that after using the pubic dilator to expand, the ham sausage could be pulled out with tweezers.
As long as you can get a pubic dilator, you can solve this problem.
But how do you get this thing? I have to go to the hospital! It's a tool used to check for gynecological diseases, so only hospitals have that thing.
To go to the hospital is to be embarrassed, and Huo Sisi is in trouble again......
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The wedding feast lasted from afternoon to dusk, when the sun had set and the guests had dispersed.
Shen Yi drank a lot of wine, but his mind was still very clear, and he was about to enter the cave room, although he and Xu Yayun had a relationship before, but the environment was different, it had always been sneaky in the past, but today it is just bright!
Shen Yi returned to the cave room, and saw Xu Yayun wearing a red hijab on her head, sitting motionless, quiet as water, and her beautiful and moving figure could be seen at a glance.
**According to traditional customs, there are a lot of bits and pieces, such as jujubes and chestnuts, which are called "early lizi" and "peanuts", which is even more interesting, not only giving birth to boys but also giving birth to girls, changing "tricks" to "give birth".
There is a weighing pole on the table, and the groom will use this to pick up the bride's hijab, which is called "satisfactory".
Grandma Pang Xiuxiang had already trained Shen Yi for a night last night, and now Shen Yi remembered them clearly.
He picked up the weighing pole, quietly walked up to Xu Yayun, and picked up the red hijab on top of her head.
At this time, the lighting in the house is very soft. As the saying goes, the beauty under the lamp is half contained and half dewed, and the beauty under the light is like the moon in the water and the flower in the mirror.
Xu Yayun was already born with the beauty of the country, and then she was set off by this soft light, which was even more thrilling.
Shen Yi didn't have to be a little stupid, sat beside her, and gently used her exquisite, delicate and delicate beauty**, and said softly: "Yayun, I'm really sorry, I can't give you a legal name, and marry you so secretly......"
Xu Yayun didn't wait for Shen Yi to finish speaking, and gently pressed Shen Yi's mouth with her soft jade hand, and said with a smile: "Shen Yi, don't say this, okay?" I'm willing, I'm very happy now, I don't want to ask too much, the more I want, the more unhappy I become, it's good now, I feel like I'm already the happiest woman in the world! ”
"Really? Then we both worship the flower hall, what should you call me? Shen Yi held Xu Yayun's jade hand and said with a smile.
"Husband!" Xu Yayun's pretty face quickly floated with two charming reds, which were more gorgeous than the sunset, and she buried her head in Shen Yi's arms shyly, and gently spit out these two words, which sounded beautiful and beautiful like the Nine Heavens Immortal Music.
"Wife, it's so good, let me kiss you well......" Shen Yi was excited, and began to kiss her delicate face, the soft and slippery feeling made him even more **.
Gradually, Shen Yi glued to her two delicate red lips, knocked on the silver gate, teasing her slippery lilac tongue, and Xu Yayun also warmly catered to him, causing countless ripples of happiness.
Just as the two were lingering, suddenly the voice of grandma Pang Xiuxiang came from outside the window and asked, "The bride and groom, have you eaten dumplings?" ”
"Oops, forgot about that!" Xu Yayun hurriedly separated from Shen Yi and said with a red face.
"Why don't you eat it soon?" Pang Xiuxiang urged.
Shen Yi also remembered that there was still a task that had not been completed, eating dumplings!
This dumpling is also exquisite, deliberately half-baked, and it also has the meaning of homophony.
Shen Yi hurriedly pulled Xu Yayun to sit at the table, one dumpling per person, and took a bite, not to mention that this dumpling is half-cooked, it is not cooked at all, that is, it is wrapped and rolled in a pot of boiling water and then taken out, the taste can be imagined is just like eating raw dumplings.
At this time, Pang Xiuxiang shouted outside: "Are you born or not?" ”
This is a pun, which refers to whether the dumplings are made or not, and whether the bride and groom have children.
"Raw!" "Raw!" Shen Yi and Xu Yayun replied at the same time.
"Good! It's ......" Pang Xiuxiang left contentedly after hearing this.
"Hehe, wife, let's give birth now!" Shen Yi looked at Xu Yayun and smiled.
"I hate it, who gave you a baby...... Ah......h (To be continued.) )