Chapter 319: As soon as the fat man came out, the world was shocked

Say such things to King Wentian? Father-lover plot? A girl may have a father-love plot, Ling Wenxuan is a man, how could he have a father-lover plot.

Seeing everyone's strange gaze at him, Teacher He rolled his eyes: "Hey, hey, didn't I just ask Wen Xuan if this is Wen Tianwang's phone number, what do you mean by this?" ”

Ling Wenxuan nodded. Note: Could Dad be something else?

Teacher He continued to scroll down: "Shen Changmin? Teacher He looked up, "Is it TVXQ?" ”

"Yes, we knew each other in the League of Betrayers." Ling Wenxuan said with a smile.

"Han Geng, Chen Xiang, Yuan Shaocheng, these must all be in the 'Traitors Alliance'." Teacher He continued to translate, "Huang Qingrong, Jiang Meixian, Liao Kaixing, Xu Danyang, Zhao Chunyang? Who are these? ”

"They're all from our studio." Ling Wenxuan said.

"Hey, there's a woman. Yifei, huh? Wenxuan, the people in front of him are all with a surname, why doesn't Yifei have a surname? Teacher He found this problem sharply.

Uh, Ling Wenxuan was stunned, he just kept it casually, but he didn't think about it. Now I've caught him.

"I just kept it casually." Ling Wenxuan hurriedly explained.

"Whatever you want?" Teacher He glanced at Ling Wenxuan, "Then the next ones, Taeyeon, Miss, Sunny, Meng Pani, Yuli, Hyoyeon, Xiuying, Yuna, and Busy." What's going on? It's very kind! Who is the eldest lady? Jessica? What about Monepani? Tiffany? Busy, it's Xu Xian! Wait, there's sugar candy in the back, and you really have sugar candy in store. ”

"Okay, I don't know if I don't see it, I'm scared when I see it." Xie Na sighed.

"Oh my God, there's no one in Girls' Generation that you're not familiar with? This time it's a big catch. Several phone calls are still saved like this. Prove that the relationship is quite good! "Li Weijia. He raised an eyebrow ambiguously.

"Can you explain to us what the sugar candy is? Didn't you say yesterday that you called Sugar Candy unintentionally, why is it all Sugar Candy in your address book? Could it be that you called it a long time ago, and that day in the 'League of Betrayers' was just a revelation? Nie said lightly.

"......" Ling Wenxuan wanted to cry, what did he do?

"I affirm that these are really pure friendships. They are all good friends. Ling Wenxuan raised his hand to swear. He's not afraid of thunder striking him, is Yuli Tiffany a pure friendship now?

"Alright. No more teasing you. Let me think about who to call? Teacher He continued to flip, "Huh? Hit the male first, and he'll be the one......"

Teacher He dialed the phone, Ling Wenxuan glanced at it, and laughed in his heart, it turned out to be a fat man.

Ling Wenxuan looked at everyone with a smile, the fat man's phone call, it is estimated that he will scare a bunch of people to death later.

Teacher He turned on the speakerphone, and Ling Wenxuan held the mobile phone to count the numbers. Three, two, one......

"Hey, little mosquito, I'll go, and I haven't called for half a month. Are you dead? It's only now that I'm fighting, hum, if there's something to say, hurry up. I don't have time to wait for you. I'm millions of dollars per second, don't waste my time. Hurry up and say it. What does it mean that you don't open your mouth for half a day? Did you think of my image of being wise and martial, and I was ashamed and speechless for a long time? Well. I understand, after all, there are still few people like me in the world, and it is normal for you to worship me, admire me, and fear me and not be able to open your mouth for a long time. The fat man's barrage of cannonballs stunned everyone on the field. Where did this guy come from, what a......

Teacher He didn't ease up for a long time, and it was the first time he had seen such a strange person. Won't you just answer the phone? Nag so much.

"Stop......" No matter how many times Ling Wenxuan couldn't get used to the fat man's words.

"Huh? Tell me to stop? You told me to stop what you said, don't you think Lao Tzu is talking too much? That's where it is. I wonder if you were next to me when I was a gangster, didn't you see my heroics? One person said a group, moved with affection and reason, which hooligan was not cried and cried by what I said. ”

"It's your fat body that weighs it down." Ling Wenxuan complained slightly.

"Well, force is only one aspect. The key is my eloquence. I was convinced that these hooligans had seen me walk around for so many years, and from time to time they would hand me cigarettes. See, this is eloquence. Zhuge Kongming's tongue battle group Confucianism, my tongue battle group hooligans, tsk, quite his old man's demeanor! The fat man boasted.

Looking at the group of people next to them, they all couldn't help laughing, and they didn't laugh if they wanted to. This is on the phone, or on the show, they dare not laugh even if they want to. Look at Xie Na, she has long been squatting on the ground regardless of her image, and she didn't dare to make a sound, holding her stomach with her hand and almost didn't pull it like Teacher Fan. The others were no better, even the corners of the dead face Lian Yunfei's mouth were constantly shaking, and he couldn't laugh if he wanted to.

Although Teacher He was also hilarious, he still couldn't help but smile and pointed to the question board to signal Ling Wenxuan to start. If it was said that Ling Wenxuan would be embarrassed to call other people and say this, but the object was a fat man, so he didn't have this worry at all. Because the fat man is his friend who has played since he was a child, I am afraid that he knows no less than Xiao Ningxi, and he probably knows that he is in the show. However, the corners of Ling Wenxuan's mouth curled, if the fat man knew that he had said such a thing in the "Happy Camp", would he be shy? Wouldn't it be embarrassing?

Excuse me? Ling Wenxuan thought about it for a long time, but he didn't come up with what it would be like for a fat man with as thick skin as much fat on his body.

"Ahem, fatty, it's almost there." Ling Wenxuan coughed lightly, "I have something to say to you today." ”

"What's that? Hurry up, I'll tell you brother, I'm wonderful, don't grind for me. If you have something to say, let it go if you have a fart, and get out of me if you don't fart. Suddenly, there was a ecstatic sound on the other end of the phone, Nima, the fat man actually farted at the right time at this time.

"Poof......" Everyone couldn't help it, but for the sake of the happy progress of the game, they couldn't help but smile. His face turned red one by one, where is this fat man's expression, it's too funny!

Ling Wenxuan glanced at everyone, and a group of people were going crazy, holding back laughter.

"That, I want to say that I've actually liked you for a long time......" Ling Wenxuan said it very briskly and directly, without any embarrassment at all, because he knew that the fat man was definitely going to be embarrassed. With the fat man's understanding of him, he definitely knows that he is in the show.

Sure enough, the fat man was silent for a long time, and he didn't speak for a long time.

"Little mosquito ......" the fat man's voice trembled a little, "Usually brother, I think I treat you well!" Why are you doing this to me. ”

These words made the group of people next to them laugh completely, they didn't know that the fat man had found out that Ling Wenxuan was in the show, what he said was actually that he was miserable. And the group of people next to him completely understood it as Ling Wenxuan's sentence liking him made him distressed like this.

"Shame on you! Haha......" Ling Wenxuan laughed.

"Say, which program, how high is the ratings program?" The fat man swallowed and asked.

Ling Wenxuan glanced at Teacher He: "Teacher He, he found ......"

"Little mosquito, I hate you for the rest of my life......" The fat man was about to burst into tears, and when he heard the three words of Teacher He, he didn't understand what kind of program this was.

Everyone knew that the fat man couldn't help laughing anymore when he heard it, and everyone laughed. The laughter that was held back just now broke out together, and the staff and the director team couldn't laugh. Ling Wenxuan also shook his head and laughed, the fat man showed him this wave of face.

"Fatty, we're recording 'Happy Camp'. Everyone, let me introduce you to my own good brother Qin Mo, just call him fat. Ling Wenxuan would like to introduce to you.

"Wenxuan, haha...... You're a friend, that's hilarious. "Teacher He was so happy by the fat man.

"Tongue war group hooligans, this word feels like it's going to be hot today! Haha......" Li Weijia's smile that had been held back for so long couldn't help but erupt.

"This is where it is, the first time I've heard it outside the wine table, it's so wonderful, brother." Yang Zhao also laughed.

Pan Yanru laughed so hard that she almost softened: "I also want to see a fat man who is more wise and martial than Wen Xuan." ”

The fat man coughed a few times, and said in a rough voice: "Everyone, my brother said it just now, and I am his brother." My brother was rude just now, and I will compensate you for him. He's a kind guy, but he's a bit of a braggart. Wen Xuan, what are you looking for him? It's the same as saying it to me. ”

Can it be different? It's the same person. Do you think you can't hear it if you change your voice? Everyone burst into laughter again, this fat man is so funny.

Teasing the fat man for a while before hanging up the phone. Look at the field, and still laugh non-stop letting people be there. The fat man made them laugh with one classic line after another.

"Millions per second, Wen Xuan, what does your friend do?" Teacher He asked with a smile.

Ling Wenxuan thought about it, and now the identity of the fat man seems to have changed, "It should be the author and reporter." ”

"Double identity, it's not simple!" Li Weijia teased.

"What kind of stalk is the tongue war group hooligans, I've never heard of it, it makes me laugh." Xie Na has not recovered until now.

Everyone laughed for a while before returning to the topic, Ling Wenxuan still had a female phone call that had not been called. That's the main thing!

"Wenxuan, there's a phone call." Teacher He sneered. took Ling Wenxuan's mobile phone and began to look for female calls.

"Who's better? Yifei? ”

Ling Wenxuan's heart jumped.

"No, no, no, I've played on the show before, and I'll repeat it when I come back."

Ling Wenxuan breathed a sigh of relief, he had embarrassed him before, and now he couldn't scare him to death.

"Miss? This, this is Jessica? That's it. ”

Ling Wenxuan's face darkened, and now he said to Jessica, "I'm very lonely now, can you come and accompany me?" Do you want that?

"Forget it, it feels like Sugar Candy is also good." Teacher He was entangled.

Ling Wenxuan wanted to complain, could he not be so shocked, his little heart couldn't stand it. (To be continued.) )