Xiaobai, Xiaohei, you have to take good care of yourself when I'm gone. Don't eat raw things anymore, use the method I taught you, roast the meat before eating. Then you will be like human beings. Now that you have become benevolent, you can no longer eat raw things like animals, you know? ”

Chen Pengpeng said to Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei with tears in his eyes.

"Well, the host knows! People don't cry girls, why do you cry so much, hehe. Xiaobai is the most obedient. ”

Xiaobai said mischievously to Chen Pengpeng.

"Ya, how do you look like a mother-in-law! It's long-winded, I can't stand it anymore, you really look like Sun Wukong's master, Tang Sanzang. I'll give you a ride. ”

Xiao Hei said that playing against Chen Pengpeng is a kick.

"Bump"

Look at Chen Pengpeng has already flown into the sky.

"I'll definitely be back!"

Chen Pengpeng stole the words of the gray wolf, and it was really tmd.

"Dead little black, you dare to do this to your master. Look how the old lady cleans you up today! ”

Xiao Bai saw that Chen Peng Peng was kicked away by Xiao Hei, and immediately staged a chase competition against Xiao Hei.

Chen Pengpeng saw the scene of Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei in the sky, and three black lines suddenly appeared on his forehead. Emotional men only have the share of being bullied by girls.

The kicked Chen Pengpeng is after the fall of the parabola. Suddenly, a colorful stone blasted in his direction like a bullet.

"! You stinky stone, you are really like a plague god, wherever Lao Tzu goes, you will follow. You wait for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will come back and smoke you to death! ”

When Chen Pengpeng saw the colorful stone, he immediately recognized that this stone was brought back to life by this stone after Chen Pengpeng accepted the inheritance of the mad honor.

This stone is a seven-colored divine stone, and it contains the artifact of the mad venerable-—— the mad knife. Before the madness died, the madness sealed the madness knife inside, and after finding the destined person, let him break the divine stone to get it.

However, the mad knife is an artifact, and it already has a sword soul, and it was very difficult to convince it at that time. This is a later story, how will Kenchen and his friends recover the artifact in the future, and laugh at the world's beauties, let's look down. Rattle.

Seeing that the colorful divine stone wanted to shoot by himself, Chen Pengpeng immediately tightened his mind and muttered silently in his heart.

"I'm going back"

In the blink of an eye, Chen Pengpeng was already standing where he had just begun to fall from the cliff.

"Damn, that's awesome! I didn't expect the mad old man's spell to be so powerful. His grandmother drops, it's really godly. Squirt, squirt, squirt! Lin hurts, I'm back. Wait for my revenge! ”

Chen Pengpeng barked like a crazy in the valley.

If anyone is there, they must be said, "Crazy, crazy." Why is it that the young man is so crazy? It's a pity, it's a pity. ”

Luckily, it's a valley.

"I'm a mother! This valley is so high, how can I get out? Isn't this playing with me? ”

Chen Pengpeng looked up at the cliff that could not be seen, and said in a mournful voice.

Suddenly, he slapped himself on the back of the head.

"Oh yes, it's a pig, why can't I remember? Didn't the master say that you can fly the eaves and walk the wall after practicing the first layer? ”

Chen Pengpeng jumped on the spot as if he had taken a stimulant. Sensei said how happy he was, looking at his bird-like appearance. It's like winning the lottery. I've seen pigs run, but I've never seen pigs run trees.

Looking at the cliff where there is no edge, Chen Pengpeng lucked up his true qi. The Aerial Technique quickly came to mind.

"Up!"

Chen Pengpeng shouted softly.

With that, lift your feet off the ground and spread your hands out. The whole person was suspended in the air, like an evil god, and the endless domineering spirit went straight to the sky.

"Wowhaha, Lao Tzu will fly. It's really going to fly, it's really tmd. The "Legend of Sword and Fairy" on TV Brother Hu still wants to fly with a sword, and Lao Tzu doesn't need anything, it's really amazing! No, I'm going to fly up and see how it goes. Wow quack! ”

After saying that, Chen Pengpeng's whole person flew up, leaving a series of exaggerated laughter echoing in the valley.

On the top of a hill in the suburbs, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy with only a potato leaf vine on his lower body barely covered his little bird stood there. Look at that poss, it's quite shocking, it's like a character coming out of the primeval forest. If the National Research Institute knew about it, it would definitely be caught and used as a guinea pig for research.

"Hehe, it turns out that flying feels so cool. In the future, we need to do a lot of research. Haha, I didn't expect this pose to be quite effective, quack! ”

Chen Pengpeng flew up from the valley, and also put on a superhuman pose, quite narcissistic.

"Mom, the baby is back. No one will ever bully you again. Never let you work so hard again. ”

Chen Pengpeng clenched his fists and said.

Over the impoverished village of City C, a boy in a strange costume flies in the sky. If you show it to the villagers, you think it's a fairy who has descended to earth! It was still broad daylight, but luckily no one saw it.

The young man was familiar with the road, and soon landed under a very simple house. Then he walked softly to the door and looked inside with his eyes. Seeing that there was no one inside, he got used to reaching under the crack in the door and groping for it. Only finally did he open the lock and quickly close the door.

Yes, this young man is Chen Pengpeng, Tang Qiu used to sell vegetables and came home very late. I was afraid that Chen Pengpeng didn't have the key, so I put the key under the crack in the door and told him that he wouldn't wait outside.

Chen Pengpeng, who returned to his room, saw that the room that he had been away from home for more than ten days was still so frugal and clean. Nothing has changed. Tears flowed out uncontrollably.

"Mom may have come back from selling vegetables, and she should be back in the evening. I'm dressed like this, if I show her back, don't you think I'm a vagabond? It's no wonder if you don't feel distressed to death! ”

Chen Pengpeng finished muttering, quickly took a set of clothes he usually wore from his shabby wardrobe, and rushed into the narrow toilet to take a shower.

Chen Pengpeng, who is dressed well, is used to holding a mirror and narcissistically looking at it. This light almost scared his soul out.

In the mirror, a handsome young man with fair skin has a super exaggerated expression on his face. If you show it to the girl, it is estimated that she will be so jealous that she can't wait to go up and kiss the two of them. Coupled with that handsome face, he couldn't be more handsome, he is simply the prince charming in the minds of women! It is not an exaggeration to use people to see people love, and it is not an exaggeration to see flowers and flowers.

"Is this me? Am I really getting handsome? Depend on! I dream every day that I have a Kwon Sang-woo face and body, and now my dream has really come true! ”

Chen Pengpeng happily patted his face, and he was so excited in his heart! Damn, I've never seen this person. Contempt.

"Wowhaha, beauties, wait for the puppet! I'll soak all the flowers, oh! No, it's all over the world! Quack~"

Tatsu Peng Peng laughed narcissistically.

Khan, feelings can do whatever they want if they have the ability. Ya, everyone took off a shoe and threw him to death, making him arrogant!

After everything was done, Chen Pengpeng lay on the hard bed. I thought to myself that my mother would not be back until the evening, and there was nothing to do now. remembered what happened more than ten days ago, and he accidentally became the apprentice of the madman when he jumped off the cliff, and he also got his inheritance. Then he became the owner of Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei again, and he shook his head a little dizzy without being shocked.

Suddenly, he seemed to remember something. Jumping up from the bed board, he quickly ran to the stool that had accompanied him for more than ten years. There are also neatly placed subjects he studied in high school.

"My mom, there are still ten days to take the college entrance examination, what should I do? Looks like my college dream is in ruins? I'm not reconciled! Oh my God, you're hacking me to death, forget it! I'm not alive anymore. ”

Chen Pengpeng once again sent out his ability to mourn the sky, looking like a very defeated bird! Ya, pretending to be true.

"Well, forget it! What's the use of cramming? That's all it can be. ”

Chen Pengpeng reluctantly took an English textbook from the stool and muttered to himself. I continued to lie on the bed and looked through it.

Not startled as he was engrossed in turning page after page.

I remember that no matter how hard I tried to memorize and memorize this word, I still couldn't remember it. And this time, every time he turned the page, he could remember it clearly. And some grammar can be read and understood. All this was unexpected by him, who encounters this situation and can not be frightened? But more than that, it's exciting.

"What's going on?"

The second monk of Chen Peng Peng was puzzled and muttered to himself.

A pat on the head

"I'll it! I can't imagine that the crazy old man is so awesome! This "Arrogant World" is not blown, I can't imagine that sharp. Quack, sent, sent! ”

Chen Pengpeng was so excited that he almost jumped out of bed, eager to take a brass drum and a horn and shout twice in the street. It's really a hillbilly who hasn't seen a lot of money.

After the excitement, he once again took the English textbook and read it with relish. Every page you look at is like a printer, and it comes to mind and remembers it completely. Unconsciously, half an hour passed, and the English textbook in his hand was also flipped through for him from beginning to end.

"Wowhaha, it's awesome, no, I'm going to kill all the other subjects quickly! I'm here for my college dreams, quack! ”

Like an excited sow, Chen Pengpeng jumped off the bed, jumped to the old stool, and took the rest of the mathematics, physics, chemistry and other subjects to the hardwood bed.

"Hehe, which one to read first? Let's start with the math! For mathematics, I used to look big, and it took me several hours to calculate a problem, which was not right. His grandmother drops, I don't believe in this evil. ”

Chen Pengpeng said that he would do it, and after speaking, he picked up the book and read it seriously.

This time, Chen Pengpeng turned over the entire math textbook in half an hour, and the formulas and operation methods in it can be clearly written. After reading it, his eyes were staring and his mouth was wide open. Is everything a dream? I can't believe that one day I can learn math well, think about the whiteness of the previous books. He couldn't imagine how easy it was for him to spend two or three or three hours working on a question before. A simple formula can be used to quickly figure out the answer.