Chapter 190: Big Characters, Small Stories
The big fat man who was named and named is obviously impossible to pretend to be dead anymore, and if he pretends to go, he may really die!
This big fat man, no one else, is Huang Dashao, who has just arrived in the deep sea, and the first stop is naturally to appease his lackeys, so there is a scene of drinking tea and chatting in the yard and playing with girls, and the reason why he came to the deep sea is also to Ben Gule. As Ye Lishao said, who can get their shares back from Gu Le? Only the fat man too!
Huang Dashao also felt sorry for that money, thinking about it, or to explore the way, he is also a member of the Huang family, and he does not plan to bargain with Gu Le head-on, go through the back door, find Qiao Yu, no matter what, this woman was also brought out by Emperor Huang Qing, and she is still a widow of the Huang family in reputation, she doesn't look at the face of the monk and looks at the face of the Buddha, maybe she can really say a few words in front of Gu Le, it doesn't matter whether you can get the shares back or not, as long as the ancient gods are gracious, he will be Amitabha Buddha a year. It's just that the fat man didn't expect that a loyal lackey he raised would offend this master!
He didn't care whether the Tang Dynasty man was dead or alive, the key was that he was there, and he was caught red-handed by Gu Le, it was hard to argue, and he couldn't wash it when he jumped into the Yellow River, he endured convulsions, was afraid, panicked, and got up suddenly, and then under the dumbfounded Tang Dynasty man, he panicked like a wild monkey who usurped the throne when he saw the real Monkey King, and hurriedly stepped forward, looking as natural as possible, but the sycophancy in his bones can be seen by everyone, and he said with a smile: "Gu Shao, you gods, I can meet you anywhere, it's really fate!" ”
"I don't think it's fate!" Gu Le is so good that he doesn't give face, and he still collects debts from his superiors.
Huang Dashao, who was so frightened that he was greedy for life and afraid of death, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said with a smile: "Gu Shao said that he was laughing, heh, hehehe, he was laughing!" By the way, Gu Shao is out happy, this place is good, there are many beautiful women, do you want me to introduce you to two. ”
"Huang Shao, do you want to pass it off, or do you think I'm a bully, it's really courageous! Sent someone to tease my woman, but it didn't work, and sent a bunch of thugs, what a dragon crossing the river. By the way, now I am still asking someone to point a gun at me, Huang Shao is so confident. Gu Le was cold and cold, and applied a little pressure.
Huang Dashao's cold sweat broke out again, and he looked at the Tang Dynasty man's eyes and wanted to eat people.
The confused Tang officials didn't understand why their big boss made a 180-degree turn at first, and actually took the initiative to face the killing god without fear of death, but the fat man's next flattering words made Tang Daguan understand, did he stab Da Louzi now? Could it be that this ordinary-looking young man has a background? It was so powerful that his boss who was far away from the mountains had to be polite, and the muscles on his face couldn't help but twitch violently, and he couldn't believe it. Especially at the moment when Huang Dashao's cold eyes floated, Tang Daguan almost didn't faint, but fortunately, he still had a little wit, grabbed it in one step, and snatched the 54 pistol in the hands of the four door gods in a few clicks.
The fox fake tiger power Ziqiang man, who has long been stupid, a little self-aware that he really stabbed a big hole now, and even the brother-in-law who is regarded as a big backer is so scared that the six gods have no master, and the big man who is more than a bodhisattva in his mind has to bow his head and flatter his opponent, you can imagine, what kind of fate he will face next?
"Misunderstanding, it must be a misunderstanding!" Huang Da rarely saw the gun being taken away, and denied it: "Gu Shao, this matter has nothing to do with my surname Huang, it is completely a misunderstanding!" My yellow fat man is blind no matter how blind he is, and he doesn't dare to play yin with Gu Shaoyou, this is no different from looking for death. Suicide, Gu Shao thinks I will do it? I won't hide it from you, this group of people has more or less something to do with me, but it's definitely not my idea, it's all caused by these blind dog guys, if you want to kill or scrape, Gu Shao, you don't have to do it yourself, I'll do it for them, I have to let them take off three layers of skin! ”
Gu Le didn't say anything, just sneered, and let the fat man explain in every possible way, but he didn't speak, just stared at the fat man coldly.
Huang Dashao only hated to take out his heart to show his innocence, he was really wronged, a fat man like himself who was greedy for life and afraid of death, would he provoke Gu Le, the killing god? It was better to find a pack of rat medicine and drink it yourself, but I didn't see it at all, and a few big acquaintances behind Gu Le already hated him so much.
"Yellow Fat Man, it turns out that you kid is behind the scenes!" The heavy sword has no edge, and Li Feng, who is very skillful, rushed out first, and kicked Huang Dashao's fat ass with great force, almost kicking him down without a kick, covering his ass and screaming on the spot, but this is just an appetizer, followed by Li You, the witch, who directly kicked a high heel under the fat man's step, ruthless and accurate, and the eggs were about to be kicked out.
"Li boy, Li Witch!" The fat man wanted to cry without tears.
The incident was big, and I didn't want to provoke it, but I also brought these two people out.
All of a sudden, the fat man covered his butt with one hand and his balls with the other, jumping and jumping, like a monkey!
The Tang officials on the side couldn't wait to suffer for the fat man, and they couldn't wait for their tiger body to be shocked and kill all the men and all the women! But this is just daring to think about it in his head, even the big boss has been bullied so that he has no temper, if he takes the initiative to bump into it, he doesn't have the confidence of the big boss, he has to be beaten into meat by a group of people, and he doesn't doubt it at all, as long as he moves, the first one to kill himself is the big boss, who knows the times very well as Junjie's pretending grandson, and he didn't say a word, trembling, cringinge, and just hope that this nightmare will pass soon.
Fortunately, the imposing big man did not beat the water dog, Huang Dashao knew too well in his heart that it was impossible to do a shocking feat, it was completely a trouble caused by a small wind and rain in the bar, and Gu Le had a good impression of Huang Dashao, and there was not much loss, so he didn't have to kill them all, he turned around and left after dropping a sentence, and Li You and Li Feng, who beat Huang Fatty, were also relieved, and followed behind Gu Le, dashing and radiant, as if they had done a great thing. It wasn't until this group of tiger and wolf men and women came out of the gate of the small courtyard and disappeared that Tang Daguan mustered up the courage, was cautious, looked caring, and said knowing the consultant: "Boss, do you want me to take you to the hospital?" ”
"No!" A minute ago, he was jumping and jumping, and he couldn't bear to give birth to Huang Dashao, his temperament suddenly changed, and he suddenly became fierce, it seemed that Li Witch's kick did not hurt his life, and he regained his demeanor, and sure enough, the kung fu of pretending to be dead was in place, and he deceived many pairs of eyes, and even Tang Chaonan thought that the lower half of the big boss's body had been abolished, but it turned out that he was acting.
Huang Dashao was not a little embarrassed, waved his hand, stood up straight, sat back on the chair, and drank two cups in one go, before he sighed: "Fortunately, the killing god didn't move, it's really lucky!" ”
Tang Dynasty men, who didn't know about the group of men and women at all, couldn't help but ask: "Huang Shao, what is the origin of those people?" ”
"You want to know who they are?" Huang Dashao calmed down.
Tang Chaonan did not hesitate and nodded directly.
The four beauties and Ziqiang men on the side, all of them pricked up their ears, knowing that the big Bodhisattva in front of them would speak amazingly, although little people like them would never touch the things and people in that circle, but it is human nature to listen to them and increase their knowledge. Moreover, people have always been more curious about things they don't know, which is why Tang Dynasty men know that they shouldn't ask, but they can't help but ask.
Huang Dashao drank another cup of tea, suppressed his shock, looked at a circle of curious eyes, thought about it, and said: "The two of me are almost the same as me, the woman is a witch, and the people in my circle avoid her like a jackal, tiger and leopard, a toss man's scratch; That man, don't look at him young, he has a big head, and he is steady and steady on me. ”
The Tang Dynasty man was stunned, it turned out to be a big man in the capital. After figuring out the situation, Tang Chaonan was in a cold sweat again, his brother-in-law actually offended such a group of fierce people, and he was scared for a while, fortunately, there is a big Bodhisattva town today, otherwise he doesn't know how he died, after all, he has a head and a face in this place, and he can mix in the deep sea, but compared with a big man with the same identity as the boss, it is simply not worth mentioning.
He is absolutely admired and feared by Huang Dashao, who knows him in the Tang Dynasty, who doesn't know that he is Huang Ye, the reason why in just a few years, from a poor and white boy to a billionaire, and the people in the deep-sea officialdom and business are called brothers, and some weighty second ancestors have a lot of friendship, all of them have a great god on their heads, otherwise who knows which garlic and which onion his surname Tang is, so the Tang Dynasty men have special respect for Huang Dashao, and they don't dare to be sloppy at all. I was afraid that the master who rewarded him with a mouthful of food would be the slightest dissatisfied, and he worked hard for Huang Dashao, but he didn't expect that the big boss was beaten today, but the trouble was caused by himself, and the people who offended were not simple, and for a while, Tang Dynasty men only felt that their hands were cold.
Huang Dashao also felt that his hands were a little cold, poured a cup of hot tea to warm his hands, thought about it, and said: "Today is also luck, but I was kicked twice, and I didn't anger the Gu family to kill the gods, otherwise I would have to follow Xiong Yicai's fate!" ”
"Kill the gods!" Tang Chao was stunned.
Huang Dashao said: "Yes, that person will kill the gods, there is no taboo, that is, he will hurt your two subordinates as soon as he comes up!" I see that you are also fearless and ignorant, and you actually sent someone to attack him, not to mention that you are just this person, and if you are ten times more than a hundred times, you will also be sent to death! Fortunately, there are a lot of adults, so I didn't care, otherwise Lao Tzu would have to explain here today. ”
"It can't be that serious!" The men of the Tang Dynasty didn't believe it.
Huang Dashao sneered: "Serious? He can do anything serious! After thinking about it for a while, he decided to reveal a little bit of the inside story, and he was afraid that the person in front of him who didn't know how to live or die would go back to the field, and said: "I'll tell you the truth, that kid's surname is Gu, don't look at other harmless animals, in fact, he is a devil, big head, at least bigger than me, next time you meet him, how far will you go...... It doesn't matter if you die, but don't bother me, because if he wants to kill us, it's like pinching a horse ant to death. ”
Tang Chaonan was startled, and asked tentatively: "Why don't I kowtow and apologize?" ”
Huang Dashao sneered: "Your head is not that big, I'm afraid I have to come to the door in person." ”
Tang Chaonan nodded, he felt that he didn't have that much face, so he didn't have much to say. After experiencing this incident, Huang Dashao also felt tired, stood up gently, glanced at Ziqiang Nan, who seemed to be listening to a book from heaven, and looked at Tang Chaonan and said earnestly: "You can look at it!" ”
patted his ass and hugged the two girls who were pleasing to the eye and went to put out the fire.
Tang Dynasty man is a little thorough, the big boss was humiliated today, he didn't move, it was fake, and together, he kicked Ziqiang Nan, who had regretted his intestines, to the ground, and scolded: "You kid wants to find death, don't pull Lao Tzu into the water!" For your sister's sake, for my woman's sake, Lao Tzu will leave a whole corpse! ”
With a wave of his hand, the two door gods approached.
"Pull it out and bury it alive!"
The night is as cool as water.
(To be continued)