Almost everyone knew that there was an imperial doctor in ancient times, but few people knew that there was an immortal doctor in the Upper Realm Immortal Court. Known as the supreme supreme ............ The Jade Emperor God naturally does not have any diseases. Even if he accidentally practiced and went crazy, a nine-turn golden pill refined by Lao Jun would be completely eliminated.

Therefore, Gu Le's work is very idle, except for occasionally looking for immortal officials from all walks of life to drink, enjoy flowers, play Xiao, and play the piano, so he has nothing to tease the little fairies who have become enlightened.

Sometimes this guy has to sigh, the officials of this fairy court are quite good, in addition to not being able to talk about love and love with the fairies who are as beautiful as flowers, Xiao Yuzi is very comfortable. It has been nearly a thousand years since he ascended, but no immortal has ever asked him to see a doctor and take medicine, and he has not done a single thing, but Fenglu has taken it correctly.

However, Gu Le died very unjustly, he was first cut off by Erlang God Yang Jian, and then he was pulled up by several immortal soldiers to cut the dragon platform and split the body, but the reason was that the Queen Mother gave birth to a princess, unfortunately, he was the only immortal doctor in the fairy court, so he felt that he died unjustly!

But the Jade Emperor God was not wronged: "Paralyzed, what do you think Lao Tzu is raising you for eating and drinking?" Isn't this the day you've been waiting for? ++！ You dare to touch even my wife, it's cheap for you kid to split the body with a knife! ”

Gu Le finally understood that in fact, this immortal doctor was not so easy to be.

The Jade Emperor God has raised him for more than 800 years with good food and drink, and what he is waiting for is this knife!

Modern online novels have proved that the energy of resentment and a little unexpected factor can travel through time and space, so Comrade Gu Le has also become one of the tens of millions of people who travel under a bad novel writer......

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"I'm not reconciled! The midwife actually caused the disaster of killing, which is still a strange injustice for the ages! ”

In the teaching building of the Department of Archaeology of Shenhai Fuda University, a heart-rending scream suddenly came from the huge classroom, which startled Professor Zhou Xionghua who was giving a lecture, and then the whole classroom suddenly fell silent, and everyone almost consciously focused on the black-haired boy in the lower left corner of the classroom.

Gu Le opened his eyes in horror, and the knife on the dragon slaying platform almost frightened his guts, thinking that he had fallen into the Nine Shadows and been beaten into the depths of the Eighteen Hells, but he was stunned to see a group of men and women sitting together around him.

For a while, his head couldn't turn around!

Isn't this hell?

After a moment of silence, almost everyone reacted at the same time, and the classroom suddenly burst into laughter.

Professor Zhou Xionghua's stunned face suddenly became difficult to look at, a pair of eyes looked at Gu Le coldly, he has always been rigorous in teaching, because of his old-fashioned surname, advanced knowledge, extremely authoritative in Fuda, very professors of the same level, and few people dare to joke in front of him, not to mention that at this time still in the classroom, there are students who make loud noises and disrupt classroom discipline?

Gu Le's sentence "strange injustice through the ages" made him angry.................. Zhou Xionghua's chest rose and fell violently: "This classmate, you get out of here!" ”

Gu Le was still observing his surroundings in a daze, and it wasn't until Zhou Xionghua scolded angrily that he realized that this was not a hell, but just ...... Obediently, what is this place?

His eyes were burning and he stared at a few women in sundresses around him, each woman's upper body showed white flowers, and a few ** were even looming, Gu Le couldn't help but scold with disdain in his heart: "There are such shameless women in the world, it's just hurtful to customs, it's too shameless!" ”

However, a pair of eyes stared at the chest of a beautiful woman sitting next to him, only to feel a faint smell of flesh rushing in, Gu Le was a little fluttering, and his heart was pounding............ Coincidentally, the knee of his left foot was next to the bare calf of the beautiful woman, and a strange feeling crept into his heart, and a comfortable expression appeared on his face unconsciously.

The people in the classroom were dumbfounded all of a sudden, and anyone could tell that this guy was eating other people's tofu!

The woman's delicate face was as red as a maple leaf in autumn, but more of an embarrassment, glaring at him fiercely, and then moving quickly.

Zhou Xionghua was so angry that his face was bloodless, his lips trembled slightly, and he angrily pointed at Gu Le and scolded: "Get out, get out of here!" From today onwards, you won't be using my class. ”

This loud scolding made Gu Le realize that the old man opposite was angry at himself, but he didn't mean to stand up, showing a smile that made people grit his teeth with hatred, and clasped his hands into fists and said, "Dare to ask this old gentleman, are you talking to Xiaoxian?" ”

As soon as this sentence came out, there was an irrepressible laugh in the classroom, but there was a little more ridicule on everyone's faces, and people who knew "Gu Le" didn't understand what kind of wind he was smoking today, and he even dared to mess around with Professor Zhou's class, it seems that this kid doesn't want to mess around.

"Gu Le, you come out with me."

The beautiful squad leader who was eaten tofu by Gu Le hurriedly stood up with a cold face, reached out and pulled Gu Le's left arm, and scolded in a low voice: "Gu Le, what are your nerves today?" You dare to mess around with Professor Zhou's class, you don't want to graduate, do you? ”

Gu Le gently broke free of the beauty's hand, stood up and tidied up his clothes, and scolded for his bad luck! It's weird, wasn't he dismembered by a knife on the dragon slaying platform? It stands to reason that I should appear in the underworld?

What is this place?

Gu Le was shocked by the sudden change! With a lot of thoughts in his heart, he followed the beauty in front of him out of the classroom, leaving a group of stunned students and Zhou Xionghua who was so angry that the three corpses jumped.

"++, is this guy convulsive, and Professor Zhou also dares to offend?"

A group of students began to murmur lowly.

"This can't be blamed on Gu Le, I heard that this guy was cuckolded by Zhang Li from the acting department yesterday." A man's voice suddenly raised his voice, not very loud, but it made more than a dozen students around him hear it clearly, and said with some amusement: "Hey! This is all the fault caused by broken love............ My girlfriend was by someone, and everyone has a fire! ”

A group of "thirty-eight men and women" have come to their senses, and Zhang Li of the acting department is also quite a famous beauty in Fuda, and some male classmates sitting there will occasionally take her to take a plane when they are at night, fantasizing about her wonderful figure.

After all............ This first year, Yi/Yin, is sinless!

"Quiet, no noise in class!" Professor Zhou slapped the desk, and the classroom fell silent again. glared fiercely at Gu Le, who was pulled down by the beauty, and remembered Gu Le's sentence "Little Fairy", Zhou Xionghua was angry.................. It's just rotten wood that can't be carved, and rotten mud can't hold up the wall.

This student is a scumbag!

Only this time, Gu Le was blacklisted by Zhou Xionghua, not only disrupting classroom discipline, but also ignoring his professorial authority, he would not easily forget this matter, he had to let this student get a profound lesson.

The tiger glared, showing his professorial authority, snorted heavily, glanced at the whole class, and Zhou Xionghua said lightly: "Let's continue the class." ”

"Gu Le, you can't disturb the classroom discipline if you have a bad heart, this time you can offend Professor Zhou miserably, according to his temper, you have to make trouble with the school leader, do you still want to read?"

As soon as she got out of the classroom, the beauty began to complain, not at all annoyed and angry after Gu Le ate tofu......... Thinking about it, being eaten tofu by the brother next door who he played with since he was a child, Shu Xin was not only a little embarrassed, but it was difficult to really slap him and scold him for being a hooligan.

Besides, in the past ten years, has he eaten less tofu? Do you remember when you were a kid and you still slept in the same bed with him? Who called the friendship between the two families is not generally good.

Oh, what a sin!

Looking at a certain man who was still dazed, Shu Xin's face was full of angry expressions, and he couldn't help but stretch out his finger and hit Gu Le's forehead fiercely: "Isn't it just a woman, what's the big deal, are you still a man?" Can't you open your heart a little more......... Wait a minute, Professor Zhou comes out, you are clever and apologize to him! Although Professor Zhou has a bad temper, he is not a cautious person...... Okay, I'll treat you to dinner in the evening. ”

Gu Le was inexplicably surprised by her sudden point, and hurriedly took a few steps back and shouted: "Men don't touch their heads, women don't touch their waists, and please Miss you respect yourself." At the same time, I scolded in my heart, bad luck! It's really unlucky, I was nodded by this woman today, and it looks like I'm going to be unlucky for three years.

Shu Xin listened to his two sentences, and felt funny, and was so angry that he couldn't do anything about him, so he slapped Gu Le's head again, and scolded with a smile: "Gu Le, I see that you don't go to the house for three days, believe it or not, I told your dad about the offense against Professor Zhou today?" His sparkling eyes rolled in his sockets, and he grinned: "However, if you get Professor Zhou's forgiveness and invite me to eat a few more meals, I will reluctantly hide it from you." How is it? ”

++！ Gu Le's heart was even hairier, why did this woman open and close her mouth to eat, could it be that she starved to death and reincarnated, and said: "Miss, Xiaoxian doesn't eat whole grains; Xiaoxian drinks Ganlin rain and dew, eats fairy peach longevity fruit, and has not eaten for hundreds of years! ”

Burst!

Shu Xin couldn't help but chuckle, knocked on the back of Gu Le's head again, and said with a smile: "I don't know if this little fairy is sleeping in the Immortal Cloud Temple?" Then he slapped Gu Le on the head: "Could it be that you still want to become a Taoist monk and become an immortal?" I think you've read too many novels, right? ”

Gu Le was distressed for a while, I don't know why this strange beauty doesn't know the three obedience and four virtues, the truth that a woman touches a man's head? Is it a dream? No, I'm also a Golden Immortal cultivator, and I haven't dreamed and slept for hundreds of years!

Gu Le's deep groan, a face that will provoke many young beauties to look back no matter where it is, has a few more wry smiles, what the hell is this place? Why am I here?

Gu Le's hand in the big pocket quietly pinched his thigh, and he clearly felt the pain. Gu Le has been a leisure immortal doctor for hundreds of years, but he didn't do nonsense, he guessed that he was borrowing a corpse to resurrect his soul, because in the dictionary of the immortal family, he almost didn't feel pain, and he wasn't dreaming.

But Gu Le still had some doubts in his heart, everything in front of him was so strange, he didn't die on the dragon slaying platform, it seemed that he had fallen into the mortal world...... It's just that in his memory, the mortal world is not like this, right?

Looking at the comfortable dress in front of him, Gu Le couldn't help but say cautiously: "Dare to ask this young lady, what dynasty and what dynasty is it in the past and what year, what year and what month?" As a woman, why are you dressed like this... Such a goblin......"

Before I finished a sentence, I felt that there were five thunderbolts in my head, and my eyes were dark, and I fainted!

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