"You group of funny brother NC fans, don't you see that the health mad giant god is already the leader of the group, why don't you quickly kneel down and apologize?"

It turned out that the group leader of this group, "Brother Qiang", hurriedly came out and stopped a group of brainless NCs from squirming Wang Yang indiscriminately.

Suddenly, this group of Brother Qiang NC fans were dumbfounded, and they all kinds of worships and swiped the screen, apologizing.

Wang Yang has already suffered internal injuries, he originally thought that his heart was strong enough to accept "Ma Zhen/Niu Zhen", it doesn't matter if he is as strong as a big black bull, the reality is a film and television drama picture: "The concubine can't do it!" ”。

Decisively transferred the group owner to the "Qiang Brother Leader", and returned to the original owner, he silently blocked this "Qiang Brother NC Fan Group", and closed the temporary session, refusing to actively search for and add friends, so that only he took the initiative to add others, and others couldn't add his TM friends.

"You were born for Li Qiang, so go crazy for Li Qiang!"

Wang Yang deeply remembers the famous words of a philosopher who said to his junior high school Chinese teacher: If God makes you die, he will first make you crazy!

This group of crazy guys, he didn't dare to touch it, and he was really afraid that his just passing IQ was also lowered by Brother Qiang's NC fans.

"It's good that they only worship Brother Qiang, not me." Wang Yang rejoiced to himself.

He originally wanted Brother Qiang NC fans not to pay attention to the three old enemies of Fu Haidong, the number one cockroach, and Erdong Chen, but now it seems that let them have fun together!

……

In the middle of the night, in the luxurious room of the VIP villa of the Plateau Tibetan Hotel, Wang Yang finally realized that there was one person missing from his side, a girl, a girl who was as mysterious as the wind that he still couldn't fathom.

Junjun is gone, she is not in the secondary bedroom, but the suitcase in the room is still there, and the person is missing.

He couldn't wait to celebrate, maybe there would be one less snake spirit in his life.

In the early morning of the next day, it turned out that Li Feiteng's judgment was absolutely wrong, Junjun came back again, or two strange girls sent back, the three of them were full of alcohol, dressed in heavy makeup, and the public's aesthetic adjectives should be gorgeous, and he personally felt like he had met three female ghosts early in the morning.

Three female ghosts, Wang Yang feels that his writing has improved a lot, and he can use verbs and simulacrums to accurately describe their appearance.

Well, by the way, simulacrum, he doesn't know what it is.

"He's your boyfriend, it's too rubbing!" A female ghost named Chen Yushu stared at Wang Yang for a long time, and she shook her head in disappointment and said.

Another female ghost named Mo Lingling stared at him with a sad face, and also commented: "Junjun, your life is over!" He's dead-faced. ”

At this time, Junjun was in an extremely bad state, and he was also extremely good, not good because he was drunk, and he was still very firm when he was drunk: "Do you say that my boyfriend is ugly!" Do you want to die, come! Accompany me to have a few more drinks, TMD, if you don't drink it, I asked my boyfriend to write you all as Chinese comfort/comfort women during World War II, and you will all die! ”

In her nonsense, Wang Yang was shocked when he heard it, but he didn't expect Junjun to have seven different character roles such as female man, female literary youth, female rogue/gangster, female liar, Bai Fumei, goddess, and female nerve.

How Gemini is this, and how hard you work, so as not to upgrade your multiple personality to a schizophrenia?

Obviously, the two female ghosts who sent Junjun back, they were also accustomed to it, and patted the dumbfounded Wang Yang very calmly, and everyone left two sentences.

Chen Yushu, the female ghost, said: "I'm sorry to tell you, that night, Junjun was in your house, and we were downstairs, if you don't drive her away, we will go up and smash your door and beat you!" After saying that, the female ghost waved her fist, and the threat was obvious.

Wang Yang listened indifferently, he obviously had already guessed the expression.

Another female ghost, Mo Lingling, said with a smile: "Wang Yang, I really thank you for taking over a snake spirit disease that has been raised for us for many years...... Oh, by the way, the plane ticket she followed you to Tibet was the ticket that we bought with the money, you guys came to open the house, we came by train from TMD......"

"So what?" Wang Yang knew that he was going to suffer, and the truth of many things could not be explained to his girlfriend, for example, telling them that in fact, nothing really happened to the two, the relationship was slightly familiar, and they were not friends, let alone boyfriend and girlfriend, not even friends, but he felt that he couldn't believe it when he said it, and he kept his mouth shut.

"Give me the money!" Both female ghosts quickly stretched out their palms.

Their eyes were very firm, and Wang Yang didn't dare to refuse at all, because he was afraid that in the next second, the two female ghosts with long nails and claws with explosive lethality would give him a few "plastic surgery" without any doubt, and in order to keep his appearance from declining, he had to obediently take out the money.

Facts have proved that don't show off your wealth in front of female robbers, Wang Yanggang took out his bulging wallet, and the next second, the wallet was snatched away, and when he was exchanged back, there was no cash, leaving bank cards, ID cards, and credit cards empty......

He didn't have so many cards before, and he only went to the bank to get them after drinking and chatting with his father last month.

"I'm going to be angry with you guys!" Wang Yang clenched his fists, he really didn't want to get angry, because a man who lost his mind was a super terrifying beast and could do anything inferior to a bird/beast.

"I'm angry, do you want us to help you take off Junjun's clothes, and then let you ......" Mo Lingling, the female ghost, has already faced peach blossoms, she actually said and said, she really went to pull the drunk mess Junjun, she gently tugged, Junjun's shirt was torn open more than half, and the girl who was already very exposed and hot in her own dress was so pulled, and it was (mosaic) at once.

"Get out! Go out! Go! Wang Yang roared angrily, and he finally used his masculinity, with the aura of the traverser's Wang Ba, to scare the two female ghosts away.

However, the truth is that the two female ghosts shouted: "Go, go, he's going to do it!" ”

"Hee-hee, let's eavesdrop." Their whispers were deliberately heard outside the door.

Immediately afterwards, Wang Yang fell to the ground, his outlook on life and values ...... Well, the worldview has also become bigger.

Junjun in the worldview, she was drunk and poured on the sofa, looking at it from his angle, it was really big, that kind of big was that his arm had already felt dark countless times, but now in the face of visual impact, it made Wang Yang a little unbearable.

Because he's a man, men have always been visual creatures.

"I'm certainly not a man!" Wang Yang endured to ignore the insolence, hugged her who was drunk and paralyzed as soft as plasticine, gently put her on the bed, covered the quilt, and then walked three steps forward and three steps backwards.

He felt that he could write a letter in the past -- "On the Story of Birds Being Inferior to Birds" to laugh at himself on the Internet.

Wang Yang came out of a cold shower, trembling all over, he actually understood in his heart that the content of having a harmonious relationship with a delirious drunk woman still belonged to the crime of rape.

"I think my emotional intelligence is a bit outrageous." Wang Yang was lying at the door of her bedroom, the smile on her face was slightly weird.