Chapter 184: Deception is too much
In fact, wetting pants is not a shameful thing, of course, there is a key issue involved! That's it – age!
If it's a few years old doll peeing pants, of course it's not a shame, after all, they still don't understand anything!
But if it is an adult who can take care of himself completely and has sound limbs...... That's a bit of a stretch!
Wang Yu defined Tian Tian, a civilian female colonel of the army, in his heart as "a brain-dead second-class girl", this is just a joke, not that this girl really has a problem with her IQ, if this is really the case, then she will not be able to become a civilian colonel of the army!
Brain-dead second-class girl, this is nothing more than to describe the brainless things she has done, she is not really brain-dead, she can also take care of herself in natural life, she is still a twenty-four or five-year-old woman, not a little doll, but she is such a big girl, peeing her pants!
Looking at the resentful look on her face when she fell, it was not difficult for Wang Yu to perceive how uncomfortable this girl was, but because of her own ...... All right! Anyway, this girl is now ashamed and angry, and she has fainted, but you can imagine how angry she must be in her heart!
Shen Ying also came, looking at a large piece of water stains on the ground, she suddenly covered her small mouth, her apricot eyes widened, and she was surprised: "No!" It's just a corner...... She can also be excited...... Like this? It can't be dehydration, right? ”
Belch...... You're up**! Vice President of Shen University!
Wang Yu silently said something in his heart, but on the surface, he sighed and said, "Don't think about it, she is, she is real...... Pee! Trouble! Let's help her clean up! This is the ...... Don't spread it out again, it's a shame! ”
It's a shame indeed! No matter what the reason, it is an unforgivable thing for a twenty-four-five-year-old girl to pee her pants, and it is a thing that can make people feel ashamed, so that after the brain-dead second-class girl woke up, she kept pretending not to wake up, closing her eyes tightly and not speaking.
Wang Yu had already cleaned up the house, and sprayed a lot of air fresheners to cover up the "slightly sad" smell, which undoubtedly made the pretending faint Tian Tian's sister blush even more, she was like a little ostrich, stuck in the quilt and didn't dare to come out.
Thinking that he might have been peeped at, Shen Ying, who was sitting on the side, was also slightly unnatural, for a long time, he gestured to Wang Yu in a low voice, signaling himself to rest, and you can do the rest by yourself, and just slipped away.
Wang Yu spread his hands, and could only sigh speechlessly, lit a cigarette, sat on the head of the bed, patted the quilt, and said, "Are you awake?" Don't pretend to be asleep when you wake up! Here's for you, put it on! Yours is all wet......"
In the small quilt where there was no movement at all, a little head was exposed, Tian Tian finally couldn't pretend anymore, and as soon as she came out, she saw Wang Yu handing her a small **, pink lace edge, very / scratching / angry.
After hesitating for a moment, she took it, and there was another squirming movement, and her own wet strip was thrown out, she was not shy, because she had nothing to be shy about, and her face had been lost!
"Where am I?" , After being silent for a long time, the brain-dead second-class girl finally asked the first sentence.
Wang Yu glanced at her and said, "The collective dormitory of the 'Haicheng No. 1 Women's Hospital'!" You should be glad I didn't leave you to fend for yourself in the wilderness! It also cost a hundred and three dollars, and gave you an infusion, remember to pay it back! Oh! You don't need this **, it's a well-wisher sponsoring you! ”
Sponsor you? Sponsor your sister!
Tian Tian's head instantly slid down three black lines, and for a long time, he asked with a crying voice: "You...... Have you seen them all? ”
"See what?" , Wang Yu frowned, and said, "Is it the little mole on the inside of your **?" Or the fact that you peed your pants? Oh! I'm sorry! I shouldn't mention your sad past, but ......"
Wang's face suddenly became very hateful, with a ** smile, a low laugh, and almost laughed wildly - "But! It's so funny, isn't it? You also have today! Hahaha! A female colonel who peed her pants! Hahaha! Tian Tian! ”
Tian Tian swore that just now, she was a little moved because of Wang's gentleness and thoughtfulness, but now she has made up her mind! I don't believe in this bastard anymore in my life! He's so hateful!
Embarrassing, embarrassing!
Tian Tian's face was blue, red, and white, and the colors were constantly rotating, colorful, and finally, his small mouth was deflated, and he whimpered in a low voice: "You bully people!" Bastard! You remembered it for me! If it weren't for you dogs and boys, I'd ...... I won't pee my pants! Stinky and shameless! ”
Wang Yu didn't care about her scolding at all, but shook his head very badly, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, shook it, and said, "Hey! Hey! Don't be too busy swearing! Check it out! Hahaha! Let you put a gun to my head! ”
Pictures on your phone, huh...... To put it simply, it truly reflects the brain-dead second girl, the most embarrassing moment in her life, the rippling water on the ground, and her whole embarrassed demeanor at that time, all burned in it.
"Woo woo woo ......";
Tian Tian's mouth was deflated, and he was extremely sad! All of his handles are in the hands of others! Especially this photo...... Is this still not allowing you to live? But the bad smile in her ears made her annoyed again! Very annoying!
She wiped away her tears and said angrily, "Give it back to me!" If you don't give it back to me! I'll just ...... I'll shoot you with one shot! Die with you! ”
With what happened last time, Wang Yu won't be afraid of her! He pursed his lips and said with disdain: "After you can kill a chicken first, then try to kill me!" Hahaha! But! Even if I die, this thing may be spread on the Internet! I sometimes wonder who created the web, and that's — so talented! ”
This feud is getting bigger and bigger!
The brain-dead second-class girl bit Wang Yu with a cold sob, but soon he was taken out of the quilt by Wang and beaten up a small **;
Tian Tian's little face turned red, shrunk into the corner of the wall, and said fiercely: "This is for you to bite me!" You wait for me! Wait for me to pump you**, take a picture of you too! Let you pee your pants too! ”
"Oh? In that case...... What if I 'do it' on the spot? Will you 'do' me in the future? Yo yo yo! Seems to be very good! Wang Yu raised his eyebrows, pretending to be a lustful **, and gradually forced Tian Tian's sister into the corner of the bed, with a rogue look.
Tian Tian was so frightened that she directly covered her head with the quilt, but for a long time, she didn't feel the movement outside the quilt, and couldn't help but show her little head to investigate;
In the dark room, there was no one there, she looked suspicious, and then, getting out of bed, looking out of the living room, finally, closing the door, went to sleep...... But this is far from over, at least Wang's evil fun is far from over!
The next day, a noisy voice came, as if there were a lot of women? Tian Tian woke up from her sleep in a daze, rummaged for a long time, but found that she had no clothes to wear at all, which made her quite overwhelmed.
But her embarrassment didn't last long, a kind person knocked on her, covered the quilt and opened the door, Tian Tian saw that hateful face, and immediately made a vicious expression, and said angrily: "You! You ...... Stinky rascals! What do you want? ”
Wang Yu smiled, very gently, and said slowly: "Send you clothes!" Do you want to be naked? This is your military uniform, which has been dried for you! Well! Did you sleep well last night? I'll see if the fever goes away! ”
Tian Tian subconsciously took a step back, like a little hedgehog, watched the figure in the living room sway, and said in a low voice: "What do you want to do?" Laugh at me last night...... Peeing your pants? Or pity me......"
"Peeing your pants?" Wang Yu suddenly made a rather surprised expression, and then stretched out his hand and quickly tried it on Tian Tian's head, and said, "Your high fever has subsided!" Why are you still saying these nonsense? Did you pee your pants? No way? ”
"You're still ...... Still with garlic? It's not because you don't know which little wave hoof, ...... on the sofa in the living room", facing Wang Yu's calm and puzzled gaze, Tian Tian couldn't say any more.
Wang Yu spread his hands, looked innocent, and said, "What are you talking nonsense?" You can't talk nonsense! This is a dormitory, how can I do such a shameless thing, and even if I do, I can't be in the living room! That's a dog's heart! ”
All right! Wang's performance was very successful, and the confused second girl suddenly had deep doubts about her memory, and looked at Wang in a daze as she hung her military uniform aside, that gentle appearance made her look in a trance to the extreme!
Wang Yu went out, and closed the door very intimately, telling her to come out for breakfast immediately.
Tian Tian sat on the edge of the bed in a daze, thinking to himself: Could it really be that he had a high fever yesterday? Can't tell the difference between dream and reality anymore?
The stunned girl unconsciously began to get dressed, until the clothes were finished, she thought of one thing, hurriedly untied the belt, and saw the pink of the lace edge under the bright sunlight outside the window!
Anger! The brain-dead second-class girl is called an angry one! She suddenly remembered that it seemed that Wang Yu had given her a small ** last night...... This damn bastard! Dare to lie to the old lady! The old lady was moved again......
How many times has Tian Tian been moved? She doesn't know herself, she only knows that she and Wang's Liang Zi have become bigger!
Soon, she found the little neene she had replaced last night from the side of the bed, stood in the room, looked down at the stunning pink under her, and screamed angrily: "Wang Yu! You're a bastard! Bastard! I'm fighting with you! It's too much of a deception! ”
Saying this, she rushed out without a head, and of course, she was also like a rare animal in the zoo, being watched!
Yes! was watched, because she was so weird! (To be continued.) )