No. 0394 deception: Men will
Since I was inviting Ran Tiantian to dinner today, of course I had to ask the other party what he meant. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info (hand-typed novel)
Chen Qingyun turned his head and asked the two women: "You two opinions?" ”
"It's still early, so let's go hunting! It's been a long time since I've seen Brother Yun's skills, just right
Give you a chance to showcase. Ran Tian smiled sweetly.
"It's fine. You're always in the office and need to be active. Chen Qingyun nodded with a smile and said to the waiter, "Let's go hunting!" ”
The waiter said, "Yes sir, please come with me here to choose hunting equipment." ”
The three of them followed the waiter to a shelf filled with all kinds of hunting supplies
Utensils to need. There are knives, crossbows, bows and arrows, animal clips, etc., it is very complete. However, there are no firearms such as shotguns.
"Sir, I advise you to choose a crossbow. It is highly accurate and has the most damage, making it relatively easy to control. The waiter picked up a steel crossbow. It is small and exquisite, and with the feather spirit, it is also an uncommon plaything.
"Let's choose these two young ladies first!"
Just hunting some game, Chen Qingyun still prefers more primitive things, such as hunting
Knife.
"Then I'll choose a crossbow, I've played with this before. Wanyu, what do you choose? "Ran
Tian Tian took the crossbow with interest and played with it in his hand.
Luo Wanyu shook her head and said, "I'll accompany you." Never played with these things,
None of these appliances will be used. ”
"It's fun. You can eat what you hunt with your own hands, and it's delicious. ”
Chen Qingyun asked the waiter to prepare ten hunting knives, put them in the knife holder, and tie them around his waist.
"Forget it! Just play. Luo Wanyu really didn't have any interest in this kind of thing.
Chen Qingyun was not reluctant, after choosing the things, changing the equipment, and under the leadership of the waiter, he came to the hunting ground behind the manor.
At a glance, you can't see the edge, tall trees, grass of different heights, it really looks like a wild place.
"Sir, do you need to bring a staff member?" The waiter asked.
"No, we can do it ourselves." Ran Tiantian immediately refused, it was hard to stay with Chen Qingyun, and it was really awkward to have an outsider follow.
The waiter nodded and said, "That's good." Be sure to wear a hat to avoid accidental injuries with other customers, and remember to remember! ”
Although the animals in the hunting grounds are all wild, most of them are gentle animals and are not too large
Lethality. The biggest lethality is the wild boar, but the wild boars here are all small pigs, lethal
The force is also very small. Although animals cannot hurt people, the tools used by hunters are not small, and it is not good if there is a mistake between customers. Therefore, everyone who goes to the hunting ground to hunt will bring a red hat as a warning.
In this green village forest, the red color is very conspicuous, which is enough to avoid accidental injury
Emotions happen.
Chen Qingyun and Ran Tiantian walked in front, talking and laughing. Luo Wanyu frowned and followed behind, thinking in her heart: These two people are so leisurely, if they want to hunt wild meat to satisfy their hunger, I'm afraid they can't today
It got its wish. I don't understand Chen Qingyun, is this saving money for myself?
Chen Qingyun and Ran Tiantian really didn't look like they were here to hunt, but like they were here for an outing. Fifteen points
The bell passed quickly, and the three of them naturally didn't hit anything as Luo Wanyu expected.
However, everyone's interest is different, but Ran Tiantian is quite happy.
"Pheasant!" Luo Wanyu was suddenly pleasantly surprised to find a prey, and shouted happily
Not far from the location. Squatting under a large tree is a pheasant.
The pheasants here are very sad, and the wings have been treated by the staff here. Unable to fly, you can only run wildly on land. However, the flexibility is very strong, and after Luo Wanyu exclaimed, she immediately and decisively escaped.
In the blink of an eye, he was gone into the grass.
"Ahh Run! Luo Wanyu said with some regret, this is what they encountered when they came to the hunting ground
The first prey is not known when the flat prey will appear.
"Please, Comrade Xiao Luo, you are surprised, please don't make a loud noise. When the prey heard your ghost roar, it was already scared away, so where can we wait for us to hunt it? Chen Qingyun said.
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Luo Wanyu was angry, and she still had the face to say that I was giggling while walking, and she actually told two meat jokes. If it weren't for the reminder, I'm afraid he might not have found out by now
What about prey? What a hate! Now I blame myself for being loud.
"It turns out that I don't remember the villain, so I forgive you. Remember, speak quietly, with steps
Cutting should be light, only then can we hit the prey, ok? ”
After being taught a lesson by Chen Qingyun, Luo Wanyu nodded sadly. It's unreasonable to talk to this man, it's like playing the piano to a cow. No, it's the cow that plays the piano to himself.
The three of them traveled a distance again, and Chen Qingyun still chatted with Ran Tiantian in his own way. The voice is loud enough to scare away all the prey in the vicinity.
"Can you hit prey like this?" Luo Wanyu said angrily in the back.
Chen Qingyun turned his head and said with a smile: "You don't understand this. ”
Luo Wanyu collapsed, why didn't she understand?
"I'm Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who wish to take the bait. Naturally, prey that is willing to be my meal will come to me. Chen Qingyun said.
"You're stupid to think the prey here?" Luo Wanyu asked angrily.
"Why don't we make a bet?" Chen Qingyun asked with a wicked smile.
As soon as Luo Wanyu wanted to answer, she immediately realized that something was wrong. It's so unwise to bet with this guy, and this morning's old woman's affair is a bloody fact.
If the other party is not sure, he will not bet lightly, and he must rely on something. I suffered a loss once
's Luo Wanyu now has experience, and she is no longer so easy to deceive. Immediately turned around, and not far behind her stood a stupid roe deer, looking at the three of them with demented eyes.
There used to be such a saying in Beidaihe, which is called beating the roe deer and scooping the fish, and the pheasant flying
Put it in the rice pot. It shows the abundance of products, and it also shows that this kind of thing is indeed not
How smart, and when frightened, the IQ is even lower than terrifying.
Seeing the roe deer behind her, Luo Wanyu secretly exclaimed in her heart: It's so dangerous! If not for her stay
With one hand, I'm afraid I will fall for Chen Qingyun again.
"Hey, that's it for today's dinner. Tiantian, you come first. Chen Qingyun humbly gave way.
"Okay!" Ran Tiantian has had a few hunting experiences, and the posture of holding a crossbow is like a model
After Luo Wanyu gave up his position, he aimed at the roe deer, took a deep breath, and shot out a feather spirit.
In other words, roe deer is not very smart. But in the hunting ground for so long, I see the weapon every day
People who hunt also have some vigilance. As soon as she saw Ran Tiantian aiming her crossbow at it, she immediately turned around and ran.
Ran Tiantian's speed slowed down a little, and Yu Ling fell behind the roe deer and did not shoot.
"Hey, I didn't shoot, it's a shame. Just a little bit. Luo Wanyu said regretfully, although she didn't know how to hunt, she could see that it was just a little bit short of tonight's delicious food.
Strange to say, after the roe deer ran out more than ten meters away, it pounced.
"Huh, what's going on? Did we hit? Luo Wanyu said in surprise, she shouldn't have seen it just now
Wrong! Obviously didn't hit, why did the roe deer suddenly fall?
"That's natural, how could I let the food slip away?" Chen Qingyun smiled,
Said.
"Brother Yun, you are too handsome. Trick a celebrity into being a wife. Let's go over and see the prey! Ran Tiantian was a little woman's joy, took Chen Qingyun's arm and walked towards the ground where the roe deer fell.
Looking at the figures of the two of them, Luo Wanyu really didn't know what to say. Ran Tian at the moment
Sweet seems to have returned to the era of innocent girls, it's so easy to satisfy, where do you still want that
What a strong woman in the mall! The idol changed for a while, and it was really unacceptable to her!
After thinking for a few seconds, he took two quick steps to keep up with the two people in front of him. Chen Qingyun did it just now? Why didn't you see it?
Coming to the front of the roe deer, Luo Wanyu couldn't help but cover her mouth with her little hands, looking at the misery on the ground
The roe deer is unbearable in his heart.
I saw the roe deer lying on the ground, looking at Chen Qingyun and the three of them with pitiful eyes. Big mouth
gasping for breath, my body is still twitching, and I guess I won't be able to last long.
A hunting knife was nailed to the neck of the roe deer and penetrated deep into the hilt, which was a fatal blow.
"Brother Yun, I didn't even notice when you flew out of the hunting knife." Ran Tiantian
Asked.
"By the time you pay attention to the Feather Spirit, my sword has already flown out. So, no
Noticed my hunting knife. This is my unique skill, Xiao Chen's flying knife. Chen Qingyun smiled
explained.
"I see. Looks like you knew I was going to miss the shot, so you made up for it. "Ran
Said with a sweet smile.
"I don't see it, but you're pretty good at shooting. It's just that the Xiao Li Flying Knife is much more powerful than your Xiao Chen Flying Knife. Luo Wanyu pursed her mouth and said.
Chen Qingyun didn't care, knowing that Luo Wanyu was idle and bored again, and wanted to find herself to quarrel and relieve her boredom.
"I don't object to this, no matter how people say it, they are also master-level figures. You just say, though
By the way, I'm very good at shooting, and definitely better than Comrade Li Xunhuan. If a man doesn't work ejaculation, he will be laughed at by a woman. ”
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That can also be related to that? Luo Wanyu admired Chen Qingyun so much that she threw herself to the ground, plus a handstand to get a big top! This guy is really a superb man, if nothing else, the brain must not be milky white, but yellow.
"Don't get complacent with a single shot. I guess you got it by luck. If you can shoot again, I'll take you. Luo Wanyu said.
"Alright! In order to show how strong I am in front of you again, I don't mind giving you a show for free
Once. Go ahead! Who do you want me to? ”