Chapter 495: Silver Fox VS Old Man!
There is a classic movie line called: I foresaw the beginning of this story, but I did not foresee the end.
God is pitiful, Yan Murong really didn't expect the old man to say such a naturally cute thing.
He knows exactly what kind of character this old man has, he belongs to the kind of temper that is born to do his own thing, he eats when he is hungry, sleeps when he is sleepy, he runs all night on his feet, and his physical exertion is huge, so he is hungry and needs to find something to fill his stomach as soon as possible. And what happened next made Yan Murong a little surprised-could it be that this was a bloody case caused by a bag of potato chips?
The silver fox couldn't bear to be "teased" by the old man, and pulled out a gun to defend her potato chips.
Look at the old man again, sitting there as steady as Mount Tai, not even shaking.
The silver fox moved quickly, drew his gun, opened the safety in one go, and then—and then the gun went off and was held in one hand.
"Silver Fox, the old man is just joking." Yan Murong smiled and defended the old man, and couldn't help sweating in his heart. It's definitely a joke, and it's a deadly joke.
"How old is he? How old is he? He's just a lewd middle-aged uncle - how dare he tease his wife? The silver fox exclaimed angrily.
"It's- he's quite old." Yan Murong looked at the old man who was sitting there watching the excitement and explained. "You see he's quite young, but he's in his seventies—he just ate your bag of potato chips, and it's not appropriate for you to point a gun at an old man."
"More than seventy?" The silver fox's face suddenly changed greatly, and the anger on his face disappeared in an instant within 0.01 seconds, replaced by a look of surprise, checked the gun back into the holster, walked to the old man's side, looked left and right, and then, she made a move that made Yan Murong almost collapse.
This woman is crazy, otherwise how dare she pull the old man's face, and slapped him twice on the face, and what is worse is that she actually asked the old man what cosmetics he used and how to maintain it.
Women are changeable creatures, and this will be true even in another 10,000 years.
Look at it, just now I was shouting and shouting to kill, and I was going to destroy people with a gun, and now I am running to discuss with others what kind of cosmetics to use and how to maintain them-Sister, can you take a firm stand?
The silver fox's instantaneous transformation made the old man stunned for a long time, and then, a trace of embarrassment appeared on his face. has been an old virgin for thirty years, and now he is touched by a woman on his face, and the old man feels that his body is a little stiff.
"Hey, great-uncle, you're talking." Seeing that the old man was sitting precariously and not squinting, the silver fox became a little impatient and said urgingly. "Tell me, what kind of cosmetics are you using? How to maintain it? How much is a bottle? ”
This time, it was the old man's turn to twitch the corners of his eyes - he was molested instead of being molested, probably this is the case, right?
Yan Murong didn't stop it, he finally didn't have to buy a ticket to see the old man's joke, and the location was so good, how could he stop if he didn't look good?
So, after being touched by the silver fox, the old man finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he got up from the sofa in a moment, and then walked towards the door with a straight face.
Women are quite persistent in some things, especially in terms of their own appearance and skin, which is even more obsessive. How could the silver fox let the old man go so easily? You see, people in their seventies, they look like they are in their forties, how amazing.
"Don't go, old man." The silver fox stepped directly on the coffee table, stopped in front of the old man, and said with a stubborn face. "Just tell me, right? Good no good? ”
"I ate your chips." The old man said.
"Don't be afraid, eat as much as you want, I'll buy it if it's not enough." The silver fox smiled flatteringly. For the sake of youth, she has begun to do whatever it takes.
"Chocolate—"
"Is it delicious? Dove's, there's still one in the fridge, I'll get you two more? ”
"You pulled out a gun on me—"
"I'm sorry, can't I be wrong?" The silver fox made a pitiful look and looked at the old man with teary eyes. "Just tell me, okay?"
"Not good." The old man thought seriously for a long time before he spit out these two angry words under the extremely expectant eyes of the silver fox.
"Damn, my mother fought with you." Silver Fox thought, no matter who stops him this time, he must beat this old man violently.
“――”
"Silver Fox, what are you doing?" Just as she was about to fight to the death with the old man, Hu Mu's voice came from the stairs. These people, even when they sleep, do not dare to sleep, they are always on high vigilance, and they will wake up immediately at the slightest disturbance. The silver fox barked so loudly that it not only woke up Hu Mu, but even the other team members stood at the top of the stairs and watched the scene downstairs with interest.
"Beat people." The silver fox was slightly stunned, then clenched his fists and rushed towards the old man menacingly.
Don't look at the old man, he looks very lewd, but he is definitely standard machismo, unless it is necessary, he will never hit a woman.
As Longteng's doctor, Silver Fox's medical skills are naturally important, and he is also good at interrogation, but his skills are not bad, Yan Murong also discovered for the first time that this woman is still a speed type, and her boxing skills are also very weird, and she is extremely tricky.
If the old man doesn't hit the woman, he can only hide. Although the speed of the silver fox is fast, it is far worse than the old man, and more than a dozen punches are punched, and he doesn't even touch the corner of the old man's clothes.
"If it's a man, don't hide." The silver fox said through gritted teeth.
"Okay." The old man stood still, nodded, and really didn't hide.
Silver Fox Jiao snorted and rushed forward again.
The old man didn't hide, he didn't hide, but he did fight back.
When the silver fox punched his old face, which made countless people jealous, the old man turned sideways, and then, grabbing her arm, before she had time to retract it, put the fingers of his other hand together and gently touched her armpit. It made her whole arm limp.
The silver fox suffered a loss, but still did not give up, the other hand was raised, and swept horizontally towards the old man, as a result, she was still defeated, both arms hung down, it didn't hurt, but there was no strength at all, it was crispy and numb, and it felt like neither arm was her own.
How can the silver fox give up, he can't use his hands, doesn't he still have feet?
So, she turned sharply, her calf lifted, and her boot-wrapped foot kicked the old man's life.
Yan Murong was shocked when he saw it, and he really pinched a cold sweat. Let's just say that the old man's stuff has been useless for more than 30 years, and I don't know if it's okay or not, but I can't let her kick it, right?
"Silver Fox, that's enough." At this moment, Hu Mu suddenly stopped him, which made the silver fox put down his feet unwillingly, and sat on the sofa with his arms hanging down angrily.
PS: In the first two chapters, Hu Mu was written as an arbor, which has been changed and does not affect the reading. Anyway, I almost didn't hurt to death last night...... Half of his face and head were pumped to death, and he almost hit the wall with his head, that kind of taste, I don't want to experience it for the second time in my life.