Chapter 236: Feces and urine
In a flash of silver light, the policeman suddenly found that he couldn't move, and he couldn't even bend his finger and pull the trigger.
Xu Tao hates that someone has a gun on him, although he is not afraid of this kind of gun, but this is a weapon that can kill people. Regardless of whether you can hurt yourself or not, don't you want your own life if you dare to face yourself?
With a wave of his hand, Xu Tao used the fixing technique, the reason why there was a flash of silver light was because he had three golden needles in his hand, this just didn't want people to feel too weird, the golden needles hit the acupoints, although it sounded amazing, but it was always easier to accept than the fixation technique.
The two joint defense team members are each holding an arm and crying out in pain. They didn't know that the policeman had been stationed, and when they saw Xu Tao coming step by step, they were so frightened that they hurriedly held their arms and stepped back, shouting in their mouths: "Shoot, shoot quickly!" ”
The policeman didn't move, not because he didn't want to move, but because he couldn't, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't even blink an eye, let alone shoot.
Xu Tao walked up to the policeman slowly, reached out and took the gun from his hand, raised it and gestured at the two joint defense members.
The two of them were suddenly frightened, and knelt on the ground with a puff, and they didn't care about the pain in their arms, and kowtowed: "Don't, don't shoot!" ”
Xu Tao couldn't help but shake his head: "Just like you bears, you still dare to call yourself a policeman?" ”
Xu Tao has a lot of dealings with the police in Zhongtian City, so he can naturally distinguish the difference between the police uniform and the uniform of the joint defense team. At this moment, seeing that the two of them were frightened like this, they withdrew their guns.
Xu Tao withdrew the muzzle of the gun and turned to the policeman who was standing still, the muzzle of the gun inadvertently slashed over his head, and went down, actually pointing between the guy's legs.
"Look, this is called not being afraid of danger, righteousness is awe-inspiring, Mount Tai collapses in front of you and does not change color!" Xu Tao gestured while teaching the two joint defense team members: "You study hard, otherwise you are a policeman, and you can't do it?" ”
The two joint defense team members also looked stupid, and when they saw that the policeman was motionless, they secretly admired in their hearts, they were official police officers, and they were really bold, and they were held at gunpoint without even trembling.
As everyone knows, the policeman was so frightened that he almost broke away, not that he didn't tremble, but he couldn't even blink, where could he tremble?
Xu Tao saw that the policeman's face turned snow-white, smiled slightly, clicked out of the magazine, and took out the bullet: "The policeman can hold the gun and point around?" Don't be stupid enough to be used as a gun, there are some people you can't afford to mess with! ”
Xu Tao said as he took a few bullets in his hand and rubbed them, and as soon as he let go, the bullets fell to the ground with a clang, and everyone was stunned to find that the bullets had actually been deformed, the primer and the warhead had been separated, and there was even a smell of gunpowder wafting in the air.
"Bang dang!" Xu Tao threw the gun in his hand on the ground, clapped his hands and said, "The gun can't be played casually, be careful of hurting yourself!" ”
This scene frightened people, Xu Bin involuntarily retreated, and even Xu Changshan, who had always been calm, retreated. Unexpectedly, he bumped into a person in the back, and listened to the person behind him: "Director Xu, what's going on with this mess?" ”
Xu Changshan was taken aback, and said incoherently: "Lu ...... Director Lu, Dangerous ...... Dangerous...... Dangerous! ”
Xu Changshan bumped into Lu Guanghai, the secretary of the municipal party secretary Fu Pengcheng. Today, the two directors of the tourism bureau are entertaining Lu Guanghai.
As the secretary of the secretary of the municipal party committee, Lu Guanghai is not so easy to invite, and everyone who is a secretary understands that his scenery is obtained from his own boss, and the boss hates his secretary the most for forming a gang in the officialdom. Therefore, Lu Guanghai said that he would not easily accept the officials' invitations to eat.
This time, if it weren't for Xu Changshan's work to inspect the hotel, they might not have been able to invite Lu Guanghai. Just now, Xu Changshan heard that his son was thrown down from the upper floor, and he was so angry that he forgot that Lu Guanghai was still sitting in the private room.
And the development of events was repeatedly unexpected by him, leaving him with no time to think about anything else.
At this moment, he suddenly heard Lu Guanghai's voice behind him, and Xu Changshan woke up completely, and suddenly felt that he was really confused.
Lu Guanghai is here, he shouldn't let his son make trouble here, and he is not in a hurry to take revenge, but if he makes trouble at this time, it will not be good if Lu Guanghai leaves an impression of conniving at his family.
But now it's too late to regret it, Xu Changshan had to work hard to make amends, and immediately made a heroic appearance, blocking Lu Guanghai with his body: "Director Lu, it's dangerous here, don't come here!" ”
Lu Guanghai frowned, he was much taller than Xu Changshan, although Xu Changshan blocked his body, he couldn't block his sight. Hearing Xu Changshan's strange words, Lu Guanghai's gaze couldn't help but look over his head and into the private room opposite.
Seeing this, Lu Guanghai suddenly screamed "ah".
When Xu Changshan heard Lu Guanghai's shout, he thought he was scared, and hurriedly said: "Director Lu, don't be nervous, I'll protect you!" ”
As soon as Xu Changshan's words fell, suddenly Lu Guanghai behind him squeezed forward, squeezed himself aside, and walked straight towards the private room opposite.
Xu Changshan was taken aback and shouted, "Director Lu be careful, it's dangerous!" ”
Lu Guanghai didn't seem to hear Xu Changshan's words at all, and strode towards the private room, saying as he walked: "Mr. Xu, why are you here!" I also said I'd be visiting you tomorrow! ”
Lu Guanghai walked into the private room and had already stretched out his hands enthusiastically. Xu Tao looked up and saw that it was Lu Guanghai, so he reached out and shook his hand: "My classmate invited me to dinner, and Director Lu is also there!" ”
When Lu Guanghai came in, he quickly swept around, and said with some surprise: "Mr. Xu, what's going on?" ”
"Oh, nothing big!" Xu Tao said: "We were eating here, someone was unreasonable and was kicked out by me, but I didn't expect to be angry and call the police to say that I hurt someone, and the policeman gave me a charge of serious injury without asking." He also openly pulled out his gun, and I had to get out of his gun so that he wouldn't hurt anyone! ”
Xu Tao said, and the faces of Xu Changshan, Xu Bin, and his son outside the house became more and more difficult to look at. This Xu Tao doesn't look like anything, how can he be familiar with Lu Guanghai? Seeing that the two shook hands just now, Lu Guanghai enthusiastically stretched out his hands, while Xu Tao just stretched out a hand lightly. Lu Guanghai did not look unhappy at all, it was obvious that Xu Tao was stronger than Lu Guanghai.
Although Lu Guanghai's own position is not too high, he is Fu Pengcheng's secretary, but he represents the secretary of the municipal party committee, what is the origin of this young man, and he actually makes Lu Guanghai have such an attitude?
Before the Xu father and son could figure it out, Lu Guanghai had already lowered his face, turned his head and said to the policeman with a serious face: "Which branch are you from?" Who told you to pull out your gun? ”
Although the policeman could not move, he saw everything around him in his eyes and listened to it. Although he didn't know Lu Guanghai, he knew that Xu Bin's father, who called him, was the director of the tourism bureau. Now seeing that Director Xu is so polite to this person, although he doesn't know what kind of director he is, he also understands that this is someone he can't afford to provoke. I was in a hurry.
But he couldn't move at the moment, and he wanted to answer but couldn't, so don't mention the urgency in his heart.
Lu Guanghai saw that the policeman ignored him, and he was also angry in his heart: "What, don't you speak?" Do you want Director Hu to ask you? ”
Lu Guanghai said that Director Hu was the director of the Haijiao City Public Security Bureau, and the policeman was frightened when he heard it, but he still couldn't move and couldn't speak. I was so anxious that I wanted to die.
"Director Lu, don't worry, I was afraid that he would hurt people just now, so I sealed his acupoint!"
Xu Tao waved his hand as he spoke, withdrew the three silver needles, and took advantage of the situation to solve the fixing technique.
The policeman was in a hurry, desperately trying to move, shouting, and the strength of the milk was suffocated, but suddenly the whole body was loosened, and a fart was released at the "poof", and then it was even more and urine, and it was uncontrollable!
Lu Guanghai was waiting for the policeman to answer him, but he suddenly let out a loud fart, and then there was a foul smell, and he took two steps away.
The policeman was finally able to speak, and was just about to open his mouth to explain, when he suddenly saw Lu Guanghai coming, he couldn't help but feel anxious, and hurriedly chased after him: "Lu, Director Lu, listen to me!" ”
Lu Guanghai was shocked when he saw this, and hurriedly shouted: "Stop, don't come over!" ”
The policeman was stunned for a moment, and finally realized that his condition was wrong. In fact, he was frightened by Xu Tao with a gun just now, and he was so frightened that he was so scared that all the and urine came down, but he couldn't move his whole body, and he was blocked for a while. Reacted at this moment, he himself was frightened, and he didn't know what to say.
Lu Guanghai didn't pay attention to him anymore when he saw it, turned his head to Xu Tao and said, "Mr. Xu, when you encounter such a thing here, it's because our Haijiao City is not well entertained, and we can't eat here now, otherwise, let's change places!" ”
Xu Tao shook his head and said, "No need, we've already finished eating." ”
Lu Guanghai was still worried about what Xu Tao had said about giving himself an injection to treat his headache, and hurriedly said: "Then I'll invite you to tea!" ”
"Forget it, there's something to do tonight!"
Xu Tao said and pointed to He Zhiqiang: "My classmate's mother is not in good health, I still have to go to him to have a look, forget it today." ”
When Lu Guanghai heard Xu Tao say this, he didn't dare to force it, so he only got it: "That's a pity, I may not be able to get my turn to invite you to dinner next time, Secretary Fu said that he wants to thank you!" ”
Xu Tao waved his hand, knowing that he was worried about treating him with a headache, so he said: "Forget it today, Director Lu will go to me tomorrow, anyway, you know where I live!" ”
When Lu Guanghai heard this, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Certainly, definitely!" ”
Xu Tao saw that Boss Li was also crowded outside the door, so he said, "Boss Li, I'm sorry, I made you a miasma here today and disturbed your business." ”
Boss Li was already stupid just now, I don't know what is the origin of He Zhiqiang's classmate, why is Director Lu, who is obviously more powerful than Director Xu, so polite to him? Suddenly, he saw Xu Tao greeting him, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't get in the way, don't get in the way!" Just clean it up! ”
Xu Tao said to He Zhiqiang: "Let's go, go to your house to see Auntie's illness" said hello to Lu Guanghai and walked out first.
(To be continued)