Chapter 60: A Kiss
"That's right! Not counts! Zhang Tingting was very happy in her heart, and stood up and accused the competent person with righteous words: "You are secretly changing concepts, and you are using reasoning as a riddle, which must not be counted!" ”
Yunyu said weakly: "I don't think it can be counted, this is simply Feng Gong's Spring Festival Gala sketch, not cross talk." ”
Xiang Beibei squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Indeed, if this is a riddle, I can make up a story as a riddle, husband, your riddle can only deceive foreign devils, we will not be fooled." ”
"Beibei, even you ......" Zhang Tingting and the others forget it, even Xiang Beibei stood up against herself, and the officials were full of bulls.
"Anyway, this round doesn't count!" Zhang Tingting desperately stepped on the competent person, and resolutely couldn't let him raise his head: "Even if you give up this round, Zixuan, it's your turn." ”
"Still coming?" Liu Zixuan looked at the time, it was ten o'clock: "It's so late, should we go back?" ”
"What are you going back for?" Zhang Tingting shook her head again and again: "My mother scolded your grandfather like that, and when I go back, I will find guilt, so I won't go back tonight." ”
Turning his head to look at Yunyu, he smiled: "Yunyu, don't you want us to sleep with you!" Then we're not leaving tonight, okay? ”
"Good! All right! Yunyu's big eyes flashed, and he nodded excitedly: "My bed is very big, it's no problem for the three of us to sleep together." ”
"Then ......" Liu Zixuan hesitated for a moment and nodded: "Okay!" But tomorrow...... Shangguan, don't forget to take us back with you to treat my grandfather's leg. ”
"I can't forget it." The competent man lay on his back on the sofa, speechless and looking at the sky.
Xiang Bei Bei smiled: "I'm okay tonight, it's okay to go home later." ”
"Hehe, then it's decided, let's continue!" Yunyu happily hugged Liu Zixuan's arm: "Sister Zixuan, it's your turn." ”
Liu Zixuan and Yunyu are just symbolic riddles, and then they are guessed, and they are casually punished with a little pain or itch. But when it was Zhang Tingting's turn, Zhang Tingting smiled darkly, and the target was directly aimed at the functional person.
Shangguan was cold behind his back, and glared at Zhang Tingting angrily: Stinky! If it weren't for you, I would have killed you just now! Dare to yell at me! I really don't know how to write dead words!
"It's my turn!" Zhang Tingting's eyes lit up and said with a sneer: "My riddle is very simple, may I ask who is the most sympathetic anime character in the world?" ”
"The most compassionate?"
"Anime characters?"
This range seems to be a bit larger. Everyone frowned.
Half a minute later, Yunyu asked, "Is it a holiday?" Because Ikyu always helps others. ”
"It's not." Zhang Tingting smiled: "Although Yixiu is very sympathetic. He loves to help others, but he is not the 'most' compassionate. ”
"Hmm......" Yunyu is out of play.
After a while, Liu Zixuan said: "This range is too big!" I usually watch very few cartoons, and I only know a few of them, so I can't guess. ”
Gotcha, voluntarily quit.
Xiang Beibei's eyes narrowed, and he smiled: "This riddle looks difficult. Because the scope is too wide, but because the scope seems to be wide, there should actually be a lot of people who know this anime character, and if you look for the content from the riddle, ......"
Hearing Xiang Beibei's words, Zhang Tingting sighed in her heart and forced her calm: "It's useless to say so much, have you guessed it?" ”
Xiang Beibei's eyes narrowed, and he smiled: "I want to ...... I guess it's a robot cat! ”
Zhang Tingting's eyes widened: "You ......"
"Because the robot cat always stretches out its 'round' hand to people, hehe, it should be right!" Xiang Beibei smiled very sweetly. Zhang Tingting had a gloomy face. …,
Shangguan was able to look up to the sky and laughed wildly: "Now you're done!" Still want to yin me? Beibei, let her stick two green onions in her nose and pretend to be an elephant! ”
"You-" Zhang Tingting could see the burning anger in her eyes, Liu Zixuan and Yunyu sat farther away, for fear of burning themselves.
Xiang Beibei smiled: "That's too boring, why don't you let Tingting kiss you?" ”
"What!?" The crowd exclaimed in unison.
Zhang Tingting's eyes widened, and she pointed to Shangguan Nengren: "Let me kiss him!?" ”
Xiang Bei Bei laughed and said, "This should be within my ability!" It's just a face, it's not like you haven't done it before. ”
"You...... I ......" Zhang Tingting blushed.
"Oh~~~~" Liu Zixuan and Yunyu made a long sound. Zhang Tingting, who was ashamed of her strange eyes, turned even redder.
Shangguan was able to pout, sat up straight, and said, "Forget it." I'll suffer a little loss, so I'll let you kiss it. ”
"Phew!" Zhang Tingting spat on his face: "Let me kiss you?" Dream! ”
The competent person wiped the saliva from his face. Said depressedly: "You spray me with urine alkali on my face." ”
"You're the only one who has alkaline!" Zhang Tingting snorted.
Squinted at Beibei, and said with a smile: "It seems that Tingting wants to break the rules, so there is no need for this game to continue......"
"Who said that!?" Zhang Tingting was anxious, stood up and walked to the opposite side, took a bite at the face of the competent person, sat down with a red face, and hummed: "The kiss is over, continue!" ”
Everyone: "......"
Xiang Bei Bei smiled and said, "Okay! This time it's my turn to come up with a riddle, then I'll have a more difficult anagram, listen well: it's difficult to write your heart on the pen, so stop here. After being affectionate, they will become pairs, and it will be difficult to meet after being ruthless. The pomegranate blooms slowly red, and the sugar is slowly dissolved in cold water. Only the hearts of the two remain the same, and they will meet one day. ”
Xiang Beibei smiled and said: "Type eight words, maybe you think it's a bit long and can't remember, then I'll write the riddle on paper, you think slowly." ”
A Parker gold pen was taken out of his jacket pocket, and along with the notepad, he placed the notepad on the coffee table, and bent down to Babe to write down the riddle.
Shangguan can never forget it, read it once and remember it, and guess slowly.
Eight sentences, eight words, very in line with the ancient tradition of the Celestial Empire to be obsessed with poetry, without a certain literary accomplishment, you can't guess it at all, Shangguan can people absorb C-level language ability, literary accomplishment is enough, so these eight sentences can guess some, but because many poems in the Celestial Empire are that kind of very comprehensible things, a thousand people have a thousand different understandings, Shangguan people just guess hundreds of words, but since it is eight words, it must be eight words connected together to be able to read smoothly, in this way, The range is relatively small.
Shangguan Capable Man scratched his head and said, "This ...... It seems that there is more than one mystery! I can come up with several. ”
"Oh?" The four girls all looked at him with amazement.
Xiang Beibei's eyes narrowed, and he smiled: "My husband is still smart, there is indeed more than one riddle, but if you can answer one, even if you can answer one, even if you can answer it, since your husband has guessed it, it is better to say one, so that it is good for everyone's reference." ”
"That's exactly what I mean." The competent man nodded, and sighed in his heart: Alas! There is no way to have a high literary accomplishment!
"It's hard to write your feelings on the pen, so stop here. After being affectionate, they will become pairs, and it will be difficult to meet after being ruthless. The pomegranate blooms slowly red, and the sugar is slowly dissolved in cold water. Only the hearts of the two remain the same, and they will meet one day. ”
Shangguan recited the riddle and said, "My first answer is to grow old together, and I am in love." ”
"Oh?" Zhang Tingting, Liu Zixuan, and Yun Yu looked at the riddle together, Zhang Tingting has a strong understanding, so she can probably guess part of it, but Yun Yu is too young and has not received much education, and she doesn't know why she knows the answer, Liu Zixuan is a tendon, and she is not good at understanding things, that is, she has no political acumen and understands the spirit, so she can only go to the army in this life. …,
Yunyu didn't understand at all: "Brother Shangguan, why are you growing old together, and you are in love?" I can't understand it. ”
"Hehe......" Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'll explain it to you sentence by sentence." ”
"You see, the first sentence: it is difficult to write the feelings of the heart on the pen. It means a piece of white paper, so it is 'white'; The words "put down the pen" and "stop" in it both mean "to the end", so it is "head"; Since it is a pair, it must be a lifetime of hand in hand, and it is naturally 'together'; the fourth sentence: It is difficult to meet after being ruthless. It's hard to get old, so it's old. In this way, the last four sentences are white-headed and old. ”
After a pause, under the admiring gaze of Yunyu, Shangguan said with a smile: "Look at the last four sentences, the pomegranate blossoms slowly red, and the pomegranate flower represents 'love', which can be regarded as a flower language!" Cold water washes the sugar and melts slowly, which means that the sugar is 'thrown' into the water; only the hearts of the two people remain the same, which means that the 'heart' is connected, which can represent the word 'meaning', of course, it can also be understood as other words, here is just one of the understandings; one day we have to meet, 'meet' is 'together', so the last four sentences add up to the love and will. Do you understand? ”
"Understood." Yun Yu nodded again and again, and admired Shangguan people beyond measure, his big eyes flashed and shining, like a little star in the sky: "Brother Shangguan, you are so powerful." ”
"Generally average, third in the world." Shangguan was able to smile very proudly, and his face was like a chrysanthemum......
"Gotta what!?" Zhang Tingting was very unhappy: "I also guessed the answer, it's different from you!" ”
"Oh?" Shangguan Nengren looked at her and said with a smile: "Then you can talk about it, but I answered this question first, so even if you answer it, it will be considered my victory, no problem!" ”
"Humph!" Zhang Tingting rolled her eyes, anyway, it's a question to Beibei, it's nothing fun to win, who loses and who wins? Zhang Tingting didn't care.
"Hehe......" smiled at Beibei and said, "What is the mystery of Tingting?" I'm a little curious. ”
"It's not easy." Zhang Tingting raised her eyebrows and said: "These eight words are: I wish you all the best tomorrow!" ”
"Oh?" Xiang Beibei looked at the anagram on the paper, corresponding to Zhang Tingting's answers one by one, and couldn't help but smile: "It's really interesting, although it's not as neat as my husband's answer, but it's correct." (To be continued)