Chapter 101: We're Stars

In the two days after the release of "Tibetan Code", Wang Yang and Hongyue were busy giving license plates to new cars, and the owner was Hongyue, because he had not yet taken the driver's license, Hongyue was a woman with a driver's license, although her driving skills were far inferior to Wang Yang.

Wang Yang is not in a hurry to get a driver's license, he has been very busy recently, his head is holding back the idea of creating "Tibetan Code", he doesn't have much energy and time to get a driver's license, he is now starting to teach driving skills to Hongyue every day, so that a woman can become an old driver, which is far more meaningful and valuable than him taking a driver's license.

One of the characteristics of women driving is that they are nervous, they often do not know whether to turn left or right, they are very slow to respond to emergencies, and the most important thing is not to listen to persuasion.

Hongyue also has such a problem, when she drove for the first time, Wang Yang didn't dare to let her go on the road, because he was afraid to let her go on the road, so he accompanied her on the road.

On the first day to teach her to learn to drive, Wang Yang took her to a driving school in the suburbs, when she was in a small square, she was already very emotional, thinking that she had a driver's license, how could she still need him a little kid without a driver's license to teach driving skills.

As a result, she drove less than two laps, and when an obstacle stopped suddenly, she used the accelerator as a brake and knocked the obstacle out of the air.

At that time, Wang Yang was very calm to get out of the car to see the obstacles, and flew out five meters away, and Hongyue on the car didn't dare to say anything, the new car itself needs the driver to constantly run in, not to mention Hongyue, a female driver who took the driver's license five years ago and has not often touched the steering wheel in five years.

After a week of training, Wang Yang quarreled with Hongyue and the Cold War, and after getting up at breakfast that day, Wang Yang finally told her that he would not go to the driving school and let her take him to the supermarket to go shopping.

After the two got into the car, before driving, Hongyue touched the steering wheel and turned her head and asked angrily, "You're not afraid that I will drive into a tree?" ”

Wang Yang took the tablet and pretended not to care and said: "Just hit it, hit it, anyway, if you die, Lao Tzu doesn't want to live." ”

Hongyue smiled: "Count your conscience." ”

After driving on the road, her driving skills have improved significantly, driving very smoothly, not slow or fast, just right.

Wang Yang also slowly put down his worries about life safety, car accidents happen every day, the driver who drives is the person who holds his life, he loves Hongyue, but it is only today that he can rest assured that he will give his life to her.

After arriving at the supermarket, Hongyue had to take the escalator upstairs, and Wang Yang really had to take her to the staircase.

Hongyue asked why, Wang Yang said that she was afraid of falling into the elevator, and then she laughed at Wang Yang for being timid.

Wang Yang is not timid, but before he was reborn, during that time, a mother fell into the elevator, and at present, he still has a big shadow on the supermarket elevator, with a shadow area of 10,000 square meters.

Hongyue sent a letter and told netizens that the male ticket was afraid of the elevator and the shadow area of 10,000 square meters.

The title of the paragraph - "Mr. Wang's Joke Series: The Shadow Area of the Elevator", the content is as follows:

"After Mr. Wang taught me driving skills for a week, I finally drove on the road and took Mr. Wang to the supermarket, and he kept his head down to play with the tablet on the way, unlike in the past, every time I drove, he pointed fingers.

After arriving at the supermarket, we were ready to go up to the third floor to see the shoes, obviously there was an escalator upstairs, he refused to go up, pulled me to climb the stairs, fortunately the old lady was in good health, climbed three floors, out of breath, not red, after getting off him, I was very careful to wipe his sweat with a heart-to-heart towel, and asked him why he was afraid of the elevator? He said that the elevator would eat people, and the shadow area caused by the elevator to his heart was already 10,000 square meters. ”

As soon as the letter was posted, netizens liked and left messages after reading it.

"Congratulations to the matchmaker for becoming a new generation of goddess-level connotative jokers, I understand, what about you?"

"The matchmaker is really shameless, why climb the third floor without panting, and her face is not red, it is clear that my sheep and sheep will carry you to the third floor."

"The elevator will eat people, the shadow area is 10,000 square meters, and Mr. Wang's talent has shocked the entire universe!"

"The matchmaker is the woman who is the first executioner in the universe, where do you two dog men and women go shopping, why don't you take me!"

Hongyue watched that after she sent this letter, it attracted tens of thousands of onlookers in just a few minutes, and the new fans were also brushed, she hugged Wang Yang and said, "Look, I can also write connotative paragraphs now." ”

"Nicely written." Wang Yang couldn't help but praise it after reading it, although she completely made up a joke about climbing the stairs on her back.

"You just wanted me to carry you?" He couldn't help but ask.

"yes, I'm wearing high heels, and it's more dangerous to climb the building." Red Moon said.

"I'm not holding you." Wang Yang was speechless.

"Are you trying to me off?" Red Moon was even more speechless.

"I haven't seen your mother, how can I be angry with her." Wang Yang couldn't help but laugh.

"Poor mouth and poor you!" Red Moon rolled her eyes and couldn't help but stretch out her magic grab.

Wang Yang hurriedly dodged, he smiled: "You want me to carry you just now?" Red Moon, if you want it next time, you can speak, how do you know what you want if you don't say it, although you are looking at me very sincerely now, but you still have to tell me what you want. Do you want it now? Okay, let's go downstairs one more time, go upstairs again, and then I'll carry you on my back, okay? Do you want it? Do you really want to? ”

"Cow beep!" Hongyue stared at him directly, and after she finished listening, she quickly picked up her mobile phone and began to record a super verbose paragraph that he came casually.

"Okay, don't be a low-headed person often, go to the supermarket." Wang Yang asked her to put away her mobile phone, it is necessary to please the public, but he doesn't want himself and Hongyue to live every day to please the public.

Five minutes later, Wang Yang took back the idea just now.

"Teacher Wang, you are Wang Yang, you are the author of "Ethereal Journey", and you are the genius writer Wang Yang of "The First Close Contact"!" Five minutes later, a little girl met Wang Yang and Hongyue, almost like an idiot, screaming and excited.

The excitement of this little girl attracted the excitement of more young people, and a group of young men and women gathered around and expressed their praise and enthusiasm.

"Mr. Wang, I've been following you for a long time, you can add me as a friend!"

"Teacher Wang, your girlfriend is so beautiful, let's fan each other!"

"Teacher Wang, ask for mutual powder!"

"Mr. Wang, sign a name!"

"Teacher Wang, I'm so excited to see you, I was still reading the letter from the matchmaker just now, thinking that I could still meet you!"

Wang Yang and Hongyue suddenly had the feeling of becoming big stars.