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Timely update Just when Chen Xiaotang was complacent because he inadvertently accepted three "Heavenly King" apprentices, his career friend Fat Wang Jing was also overjoyed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Infernal Affairs" has been going very smoothly since the start of filming. As a director, the fat man has an investment of 10 million, full of pride and confidence. What is a great director, this is it!

In order to shoot this scene well, the fat man did his best, basically eating and living on the set, and the whole person revolved around the set, and he was in a state of self-sacrifice.

At this moment, the filming site of the magic drama "Infernal Affairs".

is filming the scene of the undercover policeman played by Liang Chaowei being misunderstood by the real police and pursuing him with all his might. In response to Chen Xiaotang's call for big production and big blasting. The fat man arranged for five cars to collide in one go, and then asked Liang Chaowei to drive the car and rush out of the flames.

This kind of scene is quite difficult for Liang Chaowei, who is not very good at action scenes, especially the scene of the flying car, which will be very difficult to film, after all, he is not Cheng Long, let alone Ke Shouliang.

Originally, the fat man considered Liang Chaowei's ability and deliberately proposed to let the stand-in appear in this scene, but Liang Chaowei said: "No need, the crew spent so much money, not to shoot more realistically, I'll do it!" ”

The fat man hesitated for a moment and said, "Then do I need to help you buy insurance?" ”

Liang Chaowei smiled: "Of course, in case I lose my arm and leg, you will support me?" ”

Fat man: "I can raise you, I'm afraid that my future wife will not agree!" ”

Liang Chaowei: "Then you go and ask your wife first---"

Fat man: "She doesn't know which mother-in-law's arms she is in!" ”

The two of them burst out laughing.

At the beginning of the shooting, the camera first stretched the road to make the camera feel more intense, and then a car flew out of the cargo box and crashed into an oncoming taxi.

At the intersection, three cameras shot in succession.

Three other cars rushed from three sides of the intersection.

Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!!!

Three successive impacts, flames burst into the sky!

The scorching sensation made both the fat man and the photographer feel their cheeks burn.

At this time, the character played by Liang Chaowei, in the built-in camera, stepped on the accelerator, banged on the ground, rushed out from the other side, first knocked over a series of railings on the side of the road, and then forced a truck carrying mineral water buckets to stop.

"Shoot faster and pay attention to the rhythm...... Yes, yes, yes, grasp the sense of the lens! The fat man was nervously dispatching on the sidelines.

In the camera, the character played by Liang Chaowei hit the steering wheel, and then saw the car slip, and then rushed to the sea of fire!

The fire was raging, crackling and burning, and in order to create such a huge atmosphere, the fat man also deliberately let people add combustibles such as cotton wool to make the fire stronger.

At this moment, the fire is like a wild dragon, with teeth and claws.

In the sea of fire, Liang Chaowei gritted his teeth, endured the heat and stuffiness, and stepped on the accelerator sharply.

Bang!

A burning car tire gurgled and rolled far away......

The fat man, the photographer and others looked at this picture nervously, and said in their hearts, is it ...... Something went wrong?!

Before they could figure it out, they heard a snort, and Liang Chaowei's car finally rushed out of the fire.

Call! Everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief. Damn tires, I don't know where they came from, they're scared to death!

Everyone complained.

The effect of this scene shooting is absolutely first-class, even the fat man himself was amazed when he saw it, I didn't expect that I would be able to shoot such a hot shot.

Over there, the assistant was examining Liang Chaowei's body, and Liang Chaowei covered his face with a wet towel to make his face feel less hot.

The fat man leaned over, patted Liang Chaowei on the shoulder and said, "Ah Tang is right, you and Andy are both good actors, it's absolutely OK to let you carry the banner this time!" ”

remembered that he had argued with Chen Xiaotang about the actor's affairs before, thinking that Liang Chaowei was too young and immature, and it was easy to spoil dishes during filming, and the fat man felt a little embarrassed.

How did Liang Chaowei know the hidden reason, seeing the fat man praising himself so earnestly, he smiled a little shyly and said: "Ah Tang gave me a chance, I will work hard a hundred times, that's all!" ”

The fat man patted him on the shoulder and didn't say anything more.

Those who can say such things will surely achieve great things in the future. The fat man thought. In comparison, he has always considered himself Bole, but in fact, Chen Xiaotang's vision of people is many times higher than that of himself, sigh, sigh!

The next thing to shoot is a short emotional scene, and the one who plays with Liang Chaowei is --- Ye Zimei, the personal female secretary of Magic Shadow Entertainment Chen Xiaotang!

How could Ye Zimei be electrocuted and filming, it depends on the fat man Wang Jing's three-inch tongue. In the eyes of the fat man who is obsessed with sex, it would be a pity that Ye Zimei is not in the drama with such a turbulent "wave ~ tyrant" level. Instead of being appreciated by Chen Xiaotang, it is better to invite her out to give it to the audience, and also let the audience open their eyes and see what it means to be "the world's first breasts!" ”

Ye Zimei is a woman after all, and women's ears are very soft, and she listened to the fat man's sincerity, saying that she was just making a cameo appearance and showing her face in the play, which can be regarded as a good thing for the company. So she got on the thief ship of the fat man unsuspectingly.

The fat man is happy, what is called "the first month near the water", this is it!

The fat man has made up his mind, since Chen Xiaotang doesn't know how to appreciate this product, and he doesn't know how to pick a big trumpet flower around him, so he will work hard for himself, no matter what, he will desperately use thirty-six tricks to pick up the girl and soak this wave ~ Ba.

With this idea that children are not suitable, since the filming of "Infernal Affairs" started, the fat man Wang Jing has taken good care of Ye Zimei, constantly shushing her and instructing her in acting. Especially in terms of pointing acting skills, the fat man thought that all women were big-breasted and brainless, but Ye Zimei was different, she was surprisingly smart, which made the fat man a little puzzled, could this girl be pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? !

For example, in this scene, Ye Zimei plays Liang Chaowei's ex-girlfriend, the two met by chance on the street, their eyes were paired, and then they began to speak lines.

Man: "I haven't seen you in a long time. ”

Woman: "Well, it's been a long time. ”

Man: "Are you alright?" ”

Woman: "Make a living." The man was silent for a moment, "I'm sorry!" ”

Woman: "Why do you say you're sorry?" ”

M: "This apology should have been said three years ago, but I was ...... at that time No courage. ”

Woman: "And now?" Don't you think it's too late? ”

Male: "......"

Silent.

It can be said that this whole scene is basically the two of them acting with their words and expressions.

The man must show inner guilt, and the woman must show that he is strong on the surface and fragile on the inside, which can be said to have high requirements for the acting skills of the actors.

Liang Chaowei is also from a wireless training class, and he has acted in so many scenes on TV stations, which is more than enough to deal with such a scene.

Ye Zimei is a half-way monk, the fat man has already made up his mind, and he will waste the negatives a few more times, and let Ye Zimei see her care and sincerity for her--- subtext, I am praising you!

What the fat man didn't expect was that Ye Zimei had passed this time once!

This made the fat man who was waiting to be a good person stunned!

Until the photographer next to him asked him, "Is it okay?" ”

Wang Fatzi woke up like a dream and said, "Well, it's okay! ”

The shooting was over, and everyone rested.

"Amazing! You did a great job! The fat man smelled the fragrance on Ye Zimei's body and said, "I really can't see it, hehe, you are quite successful in playing this role!" ”

"That's also if the script is well written, and the director you can direct it well!" Ye Zimei's charming face bloomed like a flower, and her beautiful eyes stared straight at Wang Fatzi, this kind of thing can be said to be too much for a fat man, and he couldn't help but quietly look at Ye Zimei's towering bosom that plunged into the sky. I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, with such a big burden, he must have sold papaya in his previous life! Alas, I just don't know who has the blessing to gnaw this papaya...... Yourself? Think about it well.

"What are you looking at?" As a woman, Ye Zimei's sixth sense is very accurate, and when she saw the fat man peeking at her chest in a daze, she immediately understood the meaning.

The fat man looked stupid, wow, this is a woman, you look at this style, it's so tasteful.

The fat man licked his lips and said in his heart, there are girls who don't bubble, it's a big rebellion!

But how do you go about soaking? It seems that this Ye beauty is not simple, if you don't know it, you will only be embarrassed...... Just when the fat man hesitated, Ye Zimei bent down intentionally or unintentionally and pulled her slightly wrinkled clothes, and when she lowered her head, the waves were immediately turbulent......

The heat in the fat man's heart was aroused, and he couldn't help but find a reason for himself: as an excellent director, it is right to care about the acting skills of his subordinates!

So, as soon as his face turned pale, the fat man said to Ye Zimei very seriously: "Ah Mei, are you free tonight?" ”

"Do what?" Ye Zimei said curiously.

"Ahem, I want to study with you the characters in this play, as well as the development of the follow-up story...... Of course, you can refuse me, after all, it is inconvenient to let a girl go to my house...... I can understand that, huh! "The fat man thinks he is very gentle, very elegant.

Ye Zimei smiled, "It's not inconvenient, I also have some doubts about the content of the next shooting, you can help me best!" ”

As soon as he heard this, coupled with Ye Zimei's smiling appearance, the fat man's body and bones were crispy, and he hurriedly said: "Then we will make a decision!" ”

"It's a deal!" Ye Zimei said with a smile.

That night, Wang Fatzi rarely cooked a pot of "Angelica Bullwhip Soup" for himself, drank a pot of soup, even licked the soup bowl cleanly, and felt a hot flow in his body, so he burped and praised, "To be a man, you have to be kind to yourself, and everything starts with making up!" ”

Next, the fat man packed up and began to think about the next plan.

First of all, he saw his father --- Wang Tianlin at a glance. At this moment, Uncle Tian Lin is wearing big pants, sitting on the sofa and nibbling on kiwifruit, watching the news.

The fat man felt that this was a big obstacle and had to be broken.

So the fat man gave the old man a large sum of money in a rare and filial manner, and said to him, "Go and see the midnight show, and come back as late as possible!" ”

The old man raised him single-handedly, and the fat man knew what shit he was pulling as soon as he kicked his ass. Don't blackmail at this time, wait for when?!

So the old man said that it was too lonely to watch the midnight show, and he wanted to drink some wine and eat something, but the money was not enough to stuff his teeth.

The fat man was helpless, so he took out five or six more.

The old man said, in fact, I still want to go to the rich man to sit down.

The fat man fainted, and then said bitterly, are you always loyal to my mother, let's not go.

The old man said, your mother has been dead for several years, I am loyal to a fart, if I don't give it, if I don't give it, I will become a Buddha here, and I won't move when I die!

The fat man is out of line, he never thought that the guy who has lived with him for so long would be such a scoundrel!

No salvation!

The fat man stuffed the old man with a lot of money painfully, and the old man was so happy that his face blossomed, patted the fat man on the shoulder, decrepit boy, take it easy, don't learn from me to make your mother's belly bigger, and finally have to marry your son!

Fatty, speechless.

After the old man left, the fat man went crazy in the house alone, and first opened the wardrobe and found a dress that he thought was very handsome: a big straw hat, a checkered shirt, and dressed as a native Hawaiian. Then I lit candles, turned on music, had a romantic atmosphere, and finally ran to the bathroom, squeezed my eyebrows in the mirror, freshened up, and felt still not satisfied, so I picked up the perfume and sprayed it on my squeaky nest, thinking that this time I would become very fresh, but I immediately remembered one. part, so he pulled open the hem of his pants, aimed at the sleeping target, and shot with perfume.

After retouching your personal image. The fat man came to the living room again, and pondered, if he waited for a while to discuss the movie with Ye Meinu, why not show the videotape? Come to think of it. The fat man had a ghost idea, and I saw him like a rat destroying a hole. was busy for a while, hid all those serious videotapes, and then moved out all the third- and fourth-level super-level videotapes, thinking in my heart, when I saw these colorful covers, Ye Meinu was reluctant to feel lonely and lonely at the beginning of spring, so it's strange that she couldn't bear it!

Just when the fat man was thinking shamelessly, "Ding Dong! "The doorbell rings!

"It's coming!" The fat man trotted for a while, thought about it, and unbuttoned a few buttons of his shirt, revealing the part of himself that he didn't know whether to call it fat or pecs. That's enough of a man.

Opening the door, the fat man took a pillow with one arm and made the shape of a classic sculpture "The Thinker", "Hi, hello beauty, welcome to you!" ”

There was no reply.

The fat man thought to himself, could it be that his masculine appearance made her stupid? So he looked up. Immediately, the fat man himself was stupid.

I saw that Ye Meinu was not alone outside, there were also Liu Dehua, Liang Chaowei, Huang Rihua and a group of "Infernal Affairs" actors, and behind them, followed by the big boss and star Chen Xiaotang.

At this moment, everyone's eyes were wide open, and they were stunned to look at the fat man's naked ~ exposed "pectoral muscles"!

The fat man was extremely embarrassed in his heart, but after all, he was a person who had gone through "strong winds and waves", and he had never encountered a bad situation? He took off his straw hat and said, "Very good, you have all passed my test!" Seeing such a disgusting scene, but you don't have a reaction to vomit, is enough to prove that your concentration is not ordinary. ”

Before the fat man finished speaking, he heard everyone bending down collectively and retching.

The big guy entered the fat man's room, and Ye Zimei said to the fat man: "I'm sorry, they all came to you to study film art, don't you mind?" ”

"I don't mind, of course I don't mind, one is teaching, two are also teaching, I always like to learn and never tire of teaching! Hehe! The fat man laughed dryly, scolding in his heart, what kind of world is this, but a large group of troublemakers come to make trouble!

Then he turned his head to look at Chen Xiaotang, and said angrily: "People are here to learn, what are you doing here?" ”

Chen Xiaotang knew that the fat man was finding fault because of the embarrassment, so he smiled and said: "I'm here to listen, after all, I'm still the producer of this play!" ”

The fat man rolled his eyes.

Besides, inside the house, Liu Dehua looked at the lit candles and asked, "Director Wang, you won't welcome us if you're so romantic, right?" ”

Fat man: "Of course not, we are very strange here, it will suddenly trip and lose power at every turn, in order to prevent it, it is better to light the candle!" ”

Huang Rihua picked up a colored videotape that the fat man had put in advance, and said in surprise: "Director Wang, I didn't expect you to have such a good thing here, out of print!" ”

The fat man hurriedly ran over and grabbed it in his hand and whispered: "Everyone is a man, and it is tacit!" ”

Ye Zimei didn't know why, so she came over and said, "What's the tacit understanding?" ”

The fat man hurriedly waved his hand: "Oh, nothing? We're talking about this aspect of cinematic art. But before he finished speaking, he accidentally knocked over the stacked videotape next to him due to excitement. Ye Zimei politely bent down to pick it up, but when she saw the covers of those videotapes, her cheeks immediately flushed.

The fat man regretted that his image had died on these belts, but he still coughed cheekily and said: "Please don't misunderstand, these are purely my exploration of art...... exploring the composition of self-instinct and the moral defense line at the top of humanism contained in the sharp contradictions between men and women... I said, do you understand? I don't understand, I don't understand it's understandable, it's normal, the knowledge in it is very profound, it's not something that can be understood overnight, I'm also exploring in exploration, groping in exploration, mainly grasping a center and two basic points......"

Wow, I almost suffocated the fat man in one breath. Baidu search,,Provide this book。

The fat man still wanted to justify himself, but his salty and wet nature had betrayed him, and Chen Xiaotang and the others looked at him and laughed "hehe".

The fat man was speechless, so he had to raise his hands in surrender, "I admit it, I'm a little lewd!" However, as a man, this is also forgivable, ok?! ”

Chen Xiaotang and everyone: "I'll pick ----! ”

Collective middle finger up!

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