Down with the best phoenix man (7)
"Lin Qi, Lin Qi, wake up." A female classmate of Lin Qi's class ran into Lin Qi's dormitory with a snort, and found Lin Qi sleeping sweetly in the quilt, and hurriedly pulled her out of the quilt, "You are still sleeping, there is an old lady downstairs, who is jumping there and scolding you!" ”
Lin Qi opened his eyes in a daze and wiped his sleeping fluffy hair, "Do you say I look like a bun?" ”
The female classmate didn't understand what it meant, "It's not like ah, oops, what does this have to do with that old lady?" You're not going to hit someone with a car, are you? ”
"Since it's not like buns, why are you always worried about things that are not as good as pigs and dogs?" Lin Qi sighed and reluctantly crawled out of the bed.
An Tangerine, who was holding the head of the chicken nest on the side, came over, "Damn, that old woman is not the scumbag's wife, right?" If you lose this kind of fight and go home to find your mother, he can really do it. ”
Lin Qi spread his hands, "Alas, I don't know why I was blind and thought this man was pretty good?" ”
"It's probably because of pig!"
"Well, you're the ...... of that lump of soaring"
Lin Qi had already guessed who the old woman downstairs was, and he didn't know if she was called by Fang Youzhi. This old thing is used to rolling around and splashing, crying on campus, and Fang Youzhi doesn't know if he will have the face to pretend to be high in front of girls in the future.
Lin Qi quickly got dressed and took care of his hair, and walked downstairs in the bedroom unhurriedly surrounded by several girls in the dormitory, after all, he couldn't let that old thing curse himself all the time, right?
While going down the stairs, he called a few people, and An Cheng also kept calling to inform the classmates in the class to come over.
To say that Lin Qi's classmates have a better relationship with their classmates than other classes. More than 20 boys and girls are like brothers and sisters, and many of them are from the Northeast, so the group is very united. I heard that Lin Qi, the eldest in the class, was blocked at the door of the dormitory early in the morning and bullied. That's it, more than two dozen people put down their breakfast or crawled out of the warm quilt, and hurried downstairs to the bedroom.
Downstairs at this time, there have already gathered a lot of students to watch the excitement, to say that the life of college students is the most idle, it is not easy to see such a lively, not to see it is rare!
Lin Qi just walked out of the door of the bedroom and looked, alas, I'll go! Boy! This old lady is sitting on the ground and afraid of howling on her thighs! He was wearing a half-worn padded jacket. On his feet was a pair of cotton shoes with a thousand layers of soles that he had received, and the cloth was torn out of nowhere, revealing several handfuls of gray and blackened cotton.
He wears a plain green turban on his head. Her gray hair seemed to have not been washed for a long time, greasy and messy combed behind her head, a yellow and thin old face with her drooping eyelids, and a mouthful of big yellow teeth. It doesn't look like a beggar in the city is as decent as it gets.
"Ugh. I'm not alive anymore! This city guy bullies us countrymen! Poor my son finally found a daughter-in-law, all his heart was on her, and he took her back to his hometown to see the door. She was good, she went to my house and thought my family was poor, so she gave us a look with a calm face, and before her ass was hot, she patted her ass and ran. Pity my son, I chased him for a long time in the middle of the night. I almost froze to death in the snow shell, she has no conscience and no heart......"
Lin Qi couldn't hold back his thoughts. This old lady is also a talent, and she really wants to do that with a few howls, if she had gone to the troupe or sang a duo in the early years, maybe she could really be a corner.
I don't know if Fang Youzhi arranged this performance, seized the gap in the shift change in the security room, and took advantage of the students' breakfast to make trouble downstairs in the dormitory. Old Madam Fang had a loud voice and full of confidence, and this voice howled clearly, and she could hear it clearly for miles and miles.
A teacher who couldn't look at it came up to solve the siege, after all, it was not good to let an old lady cry and howl on campus.
"Old lady, you are mistaken! This is a university dormitory, which is full of college students, and college students are not old and have to go to school, how can they get married so early? The teacher also muttered in his heart, you are an old woman in the countryside, where can there be a college student's daughter-in-law, you can't help but be in bad spirits, and you don't know how to get into school.
"How could I be mistaken, she is Lin Qi from your school. This little vixen is a little slut, she can make my family miserable with my son. If you don't do it, you city people are playing us countrymen as monkeys? Oops, I'm not alive anymore ......"
The old lady Fang kicked her two legs, her two arms and head danced like a windmill, her mouth was full of spittle, the teacher couldn't dodge and was sprayed in the face, and her intestines were blue.
"Old lady, the school is not a place for you to make trouble, you have something to do to go to the child's teacher or the principal. Besides, it's normal for people to break up without a license, and you can't make a fool of yourself here, how bad the impact is! The teacher endured the nausea and patiently persuaded him.
Who knows, these two sentences can stab the hornet's nest, the old lady Fang didn't stare at her legs, she actually fluttered up with her hands and feet, stared at the teacher with two eyes, and scolded: "How old are you?" Dare to care about me? That little slut Lin Qi and my son went back to our home, that is, from our old Fang family, and then I want to change my mind and find another man, I'm phew! Who is rare about her broken shoes? ”
These words were like cold water falling into hot oil, and the loud bang caused an uproar. The teacher's face turned blue with anger, and he threw up his sleeves and was about to go to the security guard.
At this time, there was an angry shout from the crowd: "Bah! You're an old lady who is here to slander people, right? If you want to play a scoundrel bully in our school, you can dream about it! A few spicy girls squeezed out of the crowd and rolled up their arms and sleeves to beat the old woman.
"Wait." Lin Qi said to stop him, "Classmates, don't be like her, if you touch a corner of her clothes, she will lie down and make money, we can't be so idle." I know this old lady, she is Fang Youzhi's mother, I went to the countryside with Tangerine to interview, borrowed his house, I didn't expect his son to entangle me, and now even the old lady has moved here, and it is really a dog skin plaster that can't be torn off. ”
"Nonsense, it's obvious that you and my son are having a relationship, and you're going to get married when you go home with him and look at the door......" Old Lady Fang was anxious when she heard it, this girl actually dared to lie!
"Shut up!" Lin Qi's eyebrows were raised, "I looked at my classmates and couldn't bear to speak disrespectfully to his mother, but now you have repeatedly slandered me and poured dirty water on me, and I, Lin Qi, am not a soft persimmon to be bullied." Don't say that your family is just an ordinary peasant family, even if your family is a billionaire, with your temperament, no woman is willing to marry into your family! ”
(The web page crashed halfway through the writing, and all the words that I had worked so hard to code were gone, and I was angry and wanted to smash the computer, woo...... (To be continued......)