Chapter 42: The Explosive Ball
"Wu Xuan, did you really see that Teacher Niu stuffed it?"
"Of course not."
Wu Xuan said bluntly and did not deliberately add oil and vinegar. The light fragrance in the car makes people feel refreshed, although there is no skill at this time, but it can be distinguished that the fragrance is mixed with the body fragrance of beautiful women, which is a very wonderful feeling.
As if he could see that Wu Xuan was carefully savoring the smell in the car, Chen Jing's face appeared red again, her Beetle was the first time a man had ridden since she bought it, although it was only a little boy who was only seventeen years old.
"You didn't see it, how can you be sure he did it?"
Wu Xuan smiled: "Huh? Doesn't Mr. Chen suspect that I plugged it? The possibility that Niu Jian said also exists. ”
"Hmph, I understand Niu Jian's thoughts very well, besides, what's the benefit of you doing this?"
"Hehe, speaking of benefits, aren't I enjoying it?"
Looking at Wu Xuan with a smile on her face, Chen Jing's heart beat faster for no reason, this kind of bad smile was so attractive, she actually remembered a certain male classmate in high school, so the red glow on her face flew up again, and Wu Xuan, who was looking at her sideways, was stupid, she didn't expect a mature woman to blush, a mature woman was so tempting.
"Crunch ......"
Finding that Wu Xuan had been staring at himself for a long time, Chen Jing's accelerated heartbeat couldn't be calmed, and he braked sharply in shame, Wu Xuan was caught off guard and hit the front windshield.
"Oh, Mr. Chen, you are playing murder, I really didn't put the plastic bag in the exhaust hole, but Niu Jian hid behind the tree and peeked is real......"
"Poof......
Seeing Wu Xuan's embarrassment, the anger in Chen Jing's heart disappeared, and the car started again, and said with a smile:
"Okay, okay, I believe in you, where is your home, I'll send you back."
"Hehe, it's still not necessary, I'm a man anyway, how can I let a beautiful woman send a man home?"
"Cut, are you a man? Why didn't I see it? ”
"Huh? I said beautiful teacher, do you really want to confirm it? ”
Chen Jing's heart beat faster again, her face was as red as blood, and she had no choice but to change the topic. "Poor mouth! Can you take the top 10 that you said this week? If you can't make it to the top 10, don't blame me for being unkind to you. ”
"Don't worry, it will work."
"And oh, I'm going to have a home visit over the weekend, so get ready."
"Ah, home visits?" Wu Xuan was immediately depressed, why did he want to visit his home for no reason? If this is visited, wouldn't it be helpful to find Zhang Qiang to deal with the parent-teacher meeting? That's not going to work.
"Don't say no!" Chen Jing saw Wu Xuan's hesitation, so he immediately said it to death, while Wu Xuan was even more depressed, knowing that he wouldn't tell the address of his home just now, this is good, there is no way to hide.
For the home visit, Chen Jing also just thought of it on a whim, Wu Xuan, a poor student with poor grades, made her feel like she didn't know where to start, and as a young teacher, the enthusiasm and passion burning in her heart made him feel a challenge that he had never felt before, so she wanted to confirm what kind of family created a strange thing like Wu Xin.
"Okay, anyway, Li Xinyan and Tang Tang have to make up lessons for me on the weekend." Wu Xuan finally agreed, at most he was beaten by his mother, which is no big deal.
The next day, Wu Xuan got up early in the morning and came to the rental house, at this time Sun Hai and Meng Lei were already in full swing in the rental house, and Wu Xuan immediately joined the war group.
Yesterday in just one day during the day, the old man's balls about love have spread all over the campus, and even the nearby residents have heard the news, this stall has just opened, it has been surrounded by water, this business is even better than the old man before.
"Huh? It tastes different from the original. ”
Another first-time diner said, "Oh? I heard that it was originally an old man, but doesn't it taste as good as before? ”
"No, this taste is endless, tempting to think about, and I can't help but think of all the sweetness and sourness of my first love, it's amazing."
"It's because you have a preconceived idea and know the love story of this ball, right?"
"Maybe it's for a reason, but anyway, I like the taste......"
This morning's business exceeded Wu Xuan's expectations, and the evaluation of the diners was also very high, so that the stall was sold out early.
"Xuan Xuan, it seems that tomorrow's amount will be doubled."
Meng Lei said: "How is double enough?" I think it's at least twice as much. ”
Wu Xuan looked at the time and said, "Let's double it tomorrow, but no matter what, we must first ensure the quality, and we can't insult this love story about balls." ”
Sun Hai and Meng Lei continued to pack up the morning stall car, Wu Xuan went to school, Chao Xinglong was not in the seat, and I don't know whether he was looking for Huang Tengjie to discuss the conspiracy, or if he really didn't come to class.
"Wu Xuan, I heard from my classmates that you sell love balls in the snack street at the back door of the school?"
As soon as he entered the classroom, Tang Tang shouted, and the other students in the class also focused on Wu Xuan, which was said by a classmate in the neighboring class.
"yes, what's wrong?" Wu Xuan answered as a matter of course, without any embarrassment.
"I heard your meatballs are delicious, isn't that true?"
"It's the balls I sell, not my balls!" Wu Xuan pointed out Tang Tang's language problem seriously, and it was okay not to explain, but this explanation made the whole class hear the ambiguity.
"Pervert, you even take advantage of the old lady's advantage!" Tang Tang kicked Wu Xuan with an angry face, Wu Xuan didn't think that he would explain the ambiguity, so he could only say embarrassedly:
"Hehe, the shop has just opened, students are welcome to taste and give advice."
Some classmates shouted, "Is there any discount?" We're classmates, do we want to get a discount? ”
"Is it discounted? Of course you can, as long as you want to get a discounted love for yourself, I don't care. ”
"Cut, it's so cunning, it's clearly a curse."
Wu Xuan smiled: "Don't get me wrong, this business is a three-person partnership, I can only discount it in my shares, as long as I go to eat my balls, how about a dollar cheaper?" ”
"Fuck off! It's the balls you sell, not your balls! Du Wenli's scolding caused the whole class to burst into laughter.
At this moment, Chao Xinglong walked into the classroom, and the clothes on his body were naturally not the ones he wore yesterday, but despite this, wherever he passed, all the classmates couldn't help frowning and turned sideways, it was too stinky, it had been all night, and the stench on his body had not yet dissipated.
Anyone has had the experience that after a long time in the toilet, the nose will be numb and you will not be able to smell the stench in the toilet. Similarly, when you spend a long time in a crowd of flowers, you are no longer sensitive to fragrance, a phenomenon called olfactory fatigue.
At this time, Chao Xinglong was in the sense of smell fatigue, he took a full bath for an hour last night, used a whole bottle of shower gel, and vomited all the things in his stomach. It wasn't until he couldn't smell the stench on his body that he didn't give up, but he didn't know that he was in the midst of olfactory fatigue, and although the stench on his body had faded a lot, it was still easily smelled by other classmates.
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