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Playboy had to sit in the center of the stage again, although it was an unparalleled honor, you must know that he had sat in that relatively fixed position for four years in a row, and this hidden glory was not shared by everyone, including Tom Hanks.

After he and Jessica Alba entered, they just said hello to the people on both sides, and the awards ceremony began, and the old guy Billy Christo stood on the stage, and the first sentence was, "Some people are saying that Kingchan is only concerned about making money now, and he doesn't have the heart to write those really good art movies such as "Saving Private Ryan" or something, look at "I Know a Woman's Heart" he wrote last year, "Mission Impossible 2", "Black Sun Crisis", "Magic Apprentice: The Prisoner of Azikaban", "The Sixth Sense", "The Matrix 2", The box office of these six films alone exceeded $5.8 billion,"

Then he pointed his hand to the playboy, and the camera immediately focused on the smiling Chen Jin, and said with a smile: "But, Kingchan, he will say, isn't the "American Beauty" I wrote the biggest hot spot this year, it has won ten nominations." ”

With another pull, the camera focused on Fa Ge in the seat on the left, "Henry, can I ask you, which island did you drop your mail on?" This time, everyone finally couldn't help laughing, the year before last, Fa Ge filmed "Desert Island" is a DHL courier, and the reason why Billy Crystal said this is because the 4,200 votes of this year's Oscar jury suddenly disappeared in transit at the post office, so that the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences had to resend the ballots and extend the voting deadline to March 23.

Billy Crystal led his hand to Andy Lau this time, and said with a smile: "Andy, I'm honest with you, those little gold figures are not pure gold, they are just a layer of gold plated on the outside, and you can't sell them for a few bucks if you steal them," shrugged. "Of course, if you're jealous of the king's trophies, that's understandable."

Everyone laughed again, this is another interesting thing, in other words, this year's Oscars are really not peaceful, a month ago, the organizing committee prepared for the awards gala 55 golden statues disappeared in transportation. The academy had no choice but to ask the statue maker to produce another batch of statuettes. However, the good news is that five days ago, it was said that the little golden man was lost and regained, and the reason why Andy Lau was mentioned was mentioned. Because he starred in "Stealing the Day" last year (there are two "Stealing the Day", one starring Sean Connelly and Catherine Zeta-Jones, and the other starring Mark Wahlberg and Charles Theron, etc., here is the second), he is a big thief who stole gold.

Speaking of this, Billy Christo rubbed his hands together and glanced at the playboy with a smile, "A few years ago, we were talking about the Oscars being all British. They stole us Americans, but in recent years, we have begun to say that the Oscars are all Chinese, especially the guy named Kingchan, he fascinated all Americans, tonight, our "American Beauty" was created by him, and the soul of the whole film is our director, "The palm is directed over there." He continued: "He Wei, who is also from Hong Kong Island, China. Congratulations! ”

Directed his palm to the playboy again, "Ugh. We still have a question tonight, that is, the law that has always been mysterious, but also very spiritual, anyone who sits next to Kingchan will definitely win the prize, especially the lady, then, Jessica, can I congratulate you first! ”

In the midst of everyone's laughter, he smiled and looked at Kevin Spacey on the right hand side of the playboy, "Kevin, I think you must want that rule to work so well all the time, even though you and King are both competing for Best Actor." ”

Finally, he said: "Of course, if you want to know the most accurate information, you can probably call the Wall Street Journal and ask the Wall Street Journal, they are the most authoritative, the most truthful, and the first people to know the results of the Oscars, and know why, because they are actually the manipulators behind the Oscars." It is said that as early as the end of the final round of voting, the Wall Street Journal was secretly extracting voting information from the judges and trying to announce the results in advance, which made the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences angry. The academy issued an open letter on March 10 accusing the Wall Street Journal of violating the studio's privacy rights by trying to conduct individual interviews with judges to know the results in advance.

The opening remarks ended wonderfully, the awards ceremony officially entered the awards period, and one by one the awards fell into the hands of the ecstatic, and Playboy's first title for best editing lost to Tarichi of "American Beauty". Anwo, next, it's his turn to present the awards.

What he wants to award is the best movie song, it is said that the nominees will not go up to present the awards, but this has long been broken because of him, think about the Hong Kong Island Film Awards, it was not like this at first, but later, not to let the big names go, TV broadcasters and sponsors are not willing to give money, what should I do?

Hollywood has so many routines, there are not many famous beauties in Hollywood, this time with Playboy is Winona Ryder, she is the star of "Soul Shifter", but she does not have any nominations this time.

As soon as the playboy went up, he joked, "Winona, okay, I'll call you Ryder, maybe Winona is someone's intimate nickname, isn't it?" Winona Ryder glared at him and shrugged with a smile, "Seriously, I don't want to stand with you, I even think the organizers want me to be ugly," dodging Winona Ryder's pinching hand, "Really, I seem to feel the angry look of a man in front of the TV, but I'm really an honest person." ”

Everyone burst into laughter, but Winona Ryder pouted, "I don't want to stand with you, because you're always flamboyant, and besides, you're not honest at all." ”

"Mr. President, do you hear me, she is already expelling me!" The playboy shouted at Sid Gannis, the chairman of the Oscar organizing committee, who was sitting on the side of the audience: "Next time, you must change me to a gentler and more beautiful beauty, of course, it is better not to have a boyfriend." ”

At the beginning of the laugh, Winona Ryder looked at Playboy and asked, "Tell me about your evaluation of the best movie song, in this regard." You seem to be an authority," the playboy smiled slightly, "Thank you for the compliment, I don't dare to take it," seeing the beautiful woman glaring at him, he replied very seriously: "Really, this is true, I don't think I'm there yet." Maybe when I'm old, I'll be so unceremonious to accept your praise. ”

Shrugging his shoulders, he continued, "In my opinion, the excellence of movie songs is not the same as the Grammys, which are purely musical themes. And here, the movie song must match the theme of the movie, they are one, they complement each other, and only when they are perfectly combined, that is the best movie song, even if it is not so popular and popular! ”

Winona Ryder nodded, but asked again, "Since it's a good song." Why isn't it so popular, like your last year's MyheartWillgoon wasn't very popular? ”

Playboy shrugged, "I can't give you an accurate answer to this question, I think the popularity of "Myheartwillgoon" is more due to the popularity of the movie that everyone agrees with, as for the rest, it may be caused by the perspective of the judges and the different opinions between the music fans, such as what I just said, the judges look at the combination of songs and movies, and the fans are very simple. They just want to listen to the music they love! ”

Winona Ryder casually asked, "This year's nominee list." Which one do you like? The playboy laughed and shook his head, "Beautiful Miss Ryder." The two of us are partners, I don't think you're here to trick me on purpose. In the midst of everyone's laughter, he shrugged, "Actually, it's still the same point of view just now, the judges and the fans, and I all have different opinions, which is determined by everyone's different thoughts, so I can't just say which one, and, I sincerely say that there are hundreds of movies and thousands of songs a year, and it is already a very positive thing to be nominated." ”…,

Winona Ryder pursed her lips and didn't let him go, "What you say is so false, in fact, everyone who is nominated must like to win awards, and they are always a little envious and jealous when they see others winning." ”

"You mean you?" The playboy laughed, but also nodded, "Actually, what you just said is right, but, I still have to say, for example, in the competition for the best editing just now, I lost to Tariz. Anwo, I and the other competitors will be very envious of him, even a little jealous, but we will give him applause, that is our demeanor, at the same time, we also have to think that those who are equally good, when we are nominated, are not also envious and jealous, "shrugging, this is the same, it is also human nature, we do not deny some of our humility, but we are not bound by our humility, swallowed up, but more to show our excellence, this is enough. ”

There was a round of applause from the audience, the most enthusiastic so far, everyone was applauding, for a while, after a while, after a little silence, Winona Ryder looked at the playboy, her eyes flashed, "You are really good at talking!" The playboy smiled slightly, stared at her, and suddenly said very seriously, "Honey, you really can't fall in love with me, I'm going to die." ”

Everyone finally enjoyed it again, this is what Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger said at the Oscars six years ago, but at this time, the copy of the playboy did not make the witty effect diminished in the slightest, so natural and perfect.

Winona Ryder pinched the playboy and giggled, there was really a little feeling in her heart, it was normal for a woman to see an extremely perfect man, but it didn't necessarily turn into a vigorous love for each other, and the playboy finally smiled and pulled the big screen with his palm, "Okay, let's see who the lucky nominees are." ”

Personable, elegant, talented, and witty, he will always be the most popular on any occasion and the center of everyone's attention - that's what the Hollywood Chronicle said about Playboy's performance at the Oscars, and Playboy did his job well.

At half past nine, it was finally time for the final blockbuster, Playboy won the best original screenplay with "American Beauty", but the best adapted screenplay lost to "The Rules of the Cider House", interestingly, this is actually won by the Jinchen Film Group itself - the award-winning Kate Mongla is a student of Playboy's screenwriting class.

Next is the Best Supporting Actress, the award was presented to my brother and Nicolas Cage, my brother because of filming, and because of his stinky beauty, who told people that he dyed his blonde hair and was very stylish, so Nicolas Cage teased him as soon as he came up, "Leslie, have you finally decided to show your true colors?" ”

"Do you want to have a first hug?" The elder brother smiled, pulled his palm, and looked at the playboy in the audience, "I'm not like him, he only bites beautiful women." ”

Everyone laughed, and Nicolas Cage took the opportunity to change, "Then I'll ask Jessica this question later, but now, I'm afraid that many people envy the position where she sits,"

The elder brother nodded, "Yes, you and I have sat next to that guy, and it seems that we did win the award!" Nicolas Cage also nodded, "Yes, some people say that this is a mysterious event, but some people say that it was deliberately arranged by the Oscar organizing committee." ”

The elder brother laughed, "Yes, but, King and Kevin are sitting together, and both of them are nominees for Best Actor, so what should I do, will there be an exception for this year's Oscars." Nicolas Cage laughed, "Okay, man, that's more than we can do, and besides, we seem to be off topic, so I guess we'd better take a look at the Best Supporting Actress nomination." ”

The five nominees are Tony of The Sixth Sense. Camelot, Jessica Alba in "The Soul Shifter", Catherine in "Becoming Malkovich". Keena, "Sweet and Humble" Samantha. Morton, Chloe of "Boys Don't Cry". Sevigny, Playboy is not hypocritical, he is really not optimistic about Jessica Alba, although this girl has been in the industry for four years, she has not made a few movies, of course, this time with the help of Playboy, the performance is not bad, she is crazy, there is a hysterical feeling, that is what she really grew up with.

Nicolas Cage tore open the lottery envelope, glanced at it, and then gave the list to his brother, but his eyes didn't look anywhere, but raised his head slightly as if looking at the ceiling in front of him, with a mysterious smile on his face, cool.

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