Chapter 052: Fighting wits and not courage
Just after Yang Guang left, Wang Meng, Murong Yu, and Wen Xian quickly gathered in the back row and whispered.
Wang Meng was the first to ask, "Murong Yu, how did you come up with this idea?" ”
Murong Yu raised his eyebrows and said with a smug smile: "With this girl's intelligence, this is just a piece of cake. ”
"Cut~!"
Everyone gave her a disdainful middle finger.
"Hmph~!" Murong Yu snorted lightly: "Do you believe it or not." ”
After joking with Murong Yu, Wang Meng turned his head to look at a boy wearing glasses and asked, "Four Eyes, have you calculated Teacher Yang's comprehensive attributes?" ”
I saw the bespectacled boy take out a laptop and tap on it quickly and continuously with both hands.
He lowered his glasses, stared at the screen with his eyes firmly and said, "According to the previous attribute point allocation, Teacher Yang is a complete garbage character. However, during this time, it seems that his attributes have come to a big turnover. ”
The bespectacled boy's name is Jiang Tao, nicknamed "Four Eyes", and he is a highly skilled computer hacker. As long as he is given a computer, he can exert combat effectiveness that is unimaginable to ordinary people.
But it's all in the virtual world, and in reality he's just a lewd man staring at an island country action movie playing on the computer every day, eating instant noodles while jerking off below.
After hearing this, Wang Meng asked curiously, "Then how much is his force worth now?" ”
"Force value?" Jiang Tao looked at it and said, "Teacher Yang's force value has reached 9 points according to what you said. ”
"So awesome~!" Wang Meng said in disbelief: "It seems that I will never dare to fight with Teacher Yang in the future." ”
At this time, Murong Yu questioned: "That's not right! Mr. Yang's force value has reached the full value of 10 points. ”
"Huh?" Wang Meng looked at Murong Yu and wondered, "Are you a little too exaggerated?" ”
Murong Yu shook his head and said, "It's not an exaggeration at all, you didn't see Teacher Yang competing with Cai Jin in the Sanda Club." That skill is extremely good, especially in the end, the technique he used is simply to the pinnacle. ”
"So exaggerated!"
Just when everyone still didn't believe it, a boy who participated in the Sanda Club squeezed in.
"Don't believe it, Teacher Yang's palm skills are really powerful. knocked Mr. Cai out with one palm, so that he didn't have the strength to fight back at all. ”
Hearing this boy's words, everyone was instantly stunned.
You must know Cai Jin's strength is clear to them, and he is a master who has won the provincial sanda championship. But Yang Guang actually knocked it out with one palm, and this kind of combat power was simply terrifying.
Jiang Tao thought for a while and said, "Since this is the case, then adjust his force value to the highest point." ”
After speaking, his hands quickly entered it.
At this time, Wen Xian continued to ask, "Then what is Teacher Yang's intelligence value?" ”
Jiang Tao looked at the screen and said: "Before, his intelligence value was quite high, after all, he was a high-achieving student who graduated from a prestigious university." ”
Murong Yu shook his head: "I don't agree with what you said, there are many high-scoring and incompetent people in society now. Although Mr. Yang is a high-achieving student who graduated from a prestigious university, I think his intelligence value has reached the point of being mentally handicapped. ”
As soon as he remembered the last time Yang Guang made a fool of himself in the girls' dormitory, Murong Yu felt that he had reached the point where his IQ had no lower limit.
If Yang Guang knew Murong Yu's thoughts here, he would definitely burst into tears.
"Lao Tzu has low EQ, when did it become an IQ without a lower limit."
Wen Xian nodded and agreed: "Murong Yu is right, after Teacher Yang was kissed by her just now, the whole person instantly became an idiot. Immediately agreed to our request, and his IQ was not much higher in such a situation. ”
When Murong Yu heard Wen Xian's words, he immediately blushed and said coquettishly: "Dead Wen Xian, what nonsense are you talking about!" ”
"Hehe~!" Wen Xian chuckled: "I saw it all just now, and I pretended not to admit it." ”
So with the unanimous approval of everyone, Yang Guang was demoted from a high-IQ intellectual to a mentally handicapped with unlimited IQ.
After everything was done, Wang Meng asked eagerly, "Four Eyes, is the result out?" ”
Jiang Tao stared at the computer screen, typing in a series of numbers with both hands.
Finally, he raised his head and looked at the crowd: "The results are out." ”
Murong Yu also asked expectantly, "What is that?" ”
Jiang Tao glanced at everyone and said slowly: "The result is that Teacher Yang is a person with a well-developed mind and simple limbs, and if you want to deal with him, you can only fight with wits and never courage. ”
This point is deeply touched by Wang Meng, who Yang Guang has singled out, and he empathizes and says: "This sentence is good, fighting with Teacher Yang is simply looking for abuse." It seems that there is only one way to fight wits with him, and there is no other way. ”
Wen Xian said with a face full of disbelief: "After all, Mr. Yang is a teacher who teaches us history, is it a bit too to say that he is simple-minded?" Is it possible for simple-minded people to go to prestigious universities? ”
"Huh?"
After hearing this, everyone was speechless for a while, and they also felt that this was indeed the case.
In the end, Murong Yu clapped his hands and said: "Don't be entangled, just treat Teacher Yang as Zhu Bajie." You must know that Zhu Bajie was also the Marshal of Tianpeng who commanded 800,000 heavenly soldiers in the Heavenly Court before, but it turned out to be not a human head pig brain. ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly appeared with black lines.
So in this confusion, Yang Guang was increased or subtracted by everyone and became a stupid big man with a pig's brain.
As a member of the organizing committee, Wen Xian came to a final conclusion.
She coughed and said with a serious expression: "After our countless rigorous arguments, we have completely come to a conclusion. That is, we must not be tough with Mr. Yang, we can only rely on wisdom to defeat him. ”
This final concluding statement was unanimously endorsed.
Suddenly, Wang Meng turned his head to look at Ren Zhong, who was sitting in the corner with his eyes closed, and asked, "Ren Zhong, what do you think of our conclusion?" ”
Ren Zhong opened his eyes and glanced at everyone, and said coldly: "Boring! ”
With that, he closed his eyes again.
Wang Meng looked at him like that, and he was so angry that he burst into foul language.
"I'm damn it~!"
Only the Wen Xian on the side had stars flashing in his eyes, and he was a nymphomaniac and said, "It's a heavy responsibility, it's so cool!" ”
Wang Meng almost didn't fall to the ground when he heard this, and scolded in his heart: "If you don't talk every day, it's cool to sleep in class!" Then I won't talk every day in the future, and I'll be withdrawn. ”
Jiang Tao closed the notebook and said to everyone: "Okay, now that we have reached a conclusion, let's go back!" ”
Just as everyone walked back to their seats, a cold wind rushed towards everyone.
"Murong Yu, you wait!"
"Huh?"
Murong Yu stopped, looked back, and saw a man in a black coat walking towards him.
Seeing this person, a trace of disgust flashed on her face, and she asked in a cold voice, "Leng Feng, what are you telling me to do?" ”
Leng Feng walked up to Murong Yu with an expressionless face and asked softly, "Why did you kiss Yang Guang just now?" ”
"Hehe~!" Murong Yu sneered, and said angrily: "It's really funny, what does it matter to you whether I kiss him or not?" In the future, you won't bother me, I don't want to talk to you anymore. ”
After speaking, Murong Yu turned around and strode away.
Looking at Murong Yu's departing back, Leng Feng's face suddenly became gloomy.
And the fists were clenched hard, and the green tendons on them burst out.
Just when the students in the class were thinking of ways to deal with him, Yang Guang was sitting with Kang Zhiren with a smile on his face at the moment.
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