Chapter 43: Poor Baby
PS: Brothers and sisters, Wu Xuan is about to become stronger, are you excited?
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"What expressions do you have?"
Seeing his classmates' attitude towards him as if he were a god, Chao Xinglong had not yet realized the problem, Du Wenli said unceremoniously:
"Chao Xinglong, your sister, didn't you eat shit last night, did you? He even came to the classroom today to disgust us? ”
"You...... What do you mean? Chao Xinglong didn't know that he had gone online yesterday, and thought that he would leave school as soon as possible, and no one knew.
"Damn, I'm convinced, although dogs love to eat, they never get all over their bodies, it's good for you to play fights with Huang Tengjie? It's disgusting. ”
Hearing Du Wenli's words, and then looking at the disgusted expressions of the other students, this kind of thing was already known to the whole class, so he collapsed instantly, if he knew that it was now known to the whole school, how would he react.
"You...... You ......" Chao Xinglong's whole body trembled, and he said two words in a row but there was no follow-up, and finally left the classroom with a shake, seeing his reaction, Wu Xuan suddenly had a premonition, if he continued, it was estimated that he would be mentally ill.
"Huang Tengjie, I'm going to abolish Wu Xuan, woo woo...... You're going to help me......"
Chao Xinglong couldn't help crying as soon as he saw Huang Tengjie, counting his experience in the past few days, which day was not unlucky and devastating, it was already very good to be able to endure until today before he collapsed.
Huang Tengjie's face was pale, his eyes were like fire, and it was obvious that he had encountered the same problem as Chao Xinglong.
"Don't worry, I've already contacted him, and I'm staying at the school gate now, and I'll be punished by the school after school at noon today, and I'm going to abolish him!"
At this moment, a classmate ran over and said that the head teacher was looking for him. What's going on? Haven't you already taken a leave of absence? But when he came to the office, he found that he was talking about the toilet last night, and Chao Xinglong and Kang Zhenxiong, as well as a few people who appeared in the post, were called.
In the office of the school's teaching office, sitting in the middle is the director of education, Liu Chenggong, who just learned about the fight with a group of students in the toilet yesterday, and they don't understand it very much, are these bear children stupid or crazy? Actually a fight? What's even more annoying is that this matter has spread outside the school, and now it has changed from a big to a big thing that affects the reputation of the school.
"Tell me, what happened last night?" Liu Chenggong frowned as he spoke, it stinks...... It still smells.
Stealing chickens doesn't eat rice, fighting Wu Xuan didn't succeed, but he stinks, and now he has to be interrogated by several teachers in three classes, is there such an unlucky thing in the world? So Huang Tengjie and the others were silent, and they couldn't say anything about it.
"Why don't you speak? Do you know how much this has affected our school? Early in the morning, the Education Committee called, and eight reporters also called to say hello, you are all on the news. ”
"Ah......" This group of bear children was dumbfounded, if this is really on the news, how will they see people in the future?
"Director Liu, do you know what a spoof is? For example, the hellish videos circulating on the Internet, pictures of alien corpses and videos of severed heads, in fact, these are all fake, in order to attract people's attention. ”
"Spoof video?"
The muscles on the faces of several teachers twitched, and the stench of their bodies was almost stunning, and they were still spoofing? But it's a good excuse.
"It turned out to be a spoof, but no matter what you say, you destroy the toilet lamps and door panels, stain the toilet floor and walls, and each person will be fined 100 yuan, and then go and clean the toilet, otherwise call your parents over!"
Well, you have to clean it yourself, so after Huang Tengjie and the others left, they went to clean the toilet.
"Wu Xuan, Huang Tengjie is ready to abolish you, now there are more than a dozen people guarding the school gate, and there will be more people after school, don't say I didn't remind you."
In class again, Du Wenli told Wu Xuan about the current situation at the school gate, and Huang Tengjie's fanfare blocking the school gate is now known to everyone except for the teacher.
"There are more than a dozen of them now?"
Wu Xuan was really a little scared this time, it seems that his grievances with Huang Tengjie and Chao Xinglong are going to be broken today. But two fists are hard to beat four hands, and the heroes can't stand the crowd, let alone a dozen people, and listening to Du Wenli's statement, the number of people should be no less than forty when school is over, this is really ready to abolish yourself.
"What should I do?"
Wu Xuan thought hard, it was obviously not possible to find a teacher, looking at Huang Tengjie's posture, he was desperate to be punished and to abolish himself. When encountering this kind of hard stubble, it is useless for the teacher to come. Call the police? For such a thing as a student fight, it is useless to come to a piece of police, and it is impossible for them to come if there are too many. Looking for a helper? Wu Xin immediately thought of Sun Hai and Meng Lei, as well as Niu Bin. But it's just a thought, it's useless if there are fewer people coming, if Niu Bin comes, maybe he will use a knife, and if he really wants to stab someone, this matter will be a big deal.
After thinking about it, there is no perfect solution. I really envy the big heroes in movies and television, who fight alone with the power of one person, if only I had such skills.
Thinking of this, Wu Xuan's eyes lit up and he thought of the visual model. If you use a visual model to replicate the fight scenes in movies and television, wouldn't it be okay to turn yourself into a martial arts master?
Just do it, Wu Xuan immediately took out the phone, at this time, the cottage fruit phone is in a permanent model state, listening to Xiaobai's estimate, a little energy can maintain a permanent model for a year. Under the effect of model control, this phone is like a part of Wu Xuan's body, and as soon as his mind moves, he has been connected to the Internet, and in the blink of an eye, he has collected a lot of classic fighting movies he wants.
"No WiFi, ......" uses phone traffic to download movies, not to mention whether the traffic is enough, this speed is also outrageously slow, so Wu Xuan's brain turned and he came to Liu Chenggong's office.
Haishi No. 2 Middle School has two campuses, one is a junior high school campus, one is a high school campus, the school area is very large, there are many teachers, the teacher's computer is a network cable link, but there are few WiFi that can be connected to the Internet by mobile phone, one of which is in Liu Chenggong's office.
"Huh? Wu Xuan, is there something wrong? ”
Seeing Wu Xuan's arrival, Liu Chenggong couldn't help but feel a sudden burst in his heart, as the saying goes, if you don't have anything to do, you can't go to the Three Treasures Palace, this kid is weird.
"Hehe, it's okay, just pass by Mr. Liu's office and come over to say hello."
Wu Xuan walked straight to the table where the WiFi was placed, and only touched the table slightly, and the table was set up along with the permanent model of the WiFi. Now that the model has been established, under the effect of WiFi control, the WiFi password is also instantly deciphered, and your copycat mobile phone is also immediately linked to the Internet.
"Say hello?" Liu Chenggong frowned secretly, this kid won't have any conspiracy, right?
"Hehe, it's okay, you're busy, I'm going to class."
From entering to coming out, there was not a minute before and after, and Wu Xuan left in Liu Chenggong's puzzled and suspicious gaze. After walking out of Liu Chenggong's office, Wu Xuan saw that the door of the principal's office was hidden, and when he saw that there was no one inside, he pushed the door in, and used the same method to establish a permanent model of the WiFi in the principal's office.