0372, cut off the little JJ!!
Another Chinese reporter asked unkindly: "Mr. Tian Swollen, dare to ask if the emperor personally visited the Jin Shrine this time, this is also too deceitful, right?" Aren't you afraid of the retaliation of our Huaxia Kingdom, Han Kingdom and other countries? ”
Tian Dangjun looked a little obscene, and the little Taijun beard between his nose and lips was particularly obscene, he curled his mouth, and glanced at the Han reporter with contempt: "History is not written by the victors, but by the strong, isn't it, hahaha!" ”
"You...... Shameless, you'll pay for it! The Han reporter scolded.
"The price? Hahaha, I have the protection of the Emperor's military department, what can you do to me? Idiot! Tian Swollen laughed wildly, extremely arrogant, the angry Korean reporter trembled, and smashed the microphone with his emotions out of control, and was caught by the patrol police and arrested away.
"Hehe, something that doesn't take it easy!" After laughing at the South Korean reporter who was dragged to death like a dog by the patrol police, Tian Dang turned to look at the Chinese reporter and said, "Newspaper. Complex? Don't you think it's funny? The arrival of the Eight-Nation Alliance, the power of heaven is difficult, you still have to worry about yourself, hahaha! ”
After he finished speaking, he strode away arrogantly.
The Chinese reporter was so angry that he almost vomited blood!
Suddenly, a young man flashed out of the crowd, his face couldn't be seen clearly, his face seemed to be shrouded in a mist, and he was dressed in white.
"Smack!"
A resounding slap rang out in the crowd.
"Yaga, who attacked me?" Tian Dang stopped and looked back, but didn't find anyone making a move.
"Smack!"
Another slap in the face, this time he was slapped five meters away, breaking the guardrail, knocking a patrol officer to the ground and vomiting blood, while Na Tian was swollen with a mouthful of bloody broken teeth and lying on the ground like a dead dog.
"Woo...... Shaoga... Who...... There is a kind of ...... come out" Tian was swollen and his speech was blurred, and he was helped up tremblingly. His eyes looked around in fear. Finally saw a white shadow that made him tremble!
"Smack!"
Another slap in the face. This time he froze, his mouth was crooked, his eyes were slanted, and his face was red and swollen and bleeding, like a bloody pig's head.
At this time. The reporters scattered like birds and beasts, and many people secretly clapped their hands and said, "Kill this dog!" Seven or eight patrol officers surrounded Tian Swelling. Pick up the gun and look around, as if looking for the murderer.
All the people scattered, and only a white shadow stood in the middle.
"You...... Why don't you go? Could it be ......" Tian Dang suddenly felt that the white shadow in front of him was the person who shot just now, and his face was frightened.
"It's Lao Tzu who beats it, and Lao Tzu beats you this dog!" The white shadow was not alarmed, calm and relaxed, and when seven or eight patrolmen with loaded guns were nothing.
"Click!"
"Click!"
"Ahh
There was a pig-killing cry in the field, and Tian's swollen pair of kneecaps were crushed by the white shadow.
"Mighty Finger?!" A patrol officer recognized Bai Ying's martial arts when he made a move, and although it was as fast as lightning, he still saw the moment when Bai Ying pinched his swollen knee with his fingers. Immediately, he pointed a gun at Bai Ying and said, "Don't move, I'll kill you if you move again!" ”
“SB!” The white shadow gently held out two fingers. It was called Lingxi pointing, "Smack!" The heavy AK47 in the patrol officer's hand broke in two instantly!
The other patrolmen surrounded and fired, but unfortunately before the trigger was pulled, a leg shadow swept by, and all flew out five meters away, and everyone was deep in a bloody hole in their chests!
A man said three words before he died
"Wind! God! Leg! ”
swept eight patrol officers to death with one leg, shocking reporters from all over the world to take pictures, who is this person sacred, and he actually has such high martial arts?
"Whew!"
A red light shot straight through.
"Ahh
Tian Dang covered his eyes that had been bleeding with one hand, and shouted miserably: "My eyes ...... I'm blind! ”
"Click!"
A big strong foot trampled on one of his arms!
Bai Ying stepped on his neck and asked coldly, "You said that history is written by the strong, not bad!" Then I'll tell you what a strong man is! ”
"Whew!"
A red light shot again, and one of Tanaka's ears was broken, and he roared, as if he had gone numb with pain!
"Kill me...... Don't torture me, please......" Tian Swollen found that the white shadow young man in front of him was not a human, he was clearly a devil, it was too terrible, it was too terrible, he couldn't stand it!
"Hmph, want to die? Not that cheap! Tell me quickly, all the fake textbooks you made up before are talking nonsense, or I'll cut off your little JJ and destroy your entire clan! The soles of the white shadow's feet were gently crushed, Tian Swollen's shoulder bones were shattered, and the ghost cried wolf: "I won't say it, the emperor will avenge me!" Kill me! ”
Bai Ying was a little surprised, this person's body was tortured so much, and he was still not afraid of death, could it be the so-called katana spirit?
Hehe, look at my soul dementoring Dafa!
Bai Ying recited the soul dementoring Dafa of the "Nine Yin True Scripture" at Tian Swollen's eyes, and said: "Tian Swollen, take off your pants, and say that you are a big idiot, a beast that is inferior to pigs and dogs!" ”
Tian Swollen took off his pants, revealing a matchstick-like little JJ, the pants were soaked, smelly, and demented in his mouth: "I'm a big idiot, I'm a beast who is not as good as a pig and a dog!" ”
Then Bai Ying ordered a sentence, and Tian Dang followed to learn a sentence.
"I'm not human, I'm in good conscience. Change the calendar. History, I'm a fowl. Beast, but I was also forced by the Emperor! I want to apologize to the world's names, I want to repent!
I don't regret my death, I just hope you forgive me! ”
Click!
As soon as these words came out, the surrounding reporters videotaped, recorded and took pictures!
This scene will live on in the annals of history!
"Smack!"
A strong wind swept in, Tian Swollen came to his senses, and looked ugly and red. The naked stinking lower body, recalling the ugliness he had just now, was ashamed and wanted to bite his tongue and commit suicide, but was stopped by the white shadow!.
"Want to die? Hehe, I said that all those who participated in the compilation of pseudo-textbooks cut off little JJ, and the stench will be left for 10,000 years! After Bai Ying finished speaking, he had a shiny dagger in his hand and shook it under his crotch.
"Ahh Don't, I don't want to be a eunuch! Tian swollen and frightened urine and feces fell.
"Click!"
The white knife flashed, bringing out a blood line, a matchstick bird flew out of the crowd, and Tian Swollen in the field screamed and fell to the ground and died.
The look in his eyes before he died clearly said, why, why didn't the emperor come to protect me, why did I end up like this? Didn't you say it's okay to scribble as much as you want?
I regret it!
……
At this time, the surrounding reporters speculated, where is this white shadow sacred?
At this moment, the sky suddenly darkened, and a huge ancient warship slowly floated in mid-air, covering the sky and the sun, and the air was unstoppable!
I saw a mighty jasper unicorn standing at the bow of the boat, and on the top of the unicorn sat an old man in white with crane hair and a childish face, he was wearing a Taoist robe, pinching floating dust in his hands, wearing a purple and gold crown on his head, and a Taiji sword on his back.
Yes, this person is Zhang Sanfeng, the deputy marshal of Zhengdong!
The jade unicorn was ridden by Tony who insisted that he pretend to be morale.
The back row of immortal wind bones are all masters such as About, Nameless, Dugu Seeking Defeat, Nie Feng, Bu Jingyun, and Li Xunhuan.
"Wow!"
The giant spaceship landed, only to hear a thunderous shout from the field: "I'll wait to see the Generalissimo!" “
The masters on the warship bowed to Bai Ying's luggage one after another, and the momentum was like a rainbow, and reporters from all over the world were stunned, and they took pictures one after another!
At this time, everyone must have known that the white shadow was Zhang Lan!
"Excuse me, fellow journalists, do you see, this is the erasure of the Nanjin Massacre. Kill, make up the fate of the fake at will! I said I'd cut off their little JJs all!
Also, the people of the island country scolded us for being a bad breed and a coward, and they once scolded us for being the sick man of East Asia. Seed! ”
Journalists excitedly filmed......
At this time, I saw a figure flying out of the sky above Jingguo Shrine, this person was short, with a black face and white beard, two snow-white front teeth, small ears, and a rickety back, and his eyes were shining, very clever.
"Hmph, who is the little one, dare to come to my Jingguo Shrine to make trouble? I'll leave you dead without a corpse! (To be continued.) )