In 2004, on July 27, Zhang Yimou's masterpiece "Ambush on All Sides" was screened, and it was released on the 16th, and after ten days, the movie has exceeded 100 million. The day was Tuesday, the movie theater was on sale, and Xiao Xu took his girlfriend who had just talked about buying a ticket into the movie theater.

Because it was morning, there were not many people in the movie theater, Xiao Xu directly hugged his girlfriend to his lap: "Baby, you are so fragrant, I really want to eat you now." ”

"Oops, nasty, you're so bad."

"Men are not bad, women are not loved, hehe, brother, this is manhood." Xiao Xuse's squinting hands moved restlessly upward, trying to climb the peak.

"I hate it, why are you so much like a hooligan."

"That's because my baby is so tempting."

"Giggle."

The ** who was like no one next to the two of them angered a guy in the front row, and the guy turned around and scolded: "Shut up and watch a movie!" ”

", you're yelling, the movie hasn't started yet, why can't you speak." Xiao Xu was very upset that he dared to yell at himself in front of his girlfriend, isn't this embarrassing for his buddy!

At this time, a man with a gold necklace around his neck in the back row, his eyes were wide, his face was full of meat, and he slapped the chair: "Fuck, shut up when you tell you to shut up, don't delay Lao Tzu to watch the trailer, go out carefully and break your legs!" ”

was glared at by this big man, Xiao Xu's arrogance was suddenly beaten down, and he honestly hugged his girlfriend to watch the big screen, not daring to mess around.

At this time, on the movie screen, there is a set of shots, a huge photo as the background, a beautiful woman looking at the photo, and the photo is the portrait of this beauty.

At this time, accompanied by a sound of "killing without blood", a slightly fat man suddenly came out of the back of the photo, and the fat man spoke deeply: "When I was creating this work, sometimes I really felt that beauty was like a sharp blade, which instantly penetrated my soul." ”

"I'm bold enough, I don't know if my boyfriend would cut people." The beauty laughed.

"You don't need him to cut it." The fat man leaned against the railing, with a great artist's atmosphere, "When I was creating, I was already dead in your hands." Besides, your boyfriend is not an obstacle to us, if the relationship between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight? ”

The expression is elegant, and the love saint is full of style.

The audience in the cinema who had not yet sat down was instantly conquered by the shamelessness of this little fat man. Just when everyone thought that this beauty would be captured by the sweet words of the little fat man, the beauty shook her clothes, looked at the photo with disdain, and spoke an authentic mountain city dialect: "It's too ugly." ”

Then, walk away disdainfully.

"Hahahaha." The cinema burst into laughter.

"What kind of movie is this, who made it, it's really interesting."

"It's dripping, it's a little tasteful."

At this time, the picture changed to being on the bus. A migrant worker brother in Tubula made a bottle of Coke to drink, and then asked the thin guy next to him to help look at the words written on the pull ring, "Won 50,000 yuan." The thin guy was immediately happy and told the migrant worker brother that he was going to the capital to receive the award.

"Beijing? I haven't been to the capital, how can I get it? The migrant worker brother looked confused.

"Well, you sell him to me, and I see I have five thousand dollars in my pocket."

The people next to them all looked at these two people, and at this time, a man in a suit came from the back seat, and he wanted to give 10,000 yuan in exchange for this award. The three of them discussed in the car and all wanted this pull tab. The camera shows the other passengers in the car, all tightening their bags.

The moviegoers also seem to have something in mind.

As soon as the picture turned, the passengers in the entire car got off one by one, and after a while, the car was empty, leaving only three thin guys, migrant workers and men in suits, sitting together, with a depressed expression.

The thin guy went back: "Big brother, we didn't succeed after a morning of playing, this trick is unprofessional for us." ”

"Hahahaha." The cinema burst into laughter.

In the picture, the migrant worker brothers who don't pull a few people in the original area raised their hair back, changed their previous honesty, and said impatiently: "What are you playing, you say this, just grab it directly, why do you want to do this." ”

"Hahahaha." The audience was rejoicing again.

"No, who is this brother, why are you so funny." Xiao Xu's unhappiness just now was also dispelled by this trailer, and he asked curiously, "This is the trailer, which movie must be very good." ”

"Stupid, I'll get the subtitles later." The horizontal meat man in the back row glanced at him with disdain.

As soon as the words fell, five big characters appeared on the screen, "Shao Shuaijun's works", the five big characters paused for a few seconds, and gradually dimmed, and a line of words "Crazy Stone" appeared, and a line of small words below "August 15th, the national release, see or leave." ”

"It turns out that this movie is called "Crazy Stone", you must come and watch it." Xiao Xu's words spoke out to everyone's hearts.

"Now I know why my buddy murdered you just now, "Crazy Stone" is super good-looking, and my buddy waited a long time for the trailer to come out." Brother Hengrou suddenly patted Xiao Xu's shoulder.

Xiao Xu was startled, and when he saw that Brother Hengrou was not angry, he said: "Big brother, how do you know?" ”

"Cut, you don't read the newspapers, it's advertised every day. The second film directed by the post-85 generation, Shao Shuaijun knows no, the director who made "Buried Alive", sold tens of millions of box office for 100,000 yuan, and the film connotation is super profound, and won the best director and best film for newcomers at the Modu Film Festival. Of course, you, a young man who is still in the love of men and women, have not experienced wind and rain, and can't understand ...... at all" Brother Hengrou mocked disdainfully, and his eyes couldn't help but glance at Xiaoxu's girlfriend.

Choose! At least 36d, good cabbage is called pig arch!

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With the vigorous publicity of Huayi's Propaganda Department, almost all theaters across the country began to screen the trailer of "Crazy Stone". At the beginning of August, "Crazy Stone" had already passed the review of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television and could be arranged for release.

However, on the Huayi Brothers' side, considering that "Spider-Man 2" was released at the beginning of this month, in order to avoid the collision, it was deliberately delayed by more than ten days. In fact, Shao Shuaijun doesn't care much about "Spider-Man 2", the mighty release finally won the box office of 50 million, which is a significant decrease from the box office of the first film that broke 100 million.

Moreover, "Crazy Stone" focuses on comedy and humor, which is very different from the audience of "Spider-Man 2".

What Shao Shuaijun cares about is that the beginning of August is the final stage of the Asian Cup, and the impact on cinemas will definitely not be small. Therefore, the release date was postponed to the 15th, and the main opponents were "Shrek 2", "Thousand Machines 2" and "Xiaoping 1982", Shao Shuaijun did not have a deep influence on these movies, but I remember that they did not win any good box office.

On August 15, it was released nationwide, and on August 9, the premiere was held at the Yonghua Cinema in the magic capital, and Huayi Brothers invited stars from all walks of life and media people from all walks of life to make the final push for "Crazy Stone".

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