Chapter 332. -for-tat
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Saying that, the fat man thought he was very handsome, and threw a wink at the front desk lady, saying, "We want to see Mr. Dukefeng, please help me report it!" ā
But in the eyes of the girl, the fat man seems very low-level and cheap. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info read with me h-u-n mixed *h-u-n mixed * small-say-net, please keep in mind
glanced at Chen Xiaotang again "affectionately", and then the girl set her eyes on the fat man and said, "I'm sorry, our school rules that teachers can't be seen when they're in class." ā
In Chen Xiaotang's eyes, the fat man, who was completely obsessed, continued to wave his masculine charm and said: "The rules are dead, but people are alive!" Besides, the rules and regulations are all set by people. We really have something very important to find Mr. Dukewind... Why don't you register with you here, and let my friend in first, okay? ā
The girl still shook her head and said, "I'm sorry, this won't work." ā
The fat man is depressed, can he say that his charm has failed? Why isn't this chick confused?
So the fat man took out the killer weapon and said coquettishly: "No, we came all the way to see Mr. Dukefeng, I heard that his photography skills are good, we want to learn from him about ----- beauties, see you look so beautiful, your heart must be very good, you just raise your noble hand, accommodating first!" ā
The girl listened to the fat man's words, and her intuition was numb, and she said disgustingly: "If you say no, you can'----- it's useless to beg me!" ā
The fat man was "angry", and said in his heart, stinky Sanba, you don't have a face to you, do you want your fat man to be mad? ! Lose your mother!!
Chen Xiaotang next to him kicked him when he saw the fat man rolling up his sleeves and glaring at him, and then said to the girl with a smile: "That's the case, beauty, we really have to come all the way to find Mr. Duke Feng, I think you are very good, please be accommodating, okay?" ā
The girl originally wanted Chen Xiaotang to speak, but when she saw that the dead fat man finally shut up, the idol finally begged herself, the girl didn't mention how sweet her heart was, her eyes looked at Chen Xiaotang "affectionately", and said: "Ah Tang, Brother Tang---- others can't, you say so, of course it's okay---- he's on the fifth floor, walk slowly, be careful, the stairs are slippery-----"
Chen Xiaotang trembled and went upstairs.
The fat man is still feeling sorry for himself, why is it not working?
The girl is not seduced by his charm, and the blow to the fat man is too great. So the fat man decided to stay and conquer this girl completely... / The full text of the advertisement did not follow Chen Xiaotang upstairs.
Let's talk about this side again. A large, bright classroom was full of people, and a blonde and curly-haired ghost man was in class. The blackboard in the classroom reads in chalk: "The ambiguous relationship between body photography and light." ā
A sturdy male model was standing in the middle of the class with some trepidation, staring at the ghost, waiting for him to give orders.
"Take off your clothes first." The ghost teacher said to the male model.
The male model snorted and began to undress, his movements were very slow, and he looked like he was doing a mannequin for the first time.
Suddenly, the male model basically stripped off his body, leaving only a pair of pants underneath, the male model hugged his arms, looked at the female students in the audience who were staring at him, and said shyly: "That's okay, right?!"
The ghost guy shook his head, "No, you can't ---- it below, take it off!" ā
The male model couldn't help it, "No, I can't do -----"
"Can't do it? So what do you come to do? The ghost asked.
"There's a lot of money, so I'm here."
"If you collect the money, then do it---- don't delay my time any longer!" The ghost guy said angrily.
"But I -----" The male model ran out of ideas, and finally reached out pitifully and said, "Then can you give me a piece of cloth, you can cover your shame." ā
The ghost guy groaned for a moment, "You pick the things here!" ā
The male model covered the bottom, walked obscenely to a pot of banana trees, picked a banana leaf, then covered it underneath, turned around, and smirked at the big guy.
Seeing him like this, everyone laughed.
When the ghost saw that he had finally taken it off, he pointed to the male model and said, "What is the first thing you think of when you see him like this?" ā
Everyone was stunned.
At this time, a female student stood up and said, "I thought of -----!" ā
Hahaha!
The crowd laughed again.
A male classmate stood up: "This male model is in good shape, and he is about to catch up with me!" ā
Someone else stood up and said, "What does this have to do with the art of photography?" ā
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I only heard the ghost teacher say: "It has a lot to do with it, because photography is not simply to photograph and record what you see with your eyes, but to present what you see, plus your private emotions and cognition, and feed back to the people who watch your photographic works." In other words, what you are photographing is not the scenery, but your own perception. ā
At this time, a male student stood up. said in a contemptuous tone: "Mr. Du, everyone understands what you said, but photography is originally a simple art, is it necessary for you to package it so mysteriously?" I don't know what I know, I just know that nine out of ten people who are naked like him will think pornography and not art! ā
This classmate has sharp teeth, but he is also reasonable, and many students are curious to wait to see how this ghost teacher explains. Or to put it simply, waiting to see him laugh.
The ghost teacher smiled: "Actually, you have a very wrong perception of mine, pornography is also an art in itself!" ā
As soon as these words came out, the students immediately began to discuss, "How is it possible? "Pornography is also art? Doesn't this tarnish the purity of art? ā
The male student who asked the question raised his chin even more disdainfully: "It's hard for us to agree with what you say!" Because in the eyes of all of us, pornography is unsightly, and it can't be called an art category at all! ā
The ghost teacher was neither anxious nor annoyed, and there was a smile on his face, which made his slightly pale face flush with a strange flush.
"Yes, as a normal person, you tend to distinguish between pornography and art, and if you want to see this model who has stripped naked, the first thing that comes to everyone's mind will be pornography, but is that really the case?" Saying this, the ghost teacher waved his hand, "Trouble, please turn on the light I arranged-----"
As soon as the ghost's voice fell, only to hear a click, the whole teacher went black, and then a beam of light shone on the backdrop behind the male model, and the reflection was reflected on the male model, forming a very montage halo effect.
"So now----- "Ghost Sensei," the ghost teacher pointed to the girl who was the first to stand up and speak, "------ what do you see now?" ā
The schoolgirl lifted the glasses on her nose and stared carefully at the male model in the halo, "It's like ------ a mountain of muscles!" ā
"Yes, in terms of light, it's a muscular mountain---- so does this mountain have any beauty?"
"There are ------" This time, almost all the students said in unison.
The ghost teacher smiled: "Yes, this is the charm of photography, under the backdrop of light, it can turn ugliness into beauty, and pornography into art, and this is the topic of the course I want to explain to you today------ ambiguous relationship between body photography and light." ā
Unexpectedly, this ghost guy made a detour, but in the end he returned to the topic, and some students admired it a little.
The ghost continued, "May I ask if anyone was ever spanked by your father or mother when you were younger?" ā
"Absolutely! Or hit it with the soles of your shoes! A male classmate said.
"But they didn't play very hard!"
"Hahaha, that's your luck, when my dad beat me, he didn't show mercy!"
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After listening to the words of the classmates, the ghost teacher said: "Actually, spanking can also be explained by the principle of light in photography, if it is night, your father can't see that your buttocks are red, so he will beat harder; On the contrary, if it is in a well-lit place, he can see the miserable condition of your ass at a glance, and his heart aches, and he will not exert himself anymore! You're right?! ā
So the students present laughed again, but this time the laughter was a laughing gold of appreciation and admiration, and the atmosphere was completely different just now, and even the male classmate who deliberately found fault just now had to sit down.
Duke continued: "In fact, people often like to use their own eyes to perceive the things around them, and then add their own emotions to it, for example, when we see a beggar on the side of the road, we will have a kind of pity in our hearts, when we see the bad guys, we will have hatred, when we see children, I will feel cute, in other words, what the eyes see, reflect all the joys, sorrows, sorrows, emotions and desires of our human beings, so photography itself is a very profound art, and the use of light for photography, It is equivalent to attaching the soul to photography, making it more flexible, and it can move people's hearts by simply looking at it. ā
"So I would like to ask, since light gives photography the soul, how can as a photographer convey this soul to the audience in the most perfect form?" Suddenly. An unfamiliar voice asked.
Duke followed the prestige and saw a handsome man sitting in the back row of the class, looking at him with a strange gaze.
When other people heard this culture, they couldn't help but look back at the man, and immediately, several female students covered their mouths in surprise, as if they couldn't believe it, and several male students also looked at the man in amazement, and said in their hearts, no, it looks so similar to that Chen Xiaotang?!
Could it be that Chen Xiaotang has come here?!
Impossible, how could a big star come here to listen to the class?!
Everyone had different guesses, but they couldn't believe that the person in front of them was Chen Xiaotang.
But in fact, this person is Chen Xiaotang!!