Chapter 13 Do It Yourself
"You...... You ......" Zhang Tingting's whole body trembled.
Adulterer and adulteress...... O adulterer and adulteress!
"If you don't like to see it, you can change rooms." Xiang Beibei squinted and smiled, tapped his little gloves twice, and said with charm: "Husband, are you comfortable?" ”
"Uh...... Cough! "Shangguan is very embarrassed, I don't know what to say, of course it's comfortable, but Zhang Tingting is watching from the side! If there is a real murderous aura, it is really cold and piercing!
No matter how angry Zhang Tingting is, in the final analysis, she is just a pure little virgin, how can she be like Xiang Beibei's face as thick as a city wall, and her charming little face is hot enough to boil eggs.
Xiang Beibei's more and more excessive movements made Zhang Tingting ashamed and angry, and got into the next room with a pillow.
"Uh......" Shangguan smiled bitterly: "Beibei, are we a little too much?" ”
Xiang Bei smiled and said, "Is it too much?" Whether it's too much, she's gone, so we can ...... too."
The eyes are like silk, a sweet hot wind blows into the ears, the whole body of the competent person trembles, Xiang Beibei suddenly turned over and lay on the competent person's body, the fiery cherry lips were imprinted on the competent person's mouth, the slippery lilac tongue stretched in, hooked the big tongue of the competent person, the sweet tongue kissed the body of the two of them became hotter and hotter, and the competent person grabbed the waist of Xiang Beibei's pants with both hands and pulled it down hard.
Xiang Beibei's little hand was also placed on the belt of the functional, skillfully unbuttoned, and unbuttoned and zipped the pants, and pulled down.
The restraints on his lower body have fallen below his knees, and Xiang Beibei hugged the functional man tightly and sat down......
The two of them let out a comfortable sigh at the same time, and the passion was like fire for a while, and the rain turned over the clouds......
In the next room, Zhang Tingting did not close the door tightly, and the moaning sound coming in through the crack in the door made Zhang Tingting's face turn pale and gradually become blood red. Lying on the bed, covered with a quilt, his hands couldn't help but caress the sensitive parts, and a suppressed muffled snort echoed in the guest room, and the hibiscus tent was warm.
Two hours later, when Zhang Tingting heard the low roar of the competent person, she finally breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at the time, his face suddenly turned pale: "Two ...... Two hours? ”
Shangguan was able to do it for two hours without stopping? And it's only once in two hours. Two hours at a time! Zhang Tingting was shocked in her heart, how could Xiang Beibei stand it for so long?
Soon, Zhang Tingting heard that Shangguan seemed to be carrying Xiang Beibei into the bathroom, and she was curious, so she quickly lifted the quilt and raised the waistband of her pants shyly. Jumped under the bed and walked out of the guest room.
The bathroom door was closed, the living room was in a mess, Shangguan and Xiang Beibei's clothes and pants were scattered on the carpet, the pillows were already wet, and the table was crooked to the side...... They've already done it.
While sour, I was also a little lucky. Two hours is too amazing, Zhang Tingting thinks that it is impossible for her to endure two hours of bombardment by herself, it is crazy, how did Xiang Beibei survive?
At this time, Zhang Tingting finally understood, it turned out that even if a competent person did not have so many talents, it was not something that a woman could bear, if a woman guarded such a husband in the future. It is a kind of happiness, but it is also a great misfortune.
Two hours! Maybe once or twice, if it's every day. It is estimated that it will not take a week for the woman to be injured because of Yuan Yin. Causes pelvic inflammatory disease, cervicitis and other diseases, and if you don't do it well, you will become frigid, and you will have a fear of sexual intercourse.
Thinking of this possibility, Zhang Tingting wiped the cold sweat on her face, and turned her resentment towards Xiang Beibei into sympathy.
I didn't dare to stay in the living room longer, so I hurriedly went back to the guest room to lie down, so after another hour, Zhang Tingting walked out of the guest room again and found that the living room was very clean, Xiang Beibei was sleeping under the quilt, and the competent people were sitting in the same row, so it was convenient for Xiang Beibei to hug his thighs. …,
Seeing Xiang Beibei's face slightly pale, Zhang Tingting secretly rejoiced and coughed lightly: "It's over?" ”
Feeling Zhang Tingting's strange eyes, Shangguan was embarrassed: "What, I'm sorry to delay my study." ”
Zhang Tingting didn't say anything, walked to the corner of the Shangguan and sat down, picked up the exercise, but found that she couldn't concentrate her energy, and couldn't help rubbing her temples in annoyance, and said, "Are you a human or a donkey?" ”
"......" is embarrassed by the functionals.
"Two hours ......" Zhang Tingting stared at him, her pretty face flushed: "You have been tossing for two hours, are you still human?" ”
"Ahem......" The competent person didn't know what to say: "This...... There are quite a few people who are so talented! ”
"Gifted, I've never heard of one that doesn't pause for two hours." Zhang Tingting seemed to be meeting a competent person for the first time, and there was a hint of strangeness in her eyes: "I heard that men have been for a long time because they don't have enough pleasure, can't a beauty like Xiang Beibei give you too much pleasure?" ”
"Nothing......" Shangguan waved his hand again and again: "I've always been very happy, but it's been a little longer." ”
Shangguan Nengren said, if it wasn't for a long time, how could the harem dream be realized? Now there are three definite women, and in the future, Yilan and Ran Ran's two little Luoli will join in, that is, five, look at Tingting's appearance of moving her spring heart, is it okay...... Hehe, if that's the case, that's six, six...... I calculated, six people divided into two hours, twenty minutes each, just right.
It's really a capable person, and at this time, I still have time to think about the division of labor for women.
However, the idea of Shangguan is not unreasonable, and many men and women divorce because of emotional discord nowadays, which is not a 'emotional discord' at all, but a disharmony in sexual affairs.
Women are emotional creatures, as long as you make them feel happy, even if you don't have much money, she is willing to follow you, so how can you make women happy? The simplest and most direct is the pleasure of bed, if a man can't satisfy a woman in bed, the woman will gradually give birth to a resentment.
Basically, many women who cuckold men are because of their men's lack of ability and can't satisfy women, which will cause the result of red apricots going out of the wall, like Shangguan people, who can work for two hours in one breath, even if the most woman in the world, will never put on even half a green hat for him, he has raw seafood, Manchu and Han full feasts, who would still want to eat bran vegetables!
So, men all over the world, if you are not a peerless rich man like Li Ka-shing and Bill Gates, nor a powerful high-ranking official like Obama and Saddam, hone your bed skills! As long as you make your women happy, you will never have to worry about women cuckolding you.
Unless your chick is watery, or the third party who cuckolded you is even better than your bed......
Zhang Tingting was silent for a moment and asked, "You and Xiang Beibei...... Since when? ”
"This ......" Shangguan Capable Man scratched his head, feeling that he had nothing to hide from Zhang Tingting, and said, "It was two days ago, when I was having dinner at Shangri-La." ”
"You ...... Are you here at the hotel? Zhang Tingting was dumbfounded, she didn't believe that Xiang Beibei would choose her first place in a hotel.
"It's a restaurant, but you can't say it completely...... Shangguan scratched his head: "Actually, there is a room on the top floor of Shangri-La, which is decorated like a bedroom, by the way, Shangri-La was opened by Beibei's uncle, and I only found out that day." ”
"Oh......" Zhang Tingting understood, and at the same time was very curious: "Was that day the first time for Xiang Beibei?" ”
"Absolutely!" This question is not a joke, but the competent person has seen with his own eyes the blood shed for him by Xiang Beibei, and the color there is absolutely pure, the pink is unpolluted, and the pure cannot be more pure. …,
"So...... Zhang Tingting made a bold assumption: "The first time Xiang Beibei, I was destroyed by you for two hours?" ”
"Uh......" Shangguan Waterfall Khan, never knew that Zhang Tingting would gossip like this.
Seeing Shangguan Nengren's embarrassed appearance, Zhang Tingting blushed, smiled, and said, "By the way, was that day your first time?" ”
“……”
Seeing the fire of gossip burning in Zhang Tingting's eyes, Shangguan was able to collapse: "You are still from an official family, and you are not a lady at all, can you ask this kind of question casually?" ”
Zhang Tingting was speechless, and she was about to die: "I...... I...... Hum! I guess you're not! Otherwise, why are you so weak-hearted? ”
Competent man: "......"
Stroking Xiang Beibei's pale cheeks, the competent man sighed, raised his left hand, and then raised his right hand: "Actually...... I have always believed in Grandpa Mao's words: do it yourself, have enough food and clothing. So, my first time has been given to my hands......"
Zhang Tingting: "......"
"Poof-hahahaha......" Xiang Beibei, who had been sleeping, finally couldn't help it, opened his eyes, and slapped his functional thighs with a smile, tears flowed, and huā branches trembled.
Shangguan Neng's face turned white, and Zhang Tingting couldn't help but sneer, and slapped Shangguan Nengren hard: "I hate it...... Dirty ...... Pervert, you! ”
The ridicule of the two girls, Shangguan Neng's face darkened, and he said angrily: "Don't tell me you haven't used your hands!" What a pure pretend! What I heard just now was real, who was calling in the guest room? ”
"You ......" Zhang Tingting's face was like a heavy jujube, her eyebrows were like lying silkworms, she pointed at the capable person, and her face almost burned with shame: "You are ...... nasty"
"Cut! Obviously you did ugly things yourself, and you said that others were indecent, I heard it clearly, the first time you took three minutes, you rested for five or six minutes, the second time you had about ten minutes, and then you rested for more than ten minutes, and the third time lasted for more than twenty minutes......"
"Shut up! Ahhhh Say no more!! Zhang Tingting covered her face with her hands and lay on the carpet, hoping to get into it in an orderly way.
For a pure little virgin, when she was rich in food and clothing, she was heard by a man, she was ashamed, fortunately the person who heard it was the future man that Zhang Tingting identified, otherwise she would really be ashamed and jump off the building to commit suicide.