Chapter 2 Director System?

The person who came had his nostrils facing the sky, and looked at Zhou Shaoming, who was so surprised that he opened his mouth wide, and laughed wildly, almost laughing out of his eyes.

The big scary face was covered with red pimples, the hot air from the two black holes with nose hair under the fat nose almost flew to Zhou Shaoming's face, and the countless yellow teeth in the cracked mouth made people feel unappetizing, and of course, the disgusting bad breath that made people jump up.

"What's wrong? Immortal jump? Lao Tzu knew that nothing was good! Zhou Shaoming's heart tightened, and he couldn't care about the girl in his arms, he sat up straight and just wanted to jump up, but he found that he couldn't get up and down, so he was forced to sit back again, covered his sensitive parts with a blanket, and asked squeakily: "What, what's the situation?" ”

At this time, Zhou Shaoming realized that he was not speaking Chinese at all, but English. It was as easy to say it as if he had passed the eighth level, so frightened that Zhou Shaoming hurriedly covered his mouth.

"Dear brother, let the lawyer tell you now!" The black sunglasses tilted his head, and he motioned to a guy standing next to him wearing gold wire glasses, his hair shiny with hairspray, and a guy like I am a lawyer and I am afraid of whom, stepped forward, and slowly sat down on the wide leather sofa, and slowly took out a cigar.

The big man next to him immediately took out the "zippo" and quickly lit the black sunglasses.

The blonde beauty hiding in the bathroom and the brown-haired beauty on the bed all looked at everyone stunned, they were not afraid of anything, but slightly covered the key parts with bath towels and other things.

"Master Smith passed away in San Francisco last night, leaving all his inheritance to his own son, the Honourable Sean Smith. As the adopted son of Lord Smith, that is, you, Mr. Smith Zhou, will no longer enjoy all the arrangements made by Lord Smith during his lifetime. That is, Mr. Smith Chow, you will be a free man and no more monetary assistance. The gold-wired glasses looked at the document in his hand and said word by word.

"In other words, you don't have anything to do with the Smith family anymore! All my father's inheritance is mine! Including his shares in the film company, up to $190 million in real estate, securities, cash, etc., all of them are mine! In other words, you will be a poor bastard from now on! I can't even use my credit card! Hahahaha! Black sunglasses interrupted the words of the gold wire glasses, jumped up from the sofa arrogantly, and pointed at Zhou Shaoming is waist and laughed wildly.

"Huh? Am I a pauper? Zhou Shaoming touched his head and said in a daze, his wide eyes were full of confusion, but there was not much psychological gap, originally he was an ordinary college student, eating and waiting for death, and the remaining money in his hand never exceeded 1,000 yuan, and now he told him that 190 million US dollars did not have his share, but he did not jump up from the bed as he imagined in the black sunglasses.

Zhou Shaoming just looked at the menacing black sunglasses in a daze, and his mind was blank.

"Don't try to play tricks! My lawyer has done it all for me! You can't get a penny, you can't get it! The black sunglasses were jumped by the indifferent Zhou Shaoming, and with a wave of his hand, everyone came out again.

Turning his head, the black sunglasses said viciously to Zhou Shaoming: "The loser who can only pick up girls, you Chinese trash!" If my dad hadn't brought you to the United States, would you have lived this heavenly life? You only deserve to grab food with wild dogs in the trash! You yellow-skinned pig! ”

“**! Who are you scolding? "Zhou Shaoming is not a person who has no anger, he didn't feel anything about what Black Sunglasses said, so he didn't say a word, seeing that this guy actually insulted his skin nationality, this is something that Zhou Shaoming, who is a little angry, can't accept.

The gold wire glasses took a step forward to protect the black sunglasses, and said seriously: "Hey, man, don't be impulsive, you must know that the United States is a legal society, if you do it, I will put you in jail!" ”

Do time!?

Zhou Shaoming was startled, his arm as thin as a hemp rod retracted again, only to hear the black sunglasses dissatisfiedly open the gold wire glasses, and shouted loudly: "Don't block him, let him beat me!" In this way, Lao Tzu can beat him up justly! ”

Black Sunglasses looked at Zhou Shaoming condescendingly, and then sneered gloomily: "My dear brother, this is the last time I call you, my father has always spoiled you before, and even my own son is too lazy to take a look, hahaha, this time, I want you to have no place in the United States, I want to see you become a beggar with my own eyes, poor, it's better to give me a roll back to your China!" ”

Holding his head high, Si Hao ignored Zhou Shaoming, who crooked his mouth angrily, and left with a wild laugh.

“**! This guy is just a bunch of shit! It's still the most disgusting kind! Zhou Shaoming scolded angrily, he knew that he was a character who had crossed over at all, how could he fight over the native American mongrel.

What's more, that guy has a billion 90 million dollars.

The blonde and brown-haired beauties looked at each other, got dressed and wanted to leave.

"Hey, what's wrong baby, we're done with this?" Zhou Shaoming exclaimed pitifully.

"You poor ghost, didn't you hear what your brother had to say? You don't have a penny left! Filthy Chinese pig, the old lady is really unlucky to meet you! The two women scolded and scolded, stepping on the high roots and walking away regardless of it, and the disdainful eyes when they left made Zhou Shaoming jump like thunder!

“**! You two see the goods of the money legs! Lao Tzu is going to stay in the United States! I will never live like a beggar! Wait for me! "Some hysterical creature was stunned for a long time, and then he howled like an outlaw wolf.

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"Super Director System On!" There was a burst of electronic female voice somewhere in my head, lazy, like the voice of a twelve- or thirteen-year-old Lori, sweet and greasy, and with the mischievous psychology of the beginning of a good show.

"What?" Zhou Shaoming was lying on the bed irritably thinking, and the air conditioning of the luxury hotel could not calm him down, and the voice in his brain made him stunned at this time.

"The super director system is on, the host is determined, the Chinese name is Zhou Shaoming, the English name is Smith Zhou, the age is 22 years old, the surname is lustful, greedy, a little bit of persistence." The female voice of the system said with a smile, but the words she said made Zhou Shaoming blush.

"Smith Zhou, ordinary human, looks B+, body A-, physical strength B, quality C-, potential C-, wisdom D-, charm E, acting f, directing ability B+, singing level B+, eloquence D-, comprehensive evaluation C."

"Short oil, I'm in shape, oh, good!" Zhou Shaoming ignored the choice of surnames by other surnames, but was proud of his figure.

"The host talent is low, and the completion of the task of this system may be 5%, which is basically hopeless. Ha ha! The electronic female voice is completely gloating, as if the little girl next door sees her eldest brother being beaten by her parents.

"Damn, is it that serious? Lao Tzu is a natural genius! Zhou Shaoming was very unconvinced.

"In view of the low host talent, start the auxiliary program, the current integration point is 100, my system is enough to make a human surname, right?" The electronic female voice turned out to be coquettish.

"Humanization? For the sake of not letting me be hit by the last eight rounds, I can barely count you as having it. What are points? What are the benefits? ”

"Points can be used to redeem various movies, songs, abilities or other items, etc., and points will be obtained for each completion of the main or side quests, in view of the host's low talent, from this week onwards, ten points will be awarded every week to help the host complete the novice task, which is an additional arrangement for the host." Little Lori's voice sounded very heartwarming.

"Great, the talent is too low and there is a reward, you are indeed a human surname, I like it!" Zhou Shaoming, who had no heart and lungs, lay on the bed and was overjoyed.

"This is a novice task, before December 31, 1999, as a director, completed 1 non-AV film work, with a North American box office of 50 million US dollars, 100,000 fans, and the favorability of any female star exceeded 80."

Zhou Shaoming was clever and jumped up from the bed suddenly: "What are you doing!" Let me make a movie? Although my potential is to win the Oscar for Best Director, how can I shoot it for a while! I don't know where the camera is heading, don't play me like this! ”

"It's February 6, 1999, and the host has plenty of time to complete the mission, and until the mission is completed, the host will be permanently named. Hey! The electronic female voice said excitedly as if she had picked up five million dollars.

Zhou Shaoming wanted to cry without tears, and the super big guy who was originally a pillar of optimus softened in that moment, lying between his legs like a dead snake.

"**, this is not a eunuch! Outside the identity of a pauper! In 1999? Lao Tzu has crossed over!! Zhou Shaoming fiddled with the dead snake-like giant, but found that it was indifferent at all, and his heart was sad, almost crying and wiping tears: "Complete a movie with a box office of 50 million!" I can't even afford to rent a DV machine now! Heavens, earth, where is the welfare of the nobles who travel through them? ”

"The host has a day to prepare, you can randomly select a movie to shoot, if you don't use my means, how will you listen to me? So, hey, hey! Good luck, host. The tone of the electronic female voice was a picture of insight into everything, and it made Zhou Shaoming feel happy and excited.

**! How can there be such a system that plays people! Zhou Shaoming wanted to cry without tears.

"Hello sir, you have to check out now, if you don't check out, you will pay for another day!" A voice suddenly sounded at the door, and when he looked up, there was a short and fat black waiter, who said with a look of disdain, it was obvious that he had seen all this happening, and knew that Mr. Smith Zhou was now penniless, so he unceremoniously ordered the eviction.

"Damn! Check out now! With a red face, Zhou Shaoming roared angrily.

Walking out of the luxurious hotel lobby, Zhou Shaoming finally calmed down, and carefully counted the banknotes on his body, 2,150 US dollars, fortunately, he didn't really have nothing as Black Sunglasses said.

Thinking wildly, a brand-new, extremely popular red Ferrari sports car was towed away by a trailer, Zhou Shaoming stayed for a long time, and then he burst out with a foul language: "I**!" That car is mine! ”

As the sun sets, the heartbroken man is at the end of the world.