Chapter 964: Killing the Chicken
"Be serious!"
Zhou Jiufeng couldn't help but laugh and knocked on the table, "The case is being handled!"
"What case?" Hu Mu looked at everyone in confusion.
"About the case of you being a hooligan!" Yu Sheng said, "This is what the girl from the village who killed the dog's head described as a hooligan." ”
Hu Muyuan also knows about the dog's head.
He jumped to his feet and said: "Isn't this nonsense, isn't it, just because I'm like this, I need to hook up with the girl in the village? I don't have to stand on the street for half an hour, my body must be as high as a leaf and my kidneys are weak, and I still need to take the initiative?!"
"Your uncle, can you not mention that I have kidney deficiency. Ye Zigao said very depressedly.
It's good that he doesn't refute this sentence, but as soon as he refutes it, everyone laughs, and the rich man who just came in goes out again.
After laughing for a while, Yu Sheng said: "This is the truth, he only has the chance to be a hooligan, I'm afraid he won't be a hooligan." ”
Strange also asked where the village was at this time, and after knowing that the village was not far from the city, she said: "It wasn't him, he hasn't left me for more than two hours in the past few months, unless he knows how to do it." ”
Zhou Jiufeng nodded, "We also know it's not him, but what is certain is that there is a monster or a person who knows magic disguised himself as Hu Muyuan, and then went around hooking up with women from good families." ”
"His grandmother's, who ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, dare to pretend to be Lao Tzu!" Hu Muyuan rolled up her sleeves and said angrily.
He has been burdened by this skin for the first half of his life, and he finally settled down for a few days, but he couldn't imagine that someone would play hooligan under his guise.
Zhou Jiufeng and the others looked at Yu Sheng, and Hu Muyuan also looked at Yu Sheng after calming down a little.
"No, what do you see me doing, it's definitely not me, is there anyone in the world who is more beautiful than Aunt Qing?"
"It's true...", "Yes, yes, the lord of the city sinks the fish and the goose", "The country is overwhelmed".
Zhou Jiufeng searched their intestines and scraped their stomachs, and poured out all the beautiful words.
Aunt Qing was very satisfied with this.
"We're not suspicious of you. Zhou Jiufeng comforted him and asked, "Do you remember that the fox demon king's son fox does not return?" At that time, he was disguised as Zhou Dafu and swaggered around the city. ”
"He? Isn't he just going to be like Zhou Dafu? Yu Sheng said.
"What if he tells a lie? He's the most suspicious of all the youkai we know, so we'll have to check him out first. Zhou Jiufeng said.
Yu Sheng nodded, it was true.
Fox Bugui is the son of the Fox Demon King, although he has now returned to the rest of his life, but if he wants to find out his son, Zhou Jiufeng is still a little jealous.
"Okay, you go check it out", Yu Sheng nodded, and asked her to take a menu from the inn.
This dish card, as well as the words on the menu card, are all unique to the inn, and the fox demon king knew at a glance that this matter was agreed to for the rest of his life.
Zhou Jiufeng nodded, and at this time, the backyard sounded the screams of chickens flying and dogs jumping and the old monk.
Zhou Jiufeng was surprised: "What kind of sound is this? Killing pigs outside or killing people." ”
"Kill the chickens. Yu Sheng stood up, lifted the curtain and was about to look, "whoosh", the old monk got into the lobby.
The hen probably also knew that the lobby was a bad place, so she didn't follow up, but just "cooed" outside and provoked.
"What's going on?" Yu Sheng turned around and saw that the old monk had been pecked with a lot of blood holes on his head, and he was also stained with chicken feathers.
The old monk spit out the chicken feathers in his mouth, "Shopkeeper Yu, the chicken in your inn is amazing, I must buy one when I leave, not to mention anything else, walking in the wilderness is absolutely down-to-earth, self-defense." ”
He straightened up his sleeves, one blue, one purple, and one blood.
Zhou Jiuzhang didn't believe it, "This is the chicken in the inn?"
"Or else?" said the old monk with a sad face, he was out of shape.
Zhou Jiuzhang was happy: "The chickens in the inn are so powerful! Shopkeeper Yu, you have to leave a few for us, and we can defend ourselves and eat our stomachs." ”
"Your idea coincides with the high leaf of kidney loss. Yu Sheng said.
"Your uncle!" Ye Zigao was already lazy and angry, blaming him for being unladylike when he met people, and he was all a bad friend.
"As the commander of the Ghost Division of Jinyi Wei Town, I will take the exam for you now", Yu Sheng opened the door curtain, and the hen who was provoking ran away with her little short legs, "You catch this chicken for me, and then slaughter it." ”
"Then you should also underestimate us, Zhou Jiuzhang alone is enough. Chu Ci said.
Zhou Jiuzhang took the lead, rolled up his sleeves and went, and then fled back quickly.
Without him, the chicken was too flexible, like a loach, running around the yard, Zhou Jiuzhang couldn't catch it, and was caught with a claw.
Fortunately, the brocade clothes are sturdy, otherwise it would be the fate of the old monk.
Chu Ci and Bu Ju glared at Zhou Jiuzhang, "As soon as I said you could do it, you got this, isn't this a joke for others to see our Dongchang?"
They decided to go up with three people, but there were too many tanks, stone mills, and sundries in the yard, and it was still difficult for the three of them to catch a chicken.
"What did this chicken eat to grow up, it's about to become a sperm!" Chu Ci, who was almost flashed to the waist by the chicken, complained.
"The greens of the inn, and the well water. Yu Sheng said.
Chu Ci stopped talking, eating these spiritual things all day long, a pig can be as fast as lightning.
They finally squeezed the rebellious chicken into a corner.
"Ha, now look where you're going!" Zhou Jiuzhang yelled and pounced on the hen.
Unexpectedly, the hen had a trick to do, flapping her wings, leaping over their heads, and flying towards the vast yard behind them.
Seeing that it was about to succeed, he suddenly stretched out a hand and grabbed the chicken's neck fiercely.
No matter how the chicken flapped its wings and struggled, its hands never let go.
Zhou Jiufeng took out the knife, gestured in front of the chicken's neck, and turned around to despise Zhou Jiuzhang and the others, "Look at your little bit of interest." ”
"You don't talk about it, if we hadn't cornered it, could you catch it?" Chu Ci slapped the dust on his body.
"Stop talking, kill the chickens first. The rest of his life shouted.
Zhou Jiufeng turned a deaf ear and said to Chu Ci: "I am unexpected, what does it have to do with you?"
"Otherwise, I'll let the chicken go, let's compare and see who will kill the chicken?" Zhou Jiufeng suggested.
Before Chu Ci could speak, Yu Sheng came over and said, "I said, what are you doing with the knife in your hand, my chicken was strangled to death by you." ”
Zhou Jiufeng was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back, it was true, the chicken's neck was almost broken by her, and the chicken was dead and had stopped struggling.
"What, I used a knife to kill chickens, I put the knife here to distract the chickens. ”
Zhou Jiufeng said that he believed it, and nodded in affirmation, "Well, that's the case, so that it won't die too painfully." ”
"If you give me less, if the chicken blood is not released in time, the meat will not be fresh. The rest of his life said angrily.
He is very picky about the ingredients.
"What then?" Zhou Jiufeng said.
"Shopkeeper, why don't you use the mirror to resurrect this chicken, and then cut off your neck and bleed?" Ye Zigao suggested.
"Huh", Zhou Jiuzhang looked at Ye Zigao, "You are not only losing your kidneys, but also your conscience." ”