Chapter 558: Private Fight with Birds
The birds hovering above the heads of the Feng family, although most of them are chickadees, there are still many other species of birds in them, and there is even a group of geese that are about to migrate to the warm zone of the south, and four eagles and falcons with eyes like torches.
What makes people feel a little surprised is that the leader of this bird, the so-called head bird, is actually a starling bird with a modest body and black feathers.
This feels like a dick making a group of tall and handsome and rich heads, which makes people stunned and feels incredible.
Not to mention a young man, even Feng Kangbo, an elderly and well-informed person, felt that this scene was a little unusual: "This group of birds and finches is really strange, and the varieties are mixed, and the head bird is not an eagle falcon or a wild goose, but a starling bird ......." ”
Before his words fell, he saw the starling bird in the lead, suddenly swooping towards the location where their Feng family was.
The head bird made a swooping motion, and the rest of the birds naturally had to follow closely. In the blink of an eye, the flock of birds hovering over the martial arts arena swooped down towards the Feng family in unison.
Although they couldn't understand why this group of birds and finches behaved strangely, the Feng family was not worried at all. Just kidding, their group of people are all martial artists, isn't it easy to deal with a few birds and sparrows? Even, Feng Tianhe, who was so cheap that the old turtle sighed to himself, licked his lips with a smile and said, "What's the matter with this group of birds?" Could it be that they are trying to attack us? Ha, a beast is a beast, and he doesn't know life or death like this. It seems that today we will be able to try something new and eat some game! ”
This guy looked at the flock of birds in the sky as if he were looking at a sumptuous meal.
"Hey, someone's going to be unlucky." Yuan Huanshan, who was standing on the left side of Zhou Xiaochuan, had a gloating smile on the corner of his mouth. At this moment, he had already recognized the head bird of the flock, which was the starling bird black boy who was still perched on Zhou Xiaochuan's shoulder just now.
Zhou Xiaochuan smiled slightly and didn't answer, but Yuan Chongyun, who was standing on his right, asked very puzzled: "Who wants to be unlucky?" ”
Yuan Chongyun had not been in contact with Zhou Xiaochuan for a long time, so he couldn't recognize the black boy. At the same time, he didn't know that these small animals around Zhou Xiaochuan were a group of little devils with extraordinary abilities and quite good at tossing.
Yuan Huanshan didn't say it directly, just smiled and said, "Uncle, look at it, it will be revealed soon." ”
While they were talking, Black Box had already led a flock of birds and swooped down to a height of only two meters above the Feng family's heads. And the Feng family was also ready at this moment, just waiting for this group of birds to fall a little more, and then they took action to capture them.
Picking up a group of mountain treasures for nothing, who would refuse?
However, just when the Feng family was ready, they saw that the starling bird that was rushing to the front suddenly flapped its wings, and it actually changed its flight path, and suddenly changed from a dive to a pull. At the same time, a gray-white bomb came out from behind its tail, "Let's go, and it fell into the mouth of Feng Tianhe, who was looking up and shouting to eat mountain treasures.
This hand is extremely beautiful, and if a pilot sees it on the sidelines, he will definitely admire it.
Feng Tianhe first felt that there was a sticky and warm thing in his mouth, and then he was filled with a strange taste of saltiness and bitterness.
"What's that? Bird poop? me! It's disgusting! ”
After realizing that it was something that fell into his mouth, Feng Tianhe jumped to his feet in anger while struggling to spit out the disgusting bird in his mouth. …,
However, at this time, a large piece of bird feces fell from the sky like raindrops, bombarding the Feng family and the people.
Feng Tianhe, who was unexpected, was suddenly drenched all over his body by this sudden rain of bird feces.
There are really a lot of Feng family members who have the same experience as him. Only Feng Kangbo and a few elders of the Feng family, with their superb cultivation, either jumped out of the coverage of the bird rain in time, or drew out the sword they carried with them to dance a piece of sword light, and bounced all the bird rain that swept aside.
The former doesn't matter, but the latter suffers from the people around him. Because, the bird that was ejected by the sword light all splashed on the bodies and faces of the people around him.
"Such a bold flat-haired brute, how dare you insult us in such a way, it's really hateful, let me die!" After using the sword light to sweep away a wave of bird feces rain that swept in, Feng Kangbo, who was furious, kicked the ground with both feet, and was about to jump into the air and kill this group of birds and birds who didn't know what to do with this second-grade Canglang sword in his hand.
However, at this time, Zhou Xiaogang suddenly and secretly flicked his right hand.
He didn't hold anything between his fingers, but with the flicking of his fingers, two colorless and formless mysterious energies flew out of his hands, and at an extremely fast speed, they shot at the Liangqiu point above Feng Kangbo's left and right knees.
Feng Kangbo, who was ready to jump on his feet, suddenly felt that his feet were numb.
"What's going on? Someone sneaked up on me? Feng Kangbo was suddenly startled.
Zhou Xiaochuan's shot was just right, just when Feng Kangbo was about to jump up with his feet. Coupled with the fact that these two mysterious energies were colorless and formless, and Feng Kangbo's attention was on the flock of birds above his head, he didn't expect that someone would dare to sneak attack him at this time and at this time.
Although the time of this paralysis was only a second or two, it was enough for him to stand unsteadily and shake his body.
This moment didn't matter, and even the sword flower dancing out of his hand fell into a state of disorder, and a few stinky bird feces suddenly penetrated the messy sword light and fell on his head and face.
"Hahaha......" Seeing the scene of the Feng family being bombed by bird droppings, everyone in the Yuan family suddenly felt that the stuffiness in their hearts was swept away, and they couldn't help laughing. Even Yuan Chongsen, who has always been steady, couldn't help but smile and joke with Feng Kangbo: "Brother Kangbo, your gossip and void swordsmanship is really sharp, I really admire it, little brother!" ”
Rao is Feng Kangbo is very scheming, and he was also angry by Yuan Chongsen's words of praise and disparagement, and he almost blew up his lungs. However, at this time, he didn't have time to quarrel with Yuan Chongsen, and gritted his teeth and ordered the Feng family around him: "Don't care about the bird shit on your body, kill all these damn flat-haired beasts for me first!" ”
A group of warriors were tossed by birds and birds with bird droppings, and once this matter spread, the Feng family would inevitably become a laughing stock in the rivers and lakes. However, at this moment, Feng Kangbo had no way to save the situation, so he could only kill all these damned birds and sparrows first to vent his hatred.
However, what made the Feng family depressed was that this group of birds and sparrows actually ended the bird poop bombardment as if they knew that they wanted revenge, and flew to a height of more than ten or twenty meters above their heads, and they were not in a hurry to leave, just hovering above their heads, chattering non-stop.
Although they couldn't understand the meaning of these birds' chirps, the Feng family felt that the chirping was particularly harsh, as if they were laughing at them.
Not to mention being humiliated by the birds, and being laughed at by them, ......,
This kind of feeling, how uncomfortable it is. …,
"If the old man had a gun in his hand, he would definitely kill all of you flat-haired brutes!" Feng Tianhe desperately rinsed his mouth with the mineral water handed by his clansmen, while unwillingly looking up at the group of birds hovering in the air.
However, Feng Tianhe's words reminded the Feng family.
It's true that they didn't come here with guns, but they did carry hidden weapons!
Although the Feng family is good at swordsmanship, they are also involved in new weapons.
However, just when the Feng family took out the willow leaf dart and was about to shoot the bird, they were stopped by the staff of the martial arts competition: "Private fighting is prohibited in the martial arts arena, and it is even more forbidden to use blades and hidden weapons to fight privately!" "No
"We don't have a personal fight." The Feng family looked depressed: "We're fighting birds, okay?" ”
This staff member was originally standing outside the range of the bird poop rain and would not be affected at all, but because an elder of the Feng family swung the bird poop with a long sword, he was affected and splashed a lot on his body. Therefore, he didn't have any good feelings for the Feng family at the moment, and replied in a cold tone: "In a sense, fighting with birds is also equivalent to a kind of private fighting. ”
"You're just fighting the birds! Your whole family is fighting the birds! Feng Kangbo was so angry that he almost burst into foul language.
Nima, fighting with birds, doesn't that mean that our Feng family is about the same level as birds? If this is not a slap in the face, then what is a slap in the face?
Fortunately, Feng Kangbo, who was furious, still retained a trace of calm, knowing that the staff of this martial arts competition were not ordinary people, but disciples of the organizer and the first-class sect Taijimen. Therefore, he could only dare to be angry and dare not speak, and swallowed all the foul words into his stomach. However, he did not forget to protest: "Is it just that?" Let us be bullied by the birds? ”
As soon as these words came out, Feng Kangbo regretted it.
What nonsense am I talking about? Bullied by birds? Wouldn't that be equivalent to admitting that our Feng family is not even as good as a bird?
Sure enough, as soon as his words came out, the laughter of everyone in the Yuan family rose a little higher.
"Someone attacked me just now." In the midst of laughter, Feng Kangbo, who wanted to change the topic as soon as possible, suddenly shouted: "Just as I was about to jump, the Liangqiu point above my knees was hit by a hidden weapon. Otherwise, with my ability, how could I have been out of order and taken advantage of by these damn bird shit! I suspect that it was this group of Yuan family members who attacked me with a secret weapon.
They have violated the rule that they can't fight privately in the martial arts arena, and they should be expelled from the venue! ”
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