"Nima's, is this Israel? Didn't the TV report that there was a war here every day? Why, I didn't see that the girl who fought Nima was really hard to rub, that ass, that breasts, that" This was Han Shuo's surprise after arriving in Israel.

When you come to Israel, you realize that pure imagination is sometimes a terrible thing, because the Israel you feel is completely different from the Israel you imagined in your mind after being exposed to television. Most Chinese have long distorted Israel in their imaginations. Everywhere in the forum, you can see photos of Israeli soldiers with real guns, which will make people think, what a terrifying country this should be, but when countless handsome guys and beautiful soldiers with real guns walk past you in groups, in fact, in addition to eye-catching, you can also feel that everything around you is so peaceful and serene.

The tranquility of a war-torn country may sound unthinkable, but it's real.

Canglong wanted to seal his mouth again, but because the country was too small, this kind of behavior was too noticeable, so Canglong handcuffed him off before he got off the plane, and the tape on his mouth was torn.

The plane landed at Israel's Ben-Gurion Airport, and with Han Shuo, Canglong left in a hurry and headed for Tel Aviv, Israel's second largest city.

This is not the first time he has come to Israel, nor is it the second time, nor will it be the third time, so Canglong is very familiar with this country, and what Canglong impresses most about this country is their intelligence department Mossad, because Canglong has dealt with them a lot.

The Mossad men were bold and ferocious, as was the rise of Israel as a nation, most famously for their pursuit of the Nazis.

Mossad agents are much more powerful than CIA agents, at least during the Cold War, the United States and the Soviet Union fought for hegemony, and the Mossad helped the Americans a lot, and everyone in the world knows that CIA agents are all over the world and are pervasive, but who knows the CIA best? It must have been the Mossad, because they had worked with the CIA for so long.

The main battlefield of the US-Soviet struggle for hegemony was the Middle East, and since the Americans supported Israel's restoration, the Middle East has never been calm.

In the impression of an ordinary person, Israel is fierce and tyrannical, but they are also wise and intelligent.

"It's better not to get into trouble with me, this is Israel, not China, if you mess around, you will bear the consequences." Leaving the airport, Canglong gave Han Shuo a preventive shot, no way, this guy is completely superb.

When he saw those GIs in Israel, he dared to tease them with words, but it was a pity that they couldn't understand Chinese, otherwise Han Shuo would definitely see the other side of these GIs, and he wouldn't just care about their breasts and buttocks.

"What's the big deal." Han Shuo didn't care about Canglong's vaccination at all, but threatened, "If you dare to be rude to me, I will shout for kidnapping, and when the Israeli police investigate, they will find that the passports and visas of the two of us are fake, and I will see what you will do when the time comes." ”

"Then you can try." Canglong said calmly.

Hearing this, Han Shuo looked like an atmosphere and was about to shout, but suddenly closed his mouth, he suddenly found that he couldn't speak a few words of English, let alone Hebrew and Arabic, the official languages of Israel, and thought that if he shouted here in Chinese, wouldn't he be regarded as a madman?

But a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he said a sentence in English: "I am Chinese!" ”

The consequence of his words was that people from all over the world who came out of the airport had strangeness, surprise, and even disdain and contempt in their eyes.

"I'm Chinese!!" Han Shuo tried to shout again, so this time everyone's eyes were surprisingly unanimous, as if to say, is this guy crazy?

"Damn, Lao Tzu is Chinese, Lao Tzu is Chinese." I'm Chinese. Han Shuo walked to the front and said half-Chinese and half-English to an Israeli taxi driver.

Then, the taxi driver didn't react for a long time, looked at Han Shuo in a daze, and then looked at the military police in the distance with a frightened expression, and beckoned them over.

So, the military and police beauties that Han Shuo had in his mind finally came over, and Canglong clearly saw that the badge of this military police officer in charge of airport security belonged to the Israeli border police special service team, and it was not uncommon in Israel to have such a high-level special service team at such an international airport.

It's just that ordinary people will think that they are ordinary police, but in fact the police are not ordinary police in Israel, and there will be wars on the borders of this country at any time, especially in the last century, from the Jewish Zionist War to several wars in the Middle East, so that almost all of Israel is a soldier.

During the war, the Israeli police must be integrated with the army and carry out a common defense battle, so the Israeli police are also called military police.

But even Canglong's doubts are exactly the same as those of most Israelis and those foreigners, what does this guy mean by shouting that he is Chinese here?

When the military police beauty asked Han Shuo to show his passport and documents, Han Shuo didn't understand at all, and kept making comparisons with his hands, saying: "I'm Chinese, Chinese, demolition examples, demolition examples, do you know?" Chinese, do you fucking understand?"

This military police sister understood the words in front of her, but she still seriously asked Han Shuo to show her documents, but Han Shuo kept calling me Chinese there, and finally scolded her, although she didn't understand, but Han Shuo was naturally put to the ground.

This military policeman's cutie is not as handy as Canglong, and the people next to him can hear the sound of Han Shuo's dislocated arm, and he screams on the ground in pain: "Ah, how can you deal with you like this, damn stinky girl, I'm your benefactor."

"Benefactor?" Canglong was a little unsure, but he knew that if he didn't go over, Han Shuo might be arrested.

So, he walked to the side of the military police, but did not approach her, keeping a safe distance, this distance was not threatening, this distance was not threatening, not because he was afraid of what this military police sister would do to him, but because he was worried that this military police beauty would mistake Canglong for Han Shuo's accomplice and would pose a threat to her arrest.

Sure enough, Canglong's distance made the military police Meimei vigilant, just looking at him, but not making too many moves.

Seeing this, Canglong took out his passport and Han Shuo's identity document, handed it over, and then said in Hebrew: "He is a madman and mentally ill, we are here for treatment, in fact, he is Japanese, and often says that he is Chinese." ”

"Japanese?" The military police beauty looked at her passport, and after a while, she let go of Han Shuo and said to Canglong, "Since he is a patient, then he must be taken care of, I suggest that you handcuff him so as not to hurt the others." ”

"Yes." Canglong nodded very gentlemanly.

Han Shuo, who was let go, vaguely saw that this military police beauty threw a wink at Canglong, and said casually: "Damn,**." ”

"What did he say?" The military police cutie naturally heard it, so she asked Canglong.

"His words are indecent, you don't have to mind." Canglong smiled.

So, before Han Shuo could react, he was handcuffed by this military police beauty, and pulled him to Canglong's side fiercely, and the military police beauty said to Canglong: "You have to take good care of him, this handcuff is lent to you, I hope he recovers soon." ”

"Thank you." Canglong nodded, and then took Han Shuo into the taxi.

In the car, Canglong untied Han Shuo's handcuffs after he connected his arms, and Han Shuo immediately said, "What did she tell you just now?" ”

"I should ask you, why do you call you Chinese in public?" Canglong asked rhetorically, "You can't be patriotic to this extent, do you?" ”

Hearing this, Han Shuo's face turned red, and he was scolding something in his heart, and after a while he said: "I read a post on the Internet before, saying that as long as the Chinese say loudly that I am Chinese in Israel, someone will definitely invite us to his house for dinner, Nima's, one day let me find the person who wrote this post, I have to hack his mailbox hard drive." ”

"Poof" Canglong couldn't help laughing, and said: "This should be the first thing you learn, what you hear is not necessarily true." ”

"Phew, don't tease me here." Han Shuo turned his head, "Don't you just know a few words in English, it doesn't seem that what you said to her just now is not English, what kind of language is that?" What are you talking about? Also, why did she handcuff me after you talked to her! ”

The more Han Shuo thought about it, the more wrong it became, looking at Canglong as he seemed to want an explanation, Canglong didn't hide it, but said: "Hebrew, Israel's Chinese, just like Chinese Chinese, I told her, you are Japanese, mentally ill!" ”

"you" Han Shuo blurted out that he was about to scold, but he immediately swallowed back halfway through the scolding, "How can you say that I am Japanese, damn, I actually became Japanese once." ”

"It's better than shouting that you are Chinese on the streets of Israel, thinking that the Israelis will warmly invite you to dinner, at least the Japanese carry you a black pot, so I mind that after you are born, you will declare yourself Japanese, because with your personality, you will violate many taboos here, and when the time comes, there is no need to smear the Chinese, right?" Canglong said calmly.

"Hey, you're right." Han Shuo immediately reacted, "But it's not right on my passport."

Han Shuo flipped through his passport and saw that Nima's name was marked "Seven Jiro in One Night" on it, and then the reason for the visa was that he was a Japanese who came to Israel for treatment.

At that moment, Han Shuo's head was full of black lines, he was indeed Japanese now, at least the Israeli military and police would get the information that he was Japanese from his passport, he hadn't looked at his passport from beginning to end, and now when he saw it, Nima's was pitted again, he was about to scold, but he saw Canglong say: "I can't imagine that people who know so much don't even look at their passports to go abroad, and they actually believe the rumors on the Internet." ”

Han Shuo knew that Canglong was sarcastic about himself, but he couldn't refute it, all of this was to blame on that damn rumor-monger, who had now become Mr. Seven Jiro in One Night