"What's this, European art statues are not all expressions of the beauty of the human body. Besides, I've heard that you Chinese girls are all muffled? After Lisa finished speaking, she squeezed her eyes at Li Tianbao.

"Cheng Chengcheng, don't hook me, I still prefer Chinese girls." After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he reached out and grabbed the male root that was broken into two pieces, and said: "It's a pity, it's a good little [***] to be broken into two sections, if it is really miserable." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Li Tianbao suddenly felt that the blue light was agitated, and flew out and went straight to his palm.

"Oh no, Blu-ray needs to fix this thing." Li Tianbao thought about it, and hurriedly closed his hands and held the things at both ends in the palm of his hand, so as not to surprise Lisa by this magical scene.

"Mr. Li, are you alright?" Lisa looked at Li Tianbao, who was a little weird.

"Blue light" returned to Li Tianbao's eyes, he snorted and said, "It's okay, it's okay, let's go to dinner, and take you to taste the authentic Beijing 'roast duck'!" ”

After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he took Lisa and walked towards his luxury sports car.

……

On the dining table of Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant, Li Tianbao ordered a set of roast duck.

Lisa saw the fragrant and charred crispy roast duck and exclaimed: "This is the Beijing roast duck, this is the first time I have eaten it." ”

After saying that, Lisa learned to clumsily pick up a piece of roast duck with chopsticks and put it in her mouth. Li Tianbao hurriedly stopped him and said: "Roast duck can't be put directly in your mouth, look at me, first use chopsticks to pick a little sweet noodle sauce, spread it on the lotus leaf cake, clip a few roast duck slices and cover it, put a few green onion strips, cucumber strips or radish strips, and roll up the lotus leaf cake, which is the most common way to eat." ”

"That's right, then I'll try." Lisa tried the process that Li Tianbao handed her to, and slowly started to do it herself, although it was a little awkward, but it was also completed, and the moment she put it in her mouth, his eyes widened in surprise, and then he began to chew it heavily.

"Wow, like." After Lhasa finished speaking, he looked at Li Tianbao and said, "Isn't there any wine?" ”

"Hey, you love to drink too?"

"Of course, in your Chinese words, 'I'm a drunkard.'"

"Haha, can there be such a beautiful drunkard! Because you're a girl, I didn't order a drink just now, and it seems that there is no reason why I can't be a French female alcoholic now. ”

Li Tianbao's alcohol addiction at this time has been enough. He called the waiter and ordered a bottle of Moutai.

Li Tianbao picked up his glass and said, "Come on, Lisa, let's have a toast first, this is China's Moutai, China's No. 1 brand, but it will be cheaper to buy in your foreign country than in China." ”

Li Tianbao drank it all, and then watched Lisa finish the wine, revealing a trace of bitterness, and said to Li Tianbao: "This wine is so strong!" ”

"Are you used to drinking red wine, and you can't get used to drinking white wine, but this wine has no stamina."

"Then let's have a drink."

Lisa showed that she did not admit defeat, poured Li Tianbao's wine glass, then filled her own wine glass, and then took the wine glass and drank it all.

"Wow, that's a little comfortable now."

Li Tianbao looked at Lisa's drinking, and said: "Good guy, we use three taels of wine glasses, people who drink like this, let alone women, I have never seen even the old men." ”

The pride on Li Tianbao's wine table was immediately ignited and burned by Lisa, and the two pushed the glass and changed the lamp and started a crazy wine fight.

Don't look at Lisa, she was not used to drinking liquor at first, but after more than half a catty of wine, her amount of alcohol was slowly revealed. Li Tianbao is a drunkard like a life, and when he meets such a drinker, he is naturally happy to fight with Lisa to the end.

This time is different from drinking with Miyazaki Ohno in Saimoto, the type of alcohol including the utensils is different, and I often pay attention to etiquette when I drink, so I don't drink very quickly. Lisa obviously represents the atmosphere of Europeans and Americans, and drinking wine is like drinking water when an athlete is thirsty, which makes Li Tianbao a little overwhelmed.

However, in two or three hours, the two of them had already drunk three bottles of Moutai, and at this time, Lisa and Li Tianbao had no big problems.

"Lisa, your amount of alcohol is really good, sir, I really met a drinking friend."

Lisa listened to Li Tianbao's words, winked at Li Tianbao with a pair of hooking big eyes, and said, "Why don't you call me a French, isn't that beautiful?" ”

"Haha, don't say it, I'm just playing with you." Saying that, Li Tianbao called the waiter and said, "I'm here for two bottles of Moutai." ”

"Wait." Lisa stopped the waiter and said, "Is there any French wine, I want to drink red wine." ”

"Red wine!" Li Tianbao thought to himself, "White wine with red wine, Lisa is trying to get me drunk." ”

Since Li Tianbao, who is the world's largest drinker, that kind of thought also flashed, and Li Tianbao, who had never met an opponent at the wine table, naturally didn't take Lisa seriously.

The glass was broken into a one-horn bar, and the wine was replaced with the famous French wine "Lafite".

"Cheers," Lisa said, gulping it down.

Li Tianbao looked at the bottom of a glass of red wine and said: "How can you drink like this, I don't understand why when drinking red wine, I use such a big glass, but pour a glass of wine at the bottom." ”

"Red wine should be served in a goblet with a round belly, of course, the feet should not be too high, and when serving the wine, hold the glass with five fingers apart, so that the hand temperature can be transmitted to the wine, because red wine can only taste when it is close to room temperature."

After Lisa finished speaking, she gently shook the glass so that the wine was suspended, and then observed it as if she were admiring a beautiful painting.

Looking at Lisa's wild drinking just now to the elegance now, Li Tianbao felt that the contrast was too great for a while, as if he was slightly drunk. Li Tianbao picked up the bottle of wine just now, and then poured his goblet to the brim.

"Drinking, fighting, you should pour it full, this is called 'light tea full of wine', come, I will fill it for you." After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he took Lisa's wine glass and poured it full.

Li Tianbao poured all the wine from the goblet into his stomach in one gulp, and then filled it again, and when he was about to drink it, he found that Lisa was looking at him stupidly with a pair of eyes.

"What do you want me to do? Drink! ”

At Li Tianbao's strong request, the two of them uncharacteristically drank high-end and elegant French red wine with a full glass.

"Hehe, Mr. Li, how much did we drink?" Lisa's eyes were a little glazed, and she looked like she was drunk.

"Lisa, don't call me Mr. Li, see if you mean enough, allow you to call me 'master'." Li Tianbao was drunk and didn't forget to tease Lisa.

"'Master', I don't call you 'Master', do you think I don't know that you are making fun of me?"

"Yo he, the stupid girl has opened her mind, and she still knows 'finding fun'." Li Tianbao said with a smile.

"Hehe, I'm not a stupid girl. If you want me to call you 'Master', you can, but you have to call me the most beautiful name. Lisa said with a smile.

"'The most beautiful title'! What the most beautiful name. Li Tianbao was a little puzzled.

"French."

Lisa's words made Li Tiancheng laugh.

"Lisa, I've told you all, so the French girls are also teasing you, just like making fun of you?"

Lisa listened to Li Tianbao's words, first smiled, and then looked at Li Tianbao affectionately with a pair of beautiful eyes, and said: "'Niang'er' is mostly used to express contempt for adult women, with a strong sense of color, mostly to express disgust, contempt, disgust and other meanings. ”

Lisa's words, Li Tianbao was immediately a little moved, and he was a little embarrassed to say: "So you know everything? ”

"I found it when I was in the car, but if you put this word on the body of a middle-aged woman, it is generally a middle surname. Because some people will use this word to refer to their wives in front of others, to show her ownership. ”

After Lisa finished speaking, she said affectionately: "Can you call me a 'French'?" I'm just using him as the latter explanation! ”

Li Tianbao's eyes began to avoid Lisa's affectionate eyes, and after a long time, he said, "I'm sorry, if it's the latter one, I don't think I can call you like that." ”

"Am I just not attractive at all?" Lisa's tone was already a little lost.

"It's not." Li Tianbao hurriedly said: "Because I have my girlfriend, so, you know." ”

"Okay, then I'll let you call me when I chase you down." After Lisa finished speaking, she picked up the wine bottle and poured it into the glasses of the two of them.

After I don't know how long it was, Li Tianbao's eyes had proved that he had really drunk too much. But Lisa on the other side changed from the drunken appearance just now, and when she saw Li Tianbao's appearance, she walked up to him and said, "Master, what's going on with that Mona Lisa?" ”

"Haha, that painting, that painting, is fake, and back then, that painting was accidentally ...... by Andrew" Li Tianbao said this, and he was already stuck on the wine table.

Lisa didn't hear it very clearly, so she wanted to ask further about the situation, she hurriedly shook Li Tianbao's body and said, "Wake up, make your words clear." ”

Li Tianbao, who was in a drunken state, was naturally not woken up by Lisa, but his body that was shaking vigorously suddenly pulled out the Hetian jade pendant that had been repaired from Dili.

This stunned Lisa for a moment, and she didn't have any reason to explain what she was seeing.

"No way, what the hell is going on?"

……

Li Tianbao staggered to open his eyes, a pair of beast-like eyes looking at him gently. Li Tianbao knew that it was the triangular eyes of the Tibetan mastiff black bear, and he looked at everything in front of him and found it in his bedroom.

"Wow, my head hurts." Li Tianbao patted his head and found that it was already night.

"Why is it still so bright" Li Tianbao turned around and found that the lights were still on in the courtyard outside the house.

The curious Li Tianbao patted his head vigorously, then got up and walked out of the house with a crooked body.

Under the light and moonlight, Li Tianbao saw a ** European beauty in the pond outside the house. A cool breeze blew, and the magnolia petals in the small courtyard were blown into the small lotus pond, and one fell on the white shoulders of the beauty.

Lisa turned her head to brush off the magnolia flower on her shoulder, but saw Li Tianbao standing at the door, looking straight at her with a pair of eyes.

Li Tianbao saw that Lisa had found him, and hurriedly turned around and wanted to go back to the house. (To be continued.) )