"Master, do you think this fish can fly? It's so strange, there is no stream in front of our temple, do you want to catch two and go back to feed, maybe the wings will grow up, snorting and flying all over the sky, how good-looking, let's use the Buddhist scriptures to edify, how good it is to be a temple beast. ”

The little monk Che Dan's eyes were full of gold stars, looking at the fish flying on the surface of the lotus lake drooling, and the hara was almost dripping on the ground, as if he was not taking it back to raise at all, but to cook.

The old monk suddenly bounced on the little monk Guangguang's head, and his face hated iron but not steel, and then put his hands together to make a compassionate appearance.

"Che Dan, God has the virtue of a good life, and all things are equal. Don't think that the teacher doesn't understand what you're thinking, is it greedy, the fish in the stream in front of our door have been knocked out by you and made snacks, you said you let me tell you what is good? ”

"Master, I didn't eat that fish alone, you have a share. Earlier, Uncle Wen and Uncle Wu came to talk, and I didn't shake you out, Master, I have died unjustly. Besides, the fish in the stream are stupid and don't pull a few, listening to our lectures for so many years and not opening the Huigen, as soon as they saw that I had a fish insect tied to my hook, they bit it desperately, and some of them automatically drilled into my hands, and I caught one accurately! Master, this flying fish looks different, it is born with wisdom and intelligence, and its qualifications are extraordinary, if you think about it, if we catch it, it will be a big face......"

The old monk heard the first half of the words with a depressed face, and even a little annoyed and angry, and when he heard the last eyeballs, his saliva inadvertently flowed down, and he seemed to be moved by the little monk's words, his eyes were full of gold stars, and he was excited, looking at the flying fish like the light of the Buddha in the sky, and directly ripped off the hundred clothes on his body, and when he blew, it became a half-zhang deep pocket, and he stepped directly on the "cheap" black membrane that had not disappeared, and waved the black stick in his hand, not putting the sharp tooth fish in his eyes at all.

"Che Dan, what are you still stunned to do, catch it quickly, our master and apprentice vow to add bricks and tiles to the construction of the Maha Temple, since this fish can fly for a while and a half, it will definitely not die, and when we get inside, let's find a small water tank, hehe, quickly, move, get a few more, get a few more......" The old monk was overjoyed, and took the black stick to aim at the fish that was speeding nearby, and knocked it on the spot, and fell directly into the pocket.

"Master, the group of people on the other side seems to be calling us, and the sound is so familiar, but it is foggy and can't see clearly......"

"Now what do you do with those mundane things, let's cuddle the fish while walking, look at this situation, the fish tide is going to recede, and it will be gone in a while. Besides, let's go to the other side in a while, that group of people are stupid, one by one running fast, you can't see the preciousness of this fish, you look at this fish, hideous jagged, like King Kong angry, born Buddhism to watch the house of the beast, quick, don't care about those trivial things, take out your housekeeping skills, today we want to lead the fish, oh no, all living beings to see the Western Seven Treasures Merit Pool, leap into the dragon, what a good opportunity. How excessive, oh, no, take a few more, the supreme compassion of Buddhism......"

"Master, I'll do it, what you always say is true, I like to listen, you talk more, it's more than your 'little three-character scripture' bull fork, if this fish can live and breed in the stream in front of the door, we will have a mouthful, ah, no, they will be blessed, Buddhism protects the mountain and the beast, what a great glory......"

"Che Dan, don't just say that you don't practice, or I'll go back and punish you for plagiarizing the scriptures, plus the 'Little Three Character Scripture' for the teacher, you will be tired to ......"

"Master, don't, I'll come now!" The little benefactor 'Follow the poor monk to the west to practice, great blessings......"

The people on the opposite side were stunned one by one, and some didn't even know that the weapons in their hands had fallen, and they didn't wail until they hit their feet, and they screamed terribly, more than the fight just now, and the screams were even worse.

They couldn't believe their eyes, oh my God, what were the two monks doing, one old and one young?

"Wang Er, you punch me, see if I'm dazzled, what the hell are those two monks doing, overtaking the dead Stygian Fish?"

"Brother, your eyes are not flowering, we are delirious, these two monks are too evil, they are fucking catching dark fish!"

"Catch the Stygian Fish? Oh my God, they're all burning their eyebrows, and they still have this leisure? In the end, it is a great monk, you look at their realm, and then look at us, the gap, the gap of the red fruit! ”

"Hurting people, it's really hurtful, look at people, this little monk, a wooden fish knocks out one, and the thief is accurate. Look at the old monk again, he is really a good hand at making a stick, knocking on a large piece, he doesn't think the cloth bag is small, and he doesn't think the fish is heavy, oh my God"

"I have a strong desire to become a monk now, what about you?"

"We are ...... too"

Chu Zihe looked at the Che Dan master and apprentice in a daze, watched them knock fish with a "well-trained" technique, and then listened to the conversation between the people behind him, and couldn't help but feel funny.

The reason why the originally strict queues behind this couldn't help but rub their lips and fight was because these two monks were so fucking interesting, and it is estimated that they had never seen such a Buddhist monk in most of their lives.

"Chu Zhihe, who are they? How could it be...... How would it be...... Lovely! Adexi beside her had round eyes, lightly covering her mouth, and her body was constantly undulating, like a pure lotus in the turbulent lake, swaying out of the dust, and Chu Zihe, who turned his head to see it, was stupid.

"Chu Zhihe, little brother, have you returned to your soul?" Adecy seemed to enjoy Chu Zihe's admiring eyes, for some reason, she liked to provoke Chu Zihe very much along the way, and now she deliberately lifted the black gauze cover with a small corner around the upper corner, revealing a small section of white and tender breasts.

"Adecy, you're teasing me again!" Chu Zihe smiled unnaturally shyly, glanced his head to the opposite side, and his eyes inadvertently swept over the white-gauze woman behind him, but he saw that her eyes were sharp and murderous, and she looked like she was going to eat him, which made Chu Zihe breathe and couldn't help but suffocate.

"I haven't seen her, so why does it look like I've abandoned her?"

"Adulterer and adulteress!" The woman in the white gauze lowered her head suddenly, and the corners of her mouth muttered to herself, which made Chu Zihe, who had the best ear power, stagnate, and his face became unnatural.

"I don't have a sin against her, does it, it sounds a little familiar, is it strange?"

Chu Zihe simply didn't think about it, and looked at the Che Dan master and apprentice on the other bank who were busy, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

Can't they see that the black membrane that they rely on is about to be overwhelmed? These two monks, one old and one young, are really ...... Is...... The best!

"Master, don't catch it, come here, it's going to sink below!"

Chu Zihe reminded loudly, which was deafening, and instantly overshadowed the whispers behind.

On the black membrane, the pure lotus flower swayed in the distance, and the dark fish was fierce with a huge mouth, galloping left and right by the pool, but it couldn't touch the corners of Che Dan's master and apprentice's clothes, and he couldn't get close, just because the dense stick shadow had already protected the body, and the most infuriating thing was that he knocked on the spot, and the speed was superb.

"Master, I seem to have heard the voice of the little benefactor of Chu Zihe, could it be that I am hallucinating, hey, the little master of Chu Zihe is born with Huigen, knowledgeable, Chinese and English plenum, the most important thing is that people do not get lost, and they have the power of the Buddha King Kong Dragon Elephant, if you learn the internal strength of our Maha Temple, the combination of inside and outside, it must be Master Wei alive, which turn is the turn of this little flying fish in the mountain gate?"

The little monk's happy face was slightly regretful, as if he wanted to pull Chuzihe to become a monk, and the naked woman carved on the surface of the wooden fish emitted a bright red light, as if she was agreeing with the little monk's words.

"Che Dan Wu disciple, life is the train we take when we come, and when we arrive at a station, a group of people will go down, and another group of people will come up. You don't know where the original person will get off, and you don't know when the person in front of you will get on the bus, everything is predestined. Look at it, the most important thing now is that this fish has a lot to do with us. You don't do it yet, you don't see that the fish has flown towards you excitedly, Amitabha, fish, fish, don't worry, everyone has a ......"

The old monk looked sad, but his hand was not soft at all, and a stuffy stick knocked out a fish again.

"Master, what you say is reasonable. Ah, this flying fish is almost gone, Master, the water is seeping under our feet, this thing is not strong, it is leaking, it looks like it is going to fall, Master, I can't swim......

"Che Dan, take everything lightly, the loss of the flying fish is the end of our fate. Seeping water? Seepage...... Damn, you're stupid, you don't run away when the water seeps? Hurry up, if you don't go, just wait to fall into the river, for the teacher, for the teacher, you can't swim, ...... quickly"

On the shore of Green Island, Chu Zihe and his party were stunned again, only to see the old monk and the little monk who were originally happy to catch fish, like a lively rabbit, quickly pushing towards the shore, as if there was some monster behind, the most outrageous thing is that they were running and beating the stick, and they were still knocking on the fish.

"This pair of monks is really the best in the world!" Everyone couldn't help but sigh.