Chapter Twenty-Eight: This Is an Affair (Ask for Recommendation)

"It hurts." Holding his head and sitting up from the bed, Chu Ling couldn't help frowning and shouting in a low voice.

"What did I do yesterday?" Shaking his head, he tried to sober himself up a little, and his head that was like a pile of paste finally cleared up a little, and the memories of last night slowly came back to me.

"Yesterday, "Nightclub" was completed, and then a bunch of people went to Nightshade, and finally they were drunk,"

Come to think of it.

Chu Ling couldn't help but be startled, cold sweat broke out on his head, and he hurriedly lifted the quilt first, looked at his clothes, and then looked to both sides, and found that the clothes were still last night's clothes, and there were no women around, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's a good thing that didn't happen last night like the bloody thing in the novel." Although he said that, Chu Ling still couldn't help but feel a sense of disappointment in his heart, but this disappointment quickly disappeared.

After all, although it is now the 80s, as the head of the four tigers in Asia, Xiangjiang is not as prosperous and open as in ancient times.

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The first one may be to slap you, then kick you angrily, and then shake your hand away with hatred on your face;

The second possibility is that the girl will wake up and throw you a few hundred dollars, and then throw down the sentence "I am very satisfied with your performance yesterday, this money belongs to you." Then he turned and walked away.

If the above situation happens, then it is called normal, if there is really a woman who wants to marry you in this era, and even doesn't care that you have other women, then Chu Ling suggests that you should run away as the best policy.

This kind of girl does this for no more than two reasons, one is that she hates you to death, and plans to find an opportunity to torture you to death; And the second one may be to love you to live or die, however, it is not your people who love, but your money.

Of course, there are no wonders in the world, if there is really that kind of girl who does not belong to this era, Chu Ling has nothing to say, anyway, this kind of woman who is as pure as snow, he has never seen it.

Have you ever seen a woman like this?

Of course, these examples appear under the premise that this woman does not love you, if this woman loves you, then congratulations, you are finally going to step into the palace of marriage, say goodbye to the forest, and embrace the tree of happiness that belongs only to you.

Of course, you can also wipe your mouth after eating, and then turn around and leave as if nothing happened, but once you do this, the titles of negative man, brute, and beast will fall on you.

In the same way, the world is so big, there are some "cute" women who are willing not to marry you, and then they don't realize that you have other women, in addition to the above situations, then congratulations, the harem, the crystal palace, and a happy life are not far from you.

"Bang" Just when Chu Ling was thinking nonsense, the door was slammed open, and two three or four-year-old boys ran in dirty, and after seeing Chu Ling with a surprised face, he hurriedly ran out with an expression like he had met a monster.

As he ran, he shouted loudly in that crisp voice: "Mom, Mom, that weird uncle has woken up."

Hearing this, Chu Ling came back to his senses, and then he looked at the room, and found that this was indeed not his chaotic room, and his nose moved, and a refreshing aroma couldn't help but penetrate into his nose.

Looking at the surrounding room with a warm and lovely meaning, Chu Ling said dumbly; "Damn, this won't be Sister Zhizhi's room."

Thinking of the two little boys before, as well as the room with the female surname, if he didn't think that this was Zhao Duzhi's room, Chu Ling could buy a piece of tofu and kill him directly.

As for so many people last night? Why didn't someone else bring him home?

First, yesterday's female surnames were only Zhao Muzhi and Zhou Huimin, and with Zhou Huimin's surname, it would be possible for her to do this kind of thing if she was the only one, but if there were other female surnames, then she would definitely not be able to do it.

Moreover, Chu Ling remembered that Zhou Huimin seemed to have drunk a lot yesterday.

As for the dead men, even if someone brought him home, it would not have been possible to throw him in the woman's room, and besides, there were the two dead children who couldn't speak.

"Fainted, why was I so drunk yesterday? If I had a little bit of sobriety, maybe something like this or that happened yesterday would have killed me. Chu Ling couldn't help but wail.

At this moment.

Chu Ling had long forgotten the initial fear, reassurance, and the messy consequences in his mind before, and only regretted it.

The next moment.

Chu Ling came back to his senses suddenly, couldn't help but plunge into the quilt, took a few breaths, and said angrily while making an urn: "I finally got into Sister Zhizhi's bed, and I didn't eat the meat, why do I have to drink some soup?" Otherwise, I won't regret it. ”

It was at this time.

"Mom, what is Uncle Blame doing?" Hearing the crisp and innocent voice outside, Chu Ling's inhaling movement couldn't help but stop, and the whole person couldn't help but stiffen.

Hurriedly lifted the quilt, Chu Ling raised his head with some embarrassment on his face, and looked at Zhao Muzhi, who was glaring at him with a shy face at the door, although he was already prepared in his heart, but he was usually a mouthful, but he was still a Chu Ling who could pee out of the boy's urine, his brain couldn't help but empty, and the whole person was stupid.

"Gollum" looked at the tight jeans on his lower body, a tight white shirt on his upper body, which set off Zhao Muzhi's perfect and seductive figure, plus a long hair that had just been washed and was still a little wet and scattered on his shoulders, he couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva subconsciously, and his eyes were a little straight.

"Pervert, what are you looking at? Didn't you hear my son ask you again? Pretty face flushed by Chu Ling's eyes, Zhao Muzhi couldn't help but lick coquettishly, and even warned himself and Chu Ling that they had two children and a married person, and neither of them should have any delusions.

At this time, Chu Ling, who was already obsessed, did not hear the meaning of Zhao Mu's words, but was electrocuted by the other party's charming white eyes.

Subconsciously, he said in a provocative tone: "Uncle is practicing a pillar of optimism, it is a peerless magic skill that every man must practice in the morning, as for the two of you, you are too young, and I will hand it over to you when I am older." ”

I don't know why, seeing Zhao Yazhi's infinite charm now, Chu Ling couldn't help but recall the sentence that Zhang Sanfeng said to Zhang Wuji in the "Heaven and Dragon Slaying Demon Sect Master" performed by Li Lianjie in his later life.

Especially the sentence that was not said just now, "Remember, if you don't need such excellent resources around you, it will be wasted in the future." ”

"That's right, Patriarch Sanfeng, what you said is so right, the apprentice grandson has such excellent resources as Sister Zhi by his side, how can he waste or even cheap other toads?"

At this moment.

Chu Ling had a feeling of enlightenment, and silently recited the Tao in his heart.

"Damn it, it's not serious, how can you tell your child this?" Zhao Muzhi, who was standing at the door, licked helplessly, and after speaking, he grabbed the two sons beside him, turned around and left quickly.

"Mom, what do you mean by that uncle?"

"That's it? Mom, what does pervert mean? Why did Mom say that to blame Uncle Blape? Is it strange that Uncle is a pervert? And, Mom, what kind of wolf is a pervert? ”

"You two are not allowed to learn anything from that strange uncle just now, because he is a pervert, and a pervert is the leader of the wolf clan."

Sitting on the bed, Chu Ling couldn't help but smile when he listened to the words coming from outside the door, and at the end, he couldn't help but laugh wildly and said: "Haha, it turns out that the pervert is the leader of the wolf clan, haha, this is the first time I've heard of this explanation." ”

"Mom, it's strange why Uncle is smiling so happily."

"Yes, Mom, Uncle Blame seems to be laughing at your explanation wrong, is Uncle Blame knowing the correct answer, then the two of us will go and ask Uncle Blame."

"Don't go, you two are absolutely not allowed to go." Zhao was dumb and shouted angrily: "Die, Ah Ling, you can't come out, you're teaching children indiscriminately, I'm not done with you." ”

Hearing this, Chu Ling hurriedly stopped laughing, got up from the bed with a smile on his face, and after walking out of the room, he looked at the two children with a curious face, and Zhao Muzhi with a delicate face, and hurriedly forcibly stopped the strange smile on his face, but in his heart he laughed wildly and said: "Two cheap sons, Lao Tzu will definitely love you well in the future, haha." ”

"Sister Zhi, I worked hard for you yesterday, I would have drunk less if I had known." While speaking, Chu Ling carefully observed Zhao Muzhi's pretty face, looking at Sister Zhi, who was flushed because of his words, a smile appeared in his eyes, knowing that the other party had heard what he said before.

"No nonsense, Ah Ling, you wash up first, and the meal will be ready in a while." Zhao Duzhi glanced at Chu Ling, and after speaking, he twisted his graceful figure and walked towards the study.

Chu Ling, who was said, walked into the bathroom to wash himself with a look of enjoyment, and then walked out refreshed, without the slightest feeling of having a splitting headache when he first woke up.

"Uncle Blame, can you tell me what Uncle Blame means?"

Looking at the two children in front of him with pure and curious faces, Chu Ling couldn't help but laugh strangely, and then squatted down with a mysterious face, leaned into the ears of the two children and tempted: "If you don't call me Uncle Blame, but call me Dad, I will not only tell you what a pervert means, but also buy you a lot of delicious food, such as sugar, sugar, sugar." ”

"There are a lot of fun toys, like, guns, guns, guns."

The two pure children thought for a while, as if they were thinking about the gains and losses, and finally thought about it for a while, before they solemnly shouted together: "Dad." ”

"Quack" Chu Ling listened to these two sounds like heavenly sounds, and couldn't help but rattle in his heart, of course, on the surface, he still rubbed the two children who were about to be dyed black.

That's when it happened.

A "crunch" sound of the door opening sounded violently.

(I'm sorry everyone, I wrote one less word, it should be an affair?) ）