There is a bad habit in this kind of place in the countryside, that is, women can't serve the table, in short, there are guests at home, women can't go to the table to accompany the guests, they can only go to the other side to eat.

Even after so many years of reform and opening up, this bad habit has not been improved much, but sometimes, people are not as strict as before, such as now, Shangguan Nengren brought Liu Zixuan over, Shangguan Xin arranged Liu Zixuan to the table, and also found a woman to sit with, this woman is none other than Shangguan Nengren's eldest cousin Zhang Qiaoqiao, who was played a lot when he was a child.

Now Zhang Qiaoqiao is twenty-one years old, and she has a daughter who is almost one year old, although she looks very ordinary, but she has a little young woman's style all over her body, which makes her look very attractive.

It's just that Zhang Qiaoqiao sat down next to Liu Zixuan, and it became a green leaf that set off the flowers, which was really inconspicuous.

Fortunately, Zhang Qiaoqiao is a typical Northeast eldest sister, and she doesn't care that she has become her foil, and laughs quite boldly: "Brother and sister, don't be polite when you come here, just like in your own home, don't look at me and Xiao Nengren haven't seen each other for more than ten years, but our sister and brother had a good relationship when they were young!" At that time, the little capable person was very funny, and our brothers and sisters liked to play him small, hahaha......"

The Shangguan Nengren who was harmed by one sentence squirted out a mouthful of tea, but fortunately blocked it with his hands in advance, otherwise he would not be able to eat a table of dishes.

The competent man coughed again and again, and quickly someone tore a piece of toilet paper and handed it to him, and the competent person thanked him and wiped the tea on his hand and the table.

"Sister Qiaoqiao, can you not mention what happened when you were a child?" The competent people were depressed. It's been more than ten years, and people have grown up, why does my eldest cousin still talk about this kind of faceless thing? You're embarrassed to be a woman.

Seeing Shangguan Nengren's depressed appearance, everyone laughed, Liu Zixuan didn't expect that Shangguan Nengren would have this 'great achievement' when he was a child, so he couldn't help but purse his lips and secretly laugh, thinking in his heart. If you tell Xiang Beibei about this after you go back, I don't know how fun it will be?

"Yo! I'm sorry! Zhang Qiaoqiao is indeed a typical Northeast elder sister, and she dares to say anything: "Don't look at you now." But in the eyes of the eldest sister, you are still the child who was stripped of his pants by us! Haha, but you're all that old now. The little one has grown up, come, take it out and show it to the eldest sister! ”

Shangguan is embarrassed and embarrassed, but there is no way, this Northeast person is like this, the bold one is called an informal, men and women are together, laughing and talking about the genitals as no pressure as eating and drinking, but this does not mean that the Northeast eldest sister is a slut who can be a husband, they only love to talk about this topic with the men they like. When you encounter something you hate, you dare to come up and say some yellow jokes, and it is light to beat you out with a broomstick.

It's just that the eldest sister of the Northeast has this kind of temperament after all, and it is inevitable that she will be entangled with some men in this life, and the other way around. There are very few gentlemen in the Northeast who have only been a woman for a lifetime, just like the Football Association and the Basketball Association, no one should laugh at anyone.

It's nothing if Shangguan is embarrassed, he is more worried that Liu Zixuan will not be able to stand this style. turned his head to look at her, but was stunned to find that Liu Zixuan was quite comfortable with this kind of Northeast flavor. talked and laughed with Zhang Qiaoqiao, although he didn't spit out the slightest dirty word in his mouth, but the heartfelt boldness still made Zhang Qiaoqiao and everyone present nod secretly.

Zhang Qiaoqiao sighed: "Little talent, you have found a good daughter-in-law!" is beautiful and has a good temper, so you have to treat your younger siblings well in the future, don't let your younger siblings be wronged. ”

Shangguan is very depressed, this is not my daughter-in-law! You misunderstood.

Liu Zixuan smiled: "Eldest sister, don't worry, if he treats me badly, I will kick him, anyway, some men want to chase me!" ”…,

Shangguan was able to glare at her, which means: Don't kick your nose in the face!

Liu Zixuan seemed to feel that she was playing a little too high, lowered her head, and looked like an angry little daughter-in-law.

However, this performance made everyone present nod their heads, all of them were Northeast masters, and when they saw that Shangguan was able to stare, they lowered the 'daughter-in-law' as soon as they stared at them, and they all felt that Shangguan was worthy of being from their Shangguan family, enough for them, pure.

Because Shangguan was in a hurry to pick up the two sisters, Mingyue and Mingzhu, they didn't drink at this meal, and after eating for an hour, they began to withdraw from the table.

Shangguan Nengren got up and said: "Second uncle, Mingyue's illness can't be delayed, I'll take them away, wait for my birthday next month, you all pass, and then let's go to the largest Shangri-La in North China to set up a few tables, so that everyone can have a good drink." ”

"This ......" Shangguan has a birthday, but he let a large family run thousands of miles away, and the second uncle's family is okay to say, but the eldest aunt and the second aunt's family are a little embarrassed.

Shangguan saw it and smiled: "Don't worry, our family will report the travel expenses at that time, and whoever is going to go will have a great benefit, if anyone is absent...... There is no regret medicine in the world, so don't blame me for not reminding me in advance. ”

Seeing that what Shangguan was able to say was so mysterious, the appetite of the whole family was raised, and the aunt asked, "Little capable person, what is the benefit?" ”

Shangguan can pretend to be mysterious: "It's not interesting to say it, in short, the benefits are great, believe it or not, it's up to you, hehe......"

Speaking of this, Shangguan Nengren turned his head to look at the two sisters, Mingyue and Mingzhu, and said with a smile: "Mingyue, Mingzhu, let's go!" ”

Seeing that Shangguan was about to leave, the second aunt hurriedly took out the prepared suitcase and said to Shangguan: "Little Shangguan, my aunt will hand over my daughter to you, if they are disobedient, they should be beaten and ......scolded."

"Ahem!" Shangguan was able to stop the second aunt from continuing, and said with a smile: "Second aunt, what are you talking about!" This is my sister, how can I beat and scold, don't worry, I will definitely take good care of them, and when they are cured, they will stay with us, and I will personally supervise them in the future, find them a good mother-in-law, and they will definitely have a good life. ”

"That's a good idea." The second aunt was very happy, turned her head and said to the two sisters: "Mingyue, Mingzhu, you will be well in the future, remember to repay your uncle, aunt and capable brother, do you know?" ”

The two sisters nodded slightly. Thinking that they might not go home for a long time in the future, the sisters hugged their second aunt tightly with tears in their eyes.

Shangguan Xin and Shangguan Zhengrong, as well as Shangguan Zhengrong's daughter-in-law, and the second aunt all had wet eyes.

Shangguan Zhengrong said: "Mom, sister, don't cry." It's not that we won't see each other in the future, and besides, my sisters are sick and have good jobs. Isn't it a hundred times stronger than at home? That's a good thing! Hurry up, don't cry. ”

The second aunt and the two sisters both nodded and wiped their tears. There was a lingering sadness in the room.

Shangguan people can't stand this, but there is no way, if it weren't for the congenital heart disease of the two cousins, Shangguan people wouldn't have come all the way to pick up people, and he would be tantamount to making trouble for himself!

The group walked out of the yard and saw the car driven by the Shangguan people, and their eyes flashed with envy, especially when they saw the Shangguan people change the rear seats into beds three or two times, and there was a small Xiaoice box inside, which contained some food and drink. Such a car amazed everyone.

The aunt exclaimed: "Oh Mom! Isn't this an RV! I saw it on TV, saying that the car is the same as the house, you can eat and sleep, and even the house is saved. ”

The eldest uncle praised: "Okay, boy! It's all in the RV, which costs a lot of money! ”

Shangguan Nengren smiled: "No." In fact, this is modified with a commercial car, which is not too expensive, and it costs 800,000 yuan with a license plate or something. ”…,

"Eight hundred thousand!?" Everyone exclaimed: "Oh Mom! 800,000! ”

They are all peasant families, how have they seen so much money, and they have sold all their family property for less than 800,000 yuan! At this moment, everyone believes that Shangguan is really developed.

Shangguan Zhengrong asked with envy: "Little talent, why did you make so much money?" Give me some pointers! ”

As soon as these words came out. Everybody's ears pricked up, yes! If a competent person can show them a way to make money, as long as it is not too difficult, won't they be able to live a rich life in the future?

Feeling the excited and expectant eyes of everyone, Shangguan Nengren shook his head: "What is the way!" This is all the sponsorship fee given by the sponsor who I beat the little devil, if you are like me, one can play a hundred, tens of millions a year is like playing. ”

"Fight devils......" Everyone is discouraged, although the Northeast people fight very well, but at most one person fights two or three is good, that's it, it's still ordinary people who fight, which is like the monster of Shangguan Nengren, one fights a hundred, and all of them are mud bombardment karate masters, there is no comparison, and there is no comparison to death.

The eldest cousin Zhang Qiaoqiao was very interested in how much money Shangguan was able to make by fighting devils: "Little talent, how much money do you make by fighting devils?" ”

The crowd pricked up their ears again.

Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "It's not much, it's 30 million." ”

"Ah!!h

Everyone looked at Shangguan with a ghostly look, and their eyes were about to bulge.

"This ...... So much ......"

The expressions of the people were seen by the competent people, and they smiled faintly: "National heroes can't be worthless!" ”

How much money do you make in a year? How much does Liu Ran make a year? How much does Sister Na make a year?

That is, Shangguan people don't want to be disturbed, so they didn't appear in front of the media after beating the devil, of course, thanks to Liu Guozhan and their high-level behind-the-scenes efforts, not letting the media report, so that Shangguan people have been able to stay calm for more than a month, otherwise Shangguan people learn to be the same as killing them, not to say hundreds of millions a year, and to earn tens of millions is not like playing.

And there's one in Tokyo next month! With the first foundation, this time the sponsor has made a bloody investment, as long as the Shangguan person wins, the 100 million people's coins will not be able to escape.

Don't think it's an exaggeration, think about the two battles between Tyson and Holyfield, the appearance fee was 68 million, or a U.S. knife, and at that time, the comparison between the U.S. knife and the people's currency was 1 to 8.00 points, that is to say, Tyson made more than 500 million yuan in two boxing matches, and Shangguan Nengren earned 30 million yuan in the first 100 slashes, which is only less than 5 million dollars now.

At the beginning, it was understandable that Shangguan was unknown, but now, after the 100-person battle on May Day, Shangguan has become the king of martial arts in the world, and well-known agents all over the world want to sign a contract with Shangguan, and some people even make a simple statistic about the current value of Shangguan.

The statistical results are crazy, if Shangguan can play a game, he doesn't want to play without 100 million US dollars. Because the fame of Shangguan people is only higher than that of Tyson at his peak, and the super combat power of Shangguan people is by no means comparable to Tyson, and now all the martial arts fans around the world worship Shangguan people the most, and there are even many world champions in the martial arts world who want to worship Shangguan people as teachers.

They thought that even if they learned one and a half moves from Shangguan Nengren, it would be enough for them to fight invincible opponents all over the world. Although the media of the Celestial Empire has dropped sharply in China due to the pressure of the government, the government of the Celestial Empire cannot control the foreign media. In particular, the capitalist countries of the West have not only not relented in the slightest in the last month or so. On the contrary, it intensified the reporting of all the news related to the Shangguanren, which also made the popularity of the Shangguanren almost unknown to everyone in the world. …,

And the last person with such influence was the deceased emperor superstar MJ.

Nowadays, the influence of Shangguan people is even greater than MJ, MJ conquers the world by singing and dancing, but after all, it is only at the spiritual level, and Shangguan people rely on their fists, which is very wild and intuitive.

History proves that convincing people with virtue can only conquer a small number of people. But if you convince people with your fists, you can conquer the whole world, because this is the natural law of biology, and the strong are respected.

Shangguan Neng Man has conquered the world with his absolute strength, and Shangguan Nengren's fame is not only hot in the martial arts world. Nowadays, many well-known directors who have watched the Shangguan competition want to cooperate with Shangguan to make movies, and there are many female singers who have indicated that they want to make MVs for new songs with Shangguan, and there are also world-renowned sports brands and leading companies in various other fields who want to invite Shangguan to speak for them, and the prices offered are the world's first price.

It's that crazy.

The fame of the above functional people now, and they can't even get 100 million US dollars for a game, which is simply unreasonable. That is to say, the competent person signed the contract early, so he can only get 'such a little' appearance fee, if one day in the future, the competent person says that he wants to play, the capitalists all over the world will wave the cheque and sponsor it wildly!

It's just that I don't know what the expression of the world will be when they learn that the main business of Shangguan is a doctor in the future?

If you know that Shangguan is still a top calligrapher, painter, hacker, racing driver, etc., what will be his expression?

At that time, maybe Shangguan will pretend to say: "Actually, brother is just a legend." ”

Something that was struck by lightning......

A large group of people learned that Shangguan Nengren earned 30 million in a game, and it was like a dream, and the two sisters, Mingyue and Mingzhu, looked at him with admiration and even fanatical eyes, and regarded Shangguan Nengren as their lifelong idols.

Liu Zixuan stood aside, not daring to say that a competent person could earn 100 million yuan next month, otherwise he would have to scare a few heart attacks today.

Let Shangguan Mingyue and Shangguan Mingzhu lie on the bed, and Shangguan closed the door, got into the driver's seat, and turned the front of the car.

"Second uncle, second aunt, eldest aunt, eldest uncle, second aunt, second aunt, second brother-in-law, Brother Zhengrong...... Go back, all of you! The Shangguan man waved at everyone.

"Hey! Slow down on the road, pay attention to safety, and remember to call when you arrive......"

Everyone told each other, and after the Shangguan people agreed one by one, they drove away.

After disappearing around the corner, Shangguan said to the two sisters through the rearview mirror: "Mingyue, Mingzhu, you can sleep for a while!" I guess we'll be there tomorrow morning at the earliest! ”

After seeing the faces of the two sisters before, Shangguan knew that their condition was already more serious, but fortunately, they were not terminally ill, and if they recuperated carefully, they could be transferred back in a year or two.

At that time, Shangguan felt that his medical skills should be able to reach A-level, and there was still great hope for a cure.

At present, the two sisters' bodies are still too weak, and it is difficult to hold on to the end without lying down for more than ten hours on this road.

The two sisters had just finished eating, and they were also a little sleepy, so they nodded, pulled the blanket over their bodies, and fell asleep.

Liu Zixuan sat next to Shangguan and said with a smile: "I really didn't expect Mingyue and them to be so beautiful, and they are not like your second uncle at all!" ”

"I'm not like my parents!" Shangguan Nengren smiled faintly: "You have to allow a certain family to have a genetic mutation, such as the Akagi brothers and sisters in "Slam Dunk", aren't they not like each other at all!" ”

"That's right." Liu Zixuan smiled: "But seeing them so thin, I really feel a little distressed." ”

"It's fine. It's okay to go back and recuperate for a year or two, and they still have a lot of good times! Through the rearview mirror, the competent person looked at the sleeping beauty of the two sisters, very peaceful. …,

Liu Zixuan didn't wake up until noon today, and he wasn't too sleepy at this time, so he said thoughtfully: "Shangguan, you haven't slept all night." Sleepy! I'll drive it, and you can sleep for a while. ”

"It's fine." Shangguan waved his hand: "My physique is different from ordinary people, and there is no problem if I don't sleep for three or five days." It's you, just had a full meal, and you're sleepy! Sleep for a while! ”

"I'm not sleepy. It's just a little boring. "With such a long journey, there is nothing to do along the way, and Liu Zixuan's active personality is a little unbearable.

Shangguan handed her the phone: "Save some play, there is not much electricity." ”

After taking the phone, Liu Zixuan smiled and said, "Thank you!" ”

Shangguan can people have a cloud book city on their mobile phones, usually Liu Zixuan is also reading novels, when he saw the cloud book city, he immediately clicked in, there are many novels that Shangguan people are reading or have finished reading, Liu Zixuan chose a book that he was interested in and clicked in. Turn your phone's brightness to the lowest so that you can watch it for a little longer.

For a while, the car was much quieter, and so three hours passed.

In the evening, Shangguan Mingyue and Shangguan Mingzhu woke up one after another, and Shangguan's mobile phone also prompted that it was about to run out of battery. Liu Zixuan stretched his waist, at this time, Shangguan was driving in the wilderness, and there was no one.

"Brother ...... talent" Shangguan Mingzhu sat up lightly, and said with a little blush: "I want to make it easier." ”

"Uh......" Shangguan looked around, but there were no people in the wilderness, and it was getting dark. It's a relatively safe place.

Shangguan Nengren drove the car to the side of the road and stopped, pointed to the half-deserted wall on the wasteland, and said, "Go to the back of there!" I'll watch it for you. ”

"Hmm." The two sisters got out of the car with red faces, and Liu Zixuan also jumped down to take a breath of fresh air, and said with a smile: "Let's go, let's go together." ”

"Hmm."

The third girl walked over, Shangguan Nengren also felt a little anxious, stood on the side of the road with a big thorn, unbuttoned his pants, took out his brother and released water, anyway, there was no one around, no one saw it when he urinated, even if he was seen, it was nothing, what are the old men afraid of?

After putting out the water, Shangguan was able to shake the big bird, and he didn't wash his hands, so he took out a can of Red Bull from the refrigerator and drank a few sips, and after a while, Liu Zixuan and the three daughters came out from behind the wall, and the Shangguan people beckoned to the three girls: "Come and drink something." ”

Drink it after urinating, Shangguan is really a bit of a bad taste.

The third girl came over, Shangguan opened the refrigerator, threw Liu Zixuan a bottle of iced tea, took out two bottles of mineral water and handed them to Shangguan Mingyue and Shangguan Mingzhu, and said softly: "Your body is not suitable for drinking drinks, just drink some water." ”

"Hmm." The two sisters have been sick for many years, and they also know their dietary taboos, as Shangguan said, it is best not to drink drinks in their condition, it is not good for the body, and there are no contraindications for pure water.

Just as the three of them were standing outside the car to drink, a van whizzed by, but not long after, the van reversed back, and the windows opened, revealing four young people who looked like they were sloppy, one bald and three hairy, who didn't look like good people.

And after the three of them spoke, Shangguan was even more sure that they were not good people.

"Yo! Beauty, what to drink? Give my brother two sips too! A miscellaneous hairy man looked at Liu Zixuan lightly with a lewd smile on his face.

Liu Zixuan frowned and shouted out a word: "Get out!" ”

"Yo! The little girl is quite spicy! The four bastards all laughed lewdly, and one of them took out a fruit knife and turned it nimbly in his hand.

Seeing the fruit knife, Shangguan Mingzhu and Shangguan Mingyue were frightened and hid behind Shangguan Nengren, but both sisters had heart disease, and they both felt a tightness in their chests and their faces became a little pale, but they hid behind Shangguan Nengren, and Shangshangneng did not find out in time. …,

In the wilderness, he actually encountered this kind of hooligan, how could Liu Zixuan have been so angry, he drank half of the iced black tea in his hand and threw it at the little hooligan with a knife.

Bang -

"Ouch! Holy! "The iced tea was smashing on the little rascal's head, and the liquid was splashed everywhere, and all four of them were splashed.

At this moment, the four little hooligans were furious, pushed the car door, and all jumped out of the car.

The four of them are not very tall, they are only about 1.7 meters, half a head shorter than Liu Zixuan, and even shorter than Shangguan, but they have a lot of people. They all had fruit knives in their hands, and as soon as the guy came out, Shangguan Nengren and Liu Zixuan didn't feel anything, but Shangguan Mingyue and Shangguan Mingzhu's faces became even paler.

"Little girl, it's spicy enough!" The bald head gestured with a fruit knife in his hand, and said with a cruel smile: "If you don't stay with our brothers to have fun today, we won't be done." ”

"Hey, hey. Beauty, you don't want to break the phase! Get acquainted with each other and get in the car with a few of our brothers. Let's just play all night, otherwise...... Hey, I know you. I don't know you with the knife in my hand. ”

The four little hooligans were more arrogant than the other, Shangguan was able to laugh, and turned his head to look at Liu Zixuan: "How is it?" Is it done? ”

"Humph! Native chickens and dogs, vulnerable! Liu Zixuan snorted coldly, and was about to go up to solve the four little hooligans, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw the abnormal sisters behind the competent people.

Liu Zixuan's face changed: "Mingyue! Pearl! ”

Shangguan Nengren's face changed drastically, and he hurriedly turned around, and finally saw the two sisters holding their chests and their faces were blue.

"Bastard!"

Shangguan is angry! Turning his head and yelling at Liu Zixuan: "Kill them!" ”

The two sisters were then immediately carried into the car and laid down and unbuttoned their shirts. Revealing the bodice inside, Shangguan Nengren didn't care about these, and immediately pushed the corset up, revealing two pairs of nephrite jade that were not full enough, but had a beautiful shape.

Shangguan's eyes were dizzy. Then he slapped himself, took a deep breath, grabbed the left and right breasts of the two women with both hands, kneaded them, and input the mana into them, regulating the heart function of the two.

And this time. Liu Zixuan also made a move on the four little hooligans.

Because of them, the scared sisters had a heart attack, how could Liu Zixuan spare them? Don't look at the fruit knives in their hands, but they are still no match for Liu Zixuan's three punches and two kicks, and in just half a minute, Liu Zixuan knocked the four little hooligans to the ground and lay on the ground.

At this time, Shangguan finally used his mana to stabilize the heart condition of the two sisters, and the faces of the two sisters gradually became a little red, and they became more and more red, and finally even their bodies were red, and the red was hot.

Shangguan Nengren frowned, a little flustered: "How can this be?" It doesn't make sense! ”

When he was panicking, Liu Zixuan came over, and when he saw the actions of Shangguan's capable people, he was immediately ashamed and angry: "Shangguan! What are you doing!? ”

"Don't be noisy, I'm helping them with emergency cardiac care." Shangguan people frowned, during the treatment, what they were most afraid of was being disturbed, Liu Zixuan's voice made Shangguan people very unhappy.

But......

Liu Zixuan couldn't bear it: "You grabbed your cousin's chest...... Don't let go of your chest, and dare to say that you do heart care? Don't you see them all awake! ”

"Uh......" Shangsheng only paid attention to the heart condition of the two sisters just now, but did not look at the other conditions of the two sisters, and at this time he raised his eyes to look at the faces of the two girls, and found that the eyelashes of the two sisters trembled slightly, their breathing was a little short, and their faces were flushed......

"Ahh

Shangguan people hurriedly let go of their hands, and finally knew why there was a heat in their bodies between them, it turned out ......

"Right...... I'm sorry...... I didn't mean to, your situation was too dangerous just now, and I had to do this. Shangguan quickly explained, for fear that the two cousins would have an undue misunderstanding. …,

The two sisters couldn't pretend anymore, opened their eyes with red faces, sat up, and quietly arranged the clothes on their chests.

Shangguan people hurriedly got out of the car, Liu Zixuan snorted lightly, and said in a low voice: "Hooligans." Then he jumped into the car and comforted the two sisters.

Shangguan can get the honorary title of 'hooligan' for nothing, and he is holding back the fire in his heart, if there is fire, he has to sprinkle it, who will he find to sprinkle?

Turning his head to look at the four little hooligans lying on the ground humming, Shangguan Nengren sneered and walked over.

The four little hooligans suddenly tightened their chrysanthemums, and howled miserably in the sky: "Ya Yan Butterfly ......"

Half an hour later, a passing long-distance bus passed by, and suddenly saw a scene that I will never forget.

In the field by the side of the road, there were four naked young men lying side by side, the young man who hit the head had already foamed at the mouth and passed out, but even in a coma, the one below was still standing against the sky, and the other three, all panting together, burst the chrysanthemum in front of them......

"Holy! The world is crazy! The long-distance driver held his head in his hands, watched this scene in disbelief, and then took out his mobile phone and filmed this scene without hesitation.

Coincidentally, this driver is a person who is particularly fond of playing videos on video websites, and through his mobile phone, the driver immediately uploaded the captured footage to a large domestic video portal, titled "Four' Wild Crazy Chrysanthemum Remnants".

In just half an hour. The number of views exceeded 100,000, and it spread at a very fast speed, so the four became the craziest topics in the future.

One of the otaku even exclaimed, "Oh my God! Could it be that this is the way out for tens of millions of singles in the Celestial Empire? My ethics! My morals! My view of love! My values! It's all broken! ”

As the initiator. Shangguan was driving at this time, happily stepping on the way home, just behind the car. Liu Zixuan, Mingyue and Mingzhu all reprimanded the immoral behavior of Shangguan with red faces.

At the same time, a consensus was reached that anyone can be provoked, but you can't mess with functional people.

Messed with others. At most, it's dead, but if you provoke a competent person, it's really better to live than to die, and even do something as exciting as popping chrysanthemums, and it's a serial explosion, it's just too perverted, too cruel, very yellow and violent!

How do you want to say that the competent person does it? It's very simple, there is a side door in the spell of the Shangguan capable man that makes people turn into 'love beasts', and strip the clothes of the four little hooligans. Then he used a spell to turn them into 'love beasts', and set up a ten-minute enchantment, so that they couldn't run out, so they could only fight the other party's chrysanthemum idea.

The rest of the matter is very simple, the one with the least strength and physical strength becomes the unlucky guy in the first place. The remaining three were lined up with chrysanthemums, this cruel method was seen by Liu Zixuan and them, where did the three virgins see such a heavy scene, they were stimulated enough, and they didn't dare to talk to the functional person for a long time.

Thanks to the 'perverted' methods of the competent people, the three girls were a lot quieter along the way. It wasn't until eight o'clock in the evening that the three girls gradually began to talk to the functional people, and gradually forgot about the four little hooligans.

After the meal, Shangguan Nengren asked the third girl: "Shall we rest here tonight, or should we rush overnight?" ”

"It's okay......" Mingyue and Mingzhu sisters didn't have any opinions.

Liu Zixuan said: "Let's rest for one night!" It's time to charge our phones, otherwise it's going to be too boring on the way back. ”

"Well...... the competent person nodded: "It's okay, hehe, you should take a shower at night and have a good rest, then find a hotel!" ”…,

At the time of checkout, Shangguan asked from the waiter about the location of a good hotel, which was not far from here, and it was a five-minute drive.

This hotel is really good, the decoration is very high-grade, there is not only a welcome lady wearing a cheongsam at the door, the quality of the front desk lady is also very high, and Liu Yilan is a level, even a little higher.

"Please open me a three-person business room, a single business room, thank you." The competent person took out his ID card and began to register.

"I'm sorry sir." The front desk lady looked embarrassed: "I don't know why today, there are a lot of guests in the business room, the triple room and the single room are gone, we only have two double business rooms left, you see......"

"There are no three?"

"Nope." The front desk lady was full of apologies, and then glanced at Liu Zixuan and the twin sisters, and said, "You should take your sister and girlfriend out for a trip!" Then you can have one room for your two sisters, and one room for you and your girlfriend. ”

After a pause, the front desk lady whispered: "Our boss is very familiar with the police station, and no one will check the room in the middle of the night." ”

“……”

Shangguan Nengren turned his head to look at Liu Zixuan: "What do you think?" ”

Liu Zixuan's face turned red: "What...... What do you think? Since there is no more, then just order it! When you're away from home, you can't ask for too much. ”

“……”

Shangguan Nengren scratched his head: "It's not good!" ”

"What else?" Liu Zixuan snorted lightly and said to the front desk lady: "Two double rooms, thank you." ”

"Okay." The front desk lady smiled slightly, and while registering, she smiled at the competent person: "Sir, you are not as bold as your girlfriend, so you can't be so wooden." ”

Shangguan was very depressed: "We are not ......"

"Don't worry! There are certainly no police rounds at night. The front desk lady smiled ambiguously, opened the room card, and asked the waiter to take them to the room.

Shangguan Mingyue and Shangguan Mingzhu have never lived in a hotel, let alone a high-end room such as a business room, and they saw a soft big bed, a sofa, a computer or something. They were all a little excited, curious to look left and right.

After Shangguan Neng settled the two of them, he said, "Go take a shower in a while, go to bed early, and we'll leave early tomorrow morning." ”

"Hmm." The sisters nodded, but ......

"Brother Capable Man, how do you use the bathroom here?" Half an hour later. Shangguan was playing with the computer in his business room, and Liu Zixuan was taking a shower in the bathroom, when Shangguan Mingzhu came over and knocked on the door. Asked a question that left the competent person speechless.

"Let's go!" The two sisters grew up in the countryside and had never seen much of the world, and their bathing was basically to go to the public bath. In the summer, it is normal to buy a plastic bucket to dry on the roof and take a bath with a wooden board.

Shangguan Nengren walked into the room of the two sisters, only to find Shangguan Mingyue wearing a white bathrobe, standing in front of the bathroom with a shy face.

Competent man: "......"

"It's a shower, when you turn on the switch, there is water, the water temperature can be adjusted, and the water in the bathtub has two taps, one cold and one hot. Adjust your own ...... See this, no, this is a bubble bath salt, pour it into the water to make foam, that's how the bubble bath on TV came about......"

Shangguan explained the functions in the bathroom to the sisters in the same way, and finally pointed to the toilet: "This toilet is intelligent." It has a water spray and warm air drying function, let me tell you about it......"

It was the first time the two sisters had seen a hose sticking out of the toilet, flushing their buttocks, and spewing warm air. Now through the explanation of the competent people, they finally understand.

Oh, so you can enjoy going to the toilet!

After all the explanations were finished, Shangguan Nengren sighed and asked, "Do you have any other questions?" ”…,

Shangguan Mingyue shook her head, but Shangguan Mingzhu pointed to the computer: "Brother Capable Man, how can I use this computer?" ”

Competent man: "......"

Ten minutes later, Shangguan Nengren walked out of the two sisters' room and returned to his room.

Liu Zixuan had just finished taking a shower, wrapped around a wide white bathrobe, wiped his hair with a towel, and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"Don't mention it......" Shangguan said what happened just now, and sighed: "There are too many things that these two children don't understand, and they can learn some of them in the future." ”

Liu Zixuan smiled: "No problem, it's not a difficult thing, you can learn it as soon as you learn it." ”

"I hope so." Shangguan Nengren sat on the edge of the bed, looked at Liu Zixuan's smooth calves, and licked his lips: "Have you washed the clothes you changed?" ”

"Not yet, what?" Liu Zixuan spread out her slightly damp hair, and when she shook her hair, she had a unique style.

Shangguan Nengren inhaled and coughed dryly: "I also have to take a bath!" ”

Liu Zixuan blushed and walked towards the bathroom: "I'll go wash clothes." ”

Liu Zixuan's laundry stall, Shangguan people continue to play on the computer, and the popular "Jianghu Supreme" is sometimes on the desktop, Shangguan people haven't played for a long time, and they have encountered a lot of things recently, and they haven't had so much spare time to play games.

After going up, Shangguan subconsciously looked at the game leaderboard, and was a little surprised to find that Ruhua, who had been at the top of the level ranking before, actually disappeared from the leaderboard, and I don't know why?

At present, the first place in the level ranking is level 52, and the top 100 are all level 52, it can be seen that after Ruhua, no player has the absolute strength to subdue other players, and "Jianghu Supreme" has entered the Warring States era of dragons without a leader.

Shangguan Nengren looked at his poor level 36 little person, and shook his head helplessly, he didn't have to play with all his strength, he really couldn't be the vanguard, but although this game was done well and the playability was also very high, it gradually made Shangguan Nengren not interested.

A few days ago, when Shangguan was upgrading the game level in the Flood Desolation Realm, he played a virtual game a hundred years later, which was a game that truly realized the reality of virtual technology, that is, the kind of game that is similar to the real world in many online game novels.

After playing that kind of game, Shangguan lost interest in the current game, and after playing it for a while, he quit the game with no interest.

was bored, Liu Zixuan walked out of the bathroom, and said calmly: "I'm done, you go wash it!" ”

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